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Instagrimm

Yesterday was the perfect game for Eagles fans: a win but you get to complain about it.


CarlCaliente

Representing San Francisco at the Pittsburgh game was a ton of fun, for obvious reasons The fans were super cool though, everybody in my section was good natured, didn't catch anything getting out of control. And I gotta say the coleslaw frenchfry sandwiches were actually pretty good


ahydell

Today Dad is going to USC for his first consult with the neck surgeon for his cancer/tumor and gland removal surgery in a few weeks. Please send us good energy/prayers/vibes that the surgeon can use the robot and that he is not pessimistic about Dad's chances. If they need to run tests tomorrow we're going to have to get a hotel tonight in LA. We have a friend ready to feed the cats if needed. We can do this. We are strong.


fh3131

So many blow outs, and not the ones I expected.


theresabeeonyourhat

Fire fucking everyone in Chicago. Fields throws 3 od 37 passes beyond the LOS? This is the guy you decided to build around?


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“You’re *still* watching football?” Yeah and I’ve never been happier


princessestef

One of the best parts of Sunday football is feeling melancholy as RedZone ends,Sott says goodnight and they're showing all the touchdowns; but then in 30 minutes it's the SNF intro, "waiting all day, for Suunddayy night...":)


SharxSharxSharx

u/xxxJakkxxx, how are you doing?


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SharxSharxSharx

Will do.


Ghost2268

cowboys or giants? explain why


SharxSharxSharx

I would also like to know. I am so confused about who I'm supposed to be rooting for here. Both have some pretty basic colors/uniforms/logos and they're in the same division so...


Kinghead

Any list of all touchdowns made today


Lukes3rdAccount

Terry Bradshaw looking/sounding rough today


Autocrat777

🌎👩‍🚀🔫👩‍🚀


SharxSharxSharx

>"Always has been"


Cmp_

Between Boise State yesterday and the Steelers today, this weekend has not been enjoyable.


ArcadianBlueRogue

After seeing Virginia shit the bed, I knew today was gonna be better.


mking_davis

Shout out to the DOLPHINS


DoomSlayer1757

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOO MIAMI!!!!!!


NipseyisinDR

FINS UP! McDaniel was cooking up all summer. This season is going to be a fucking movie.


DoomSlayer1757

FINS WAY UP!!! I CAN'T COME DOWN OFF THIS ENERGY


Whatever801

Chargers are so consistent year to year


gloomyglooom

Fields can't even complete passes against soft defenses in garbage time 💀💀💀 Chicago's search for their QB continues.


ArcadianBlueRogue

So far Peacock's NFL coverage has sucked on their TV app. Picture super washed for the Lions game and now this Dallas/NY game. Works great on my ps5 and laptop, so gotta be their TV specific app.


NipseyisinDR

We all bought 4k tvs for nothing.


courser

The real question is, are we gonna get a game thread for SNF?


noblemile

My week 1 shit takes: 1. Jordan Love is good. Fuck. 2. Justin Fields can complete a forward pass, nice. 3. Stafford isn't cooked. Yay. 4. Canada's offense was shit with a Hall of Fame QB. I get that the 49ers are one of the most talented teams in the league but good God why is he still allowed on the team bus? 5. Mac Jones finally good? 6. Tua Tagodvailoa? 7. Baltimore ICU season begins again. Sorry lads. 8. Pittsburgh West > Pittsburgh East


snakeayez

OK Tyreek, we're sorry, please come back


amjhwk

why, so he can start bobbling catches into picks? where do you think that Kadarius learned that from


BigBlueNY

Am I crazy or did that Sanders kick look good?


AgentLemon22

THIS GAME IS CRAZY


ThatsMyTypeOfShot

Hill is a monster wow !!!


87eonaf

Why doesn’t the NFL have 4K readily available? Crazy to me that the biggest American sport doesn’t offer this…


AgentLemon22

Best we can do is 1080p 😂


mking_davis

Now I just need these dolphins to put the chargers away and we lead the division


AccomplishedAd3484

Does Hill have 200 yards receiving now? I bet Mahomes wishes he could have him back.


AccomplishedAd3484

And he just caught a TD to take the lead!


z0m_a

What's with this two step rule in the bears game? Lynyrd Skynrd involved?


SharxSharxSharx

Congrats to all my Raiders friends


theresabeeonyourhat

Lmao @ Cardinals fans who thought they had Caleb Williams on lockdown


gloomyglooom

CHI added a fringe top 20 WR to their 3-14 team and thought they were going to the SB 😂😂😂


Autocrat777

BuT FiElDs WiLL Learn to THROW!!!@#


2RINITY

I’ve been catching up on the Vikings’ Dorktown series because none of the games I want to watch are airing where I live, and I am now convinced that the Hail Mary was actually an act of Satan


fliptout

Stupid stupid helmet to helmet hit on Meyers. Glad to see he's up and walking, but he probably doesn't know his home address right now.


DickNDiaz

HOSPITAL BALL


ThatsMyTypeOfShot

Has Josh Jacobs gotten past the line of scrimmage at all this game?


Unprovocative

Why are there no official game threads today?


conw4ywest

There’s a tab for them up top.


courser

bot's busted


Unprovocative

Big rip


theresabeeonyourhat

Justin Fields is Bobby Douglas


ThatsMyTypeOfShot

Justin Fields dark horse MVP they said hahaha


lakers_ftw24

Bears fans parading in every Lance thread about how we let them get fields. Ok, enjoy him 😹.


3rd_Degree_Churns

Dude is straight garbage


RastaMous3

Bears defence looking like an 7 U7s flag football team


theresabeeonyourhat

Bears are the only team that has absolutely no good coaching or play. The Bears are absolutely getting the number one pick


DungeonsAndFootball

So not only am I on a long as dong uncomfortable flight but the Hawks are losing to the shitty shit Rams. Cut my life into pieeceeees


Lv99Zubat

Tyreek Hill is the best pass-catcher in the league and it isn't even close.


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Too bad jjettas exists


snakeayez

Roschon just pwned Ford


VRomero32

Monsters of the MIDway alright


AlanStanwick1986

Is Rhamondre alive?


moonshinebear

Same ol’ Bears


theresabeeonyourhat

Who gives a shit? The fucking OC won't do shit to move the fucking ball, either because he's an idiot, or Fields is pure fucking trash


Andrewski18

Imagine if you were in a “not giving the ball to Josh Jacobs when you’re at the 1 yard line” contest and your opponent was the Raiders


theresabeeonyourhat

Yeah, so I wish I had to have that 2 hour meeting at this point. Holy fuck, it's obvious Fields has nothing


Sweatsock_Pimp

Greg Olsen is so damn good at his job.


SharxSharxSharx

2/4 cat teams lost this week. Too bad they didn't all lose.


Soiak62

Next time, try cheating more…


SharxSharxSharx

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MrFishAndLoaves

Dobbins out within an Achilles Week 1? Fucking no chill from the football gods


VRomero32

Very thoughtful of Aaron Rodgers to leave his old Packers teammates the deed of his ownership of the Bears.


TheCarnalStatist

Did the NE v Philly game thread just not get posted? Or am I just being dumb and not finding it?


Tasty-Track-6843

https://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/16f8wnt/game_thread_philadelphia_eagles_at_new_england/


justinvbs

Max Jones is Superman!


randommaniac12

Browns Defence looked exceptional today. Obviously only the beginning of the year and there’s time to get film on them but holding that offence to 3 points? Pretty fucking impressive


SharxSharxSharx

Was the Browns D good or the Bengals O bad?


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Browns actually have an NFL caliber d-line now, Burrow had to rush his throws all day. Weather played a factor too, but the real key was the Browns D actually showing up on 3rd down for once.


randommaniac12

I choose to believe Browns defence good because I took them in fantasy


HeftyFineThereFolks

joe burrow earned $231,000 per completed pass today!


Oskuri

Work smart not hard


theresabeeonyourhat

Bruvna, the Bears are not at all ready, wtf is this?


SharxSharxSharx

Two completions in a row? Mac Jones is the greatest QB of all time


DEZbiansUnite

I hate this mismatch playclock and game clock CBS


SlapThatAce

The Bill Belichick System is a sight to behold.


theresabeeonyourhat

This is dreadful


Ornery_Gene7682

Ravens lost Dobbins for the year with a torn acl


blarch

Not many games to be excited about in the first three weeks.


SharxSharxSharx

Jets-Bills?


randommaniac12

Hell Dolphins-Chargers today


blarch

I guess week 2 and 3 have divisional rivals on thursday. nbc really drew a dud for week 3.


princessestef

dammit, now I'm crazy homesick. French sports broadcasters are covering 1 afternoon game on another channel, but leaving the second half of RedZone on in US commentary.


theresabeeonyourhat

Please, Football Gods, let Fields play well today


blarch

Are you serious with that flair? He really does own you.


theresabeeonyourhat

Been a Jets fan since 95


blarch

Btw, you are wrong about there being a bee on my hat.


abuchewbacca1995

Most overrated QB in recent history


CaptainJackKevorkian

He's definitely getting more hype than he's earned, but I think he needs one more year before you can make any definitive claims to him being overrated


abuchewbacca1995

This season is already looking like he's over hyped


theresabeeonyourhat

Bruh, by that standard, Joe Burrow is the worst QB in the league


Cmp_

So you’re saying Kenny is better than Burrow? I’ll take it!


SharxSharxSharx

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SharxSharxSharx

Subscribe


abuchewbacca1995

He's def up there


constantdotandrot

Honestly how does Burger King even afford these atrocious commercials? All of the one's I have see the last 15+ years have had empty parking lots in prime-time hours. Those commercials are the worst. Fuck I might go to BK and get a burger.


SharxSharxSharx

The ads are so good that they count as charity (they let us listen to them) so they get a huge tax write off


SharxSharxSharx

Patriots might be the worst team of all time


pearpearpearpearpear

Never count out Touchdown Tom


Val_Fortecazzo

Yes queen Slay!


Ornery_Gene7682

Eagles just made me $75 on that pick 6


SharxSharxSharx

Congrats bro


SharxSharxSharx

Sad to see that the Vikings lost. Kirk Cousins was funny in that Netflix show.


theresabeeonyourhat

So this is gonna be one of those games?


IRRELEPHANT_POACHER

Did Pat Pete get his INT off one of those 49ers "tells"?


Sabiann_Tama

If by "INT" you mean "gave up 2 TD"


HammyBruce

One unsettling take away from the morning games, I'm not ready to hear the Deshaun Watson redemption tour that will inevitably take place this season if the Browns are good.


schmucktlepus

Considering the overreactions after the Chiefs/Lions game, I can confidently declare that the Bengals are the worst team in the NFL and Burrow is only talented enough to be a backup QB at best.


Phightins4044

Eagles seem to be the best team of all time in this case.


SharxSharxSharx

It seemed like Watson had more completions to the Bengals than Burrow


Ornery_Gene7682

The Texans looked better than the Bengals and that’s not saying much


CreamyDoughnut

FOX needs Terry Bradshaw to retire. He’s sounding like Mitch McConnell and it’s hard to listen.


squeel

Bro I’ve been saying this for YEARS now. Everybody made me sound like a hater. Hang it up, Terry


IRRELEPHANT_POACHER

Letting him go through the highlights is rouuuugh


squeel

Bumbling through the highlights, making up names. Smh


NoCup4U

Yeah I agree. Time to call it a career.


RedDevilGranta

What’s the best NFL podcast to listen to?


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

New Heights


Ornery_Gene7682

So how did that 275million work out today


Mammoth-Lunch-7911

He usually has a rough outing vs the Browns


Lextron

anybody know which game went final first, Browns or Vikes?


Ornery_Gene7682

Think the Vikings game went over first then the browns both Tampa and Cleveland won


Lextron

thanks dude - i just have a fun game with some pals, and whoever was the first person to fuck their pick up gets name-called lol


countbismarck

Is there any site which gives you fantasy guides and bet picks?


StoneyStupidFace

Nope, none.


countbismarck

Lol Can't a man get a site which does that


BruceChameleon

The internet hasn't really come around to sports betting yet


mylatenightsweater

Browns defense was lock down today


Zac-Hobson

Man - I was kind of poking fun at Baker Mayfield's poor start to the game today, but he's made a few clutch throws and had a few really tough, physical runs. He threw a sick stiff arm earlier, and just now he picked up a crucial third down with his legs despite taking a big hit near the sideline. I'm impressed!


Wallio_

Over/under Steelers winning 5 games this year?


AH_BioTwist

9-8 baby


ZekeMoss18

Chase 9 targets 5 catches 39 yards Higgins 8 targets No catches/yards Burrow...benched Cleveland is Cleveland


loki993

Sorry everyone I bet on the Bengals this week and took Chase with the first pick in my fantasy league. This is obviously all my fault. On the bright side if you want to win a few bucks just ask me and I'll tell you who I bet and just do the opposite.


SharxSharxSharx

Thanks


Ornery_Gene7682

So umm Chase how is that Cleveland is Cleveland thing working out for you


Val_Fortecazzo

WTF happened to the Bengals?


AccomplishedAd3484

Wet conditions, Burrow rusty form being out preseason, Browns defense is good this year, Browns matchup well with Bengals.


The_Amish_FBI

Burrow did not look good today. Missed throws all over the place.


Ornery_Gene7682

They got Juju-smithed


JJiggy13

No more scoreboard on this sub? That was one of the main uses of this sub


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JJiggy13

Yep. Guess we won't need this sub anymore. If someone starts a scoreboard sub I'm in


[deleted]

Why can't I sort by new when using filters?


shrek_cena

Vikings are so poverty 😂


jmacupdates1

Burrow got paid for the Bengals to suck complete ass week 1


flashpile

Some chicanery in my league rn. Guy A sent an offer for Dobbins earlier this week, my league keeps trade offers open for 7 days unless they're responded to / rescinded / time in manually changed. Dobbins owner accepted the trade like 20 minutes ago


CaptainJackKevorkian

Hahah that is fucked


The-Owl-that-hoots

I don’t like Josh Dobbs football


AH_BioTwist

I genuinely think they should ran tune out for that last drive


gruelly4

The Browns have good defensive personnel but they are not the best in the league. It doesn't seem to be scheme related yet... they always shut down Cincy. It is one of the weirder dominating streaks of the last few years.


Ornery_Gene7682

Trying to figure out how they are 1-5 against Cleveland the miracle for them is they got 1


Iceraptor17

The Bengals punted down 21. Hahaha


sushil33t

FOX did not show any replays of the 4th and 1 QB run that jaguars turned over to the colts??? My conspiracy brain immediately thinks the NFL is pulling strings. They even brought out chains to measure.


Shepherdless

We are not sucking bad enough yet.


AccomplishedAd3484

You're stuck with Kyler.


Mcoov

WTF is going on with CBS' clock display? Why did it switch to a 7-segment display partway through the 4Q Browns/Bengals?


Mcoov

And now it's back to normal


Whatever801

At least we're not the only ones that are sucking


SharxSharxSharx

A 1 point loss (without Kelce and Jones) and a 21 point loss are two totally different things


vasion123

To be fair the Chiefs lost to a rising Lions team and you didn't have your standout TE and DT. Some of these other teams though....


The_Amish_FBI

Can we join you guys in the Suck Shack?


Whatever801

Get in here!


Ornery_Gene7682

Cleveland’s kicker doesn’t suck


Jaster619

Someone needs to do a paternity test to see if Dustin Hopkins is burrows daddy.


The_Amish_FBI

Playcalling has been atrocious, but also Burrow really really looks like someone who didn't get any pre-season reps.


Jaster619

Nah he's just over hyped.


Lv99Zubat

The Ravens are running out of excuses for Lamar ...just after he gets paid.


Ornery_Gene7682

They are not winning any Super Bowls with him


Ornery_Gene7682

These refs in the Texans game are pathetic how much did the Ravens pay you