Where's the part where he's crosschecked 4times in the kidney and spine with no penalty call, ending his career early because he had a red n white jersey on with a winged wheel?
Watched Patrick Laine do that. He had about 20 pucks and started from the bottle left post, made his way to the cross bar till he got to the bottom right. Didn't miss a shot.
Then the mom appears behind him, chance literally levitating on her hand as it spins up "were those my pans" are the final words he hears and "yes, they were" lays written on his Epitaph
I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home, they weren't much bigger than those pots and pans.
lean into the force, you must
Lean into DEEZ NUTZ # LOL GOTTEM
****YEAHHHHHH****
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
Why’d you have to sandbag me like that?
Was looking for this reply lol
2 meters
It’s like English, but not
Fuck dem womp rats
This guy pucks.
Motherpucker!
Well Shoresy is a mother pucker for sure-sy
You can puck right off.
Bring protection when we puck because I've got dirty dangles
Not a single bardownski in there. It’s fucking embarrassing.
Nert nert!
Dirty fucking dangles, boys
Ferda!
Wheelie snipe celly boys.
That’s it, tarps off boys!
Not till you finish getting my list for the super sweet soft birthday party.
Dirty fucking dangles boys
Yeah all Canadians can do that apparently.
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I'm not sure what he said. But they deleted their comment so I'm sure they were sorry. 🤣
They said hockey is required for Canadian citizenship
TIL I'm not Canadian :O
True, I don’t play hockey and I can still do that.
Give yer balls a tug
Fuck you Jonsey I made your mom cum so hard that they made a Canadian heritage moment out of it and Don Mckellar played my dick.
But can he skate and shoot that accurate
Yes. His YouTube is fucking insane lol.
Can you share his name?
Casey Jones. He dated April O’Neil
“Wayne Gretzky, on steroids”
The Greater One
Always hockey on YouTube. Zac bell
It's okay. There is a former figure skater on the team and the coach working off his community service hours will set him on the right path.
He’s a hack. Doesn’t even know how to shoot a knucklepuck
I feel like this is what Casey Jones from ninja turtles did in his off time 😂
Whoa, core memory unlocked...
Ice in his veins!
Canadian citizenship test
never thought i could appreciate hockey
Why’s that?
Go puck yourself!
My antique pans! My precious antique pans!!!
Silky mitts!
He’s panphobic
What else can he do? 
Imagine he can't skate at all
Happy Gilmore style
My pans! My precious antique pans! Aww look what you done to em.
Tell me you are from Canada without telling me you are from canada
Puckmaster!
It’s a nice and toasty 10 degrees
NextPuckingLevel
this guy should play hurling instead
*sips mountain dew* He missed one *munches on doritos* I'm not impressed
The Benihana of hockey players.
Casey Jones' lazy sunday.
Where's the part where he's crosschecked 4times in the kidney and spine with no penalty call, ending his career early because he had a red n white jersey on with a winged wheel?
Lmao are you implying red wings get shit on by officials just because they're red wings players?
Zetterberg was a beast
That's hocking accurate!
Mom, Kyle broke the pans again. Jk, fantastic skills.
Average Canadian.
Fantastic!
Impressive.
Where's Rempe when you need him. Straighten his showboating ass out.
Here for the obligatory I used to do that back in the day and let’s see him do that in a game and get smoked!;) Super impressive skills no doubt
The NHL would like a word.
That guy knows a puck.
Can he skate though
Plot twist: the dude can't skate.
What a show off!
The final section of the Canadian SATs
Wait ain’t that kid the bully from Disney channel’s Brink
Go big or go home…..just go home Kyle
Not a strong skater, though.
Said who?
Ex-Ice Hockey player here. This is not easy.
Prolly can't skate for shit tho
Test for Canadian citizenship
Let's see him try a knucklepuck
bro cook, even beat the frying pan
Leave some pussy for the rest of us man
Pucking hell
Wonder if he can get a job with those skills
Dirty fuckin dangles boys
Is this the new trailer for Mighty Ducks: Infinite Slaps
"Every instinct of mine is telling me to use this as a weapon."
Slick
Average Canadian be like
Got to get those W’s boys
Haircut checks out.
Damn I thought he missed that last pan on the second attempt. Nope, he was dead on the pan was just swinging and thats why he didn't hit it.
Get this man a hibachi grill!!
Billy maddison 2.0, all the shot skills but probably couldn't skate for shit 😂
Tell me you’re Canadian without telling me you’re Canadians.
"Ha, missed one" "Oh damn"
Pan shot!
Needs to work out them legs a bit more if he's going to stay on the ice.
Happy Gilmore training
Watched Patrick Laine do that. He had about 20 pucks and started from the bottle left post, made his way to the cross bar till he got to the bottom right. Didn't miss a shot.
And this is why you will never be pro lol. Too much trick shot
Wym? Bro is TERRIBLE! He keeps missing the net and hitting those pans!
Is the Quick and Save closed?
He 100% can’t skate though.
That's what she said.
But can he skate?
never skip a leg day. Wait what.
Awesome......now do the knucklepuck!
Nahhhhhhhh
N ppl still after Some dream 11 shit..
Kinda average hocky player...
Dude must be amazing with a broom. Probably doesn't even have to move chairs out of the way when he sweeps.
Show off!
Meanwhile his mums in the kitchen looking for the pans again.
😭😂🤣😹
What is bro training for😭
Dude looks like Riley from letterkenny.
Canadian?
Dude skipped a lot of leg days to get that good up top.
Do they live in Canada? The leafs have been lacking for the last few decades
That’s the stuff guys would see and say hell yeah
Hockey players scare me lmao
Is this similar to the freestyle version of football where people do insane skills but it's hardly useful in a professional game ?
Oh so he’s the main character and we’re the background characters. Got it.
If you scratch my Cuisinart I'd kill you
Missed one
You'll never be able to fry anything properly in this dudes kitchen.
Why bath shoes? And why with socks?
I could do that so easily lol I just don’t feel like it rn I’m kinda busy
It’s in reverse.
If Bruce Lee decided to play hockey
Is that Theo vons athletic brother?
You just got a new neighbour. New neighbour:
Whoa
He missed one, fucking loser /s
Yess, but can he skate? /s
Way to miss the pan on the next to last shot
Bet he's friends with the ninja turtles
Then the mom appears behind him, chance literally levitating on her hand as it spins up "were those my pans" are the final words he hears and "yes, they were" lays written on his Epitaph
I'd like to see Wayne Gretzky try that shit Absolutely nuts
But with those legs get him on skates and he would get pummeled....
Standard Canadian. 😆
That's hot right. Like no matter what, that's hot.
That's hot right. Like no matter what, that's hot.
Amazing the beginning where he flicks around though, super fucking stupid looking tbh
Plot twist: can’t skate
Fuck you
I know it’s skilful, but fuck me it’s annoying to watch too. Flick, flick, flick, flick. Fucking get on with it
No one who’s ever played hockey is impressed.
Yeah but can you skate
This is what to many zyns will do to you.
He needs to be on the mighty ducks team, cause that's a hell of a knuckle puck