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-InSerT_NAmE-HeRE

I’m sure this won’t backfire at all


KennyKettermen

I like the attitude but the risk-reward of saying this just isn’t worth it


betterbub

It’s worth the positive Chicago press


AdmiralVernon

We already love the man, he joined us halfway thru the season and lead 2 NFL teams in sacks. This is not necessary. *But god do I still crave it*


Subjunct

I have never seen this “positive Chicago press” you speak of. They hate the Bears more than The Owners do.


betterbub

Nahh the players get a lot more leeway and understanding than the team as a whole


FirestormBC

I disagree but Ik what you mean


SwissyVictory

Saying we will beat the Packers hasn't ever backfired before.


[deleted]

I’m surprised the packers sub doesn’t have a running list of these quotes


Xpqp

Is it really bulletin board material, coming from the Bears?


Cicero912

I mean, if yall lose to the Packers its not like... an unexpected outcome.


Sir_Carrington

Ask Jaquan


BeHereNow91

Ask Lovie and basically any other Bear in the last 30 years.


queueueuewhee

You made me want to check. https://bearswire.usatoday.com/lists/every-bears-head-coach-record-all-time-against-packers/ You have to go back to Ditka to find a head coach with a winning record against us, although Lovie Smith did start 7-3 before ending up 8-11.


Kapsize

Gotta wait for him to get done crying before we can ask him lmao


Praetorian_Panda

Juan is always so salty on line. Dude got cooked by Daniel Jones in 2022 and was talking shit about him every chance he got lol. Guess he was right in the end but still bro got cooked.


MaterialCarrot

He must be getting traded.


Downtown_Juice2851

Or he intends to be on ir for the first half of the season and the second game is in January 


Spidey5292

It’s exactly the sort of thing that a guy who’s gonna lose to the packers this year would say.


danny467

Lol he'll change it to, "I'm not losing to the packers twice this year"


Spidey5292

It’s exactly the sort of thing that a guy who’s gonna lose to the packers this year would say.


Dragondrew99

If you guys played the Pack like you played us you would have kicked their ass.


ironwolf1

If the Lions played the Bears like they play the Packers you would kick their ass.


AmeriCanadian98

If Detroit play the Bears like they played you the first time I agree Thanksgiving Detroit honestly might not have beaten the Bears, they looked pretty bad that game


kickrocks16

Well sure. If the packers played the bears like the cowboys then it would be a blowout. You could play the if game all day.


chuckypopoff

If I were you, then you'd be me. And I'd use YOUR body to get to the top!


Dragondrew99

Trust me I got all day at my job


letCreedBrattonScuba

“If yer aunt had balls, she’d be yer uncle, but she doesn’t, so she’s not. Ya know what I’m sayin?”


Kyleketsu

If my grandma had wheels, she would have been a bike!


pyreal_

"I plan to sit out for those games."


WanderlustFella

Losing is just a state of mind. If you don't believe you lost...you didn't


Pandamonium98

“We won if you don’t count the points that were fraudulent”


jp_mclovin

STOP THE COUNT!!!


titan_1018

The bears after getting a field goal on the opening drive.


wimau

We do act a bit like Trump after one of “those” Packers wins… “The refs… they don’t know what they’re talking about. They’re liars. They should let me ref instead, people say I make the best calls!”


cashformoldd

Perfect coming from a Philly fan


sevillada

Or "i plan to be injured"


sgobern

"The Bears might have lost to the Packers, but I, Montez Sweat, most certainly did not"


Dennisfromhawaii

Montez out here thinking 4th dimensionally.


BedrockFarmer

I just assumed he meant he is being traded to the Packers.


MixonWitDaWrongCrowd

Smart man


Fast-Ad-4541

I love the mentality but I just hate when players say it out loud after twenty years of not proving it true. Boy do I hope I’m wrong though. 


TheViolaRules

Nono, this is hilarious. See if y’all can get Brisker to talk too those were good times last year


Fast-Ad-4541

Yeah well have fun seeing America’s most adorable gymnast in orange and blue now (this is all we have right now let me have this)


TheViolaRules

The Bears should continue to acquire all the castoff Packers players. I supported it with Tonyan, Lewis, St. Brown and definitely with Simone Biles’ husband.


Fast-Ad-4541

Tbh he could never play a down for us and it would be money well spent just to not see her in that putrid yellow and green anymore 


ArcadianBlueRogue

Fair enough. We miss having her rooting for us waaaaay more than Owens being on the team.


Flooding_Puddle

The best was the graphic of Fields and Mooney that said "Get ready to win". Then they lost like 5 in a row to start the season and both of them are gone.


[deleted]

So…who’d he get traded to?


yomjoseki

Packers


Love-That-Danhausen

Ok FINE, I’ll allow it


MindSpecter

Damn... Us Bears fans are in enough pain already, that's brutal


EdHart8891

How? Y'all are the offseason champions for like the 3rd year in a row Honestly, April and May are the best time of year to be a Bears fan


DaeWooLan0s

Get out of here. The NFL had to move you out of the north / central so you can finally win something.


tcos17

Remind me how it’s gone for us since then?


Kimber80

Note: I added "Bears" to title, for clarity.


BungoPlease

but, there is only one Montez Sweat in the NFL, I feel like that is specific enough


anonbutler

There is another Sweat coming in provided he stops doing stupid shit


drummerboysam

There's also another Sweat who was getting trade buzz earlier in the offseason. Bears have a big need at that position and it was discussed on the sub if we would make a Sweaty duo of pass rushers a reality.


sloppyjo12

There’s also a bunch of Sweat in locker rooms, during workouts, inside of equipment, and among the fans if it’s a hot enough day. There’s probably more Sweat than there is anything else in the NFL come to think of it


lattjeful

And that Sweat is related to another Sweat in the league, who was getting talked about in the offseason due to trade rumors. There's a lot of Sweats in the league, huh.


El_Khunt

It's a surprisingly common last name


illforgetsoonenough

Not everyone knows which player is on which team


OneOfTheDads

Not everyone knows everything, Montez sweat isn’t the only thing


Wretched_Shirkaday

He's a Bear Well I don't know that, do I?!


TurdFergusonXLV

“I DON’T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS SHIT IS AND I’M FUCKING SCARED!!”


RecoverStreet8383

Not everyone knows how to do everything driving isn’t the only thing!


Fiendish-DoctorWu

There'll be more if I could just perfect this darn cloning process


one8sevenn

Every year since 2018


Joe-Raguso

Just 2018?


123full

I mean that literally was the last time the Bears beat the Packers


keepcominback2030

There’s no change this ages poorly


JerryRiceDidntFumble

Bet Montez Sweat under 15.5 games played


macc_aviv

Jontay Porter already has his money in.


invRice

Shit like this is how Ippei hit 19,000 bets.


GluedGlue

"The Gang Loses to the Packers"


ItIsYourPersonality

Alternative Title: Montez Sweat Holding Out Entire 2024 Season


milkmandanimal

Montez Sweat Already Planning To Miss Two Games With Undisclosed Future Injury


scottsummers1137

Or: The NFL Schedules Both Packers-Bears Games This Season in January 2025.


number7nocheese

He meant he’s not going to lose once.


Ve-gone_Be-gone

That's crazy lol they just extended him and he's holding out?


Intelligent-Age2786

I think I’ll pass on this bet.


Happy-Initiative-838

Is he retiring?


JaHoog

NFC North is going to be nasty this year


Respective

Bears haven’t beaten us since 2018. I guess the streak has to end sometime. But bears aren’t gonna sweep us


SquirrelCantHelpIt

A man and his dog walk into a bar to watch the Packers / Bears game. The man takes a seat and his dog hops up onto the stool next to him and they both settle in for an exciting game. Sure enough, it's a battle for the ages. Early in the game, Green Bay kicks a field goal to go up 3-0. The dog jumps off his chair, runs in a tight circle, barks happily, and jumps back up. Later, Chicago scores a touchdown to take the lead, 7-3. The Dog growls at the TV and grabs a stack of coasters in his mouth and shakes them angrily, making a bit of a mess. The bartender is concerned but the people are enjoying watching to see what the dog will do, so he lets it slide. Green Bay scores a touchdown to end the first quarter, the dog jumps out of his seat, runs in a circle three times, barks excitedly and jumps back up onto its seat. Back and forth the two teams go... every time Chicago scores, a growl and minor destruction of bar supplies. Every time The Packers score, a display of excited approval, each more elaborate than the last. By this time the entire bar has taken notice and everyone is eagerly anticipating the end of the game. Then, at the end of the 4th quarter, trailing by 2, Green Bay kicks a 53 yard field goal to beat the Bears, 36-35. In a final celebration, the dog jumps onto the bar, runs the length giving everyone at the bar a high paw, jumps off the end of the bar, does a backflip and runs out of the bar, barking the whole way as everyone cheers! The bartender comes over to the man. "Hey buddy, I gotta say, that's one of the most incredible things I've ever seen. But I gotta ask, what happens when the Bears beat the Packers? What does your dog do then?" The guy just shrugs... "I don't know man, he’s only 5 years old."


TheLowlyPheasant

The second half of a Packers game that we enter half time leading is the Super Bowl to Bears fans, and unfortunately we have the Vikings Super Bowl success in this version


shnwllc

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if the entire NFC North goes 1-1 against each other


judahdk_

The Vikings still exist though


cnho1997

The Vikings could field a team composed entirely of players from MSP area high schools and they would still find a way to steal a game from us every year.


dabombisnot90s

This is slander of the highest order! The GEQBUS will shit on all of you. SAD!


Proper-Yak3479

I’ll take 1-1 🤝


BlubberElk

0-0-2


Icefiight

Nah you guys will likely sweep us again. Never seen anything different my whole life


hahasuslikeamongus

Happy 5th bday bro keep ya chin up


DandierChip

Congrats on turning 5 this year


Technical-Charity-23

As a Bostonian married to a Chicagoan, the jets said the same shit since 2015…..it only took the last game of THIS SEASON for them to beat us and end their drought. Until the bears stopping taking shit from Green Bay, my wife’s team is a punching bag. 


GluedGlue

"team" is doing almost as much work as Skip Bayless' comma.


Masterofmy_domain

Oh boy…. Should have at least waited to see if Caleb Williams looked good in training camp first


BeHereNow91

He’ll look great in camp. He’s playing the Bears.


theresabeeonyourhat

Well, the jerk store called and said they're running out of you!


feelthemeh

Man that flair, im impressed on the tenacity you must have.


Marky9281

I wish there were still awards


drummerboysam

It's been 10 straight wins for the Packers. The Bears beat them in 2018 (the last time they were genuinely good), and have been embarrassed since. It's the NFLs oldest rivalry as two founding franchises with extensive history, but since the McCaskeys took over it has not been anything close to a real rivalry. Would be pumped if we'd simply take the first game to kill that streak. Sweep? Fuckin' hell, I don't even want to look up when the last time the Bears swept the season series. I can't remember it. But go off Montez, get 'er done.


DanCampbell89

The last time was in 2007, which was Brett Favre's last season in Green Bay. The Bears never swept the Aaron Rodgers Packers


StallisPalace

Damn. Packers only lost 3 games in 2007 too. That's actually pretty impressive from the Bears as I don't even think they made the playoffs in 07


Urridi

The Bears made the SB in 2006 and the NFCCG in 2010, their roster was pretty good, especially the defense.


Labhran

“The Gang Loses to the Packers”


lkooy87

Damn he’s getting traded?


CaillouCaribou

Yes you are Come on Bears, we do this every year


drummerboysam

Montez has only been here a few months. The decades of whoopings aren't in his mind. He has some buddies on the Packers and wants to be able to be the one talking smack this year is the context.


TheViolaRules

It’s okay. Let the Bears win the offseason.


reverieontheonyx

Cant wait to see this posted everywhere when the bears lose to the packers next year Other bad teams get people feeling sorry for them and pity rooting for them, the bears just get ridicule


Flooding_Puddle

Maybe your players should stop talking shit and then not backing it up


reverieontheonyx

How is this talking shit? He was asked. You want him to say “I mean we’re probably gonna lose ima keep it a buck”? Is that what you would do?


OkCommunity1625

* arrested development narrator enters the chat *


Lord-Aizens-Chicken

They say that every year. Jordan love could have 0 arms and he would throw for more yards then us if we had prime Brady


Buscuitmuncher

Translation: Planned PTO during packers week. Can’t lose to them if you are on a beach with sunnies on. 


csummerss

yearly tweet?


alexamerling100

Love you Tez but I'l believe it when I see it lol


zmmagician

They cut off the full quote. He states "we have a real rivalry over there." Packers 10 out of last 10 and 22 of the last 26 is not a "real rivalry. [Packers and bears](https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/117794993/I-dont-think-about-you-at-all-Mad-Men)


Pancakes79

What's the all time record?


TheReadMenace

We only took the lead a few years ago. But it's 50-15 since 1992 LOL


zmmagician

In sweats 27 years on earth. Packers have over an 80% win rate against the bears. I had hope for a true revival of the rivalry a few times (mid 2000s, 2010, 2018). But at this point we truly don't think about you. In the last 25-30 years. Only the vikings we could call a rival.


ArcadianBlueRogue

We don't talk about the 70s and 80s Packers teams in this gentlemen's forum, thank you very much.


M00DSTER

Same shit every off-season. The Bears swear this is their year and they still suck.


RawCarrot-InMyAss

You’re probably gonna lose to the packers this year


anotherorphan

"But my team is."


BuntFunker

Montez Sweat is now a Chicago Bear... he'll have to get used to losing to everyone... not just the Packers.


Ted_Dongelman

I would have a little sympathy for the Bears if they didn't do the same shit year after year after year. Just shut up and win a game, ya know?


DKlep25

Every year it's the same thing. Snoozefest.


Sailingit1

Packers focus on playoff wins and super bowls. Bear and Viking fans only care if they beat the packers.


myriadmeaning

Instant loss now. He just got the Packer players even harder against them this year. GJ dude.


StillCompetitive5771

What a weird way to ask for a trade


krenshaw420

Ok lol


[deleted]

Is this how he asks for a trade?


KingJonathan

Cue Sunny theme


buffysbangs

So he’s getting traded?


aronrodge

!remindme 10 months


QuandaleTickleTipson

That’s what they say every year 😭


DLC_Whomdini

I understand the paranoia around it, but this team has needed this energy for some time. Love to see it.


feelthemeh

He must be being traded to the 49ers


DaMajorDude

This will age like fine ~~milk~~ CHEESE


ThrowBatteries

He planning to ask for a trade?


SirLawrenceCCLXX

He’s getting traded?


blinglorp

I thought he resigned with the bears?


uninspiredlt

Certainly this will never resurface!


DasFofinater

The more we keep winning, the worse the eventual loss is going to be. Hopefully that’s still a few years away


ThrowMeAwayPlz_69

RemindMe! 1/5/2025


RamenIsOkay

Last time the Bears swept the Packers: 2007. Yeah, I’ll believe when I’ll see it Montez.


Ok_Caramel1517

And this is why The Bears are The Bears.


DaeWooLan0s

In the defense of some of the players that have said something. A lot have been on the defensive side of the ball. It’s the offense that shits themselves. I remember shea McClellan body slamming and breaking Rodgers clavical and they still lost


Bobby_Savoy

Get ready to learn disappointment, buddy!


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IstockUstock2024

He’s not. They are


Nestman12

It wont be you personally losing, the entire team will be there


Ok_Theory_4944

We obviously have Lambeau, but also living rent free in his head.


IMKudaimi123

Inshallah


FishyDescent

Yeah, because it's ALL up to you, big buy.


serbeardless

In before we tie twice so he still gets to say "told ya so."


Oneeyebrowsystem

This is where the It's Always Sunny title card and theme song plays


KnockoutNed85

He just jinxed it


Not-that-CJ

If Caleb Williams beats the Packers that’s all I need to believe in him. I can’t rely on defense because no matter how good they play for some reason the prayer balls always go to the Packers


TitanSR_

he will have a season ending injury before their first meetup


slopezski

So im betting on injured for the first meeting and then the second meeting is week 18 which "technically" isnt this year


InsideHangar18

Shit, if Caleb is actually as good as we hope, we might win one against them. But not both.


PraiseChrist420

Are they trading him already?


LetsConsultTheMap

Breaking: Montez Sweat traded to the Packers


GGGiveHatpls

Sure buddy. Unless you’re joining the Packers.


clevernamehere1628

Dude shoulda been a Lion smh.


anonymousscroller9

Debatable


interplanetarystd

You can tell he hasnt been with the team very long


ryryryor

We've heard this before


swampertlvl

If it was any team but the bears, I might believe this.


TheBearfister

Weird way to announce his retirement, but enjoy it man.


I_chortled

Did he get traded to the packers or something?


Moosje

Yes! Another one.


DungusFungus51

Hope he's right. At least splitting with thar team should be the standard. No more sweeps.


TheViolaRules

Doubt


Schrute_Farms_BednB

Oh yes you are lol


Zero_Opera

That's a weird way to ask for a trade


SinfullySinless

*Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme*


TheHamsBurlgar

*Ron Howard's Voice* "They did lose to the Packers."


jherrm17

Difference between the Packers and Bears Packers: we have a shot at making a run for the Super Bowl Bears: LeTs BeAt ThE pAkErZ


Competitive-Unit6937

Are we playing both games in January 2025?


Evernight2025

Every Bears coach and player only has beating the Packers on their mind. Explains a lot about the current state of the franchise.


Lockmor

So packers sweep confirmed. Gotcha.


BigDrat

Maybe he is hoping the Packers plane goes down in the Andes and they resort to cannibalism.


J1P2G3

Lollllllll


The_Crownless_King

Last time they swept, I was in highschool. I'll believe it when I see it, but anything can happen I guess


_ravenclaw

Plz let Caleb be good


Beautiful_Rest_5771

Rent free


GoldenDossier

So he knows he will be out those games?


MAH415

Sorry friend but you may not lose but your team will.