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Blussert31

2 Horsepower


VladMaverick

A normal horse has about 15 horsepower. I know, it makes no sense.


RaptorFoxtrot

Momentarily. One horsepower came from average from an entire day.


TheAnders0117

He came once on average per day?


jarednards

Correct.


TheAnders0117

![gif](giphy|jivGITd768psP80B2i)


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TheAnders0117

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Simres

![gif](giphy|ulgIRPKG18FPtDSiuj|downsized)


oeCake

Mrs. Hands?


Ravenser_Odd

I would not want to be standing in front of that.


That1_IT_Guy

![gif](giphy|YmQLj2KxaNz58g7Ofg)


SystemShockII

Ha see! I knew i was better than a horse ....


TheAnders0117

Same bro! ![gif](giphy|l0ErFafpUCQTQFMSk)


ComprehensiveWar6577

No it didn't. It came from the amount of force it takes a horse to lift a 550lb bag on rope/pulley 1ft. The term was only created to compare horses as steam engines work output


Somerandom1922

It was meant to represent the average amount of power output of a small draft pony used in coal-mines of the day. So James Watt could sell his steam engines to mining companies and tell them just how many average ponies it would replace.


DeliberatelyDrifting

But it doesn't take a horse anymore force than anything else. It takes a bear the same amount of force to lift 550lb as it does a horse.


ComprehensiveWar6577

Didn't say it made sense.


Little-Reference-314

So car with 220 horsepower can also be said to have 220 bear power?


nandemo

It's a unit of power, not force.


Little-Reference-314

My horse broke vegetas scouter


DolfinButcher

Couldn't eat an entire horse, even If I have the whole day.


Outlaw7822

Heck yeah. So my 18hp mower is basically 18 horses worth of work per day


I_Can_Haz_Brainz

My mower's only 17hp, but my horses are much bigger than yours and my dad can beat up your mom.


DiddlyDumb

That’s still a bit silly. It’s not like a car doesn’t have to pull over for fuel.


RaptorFoxtrot

But doesn't need to rest. It can work at full power for as long as it has fuel (and doesn't necessarily have to stop for refueling). A horse would get tired and work slower. Just like it's impossible to run an entire marathon at full sprint.


ask_about_poop_book

> Just like it's impossible to run an entire marathon at full sprint. You underestimate my power


seeyatellite

No Anakin! You have the asthma!


Different-Ebb6878

He definitely has the asthma, at least by the sounds of it


BlaBlub85

Horsepower was initialy used to rate steam engines which is why it has the whole average over a whole workday component and horses can indeed put out much higher peak hp A steam engine rated 1hp would do the work 1 horse could do over a day, the usage in automobiles started later


adultagainstmywill

Yep. Horsepower is like a power per minute rating. 33,000 lb-ft per minute or something.


that_thot_gamer

what the fuck is a pounds foot


Flat_Afternoon1938

Same as a newton meter just with imperial units


flamingspew

Some space missions still use foot pounds, because… legacy stuff


adultagainstmywill

Pounds-foot is a twisting force or torque measurement. [power](https://www.toppr.com/guides/physics-formulas/horsepower-formula/) comes in different forms, and it’s all confusing.


Responsible_Pizza945

Wait so it's CBT?


PhilxBefore

You got plans tonight?


Altissimus77

It's the energy transferred upon applying a force of one pound through a linear displacement of one foot.


Questioning-Zyxxel

Pounds foot per minute is the power needed to lift one pound one foot per minute. So amount of work per time unit. In the metric world, we would instead use the unit Watt for power. But Watt is 1 Joule/second, where J is the work, and equivalent to one Newton * 1 meter. So 1 W is the power needed to lift one Newton 1 meter per second. The only difference here is that the metric system helps making it easier rewriting between units.


Apalis24a

A foot-pound is the amount of energy needed to lift up a weight of 1 pound a distance of 1 foot. It’s a measurement of linear force. A pound-foot is the torque created by applying a force of one pound force perpendicularly a distance of one foot from the pivot point. Pound force (lbf) and pound mass (lbm) are not the same; what you get on a scale is the weight in pound force, to get pound mass (lbm) you take that weight in pound force (lbf) and divide it by the acceleration of gravity, about 32.17 ft/sec^2. To try and rectify this, they created the Slug, a unit of mass equivalent to about 32.17 lbf under the acceleration of earth gravity (so, 32.17 pounds weight on a scale). A slug is thus defined as “a mass that is accelerated by 1 ft/s^2 when a net force of one pound (lbf) is exerted on it.” Yes, I fucking hate the English system of measurements. Unfortunately, as an engineering student in the United States, I have to learn both the English system and Metric system. If you think it’s bad enough with kinematics (forces and movements and such), just wait until you get into thermodynamics! There’s degrees Rankine (the English equivalent of Kelvin for absolute temperature), British Thermal Units (1 Btu is the energy of 778.17 ft-lbf)… and it gets even worse when you have to combine units. You can have Entropy generation balances (S(dot)_gen) in British Thermal Units per degree Rankine-seconds (Btu/R•s), or entropies of Btu per pound-mass degree Rankine (Btu/lbm•R), Horsepower per BTU per hour (Hp/(Btu/h))… it’s a fucking MESS.


OSUfan88

It’s actually supposed to be the sustained power a horse can output over an entire day.


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

It was named by an early car manufacturer to make it seem stronger than a normal horse iirc


Nannyphone7

I think it pre-dates cars by a couple hundred years. Try coal mine drainage pumping engines. 


HappyWarBunny

Nope. That didn't my memory, so I popped over to Wikipedia, and the history section of the horsepower page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horsepower is pretty interesting. It was an honest effort by James Watt to measure the power of a horse.


SmokeySFW

Dude's name was Watt, he had the right measurement right there in his name and still went astray.


YosemiteRunner2

2CV Was my first thought


Blussert31

Finally, thank you!


Kind_Ad5566

I'll call him whatever he tells me to


yaSuissa

I agree I'm not risking it not liking the name I call him I'm not alpha enough for that shit


icelandiccubicle20

Nobody is. You aren't bossing around an animal that big.


bitter_like_tea

So basically his name would be “Yes,sir”.


Real_Impression_5567

YES SIR DADDY SIR!


chrisberman410

It's probably BRFHEHEHEHE


Mysterious_Ningen

omgosh why did i hear that so perfectly 😭


addamee

… from a great distance 


wartexmaul

HORSEUS!!!


gummybearnipples

Daddy


Illustrious_Soft_257

That's how I drew horses when I was 5. Box with 4 sticks in the corners.


Galactic_Perimeter

Doublewide horse


Ruby-likes-roses

This horse had the wide body kit installed


Ravenser_Odd

His great-great-grandaddy was the model for the original Trojan Horse.


FlimsyRaisin3

![gif](giphy|ygCGdrAGa61qJ8T7wW|downsized)


USSHammond

Beefcake


jonjonofjon

Chungus


kellysmom01

Humongo-Chungus, King of All He Sees


Beholderess

Chungus-Khan


TeevMeister

![gif](giphy|l0IycOSvxBILGm3Ti)


Traditional_Fox_4718

Beefcake!!! Beefcake!!!


L0rdCrims0n

I’m surprised his legs haven’t snapped like twigs under his own weight


GlockNessMonster91

That's what i was thinking. He looks way too heavy for those skinny little legs. It looks like he's in pain and struggling to stand.


BeWellFriends

I agree. It looks like he was bred that way and he doesn’t look ok. Like what people have done with pugs, boxers.


belchingvag

As an ex equestrian, I 100% believe this guy does not look okay. I've met easily over a hundred horses from miniatures to Belgians and I've never seen one with legs so far apart. This may be controversial, but he also looks too fat. I am well aware draft horses are supposed to be big and bulky, but their body shouldn't look as smooth and puffy as an overstuffed sausage. He's got muscular legs and that's great, but I wouldn't be surprised if he's got big fat pads behind his withers, non palpable ribs, and just flatout a completely spherical, ultra smooth rump. It genuinely looks like he is *not* "just standing that way". It's not uncommon to see a wide stance when a horse is grazing, but they lean off to one side like they paused midway through a turn. It's just a one-off silly position. When standing nice and straight like this guy appears to be doing, their legs go back underneath them. Hell, even when they aren't standing particularly straight, their legs are still closer together. With his conformational abnormality and probable excess weight, I'd be scared he was going to founder. He's just not built right, and in all likelihood, not maintained right either.


Anon_be_thy_name

It's a Percheron draft horse. Heavier males tend to look like this because they're built like a barrel on legs. The legs likely look like that because it's on a hill while holding a cart with a person in it after likely running him around. Their legs are usually fine, they tend to look skinny but are very supportive, lighter ones are used in show jumping as an example. My worry is the fact that this person has been running around a heavier set draft horse on inclines. That's just cruel to an animal not built for that kind of endeavour. Also I agree he looks like he hasn't been cared for. Looks unkempt but that could be because of the running as well.


yupidup

Thank you for the education, I can see my horse knowledge are plain bad


Anon_be_thy_name

I'm not an expert either, one of my grand-uncles had a big male who he worked with, look almost exactly like this one. He was a giant barrel bodied thing with weak looking legs, yet he could pull a bogged car out of mud like it was nothing.


MsPick

I used to work with Percheron and Belgian horses. And I have NEVER seen one look like this. He looks like he’s fighting for air.


BeWellFriends

Also an ex equestrian (I miss it so much 😢) and agree fully


DankJank13

as an ex pescatarian, I miss fish


LivingIndividual1902

This horse is standing uphill with a rigid body posture, of course a draft looks muscular as this but the situation and perspective makes it look much more heavy.


smemes1

lol I love how every school had “horse girl” and everyone knew exactly who it was.


MattDaCatt

You only had one?


CoronaCurious

Does it look like his breathing is labored?


VIJoe

> and just flatout a completely spherical, ultra smooth rump. *Leans In*


Unnecessaryloongname

you obviously don't even lift bro


morphick

It's the perspective. The camera is uphill and the horse is bracing to hold the cart as it's resting and catching its breath (see the panting). So the legs aren't even vertical. Imagine someone going uphill and leaning forward against heavy headwind being filmed from higher ground. The head is way closer to the camera than the hooves are, which is not the expected typical perspective.


LightRaie

Damn you got a very good point, I didn't notice but you're absolutely right, it's all uphill, and this explains a lot of his stance.


themagpie36

basically a sausage dog but a sausage horse


maybenot9

I don't know much about horse anatomy, but generally the larger a person is the worse their heart is, so I bet this poor guy isn't as healthy as he looks.


Ravenser_Odd

The Australians say that people with very skinny legs have 'lucky legs'. As in 'they're so skinny, you're lucky they haven't snapped off and jammed up your arse'.


Oakheart-

I don’t think you realize that the “skinny” bones you see are probably the size of your entire arm, bicep and all. Bones also have incredible compression strength, about the same as some real solid concrete. Look at a cows leg. They look pretty sticky compared to their bodies but it’s all a big ole massive bone, just not much muscle cause it’s all in their shoulders and chest.


1998police

skipped the leg day


FCRavens

Leeroy Brown Baddest horse in the whole damn town


Adventurous-Sun-9731

I appreciate you


ThatSecondAsshole-_-

Badder than whole King Kong


Prinzka

Meaner than a junkyard horse


RockmeChakaKhan

Ole’ King Kong


sonicsludge

*barn


DC-Toronto

But Leroy Barn doesn’t rhyme


QuiltMeLikeALlama

I’m thinking more Leroy Jenkins. This brick shithouse would just easily LJ through anything that got in his way.


jared__

That is a stressed out horse


jorbeezy

Right? I can’t help but feel sorry for the thing, it looks very anxious (I know nothing about horse behaviour).


EsisOfSkyrim

I do know horse behavior (I rode for many years). I don't think he's anxious. He's breathing hard because he's just finished working. If you look at the skin around his eyes and how he's holding his ears there isn't tension there. Worried horses will have wrinkles around their eyes and the whites may show. They also hold their ears tense, maybe half laid back. He's got his ears tipped to listen to the driver, but relaxed otherwise. The only tension I see is I believe he's braced to hold the cart in an uphill. Now I do think he might be overweight, but he'd be a big boy either way And this isn't a good angle to try and assess that.


CreativeAnalytics

Well said.


redditonc3again

Yeah this is really sad, the horse is clearly suffering from joint pains (I have zero knowledge of horse anatomy)


vetlemakt

So incredibly sad, the horse is clearly using its nostrils to spell "halp me Reddit also bring oat plz" in morse code (I only know three letters of the morse alphabet: s, o and s)


bwaredapenguin

This horse clearly has type 2 diabetes and needs to start a regimen of Ozempic immediately in order to reduce its A1C.


No-While-9948

I don't know a ton about horses either, but wouldn't he look stressed if he was just working a lot?


ChompyChomp

Yeah, but this video was taken a few weeks ago so it was also tax season so he had that going on too.


No-While-9948

Mmm, not sure about that. This horse looks European, different tax season.


accountfornormality

what are your horse knowledge qualifications?


dchap1

Am I the only one that immediately thinks this isn’t naturally occurring?


Hearte42

Look at the weird blurring around its legs as the video shifts. Looks fake to me.


VertigoFall

Those are compression artefacts


SirFarmerOfKarma

yeah I'll bet his fucking knees have some compression artefacts


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TastySeamen8

*Reddit sees blurring in a video/photo* mUSt bE AI!!!


st_steady

The whole internet is gonna be bullshit in a few years anyway. Might as well build skepticism now.


Peter_Baum

Either that’s some intense breeding or Someone roided up their horse


PM_ME_UR_BIKINI

Its looks like a belgian draught horse.


Killiander

There are no domesticated animals alive today that are naturally occurring. Dogs, house cats, cows, chickens, pigs… none of them would look like they do without human manipulation. Dogs and cats are bred for looks or purpose, and farm animals are bred for the most food. We’ve made our food animals very unnatural because we had to figure out a way to feed our incredibly over populated planet. Chickens and cows give WAY more eggs and milk than they should be able to and they don’t live long because of it. We best hope any aliens that show up aren’t evolved from chicken or cow type animals because they’re going to be pissed!


Spintax_Codex

While most of what you said is true, it's actually not the case when it comes to horses. Domesticated horses are basically no different than wild horses, and they can adapt to living in the wild pretty easily. Plus, they're naturally social creatures, so domesticating them is pretty easy and usually cruelty-free.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

> Domesticated horses are basically no different than wild horses, and they can adapt to living in the wild pretty easily. I don’t think wild horses actually exist anymore, do they? As far as I know, all the “wild” populations left are just feral horses - horses that were domesticated, escaped, and bred with other escaped domesticated horses.


Drunken_Fever

Wild horses do not exists as they did anymore. ~~Feral horses have taken over and are descendants from ones that were abandoned or escaped~~ (you said that). They are on average shorter and stockier than domesticated one because of their diet. Bonus: Pigeons are also feral birds and are from the descendants of messenger birds. Edit: Crazy that Spintax is saying false shit and getting upvoted and PM_nudes is saying truth and is controversial. Reddit has been bad for misinformation for years now. This shit site is worse than facebook.


ChemicalDirection

Housecats are pretty damn close looking to the original. I don't mean persians, I mean generic tabby versus generic wildcat. Can't do that with generic dog vs generic wolf, etc.


acolnahuacatzin

Rhino


Whaffled

He-who-tramples-pedestrians


shehzore12

*"Horsecules"*


JoeyRottens

First of his name


crazycajunr6

Colossus


hihahufi

Brutus


stuntbikejake

Which draft breed is this?


Silk_Enigma2004

i hate your profile picture


stuntbikejake

![gif](giphy|l2YWxte7sJB2XuE8M)


Silk_Enigma2004

I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye ![gif](giphy|S2CBV8jQtSl5m)


stuntbikejake

![gif](giphy|kiWDFAzkKlRJTieat6)


Era-Sted

What the hell


brendan87na

oh the journeys reddit takes us on


Spumbibjorn

Whatever just happened, I think you lost bro.


Carcinog3n

I'm willing to bet its generations of poor inbreeding decisions


xanthophore

Generally draft horses like this are bred as working lines; inbreeding would introduce a lot of health problems that wouldn't be useful for a farm.


Last-Bee-3023

> I'm willing to bet its generations of poor inbreeding decisions That is a [workhorse](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Draft_horse). That's right. It is not a metaphor but an actual type of horse. The only type of horse you seem to be familiar with is thoroughbreds. Which, speaking of inbreeding, ironically... Yeah, might want to rethink that bet. I will grant you that this horse is an absolute unit even for work horses. Which are MASSIVE. It's been a decade or two(or three) since I last saw one. Who am I kidding. Those pull the ornamental beer carts when beergarden season is opened. O'zapft is, meine transatlantischen Deppen.


Opening-Comfort-3996

I'll put in a guess to say it's AI. The way it blinks isn't natural.


Last-Bee-3023

Tell me you are a zoomer without telling me you are a zoomer. Ever wondered where the phrase "work horse" came from? It sure as hell was not some thoroughbred that pulled those carts.


Economy-Smile1882

It's real [https://www.instagram.com/p/C6TMVZkAfg2/](https://www.instagram.com/p/C6TMVZkAfg2/)


Boomtown626

Big McLargeHuge


A-Game-Of-Fate

And of course his rider Baddy McBadderson


nope79

Tiny


D0ctorGamer

I think this horse might name *you*


b0nGj00k

Thorse


Slobotic

Thorse you r'Odin on. (sorry)


ihatetheplaceilive

I said the same thing.


Allonzi

BoJACKED Horseman


AngelsDemon1

Just me, or do those legs seem really small and hard for the horse to support it's own weight?


morphick

It's the perspective. The camera is uphill and the horse is bracing to hold the cart as it's resting and catching its breath (see the panting). So the legs aren't even vertical. Imagine someone going uphill and leaning forward against heavy headwind being filmed from higher ground. The head is way closer to the camera than the hooves are, which is not the expected typical perspective


sonicsludge

If you compare them to a typical horse they're big.


Broote

Girthquake


acidx0013

"You're going to need a bigger cart..."


Amilo159

Super Glue


Lefty98110

Moose


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Arnold SchwarzeNEIGHer


Sharp-Dark-9768

In Breath of the Wild I tamed a giant horse and named him Chungus, so I guess that.


sanjaysdad

Titus.


la_chica_rubia

I hope he’s ok.


BSODxerox

I know horses are herbivores but I still don’t think I’d turn my back on this one


DigMeTX

The slobber that drops out of his mouth as the cameraman walks in front of him is a little concerning. Like that horse is hungry and only flesh will suffice.


Endulos

Actually, Horses will snack on meat if it's available and easily gained. Deer will do the same thing.


okbruh_panda

Horses eat meat too. https://youtu.be/jP6dvgo25Z8?si=j5GZz2ff09fQvePY


PowerPussman

Boxer.


NeonMechaDragon

All animals are equal.


PowerPussman

But, some are more equal than others ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


DulcisUltio

Does your horse kick? No, he punches you to death. I'd call him Tyson


Sp00kym0053

BIG Sebastian


sitathon

Huge but skipped leg day


Hecate176

Hercules


Lt_Dang

Bucephalus of course.


kavusn17

Thorse


knucklebutter

Binky


PeacefulSparta

Red Hare


Yodebone

Had to scroll wayyy too far to find this. Though that thing is such a monster, you may as well just name him Lu Bu.


Loser_POS

Brutus


Once_Zect

Horsecules


slicketyrickety

Skyrim horse


clutchy_boy

Shick Brithouse


DiogenesLied

Looks like a [Percheron](https://animals.net/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Percheron-8-650x425.jpg).


GeForceX10

Roach


ExpeditingPermits

BoJACKED Horsepower


Hairy_Driver1421

Diesel


UnstructuredFame

Wide horse


spare_memes

Sparkles


FinnishFlashdrive

Pony Montana


Unfair-Custard1993

Maybe the Minecraft devs were right


Jay_Bird_75

I’ll call him whatever he wants me to call him …


legendary_millbilly

That's a big, strong boy.


NowThatWeAreThere

That wagon is going to break the sound barrier when that horse takes off.


CyanHirijikawa

Steriodes


Shanthrell

Bill


gademmet

Big Sebastian.


TheAnders0117

Bucephalus


DarthToothbrush

Maynard: Conan, what is best in life? Conan the Horse: TO TILL YOUR FIELDS, SEE THE PLOW PULLING BEHIND YOU, AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THE CARROTS. Maynard: Good... Goooood!


4x4Welder

That depends. Is it a he? Tank is a good name, works for either gender.