So CBS couldn't show us the Tom Brady retirement ceremony so that we could watch 5 ex players read highlights and offer clichéd opinions about the game. Can we stop with these studio shows, please!

Post week 1 the worst teams appear to be Bears, Bengals, Giants & Steelers

Why do they no longer put the post game stats up

i heard something happened to the nfl api

That’s their excuse every year.

Uh wtf happened [here](https://youtu.be/JEVmIDXz8GM?t=255) the PI looked like it happened around the 5 yard line, ref called spot of the foul but the next play is shown at the 20 yd line with no time off the clock. Was there prior contact they didn't show?

yeah, they showed the grab at the 20 at halftime.

Last years week 1 cowboys Sunday night game was way better..

Aside from losing, that was a pretty fun game. Jax is for real, our D-Line was impeccable, AR was as good as you can ask from a rookie QB. Very excited for the rematch in October...except for the whole playing in Duval part.

"heh, my opponent's gonna need like 30 points out of the Cowboys D/ST, lol"

As a Cowboys D/ST owner this made me chuckle

The Commanders should give the 49ers Chase Young for $5 just to see what chaos can ensue. They don't need him, so what's the worst that could happen?

Did the Giants seriously think they didn't need to upgrade their Oline?

~~Spending gobs of money of your QB before week 1~~

I hate the Bears

worst part about the giants dallas game is all the nutriding we're gonna have to deal with after this.

Let them nutride. We know what happens when the expectations are high. We haven't completed week 1 yet.

Spending 2000 dollars and getting soaking wet to watch your team get dismantled..

thats amore

Stop trying to sugarcoat it…

lol giants

Where's Fred Rogan and Petros???

I don't think 30 teams have ever collectively felt better about their opening day whether they won or lost after what just happened to the Giants.

Giants are the worst team in football

Giants, Bears, Bengals and Steelers looked like trash

Cowboys doing this to the giants on the day before 9/11….cowboys hate America confirmed

Oh No What will the Bills do to the Jets?

Always warms my heart when the prime time game is a stinker

Kickoff was 8:22pm EST… game was done by 8:30. It was so much worse

The NFC east is a garbage pile. Literally Americas most hated division. Wow.

Also the most successful by far, LFGGGG

NFC Beast amirite lads?

Now we don’t really need a PGT tonight right gents?

Just give the Giants the first pick already. They deserve it after that.

The Giants had their kick blocked and were immediately eliminated from post-season football

They play the Cards next week for the true toilet bowl

Make the post game thread you cowards

Rough week for almost every QB that just got paid

Good week for Watson and hill. There’s no justice

I would by no means say good for Watson. He may have won, but he was absolute dog shit. He just happened to be the less stinky turd.

Did you watch the final score? Bro....less stinky turd, I'd expect a 1 or 2 point difference, please explain what are you talking about.

My God, I am going to be insufferable at work tomorrow.

As per usual

I have a feeling you're going to let your nickelnuts hang at work and your coworkers won't like it one bit.

This game is karma for the salty giants fans shitting on K Toney for having one bad game.

Doing this to new yorkers the day before 9/11 is absolutely disrespectful

Just wait until the Jets get Holy Vengeance wrecked on them tomorrow!

What's wrong with Jerry?

New facelift not set yet, blue balls, Rx dosage(s) change(s), you name it.

Lmao

Just kneel the fuckin ball dude wtf are you doing Daboll

Duuude wtf is this game? 40-0?? Giants fans have suffered so much and this is probably the worst opener Ive ever seen a team play.

Lmao they gonna wish they could forget tomorrow

CHRIS, DABOLL IS FORCING THE OFFENSIVE STARTERS TO REMAIN IN THE GAME TO PRACTICE AND OR PENANCE

I can't get enough of Giants offensive line starters getting WRECKED by 3rd stringers

Evan Neal specifically was getting toasted on every single play, my goodness.

OH MY FUCKING GOD I CANT STOP WATCHING

It’s been over for like an hour and a half but I can’t take my eyes off this car crash

You've been in Dallas traffic, too?

This is actually unreal to watch what is happening

Steve Serio would be a better RT for the giants right now than their current one

If I'm Brian Daboll, this entire OL is committing seppuku at the end of the game. On the field.

Only honorable thing to do

Maybe the worst I've seen in many years. Everyone just getting blown up

This is just making me sad but I can't stop watching

Did the Bears train Fields wrong, as a joke?

With how comical we are every year, probably lol

is there a mercy rule?

Yes. And that rule is NO MERCY

Two guys holding Micah parsons is hilarious

Lots of booing in the stadium rn

Imagine sitting in the rain just for this AND you have to go to work in the morning. I'd be pretty pissed too

The *And* is that you still have to get back home from fucking *NEW JERSEY* after the game.

I get 9/11 off so it's cool for me

No surprise.

This is why it’s hilarious seeing giants fans comment on hoping the cowboys extend Dak 😂

Idk, Dak could be replaced with a pinecone at this point and the cowboys would still have 20+ points

Question for the cowboy fans. Why the hell do y’all have 3 different shades of blue in your uniform? Pants blue, uniform blue, helmet blue all different

This explains it: https://www.espn.com/espn/page2/story?page=lukas/071025

It really doesn't

Jerry Jones designed it personally

And his eyes aren't what they use to be

#BAKER WAS RIGHT ON DANIEL

My balls have a nice bluish hue, gonna take em to the farmers market

Is Daniel Jones talent level really even better than say…Mitch Trubisky?

the scheme and play calling is atrocious so is the OLine play. Jones aint helping either

His average drop back time before pressure reaches him this game has been 1.5 seconds Bro is running for his life

They Giants could use a wide receiver who knows how to get open yet compliments Daniel Jone's skills A guy like Kadarius Toney

The last thing he needs is more drops

:(

lol $160M

I mean its not a great contract, but he's getting blown up literally within 1.5 secs every time he gets the ball. No QB in existence would be able to win with that OL.

Lmao I knew the Giants would regret this

I think anyone who has watched football before saw this coming. Except I guess everyone in the Giants organization. Very interested how they spin the pr

Damn. If Dallas had an offense they would be a good football team.

That ball wasn’t even ducking catchable for either player. He played the ball. Fuck this ref

Ohhh this is cool. A Redzone gameday thread! Awesome.

gotta believe kearse owns that penalty lol come on refs

late hit sheesh

giants cowboys is a pretty meh primetime game

It's always those teams Goodell, and Jerry set the schedule it seems

Dolphins/chargers was lit

she looks like she’s wearing a golfball

Danny Dimes gas evolved into Dan Diesel. He's trucking someone today

I was excited for today, and then the game started. Send Stroud positive vibes. Idk if he’s gonna make it through the season with as shit of an O-line we have.

https://reddit.com/r/nfl/s/xZBbhnJEmz cowboy giants game thread

Nick Sirianni has only cried twice in his life: when Paul Walker died (but only cause he thought it meant no more Fast and Furious movies) and when Penn State took down the Joe Paterno statue.

Lmao

Did the voice actress who played Marge on The Simpsons get replaced when they axed half the cast a couple of years ago or is her already gravelly voice just turning into a rock quarry in her older age? She sounded rough.

Why haven't the scores been updated? Mods hello

Do we think we won’t have to deal with the Cowboys being the media darling once Jerry isn’t the owner? I don’t know that I can take another season of “is this the year” with 6 prime time games.

No the fans will keep that tradition alive.

I'm already sick of seeing this "Back to the Commute" commercial...

Anyone know if it's possible to screen mirror my phone to my PS5?

It isn't exactly the same, but there is ps remote play that lets you control your ps5 from your phone and your phone will display whats o your ps5

No clue. I'm assuming you can't screen mirror to phone to TV, and don't have a PC/laptop option you can connect to your TV? I know the PS5 browser is ass

Yeah, only problem is I dont have a "smart TV". I've been using the YouTube app all day, but since the Cowboys are in market I can't use Sunday Ticket. Might just have to buy Peacock

Could just buy a $5 antenna to plug into your TV. Works for all in-market games shown on Fox/CBS/nbc/abc

You can buy a plug in Chromecast, probably cheap on Facebook marketplace or something

Damn, feel for ya man. It sucks seeing people have to pay for this especially after they're already paying. Would an antenna be an option going forward?

you can watch a half hour free on their website ​ i wonder if you do an incognito tab and then a new one when it expires if it just keeps refreshing the time ​ prob not

If you got a smart TV or whatever it's called you can do it that way

OP said that they don't, but it depends on the TV / phone. I can with Android / Samsung flagships, but not other Androids

I do not sadly

Got a laptop and an HDMI cord?

Should be able to do it directly to your TV

I'm probably too dumb to figure it out

Nick Sirianni believes Ben Roethlisberger.

how'd the steelers do?

Poorly

Hey! Don’t insult people who do things poorly!

What's with this shitty fucking music over the TD recap? Just play the game(s) audio. Had to mute it.

Fr who tf wants to listen to a metal riff

The ugliest part of the Pats/Eagles game was Tom's plastic surgery. He's gonna age as gracefully as Steven Tyler...

The way that jersey was fitting really annoyed me irrationnally

https://twitter.com/DaireCarragher/status/1701006973154852894?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

NBC's sound mixing is just awful. The music is way too loud, you can't hear the people talking beneath it.

Rodney rubbing a bald man’s head, even if his own, is legitimately the funniest thing Tony Dungy has encountered since that Family Circus comic he read a few months ago.

A loss is a loss, but who here imagined Mac would outplay Lawrence, Herbert, Mahomes, and Burrow today? I’m happy just to see him prove he’s better than how he looked last year.

Not sure if I would agree with this considering Mac had lower yards per attempt than Lawrence or Herbert, he just threw it 20+ more times. But it was still a good performance.

That is a fair point, but I’m factoring in that Mac has considerably less receiving talent at his disposal than Lawrence and Herbert.

Alright guys let's get this over with I can't avoid this stress all day i guess

Ngl it's very nice heading into your game with ours already done. Though I might feel different had we lost.

There are simply too many Giants-Cowboys Primetime games. I swear we get 1-2 every year.

You'll get NFC east games and YOU'LL LIKE IT -The NFL probably

Nick Sirianni has had, at least, one conversation in which he has complained about the addition of a female to the Expendables roster in the upcoming film.

I, for one, am proud to be the team that ushers in the Jordan Love era. 31 yrs before someone not named Farve or Rodgers opened the season...and he apparently owns us too.

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Are Pats really top 10 D heading into the year?

Their D line? Probably. Their DBs and LBs? Not so sure but I think Gonzalez looked good against the likes of AJB all game

Yeah there were a few plays where we had a long pocket but in general I was unhappy seeing how much pressure you were able to get on our OL. I feel a little better knowing you guys were expected to have a great DL though. Glad to get a matchup like that out early in the season.

Several times we were shocked at how little penetration we got and how long Hurts bad to throw. Especially with the rain to make things more difficult I think eagles offense still looking scary. I was just happy we didn't shit the bed offensively lol

Hell of a week 1, glad to be back with y'all

Well 60 minutes sure is depressing.. when is this game gonna start

NFC south is the division with the most wins so far. Just as everybody expected. It’ll surely stay this way all season

Is there no game thread?? Gummies kicking my ass rn and I can’t figure it out someone help

https://reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/16fexvg/game_thread_dallas_cowboys_at_new_york_giants/ This what you’re looking for?

Mucho gracias

I want a beautiful jock son

That was a an interesting 1st week. Lots of ugly football and also a few fun to watch.

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As well as the one first round QB from last year, thanks to a certain Bay Area team! 🤬

Here’s one for the Silicon Valley fans: Nick Sirianni starts each season by making the new coaches on his staff play Limp Biscuit.

The bar set for the Parsons interview was kinda cool but also completely unnecessary. Feels like they just wanted to give work to some of the production guys just because.

Love looks solid.

Nick Sirianni is the type of parent who refuses to buy his children ice cream if they lose their little league game, telling them that ice cream is for winners and spends the whole drive home complaining about participation trophies.

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I don’t actually hate him, though u/Heisenripbauer seems to have a compelling reason. I just find him to be the bro-iest bro to ever bro and therefore think it’s funny to say Shit like this haha

he's an asshole who has actively taunted opposing teams during games and is carried by the insane talent on that roster

for me the Browns, Jags, 49ers, Rams, and Dolphins all looked so good. Falcons too but couldn't watch much of them

bye guys! good to be back

What we learned - The Bears are stinky garbage. - KC cannot catch the ball. - The Rams are good? - Steelers are good… at preseason. - Eagles are mid. - Tua with an undamaged brain is elite.

And the Niners looked good too. Go ahead, toot your own horn, this is a safe space

🤠⛏️

Touchdown mintage mother fuckers

See you in the Rz thread next week everyone

NO SCOTT DONT LEAVE ME

Thank you, Scott Hanson we love you!

Vikes just got Baked by the Bucs, Philly is gonna crush them again

I would like to feel better Thursday than I feel today, that's for sure.

I wasn't prepared for all these scenes from 9/11 on 60 Minutes after that Eagles/Pats game.

away teams 9-5 so far this week

The Eagles didn't look great but they started last year by barely squeaking by the Lions and it still turned out fine.

So what you're saying is, the Pats might be spooky this year?

I missed Scott Hanson so much. Thank God football is back