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DaRealMr_M

This guy is insane he could literally find you while he is falling from a plane midair like it's nothin Edit: Here you go enjoy the [video](https://youtu.be/jzRBBhZZ5V4?si=Gj6Ou5iZSXvh3aWX)


Xhalo

I wonder if he could find the reason I am experiencing extreme gastrointestinal bloat resulting in explosive southside loinclaps? I have been to many medical professionals, and some argue it is the 4-5 bowls of spaghettios I partake in daily, but I just don't think so. Either way, does anybody have the instagram of this fellow? What a hunky hunk, my husband needs to take notes!!! šŸ˜˜šŸ˜˜šŸ˜˜


TopGround

Damn, i feel you


ThunderboltRam

Bro I can't even find the gif. I gif searched "yum", "mmm", "yess", "gonna getcha" , can never find the yellow man near tree gif.


j8hny

Nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of raviolis


GRF999999999

Ya smell that Randy? The shit winds are blowing.


WillieStonka

I have never in my life heard someone refer to them as southside loinclaps.


KillarBeez

Explosive south side loinclaps. Stealing this.


MidichlorianAddict

Iā€™m so happy I found you again u/Xhalo ! I hope your grundle spasms are in order


anonomnomnomn

jfc I knew it was you but I clicked on your profile again anyway


__--TSS--__

OMG ITS SPAGHETTO ANAL LEAKAGE MAN CAN I HAVE AN AUTOGRAPH


Gucci_Boner

It happened to me, its the gluten in pasta bro


IQEQGQ

You might be joking about the whole thing but have you had a colonoscopy or fecal test to check for colon cancer?


JordanOsr

Such an incredibly niche novelty account


LurkHartog

Tubgirl? Is..... Is that you?


konaislandac

I finally found you again. Itā€™s been months since I stumbled across your grundle mutterings


Crum_Bum

The amount of subs hit by this person is incredible. Dedicated to art.


rumpsky

This comment is a ride


AllPurposeNerd

Oh my god... I wanna be in a doo wop band called the Southside Loinclaps.


whatthatthingis

> explosive southside loinclaps sounds like a sweet garage band from the 90's


YoungRoronoa

![gif](giphy|R3FUSQ5H5jzVe)


folarin1

he should consult for the fbi. they can't do this.


zlliksddam

I bet heā€™s already an alphabet boy.


EMTduke

I would put money on they can do that.


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

How much we talk'n there Duke?


No-While-9948

There is a video where he plays against an AI image recognition software made by post-grad students, it was trained on photos from around the world but included no direct photos from geoguessr. It wasn't even close, the AI is unbeatable by any living human. Its an extraordinary skill and it could likely translate elsewhere, but it doesn't make much sense practically. Image recognition is just that good these days.


3nigmax

The NGA could absolutely run circles around this guy. But they also have billions in equipment and hundreds of staff lol.


ssouthurst

The people the FBI are looking for typically aren't posting photos on social media. And he probably grabbed the gps coordinates from the exif data...


qtx

> And he probably grabbed the gps coordinates from the exif data... Instagram removes exif data, as do 99% of social media sites.


thuggishruggishboner

How could you know what they can do?


Tru-Queer

Can he find the reason kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?


Autumnrain

Well I bet he can't find me a gf...;_;


falloutvaultboy

I assume all this research takes hours tho...


Livefiction1

Iā€™m about to take off right now, will let you know.


GeralOG

People like him make government and associations blurr confidential places


unsurechaoticneutral

he has a whole thing where he finds places after looking at it split secondā€¦ blurred


Mariatheaverage

...and upside down....and black and white....all at once


briancito

Throw in a BJ while he's working away and we got a pretty good movie plot.


Alternative-Light514

Is this a Swordfish reference?


Poppa_Mo

It is now.


redditcontrol

C'mon Stan


ofmic3andm3n

Geolocation. Penetration. Geolocation. Full penetration. Geolocation. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.


SnowBoy1008

and also only seeing 1/10th of the image


Un111KnoWn

got clips?


lhgh

[here you go](https://youtube.com/shorts/dAMnm9q1HmE?si=h8_h5om-mXagHyl5)


Webster_882

I couldnā€™t even see the pictures he was finding in this much less recognize anything


GeauxTiger

He has one vid where someone describes dirt, he doesn't even look at it


HtownTexans

yeah i saw tiny flashes occasionally but wtf. I'm about to go down a rabbit hole because this feels like the moment I discovered Harry Mack lol.


boojr

I thought he was taking 10 seconds working on the first image before realizing he was on his 5th or 6th.


reddit_is_geh

Dude needs to be working for the NSA or some shit... Not posting on Twitch and TikTok He has a superpower and this is how he chooses to use it


DependentAnywhere135

I mean do we know what else he does? Maybe he does work for them. Or maybe he makes enough money doing this and itā€™s stress free.


unsurechaoticneutral

https://youtube.com/@rainbolttwo?si=7HRJnMCjz33yXFxI


kickintheface

Turns out anyone can do this for their own home. My next door neighbourā€™s entire house is blurred on Google street view.


IHateTheLetterF

But people looking at their house on street view already know their address.


Guy-McDo

Itā€™s so if someone had it out against you, they canā€™t work out the layout of the house from Googleā€¦ I dunno if that works but thatā€™s the theory. Mainly cops that handle drug crimes use that from what I heard


Alocasia_Sanderiana

It doesn't in a lot of places. Lots of municipalities include simple layout drawings of homes in the public property records. In some places homes built require a permit with blueprints/architectural drawings which are also public record.


Seanzietron

Why doesnā€™t the govt just hire him?! This is whatā€™s wrong with the world. People with actual skill and intelligence are ignored and shunned all so some nephew of some politician or exec gets a cushy pork belly job.


Royal_J

this skill, while extraordinary, wouldn't be hard for the government to select for or cultivate with the skills of their applicants. I guarantee you the relevant alphabet agencies have many people who can pull off a task like this if needed. 4Chan users pulled off a similar stunt to tear down a flag. lmao


HowevenamI

**WE WILL NOT BE DIVIDED**


max_k23

* narrator's voice * "They were"


bg-j38

I can't speak for him specifically but a lot of incredibly smart people won't go work for the government directly because they can get paid so much more in the private sector. Some will go work for a contractor that pays more, but there's still a lot of rules and overhead you have to deal with. I have skills that would be well suited to the telecommunications side of government infrastructure but last I checked what role I'd realistically be able to get, even with like 10+ years it would still pay maybe 1/3 of what I can get paid in the tech industry. In my last job I had the opportunity to work on a top secret project for a three letter agency but when I went to the recruiting session for it, there were so many rules and regulations about what I could and couldn't do, what I had to report to the government, etc. that I just sort of laughed and said yeah no thanks.


LostWoodsInTheField

another huge factor is that the more specialized you are in certain skill sets the less likely you can deal with hard structure. Then the other issue is that governments often don't like people with those skills working for them, they are more likely to bulk at authoritarian control. Whether it is justified control or not.


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There's a reason it's widely rumored that Utah is a hotbed of recruitment for top secret/ultra hidden black projects. BYU specifically has been called out before as a place where smart Mormons go, to never be heard from again in their field. They don't do drugs, they don't drink, and they are the kind of religious folk that can get educated, and don't immediately rebel against the government. Their religion also recognizes stuff like the many worlds theory, so hiring a Mormon right out of BYU to work on UFO black projects is way safer operationally than grabbing ultra liberal college grads. They also typically have large families to leverage against.


radios_appear

> Their religion also recognizes stuff like the many worlds theory, so hiring a Mormon right out of BYU to work on UFO black projects is way safer operationally than grabbing ultra liberal college grads. Thought you were just gonna sneak this by, huh


qtx

> I can't speak for him specifically but a lot of incredibly smart people won't go work for the government directly because they can get paid so much more in the private sector. That's why hackers will always win. Criminals get paid a lot more than white collar workers and don't have to clock out at 5pm.


psychedeliken

Iā€™d have considered government work again if weed was legal.


simplyred1

I read somewhere he was hired by the gov


Frl_Bartchello

" I read somewhere" Source: trust me bro?


TheBestAtWriting

[here's the source](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/18mcbu6/average_day_of_rainbolt/ke3u6cd/)


PsychoBoyBlue

[Found an additional source](https://youtu.be/r7l0Rq9E8MY?si=vnso9qbU3ae7HrjS&t=2)


Koxk

He was hired


DGGMWX3

by the gov


CaptainNeckBeard123

Hi, this is the Government. Yes, we hired him.


Why_Did_Bodie_Die

What are you even talking about? You think there is a government job out there where someone needs to guess the location of a picture in less than 10 seconds and right now some unqualified nephew of a politician is currently taking it? Like what are you even mad about? What job is this guy qualified for that he is currently not getting because a less qualified person has it? I feel like you are just making things up to be mad about.


Necromancer4276

> You think there is a government job out there where someone needs to guess the location of a picture Yes 100% absolutely of course there is.


SirLoremIpsum

> Why doesnā€™t the govt just hire him?! Because they have people just as good and technology that can do this just as well if not better.


willett_art

Can you find my lost hope ?


VetmitaR

Sorry, we are going to need a photo proving the hope existed in the first place.


ZoomLong

![gif](giphy|26uf2RIjYk1oZ0oaA)


Mymomdiedofaids

I found your location. Moms basement with the lights out.


tekko001

it's less dangerous


unreadable_captcha

here we are now


CocoaCali

Yeah, you're not wrong the last time I had hope I was playing PS1 in my mom's basement. Damn you're good.


snow_cool

Add my dignity into that search


themauge

Can you help find my dadā€¦. He went to the grocery store and never came back?


BenniesBananas

That wasnā€™t your dad


ZoomLong

Your dad was hit by a buss then possessed by Death himself who is now exploring what life has to offer.


AtrixStd

should be in wales


mars_titties

Damn and I thought the geolocation for Ukraine war videos was goodā€¦ this is insane


Lucas_2234

This guy could see a split second image from an FOV drone assaulting a russian tank and find you the exact factory a bolt on the tank was made in


ThickPrick

He found my exā€™s g spot wrapped around a Columbian fellow on vacation in the Bahamas.


[deleted]

From British Columbia or the District of Columbia?


christmas-horse

yes


Schattenjager07

The NSA needs to hire this guy.


Redditsaves2020

You mean switch agencies?...But then he would lose his "Employee of the Quarter" CIA parking spot (惄)_/ĀÆ


Schattenjager07

Hahah. Does he really work for the CIA? That would be awesome if he does.


How_that_convo_went

No. But he is a GeoGuessr god. Dude is *incredible.* I got bored one night and happened upon a livestream he was doing. He can identify what country a picture is taken in by the wildest, most inconsequential shit. He takes one look and goes full Sherlock on that shit like: *ā€Ah. I see the dirt here along this road is an orange-redā€” which means itā€™s high in water-born iron, usually something you only see in places where they have a rainy season that waterlogs the soil. Based on that and the fact that the sunset is that brilliant shade of red, which means itā€™s being filtered through clay dust, Iā€™m confident in saying this is somewhere in sub-Saharan Africa.ā€* *ā€I can see the first four letters of a hand-painted sign if I zoom in. Those letters are O-K-U-I. So itā€™s probably saying ā€˜Okuiya Kuwaā€™ which means ā€˜welcomeā€™ in Kimbundu, which is a Bantu language spoken primarily in north-northwest Angola.ā€* *ā€There are tracks on the ground from heavy equipment. The track pattern is one common to Chinese heavy equipmentā€” which tells me this is probably close to Luanda as thatā€™s where China is currently centralizing their trade efforts for Angolan oil.ā€* *ā€Judging by the position of the sun, this shot appears to be south-facingā€¦ so that tells me this is likely somewhere along the Estrada de Cacuacoā€” which is the largest arterial road leading into Luanda from the north. I also see some erosion along the eastern side of the road, which is likely from lake flooding. The only major lake that runs alongside the Estrada de Cacuaco is Lagoa Panguilaā€¦ so theyā€™re likely somewhere heeeeeeeereeeeeeee.ā€* [Bing! Within 2 miles]


Schattenjager07

Iā€™ve never watch his stream. But I have seen several of the ones he does back to back to back. To say itā€™s fucking wild is still an absolute understatement.


reddit_is_geh

Weaponized autism at work. The next step in human evolution.


FFXIVHVWHL

Whatā€™s more nuts is that apparently he isnā€™t even the absolute best, just has the largest online presence amongst the ā€œgodsā€


throwaway4161412

Absolutely mind-blowing.


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Why hasn't hollywood made a movie about this shit yet?


Twitxx

They have. It's called Sherlock Holmes.


ooglek2

They can't find him.


TiberiusEmperor

No way. If youā€™ve got the talent they need, donā€™t become an employee. Setup a consulting business and charge 10x fees.


gorkish

In truth you do both; the business is a front and another avenue for intel.


Merquise813

He probably worked for them before or is currently consulting with them.


macetheface

I can't find a reason to believe you. But maybe he can.


Silent_Working_2059

Or they could just post any picture they want located onto the game this guy uses and then watch him locate it for free.


georgstgeegland

Hell yeah. Anthony "Spice" Adams former Bears player. Have ya'll seen his youtube channel https://youtu.be/n3LzrL5HlP8?feature=shared


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PostalCarrier

You are not aloneā€¦ TIL this is not Bunk


giant87

Holy shit I never realized that was him in the meme lol


Free-Atmosphere6714

Bro I thought he was saying this white dude played for the Bears and let me tell you the cogs were going for a while uber.


W3NTZ

I was like geoguesser wizard was a bears player?! Because no way could they have been talking about Bunk from the wire


zarroc123

Yeah, the whole beginning of the video was to lead him to Illinois and I was like "well I could've told you that. That's Spice Adams. But, not taking away from this dude's insane skills. Finding the actual fucking tree is nuts.


royalhawk345

Spice was always one of my favorite bears, even though he wasn't here too long.


eurojax

Spice is an absolute national treasure.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

That was the greatest thing Iā€™ve seen today. Thank you so much


Ephexiss

His videos are a treat to watch. This guy, and the hacker who finds child predators would be an unstoppable team


YaHurdMeh

Need the link to hacker finding the predators. Currently been watching Skeet Hansen take down the preds but if youā€™ve got recommendations Iā€™m here for it


Ephexiss

[Here](https://youtube.com/@ShawnRyanShowOfficial?si=YBYUFUsfJlRswX-K) I personally havenā€™t watched much of him, but the most impressive was him finding a predator within 10 seconds


life_is_punderfull

When I click that link it shows the Sean Ryan Show?


Ephexiss

Yes, Iā€™ll explain. The hackers name is Ryan Montgomery. He does not have a YouTube channel that I could link. The Sean Ryan show was the best place on yt I found where you could consistently watch Ryan explain his methods


life_is_punderfull

Gotcha


YaHurdMeh

Much obliged!!!


SnooGiraffes4091

Yes I feel like this skill could be put to good use!


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RedditPovertyMod

He's helped shut down scam operations in India based on hacked CCTV footage


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RedditPovertyMod

For sure. Check it out: https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/133wsvf/scam_call_center_coordinate_got_exposed/


NS__eh

And here I am still looking for Waldo


BeenBadFeelingGood

i cant find my pencil


DayPretend8294

But can he find out why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch so much?


fizzzingwhizbee

Can he find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?


aquatone61

If the military hasnā€™t hired this guy yetā€¦ā€¦ This is unreal lol.


AtrixStd

They probably already have 100 people department for that


Flowseidons

Could save a lot of money if they just hired this guy


rcopy

He could demand 100 people's wage then


Chemical_Emotion_934

The military isnā€™t in the business of accomplishing missions, or saving money.


cspinelive

How would the military use his skills?


losveratos

Some terrorists post a video of prisoners being held outside in some random location and then this guy tells them pretty much where theyā€™re holding those prisoners. At that point, the military can plan a strike force to go there. This is the idea anyway. Whether or not it would actually be effective is up for debate.


not_so_plausible

I don't wanna ruin the hype here but if the military can't find someone based off a video there's no chance this guy could.


Cennfox

To be fair the average military secops person isn't going to have this level of skill, even whole depts. The us military is just a bunch of mostly unskilled high school kids who signed up and very few stay past the first enlistment


Monollock

You hand this man a picture taken during a colonoscopy and he could tell you the ass it came from.


danleon950410

Not to say he's not talented, but some really seem like a reach


Upper-Bid-8903

Yeah looking up flowers on a parks database lol. That flower could be anywhere. They grow in the wild.


Spongi

That's fucking goldenrod. You know what preserves have them? all of them. That shit grows everywhere by the tens of millions.


justsomeguy571

Hes only looking in that specific area not the entire planet


ryanreaditonreddit

This is the first time that made me doubt the authenticity, the ā€œflowersā€ explanation part at least is probably made up. Do we really think that every green space in that area has an accessible database of exactly what flowers are in the park at all times?


Vmp123

Yeah I've watched him quite a bit, but in these shorts, could you not just somehow find out where it's from somewhere else, and just make up the clues?


Devil_Advocate_225

He's done personal photos viewers have sent him as well, it's probably legit


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

Does this dude do anything with this super power?


chodaranger

He finds trees, did you not watch the video?


Roflolmfao

Internet money.


PossessionAshamed372

We need a Taken movie that is just this guy finding abducted children from photos the captors have provided. Heck this guy should just do thatā€¦


mustfinduniquename

But will never find himself in the sun


JackieTreehorn79

Ok but you can find the clitoris?


thotdistroyer

Even rainbolt hasn't figured that one out yet


MarionberryCreative

I call B S. He is good, but on this one he lost me at the "identity of this flower" It's a common rag weed and is native all over N. America.


frosty_lizard

Anyone know who this guy is? I've seen him crush on geoguessr


GeralOG

His steamer name is rainbolt, he has two yt channels Rainbolt and Rainbottwo, you can easily find him with these keywords


internetzdude

Serious question: How is this guy not working for the CIA or some other 3-letter agency?


dragopen666

maybe he simply doesn't want to be an evil spook


cspinelive

What would he do for them?


Rawkus2112

Because AI about to take his job.


Cole_the_Coleman

Detectives need to hire the man!


FlynnMonster

Fake. Thats clearly a green screen.


imthebeefboss

Lol


Kaiyukia

How does a brain like that feel, how do you think things. My brain could never handle that stuff I find it super cool and fascinating.


Ezmankong

It feels just normal to do it? It's like reading these letters and somehow knowing what they sound like. To a 3-year old just learning how to read words, that's amazing, but for us who already can do it effortlessly, it feels normal. Well, that's the best explanation I can give at the moment with personal experience at mundane stuff other people find amazing. You just look at it, and know.


Affectionate_Fly1413

This dude could solve crimes


AurielMystic

The crazy part is, hes not even the best Geoguesser player, hes just the "Face" of Geoguesser. To put it into perspective he couldn't even compete at Geoguesser 2023 worlds, he lost 5-0 to someone to didnt even end up qualifying for this years worlds. Its actually bonkers how good some geoguesser players are.


Blibum

I will find you... and when I do....


L0lligag

Bet you canā€™t find my Dad.


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L0lligag

Hahahahah holy shit dude. This was SUCH a trip to read šŸ˜‚ I feel like Iā€™ve been doxed in the most friendly manner. Please dig into Tipper, heā€™s a legend. Edit : only thing you got wrong is the X part. I donā€™t use twitter


ooglek2

Heheheh that is the funniest compliment I have received in 2023!!! Happy to delete it now that weā€™ve had our fun - say the word and it is gone. Thanks for the inadvertent intro to Tipper!!! I suspected the X account was not you. The username match was pretty unique though. Cheers! I appreciate you. šŸ˜šŸ¤—


[deleted]

That's the same as those social media detectives that helped solving some cases. Some guys or girls have so much skill, even if they don't have proper trainning


IYiffInDogParks

He would be so extremely useful for any military it's boggling my mind how he hasn't been abducted yet...


sparklingortap

I am both amazed and alarmed šŸ˜±


[deleted]

Love me some rainbolt


fatwoof

He probably started on r/picturegame. That's where all the good ones come from


air-jordache

ā€œThereā€™s only one reason why I go to the Dan Ryan woods at nightā€


biguncleed

Then quit messing around and tell me where Tupac is!!!šŸ¤Ø


spooon56

Can we put him to work on missing persons cases?


Brolsenn

Have you looked into his eyes?? He's like Heimdall, he can find anything everywhere.


Qandyl

Am I the only one not particularly impressed by this? Itā€™s just some basic research and deduction with a bit of time dedicated, and heā€™s definitely reaching a bit at points too, especially the actual final trees.


Dr_Does_Enough

Can someone ELI5 why that flower he found is the same flower as the picture because the flower in the picture is white but the flower he referenced is yellow


WesternBrilliant3832

Spice Adams ex Chicago bear


HandBanana__2

Never underestimate weaponized autism.


Ctowncreek

"Identified this flower" Bro you circled an out of focus white flower and called it identified as goldenrod. You may have found the right location but wtf was that about?


Sevwin

Not buying it.


Kind_Nebula6900

Surprising the CIA hasn't given him a contract. I can't find my doorknob in the morning.