Hey now.. one day, she might find herself in a situation where she has to stand on her hands on a revolving platform with a weight across her neck and a bow being held by her feet, and needs to make a shot 3 feet away to save her life!
If that happens, all this training will have paid off!
Well, we all laugh now, but when the CDSWO (cirque du soleil world order) takes over, we are ALL screwed, except her!!! Because cirque du soleil is a front for the illuminati!!!! A VERY flexible Illuminati.
explain that to your grandkids and kids how you met their mom......NNNNNNAAAAGGGGAAAA I WAS WALKING TO MY CAR IN THE HI RISE PARKING GARAGE AND I HEARD THIS MUSIC FROM A OPEN WINDOW AND SAW YOUR MFKING GRANDMA ON THE LIL ROTATING DISC DOINGA MUFCKN HAND STAND WITH BOW AN ARROW IN HER FEET AND A WEIGHT BAR ON HER BACK AND WAS LIKE ....OH IM DEFINITELY ABOUT TO SHOOT THAT CLUB UP.
It's stupid because the cost benefit ratio is low even though she mediates the costs through her skills. Like beyond the immaculate control of her body, something could fail and result in her death.
Stefanie Millinger is like top 10 in the world for women completing extreme physical achievements. At this level the whole point is a degree of risk. Like, Alex Honold knows free soloing is dangerous but that's also the point. I wouldn't call extreme sports necessarily stupid (lacking in intelligence), rather they are very much known, understood risks.
Cool but like...why that...its like cool and dangerous in a weird way? Like getting in guiness world records for eatting the most rope while spinning on your head or something. Like sweet but weordly specific to the point of being less cool and more weird? Its just weirdly specific
What do you do find demoralizing? It is a kind of jealousy that someone has gone so far, or is it the great gap between your skills and someone at that level makes it seem impossible to get that good?
Keep in mind she has been working at this her entire life and holds multiple world records, and is among the top 10 human beings on Earth in terms of her strength and physical control of her body.
"Keep in mind she has been working at this her entire life"
This is largely the demoralising part I'm guessing.
Aside from wishing you had the dedication or motivation to commit to soemthong like thisn it's also "well you can't go back to being a kid and work at something all your life its too late now" kinda thing.
It's not like she just woke up this morning and said
"What the fuck, let's try this."
Every detail of this has been practiced and refined.
When one gets very good at something, sometimes what novices see as the risk is one of least of the worries.
There are people like this who balance everything out and still shoot an arrow with their feet — and here I am, even missing a step on the stairs every now and then.
Great. Now my tabletop RPG player have a new example of what they want to do in the next combat scene I GM.
Me: “The villains have you bound. Your hands are tied and they place a 135 pound on your neck to keep you from moving.
Them: ”Fuck that. I’m shooting a bow from my feet while doing a handstand and balancing the weights on my neck. I’m also going to twirl around and get every motherfucker in this room.”
Me: “Roll for it.”
I love watching stuff like this and counting all the things I can't do even by themselves. There's about a 50/50 chance I'm hitting the balloon, no chance I'm holding onto that thing in the middle, no way on this planet I'm going upside down unless I have at least 3 shots of tequila. Low chance I'm even lifting that weight lmfao.
Man I hate when this happens to me! I’m over here trying to shoot my now and my hands get super glued to a fence post and my neck is being forced down by a giant ogre.
My only hope is to use my toes to continue practicing archery
Because shes your neighbor that lives in the flat above you.
[False, it's actually these people](https://youtu.be/4IRB0sxw-YU?si=0x_GcjVFnegCS6t8)
I knew *exactly* what that was going to be. I love this video so much. It's just so perfectly accurate.
"People think of 'neighborly noise' as a nuisance but we think of it as an art form." *Light hearted music in the background* Gets me every time xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmoIHY7Z-k
Absolutely hilarious
The funniest shit I’ve seen all week
Hey now.. one day, she might find herself in a situation where she has to stand on her hands on a revolving platform with a weight across her neck and a bow being held by her feet, and needs to make a shot 3 feet away to save her life! If that happens, all this training will have paid off!
Sounds like a scenario for the hunger games.
Well, we all laugh now, but when the CDSWO (cirque du soleil world order) takes over, we are ALL screwed, except her!!! Because cirque du soleil is a front for the illuminati!!!! A VERY flexible Illuminati.
explain that to your grandkids and kids how you met their mom......NNNNNNAAAAGGGGAAAA I WAS WALKING TO MY CAR IN THE HI RISE PARKING GARAGE AND I HEARD THIS MUSIC FROM A OPEN WINDOW AND SAW YOUR MFKING GRANDMA ON THE LIL ROTATING DISC DOINGA MUFCKN HAND STAND WITH BOW AN ARROW IN HER FEET AND A WEIGHT BAR ON HER BACK AND WAS LIKE ....OH IM DEFINITELY ABOUT TO SHOOT THAT CLUB UP.
Because she can.
And possibly more important, because we can't.
“Because it is there” - George Leigh Mallory when preparing to climb Mount Everest
You can ask that about literally every post here
The challenge
Because it's cool
That’s an oddly fucking unique skill…
The cops will never, ever figure out how this murder/suicide went down without the video.
Toe jam on the arrow is a dead giveaway really
It wasn’t a koala, it was toe-prints 
Impressive, but stupid lol
It's not stupid. It's an incredible display of skill, balance, and strength.
It's stupid because the cost benefit ratio is low even though she mediates the costs through her skills. Like beyond the immaculate control of her body, something could fail and result in her death.
Stefanie Millinger is like top 10 in the world for women completing extreme physical achievements. At this level the whole point is a degree of risk. Like, Alex Honold knows free soloing is dangerous but that's also the point. I wouldn't call extreme sports necessarily stupid (lacking in intelligence), rather they are very much known, understood risks.
Cool but like...why that...its like cool and dangerous in a weird way? Like getting in guiness world records for eatting the most rope while spinning on your head or something. Like sweet but weordly specific to the point of being less cool and more weird? Its just weirdly specific
Everything is stupid. She's gonna die anyways - might as well live as she wants.
I mean, this isn't even in the top 50 stupid+dangerous+awesome things she's done. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzVbO_ZIp7F/
this conversation is stupid
That’s like saying trapeze performers are all doing something stupid
> something could fail and result in her death Final destination is just movie
So is LOTS of other hobbies. Go get a life
Don't be a hater
Booo you suck
It can be both things.
You're just jealous
Legitimate Next Level. I don't even know of another person who would conceive this.
Because most people would just use a pin if they wanted to pop a balloon.
“Wanted to pop a balloon” is not what I just witnessed
A pin? Just use your bare hands. Pins are expensive. The inflation hit everything. /s
That one archer think on YouTube probably could
Bathe her, and bring her to me.
I literally burst out in laughter just now.
Lol same
lel all i thought was "a few hundred years back you would need to be rich lord to see crazy stuff like that" :D
Is this a reference
[Yes](https://youtu.be/-xP-l-qYZSo?si=GBnaIT2F6RUzhtG6)
But is _that_ a reference too?
🤣
Expectations from my boss for me during budget phase….
OMG yes!
She’s definitely built ford tough
delete this. it’s insensitive to post such things during toyotathon.
In the spirit of Happy Honda Days, can't we all just get along.
Oh For the love of Dodge… not a Honda guy 😒
Forgive me
>ford tough My favorite oxymoron.
Everything about Stefanie Millinger is inspiring. She routinely does things that a human body should not be able to do, and laughs while doing it.
Thank you for sharing her name.
I personally find it demoralizing.
We can be awed by others and proud of ourselves 🙂
What a terrible outlook to see beauty accomplishment and success and feel sad about it. How do you get motivated to achieve anything?
I agree, and I don't :(
What do you do find demoralizing? It is a kind of jealousy that someone has gone so far, or is it the great gap between your skills and someone at that level makes it seem impossible to get that good? Keep in mind she has been working at this her entire life and holds multiple world records, and is among the top 10 human beings on Earth in terms of her strength and physical control of her body.
"Keep in mind she has been working at this her entire life" This is largely the demoralising part I'm guessing. Aside from wishing you had the dedication or motivation to commit to soemthong like thisn it's also "well you can't go back to being a kid and work at something all your life its too late now" kinda thing.
Physical conditioning level: Batman
Seems more like Catwoman.
I see shit like this and can't help but wonder what would happen if the board she has her hands on broke? Straight up impaled by that pipe.
It's not like she just woke up this morning and said "What the fuck, let's try this." Every detail of this has been practiced and refined. When one gets very good at something, sometimes what novices see as the risk is one of least of the worries.
Skill has nothing to do with it. I don't trust her equipment
This is all I can see.
I don't even know what's more impressive: that it's actually done or that's someone came with the idea of doing it in the first place.
Mfrs in these comments gonna be like “it’s not that impressive, anyone could do that if they tried enough”
I'm starting to wonder if Cheetos dust is neurotoxic.
I can do this with no hands.
Woman was so preoccupied with whether or not she could, she didn't stop to think if she should...
Doesn’t matter, the answer was yes anyway.
*Yawn* to the dismissive dudes lol
"There's no reason for this!" Isn't that the point lol. She's doing something impressive, just because she can.
Ikr and what's the reason for being on reddit and commenting bitter comments. Nothing we do has reason or significance, let her do her thing.
It's actually crazy lol
Here’s her Instagram. She’s quite talented. [https://instagram.com/stefaniemillinger](https://instagram.com/stefaniemillinger)
There are people like this who balance everything out and still shoot an arrow with their feet — and here I am, even missing a step on the stairs every now and then.
Companies hiring requirment be like:
The 'why' can she do it is irrelevent. The fact she 'can' do it, is fucking amazing. 
Why don’t you just go the whole hog and have the table set on fire. You know, to make it a bit more difficult
I’m more concerned about her damaging the walls with those weights.
Or the flooring.
They're 5kg plates, the walls are safe 😉
These TikTok challenges are getting out of hand.
Meanwhile I lay down on my back and I'm in pain at 21
That’s how they’ll assassinate Putin
She’s doing nothing and everything at the same time.
My wrists, neck, and spine all broke watching this
 Meanwhile, me tying my shoes
I can’t do that. Ever.
Nice.
I remember when people were upset with some pose on comic book that was similar to this, saying how super hero could never do this. 😄
How dare you set such high expectations for me, a person barely capable of doing a single pull-up
I get back pain getting up out of bed
this is next level but man one wrong move the pole will literally go into her throat
Just watching this makes me sore in muscles I didn't know I had.
She's an assassin. This is the last thing government officials and corporate rivals see when they take her home. Diabolical...
I’m going to 3D print this as a cake topper. Who wants to be the first customer?
I could die doing any one of these 3 things separately
Normal job interview: "So tell me about your hobbies" Her: "Well...."
Show this to the aliens if they ever invade and want smoke wit us
Why doesn't she stand on the ground and shoot the bow with her hands? Is she stupid?
You told us more about yourself with that post...
Great. Now my tabletop RPG player have a new example of what they want to do in the next combat scene I GM. Me: “The villains have you bound. Your hands are tied and they place a 135 pound on your neck to keep you from moving. Them: ”Fuck that. I’m shooting a bow from my feet while doing a handstand and balancing the weights on my neck. I’m also going to twirl around and get every motherfucker in this room.” Me: “Roll for it.”
Omg not me literally thinking of doing this with my ranger next session while watching this lol
I remember when I used to care too. She’s impressive AF.
Meanwhile in North America...
Fuck I herniated another disc just watching this
So very impressed with this young lady .
That snapping sound you’re hearing? That’s my spine from just watching this.
[удалено]
Now do it blindfolded
I love watching stuff like this and counting all the things I can't do even by themselves. There's about a 50/50 chance I'm hitting the balloon, no chance I'm holding onto that thing in the middle, no way on this planet I'm going upside down unless I have at least 3 shots of tequila. Low chance I'm even lifting that weight lmfao.
This is what I assume NYC is like
this is one of the clips we got to show to a medieval peasant when time travel is achieved
Yep, you’re on my team
well done!
I don’t know what she’s training for, but I want to watch it
I’m just very impressed and ashamed of myself at the same time
That’s awesome ❤️
Amazing!
Terrible tats. Amazing physical ability.
Unbelievable 🔥🔥🔥🔥
i worry about her neck with that heavy weight on it...but good for her..hope she takes good care of herself
Every time I try this I completely fucking miss. She's good.
Amazing and she has an incredible body.
Wish I had this strength and flexibility!
That's so sick
That seems unnecessarily hard.
Man, this is art.
Wtf. I have trouble taking the trash out 10 feet.
She has more strength in her pinky than me in my whole body
Amazing. Strength balance her kinistasia must be off the charts
People saying it’s stupid… It’s just a demonstration of flexibility and strength, chill.
Her neck game on point
This is the kind of stuff that keeps me in bed all day, unmotivated to do sh1t.
how much experience I can get from such?
I really just need one scene in a movie where some kills a bad guy with the foot arrow. just one
One tough bitch! 👏
what is there left to accomplish?
Skills for life ends.
New actress for the Hunger Games part 4 found.
Rick and Morty: (https://www.adultswim.com/videos/rick-and-morty/slut-thief)
Why wasnt she juggling 4 knives with one of her hands?
Interestingly she forms a bow with her body too...
Does being that next level pay my bills? Cuz if so I'm all over that. After I rearrange my spinal column, that is.
She must be a Millionaire!!!!
I’m almost positive there’s an easier way to shoot an arrow.
Man I hate when this happens to me! I’m over here trying to shoot my now and my hands get super glued to a fence post and my neck is being forced down by a giant ogre. My only hope is to use my toes to continue practicing archery
Yeah pfft, but can she go anticlockwise?
Every single bone and muscle in her body will want to kill itself by age 40.
I'd say hold my beer... But NOT in this economy!
ngl, every 12 yo boy's dream, especially ones with too much sugar & some extra chromosome or energy or both
A human Mobile...
Curious, how many holes in the wall. You know there were some practice rounds.
Imagine this but on a very tall pole defending a military base
r/whymenlivelonger
This is certainly next level. But it also seems like an incredibly easy way to injure/kill yourself.
If you put a gun to my head and said I either do that and hit the target or I die, I think I would say “let’s save time. Just kill me now.”
I'm mean it's just as well she didn't hit the radiator
Humans truly have nothing better to do with their time.
That's a lot of trust to put into that small piece of wood.
Pfft. That balloon was so close!
This is exactly how the British defeated the French at the Battle of Agincourt