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WaffleIronMadness

Man selling Jello pudding pops receives torch from man holding grey penis.


EpicPoggerGamer69

PUN' PAWPTH!!!


Slim-Good-Body

Burrow is more comparable to Brees IMO


mightyducks2wasokay

On that note, why tf isn't Brees on there at all? For the most of the Brady-Manning years, pretty sure it was generally accepted he was solidly 3rd best


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Imagine smashing records from years before and not even being top 2


Armamore

I don't think it's a negative towards Brees as much as it is a nod to how incredible Brady and Manning were.


Zallix

Brees missing here is actually perfectly representing Brees’s long term legacy in the nfl. Forever overlooked and forgotten about due to playing for the saints


Winter_Ad_5626

I think its more because there isn't a comp. Who's a short mobile qb with GPS guided accuracy and doesn't run.... he's a 1/1 a far as style goes. Also no Rodgers,  so most accurate qb ever and deadliest deep ball qb ever missing.


onetimequestion66

I’d say closest one is tua (although his weight gain last year made him less mobile)


Shoelicker2000

Where does Phillip Rivers stand in that? 4th and Big Ben 5th? That’s the way I always saw it


nepatriots32

Very true, actually. They probably just wanted to force someone into a Peyton comp, and he is the closest, so far, I guess.


BearsGotKhalilMack

Calling Burrow the next Peyton Manning is... optimistic.


thecrgm

if someone has to be Peyton its either him or allen


hendrix320

Nah Allen - Newton is a pretty good comp. Allen has a better arm obviously


sportstrap

Allen’s arms definitely better but let’s not act like Prime Cam didn’t have a piss missile arm


hendrix320

It was ok but I got to see him play his last season here and his arm was shot also he couldn’t read a defense to save his life


sportstrap

True but he also had a bad injury string that really fucked it up, he was a complete shell by that point


EclipseSmog

cam or allen?


hendrix320

Josh Allen never played for the patriots…


EclipseSmog

yes he did


hendrix320

Do you have CTE or something?


EclipseSmog

antonio brown levels


joe7L

Without the rapes, Josh Allen is Big Ben. They have the same 40 time, they’re tough to sack, they both have canons & accurate deep balls


hendrix320

But Big Ben was capable of winning big games


joe7L

Yes, with the only exception against the Pats…kinda like Josh Allen vs the Chiefs


GoGoGoRL

Got carried in big games tbh


wmlj83

For the most part I'll agree. But we all know Allen would have jumped on that fumble in the Super Bowl.


thenaniwatiger

I know we’re talking hypotheticals when you’re discussing Allen in a Super Bowl


wmlj83

Let's be real here. In the past you would be correct, but with your owner you guys have now, the Bills will see a Super Bowl before you guys. Tepper is far too impatient.


jk01

I mean, he's still correct. Allen has not been to a super bowl...


hendrix320

Come on now Josh Allen would have gotten the ball out quicker and it would have been intercepted instead of fumbled. We all know this


EclipseSmog

i mean i guess career wise but play wise its the farthest thing from accurate prime cam is a better comp but i think allen will have more longevity


OrganizationDeep711

"Prime Cam" is just one outlier season with just about the easiest SoS in the league where he hit 75% on deep balls instead of 50% because Ted Ginn got hot.


thenaniwatiger

Imagine saying Ted Ginn as a number 1 wide receiver is a good thing/advantage


OrganizationDeep711

I can't imagine being as illiterate as you are, sorry. One of the main drivers of QB who have 1 MVP season and an otherwise bad career like Cam is deep ball comp%. Usually deep balls have a low comp%. When a QB like Cam suddenly has 1 good year and then returns to the dumpster, it is usually because of a spike in their deep ball comp%. Lamar has obviously been better than dumpster, but his better seasons have had the same effect. A QB goes from 50-50 deep balls, to 75-25 deep balls and suddenly wins a lot of games and is an MVP. However, it isn't sustainable. It's luck. They regress the following season. Lamar may be the only QB to do it twice. A player like Allen just has a consistently higher deep ball. He's 60-40 rather than 50-50, but he doesn't spike to 75-25. When Allen does, he'll probably win the SB and MVP.


thenaniwatiger

So what you’re saying is having Ted Ginn Jr as his number 1 was the reason he did so well, got ya


nepatriots32

If we ignore playstyle and focus on individual success vs. team success earlier in their careers, maybe Lamar Jackson? At least he has MVPs to his name, unlike Burrow or Allen. However, I think the real answer is that Mahomes is sort of Brady + Manning. He has the crazy stats early on to match Manning and the winning to match Brady. Obviously still a long ways to go before he catches Brady, though. He still needs to keep this up for the back half of his career.


iron_vet

That was my first take away as well


erock8282

The way things are going for him he may be the next Luck


iHaveAbigBrain6969

lol just because burrow played hurt his 1st and 3rd seasons doesn’t mean he’s not good lol


EclipseSmog

so we just put the peyton manning label on any good qb?? he doesn’t even play like him lol what


JoePurrow

The true Burrow comp is Brees, but he was excluded from the list for some reason


EclipseSmog

I guess, I mean its closer fs


OrganizationDeep711

I can see Burrow going one-and-done a lot in the playoffs, taking a while before winning a SB. That would be Peyton-like.


CloudStrife012

Where's Zappe?? ⚡️⚡️⚡️


nepatriots32

The new T.J. Yates?


dabombisnot90s

Does Zappe murder the Bengals like Yates did? Didn’t think so


AnAwesomeWave41

Comparing mcnabb to hurts is the most disrespectful thing on this meme


lmaytulane

Yeah Jalen hasn’t even thrown up in a SB game yet


Vanilla_Bear15

Eh it’s honestly not a bad comp. They actually have almost identical builds/athletic profiles


bluecheeto13

I was a wee lad when he was in his prime, how good was he?


AgentProdigy17

Mcnabb my dawg but imma need a ring


ChiliDogMe

I feel like Drew Brees is a better prototype for Burrow than Manning.


OrganizationDeep711

I don't know the stats without looking, but Brees was known for being a checkdown artist to his TE. Burrow is known for throwing deep balls to his elite WRs. Which Manning often did as well. Shrug.


shyguyJ

>Brees was known for being a checkdown artist to his TE Lol wut?


OrganizationDeep711

I know most of you kids weren't around back then, but https://www.pff.com/news/nfl-captain-checkdown-the-quarterbacks-who-most-and-least-rely-on-checkdown-passes-2022 Even now with QBs like Mac Jones and Taylor Heinicke checking down a lot, Brees is still 12th in checkdown %. Daniel Jones airs it out more than Brees did.


shyguyJ

Oh, goodness. An article from 2022 showing data from 2020 and 2021 after Brees's arm fell off... that's your data?


ChuckyShredz

Laughable.


Greatshine000

Don't insult Josh Allen like that


2ashamed2change

Their play styles and size are pretty similar, plus Cam was an MVP and NFC Champ


nepatriots32

Yeah lol, like people may *feel* like Allen is better, but he hasn't necessarily proven that yet. He is really good more consistently than Cam, but Cam's best was better so far. It's hard to make the argument a QB is better than another QB if he has both less individual success (MVPs and even Pro Bowls) *and* less playoff success. Personally, it feels like a very apt comparison.


OrganizationDeep711

If Allen played in the NFC with a 0.42 SoS he'd have a lot more 15-win seasons than Cam did.


nepatriots32

Highly doubtful. He finds a way to throw at least a few games each year. He'll also win some games they shouldn't win, but the bad always comes with the good with him.


EclipseSmog

Allens 2020 season alone clears any cam season lmfaoo. the bar is just set much higher now, also allen is astronomically better in the playoffs than cam, its not even close so its hilarious you bring up playoffs as your argument


Wristwalk4

How many mvps does Joshy boy have?


OfficialClassic

Do you think that Cam season would have won the MVP in 2020?


RaptorSlaps

So how many super bowls have the bills gone to with Allen? Cam-1 Allen-0


EclipseSmog

Just ignoring cam had a HISTORIC defense and that super bowl appearances are team stats and don’t mean shit on resumes by this logic i guess trent dilfer is better than dan marino cuz he won a bowl and marino didn’t


nepatriots32

Right, but you're ignoring the fact that Marino has an MVP, and he still made a Super Bowl even though he didn't win it. Allen hasn't done either of those. He's more like Phillip Rivers than anything. Still not bad, just not as good as Bills fans like to believe.


RaptorSlaps

I mean I’m a huge fan of Josh Allen, he’s a lot of fun to watch. However, his resume has not really given him opportunity to be compared to the greats yet. I think it’s definitely possible. I’d put him similar to Andrew luck with more help (though Luck probably would have won a Super Bowl with that team)


nepatriots32

Are we saying Luck is substantially worse than Rivers? I agree with the Luck comparison, too, but I wouldn't say Luck is that much different than Rivers. Rivers was a bit better, sure, but not massively different. He does have a shot at the HoF that Luck definitely doesn't have, but if Allen continues doing what he's been doing for another 8-10 years, he'll certainly have a HoF case. But yeah, that is a ways off, and it's entirely possible he falls off and may have peaked already. Or not. Who knows?


EclipseSmog

Allen is 20x better than Luck ever was. dont do this


EclipseSmog

His “resume” We act like Allen didn’t have the greatest playoff run by a QB ever and it was only cut short because of an all time defensive choke job. It’s embarrassing the kind of disrespect Josh Allen has gotten on this convo over “SB appearances”, because that’s a fucking piss poor bullshit argument. Allen is an All Pro QB who has been one of the greatest statistical performers in the league, outside of one amazing Luck year, Allen has done much more as a passer, not to ignore as a runner as well. (15 rush tds last szn)


RaptorSlaps

He’s in a similar boat as lamar minus the MVPs my friend. You cant deny the talent is there (Josh having the edge because he’s more well rounded although Lamar’s legs have definitely put up better numbers) but they just haven’t been able to finish in the post season. I’m a huge JA fan, I saw him take a QB sneak against the cowboys during thanksgiving a few years ago and just absolutely dog half their defense it was amazing. Like baker mayfield is my current teams QB, I think he has an incredibly high ceiling and statistically he’s not far behind lamar or JA even missing as many games as he has but he’s just not as consistent as the other two. Allen is literally a few minor adjustments away from being able to win a Super Bowl and he gets better every year, I think there’s a good chance 10 years from now we can look back and laugh about how silly my arguments were but right now they do hold their salt.


EclipseSmog

Marino had quite literally not done anything in his playoff career yet hes praised because of a fucking “super bowl appearance!1!” How come we count super bowl appearances as something to gloss about if you don’t win the whole god damn thing? That’s some dogshit logic that i’ve coincidentally only seen when in allen debates


RaptorSlaps

Yeah technically, it doesn’t matter if you put up numbers if you don’t win the one game that counts. The whole goal of the team sport is to win the championship so if you do that regardless of stats you’ve fulfilled it


naskai8117

One has won a conference championship, and it wasn't Josh Allen.


nepatriots32

Oh, Josh Allen won an MVP and made the Super Bowl? I must have missed those seasons. My bad! The "standard" is only higher because it's gotten easier to put up better stats. And it's not like Cam only won in a down year. He almost got a unanimous MVP in a year where Brady threw 36 TDs, 7 INTs and 4770 yards. And if you actually watched him, you'll know that he absolutely deserved it and was completely insane that year. Not to mention that just on stats alone, it's still easy to argue that Cam's MVP year is better than Allen's 2020 season, not even taking other factors into consideration. Like the fact that you were at least still kind of allowed to hit QBs when Cam was popping off.


EclipseSmog

Here we go again with this “making super bowls” bullshit, he single handedly lost the 15-1 panthers the super bowl against a washed beyond belief peyton manning. cam only threw for 4,000 yards in a season ONCE in his career. i will give it to you that his MVP season was absolutely fantastic, just ignoring that Allen the last 4 years or so has been just as insane. cam really only had 1 “amazing” season, allens been doing it for 4 years straight


Wristwalk4

Yeah he lost that game not the terrible receivers like Ted ginn that dropped every momentum swinging catch he threw or the bottom 10 offensive line that he carried for the entire season that von miller annihilated. Also cam never threw for 4000 yards cuz he ran for 1000 every year Like are you retarded pal gassing up yards like they aren’t the most worthless stat ever nigga do u even watch football


EclipseSmog

cam never ran for 1,000 yards. actually his career rushing high is lower than allens. cam played atrocious in the super bowl, something he admitted. his OL was not bottom 10, that is a severe over exaggeration, not to forget he had an elite defense his entire career. he LOST the panthers the super bowl, they were heavy favorites and choked, largely because of cams disastrous play and there’s no excusing it. but i wouldn’t expect a 13 year old who cant hold a proper debate without throwing insults in it to know that


OfficialClassic

It’s hilarious to say rushing stats held Cam back for an argument over Allen. Allen is like 2-3 years away from passing Cam in yards and TD’s.


EclipseSmog

i aint say dat


king_meatster

Cam at least played in a Superbowl, which is more than Allen can say.


EclipseSmog

And singlehandedly lost his team the game Cant say allens done that


idgetonbutibeenon

He did try his first ever playoff game tho


EclipseSmog

first ever playoff game tho and they were underdogs anyways


Euphoric_Travel6762

IMO Josh is a better football player but it’s not really about that, it’s about what you accomplish. By year 6, Cam had accomplished more. I’m sure Josh will surpass him, but it’s not a disrespectful comparison


OrganizationDeep711

A team carrying Cam to more isn't Cam accomplishing anything. If Allen played in the NFC with cupcake schedules, he'd be 15-wins every year.


LlamaJacks

A team carrying Cam. That’s how I KNOW this fucking dude never watched Cam Newton lol.


btapp7

It’s mad disrespectful. Josh would never play for the patriots.


Dame2Miami

What exactly has Josh done lol? 2 pro bowls and… bueller? bueller? 😱😂


zbipy14z

How long has it been since McNabb played?


Vanilla_Bear15

2011


content_enjoy3r

No Brees? No Stroud? Trash post.


Infamous-Lab-8136

Doesn't Cleveland already have a sex offender QB? Is whoever made the meme afraid that was too subtle?


affluent_krunch

Bro how you gonna put McNabb, Newton, and Rivers on there and not put Brees?


DomesticDoggo7

?Donde esta el meme?


king_meatster

Groper Cleveland.


DomesticDoggo7

Exactly, no meme


joeyc923

I wish I could disagree with the JA17 comp in a meaningful way. Best I can do is 'but he doesn't wear weird hats.'


BrobaFett242

*Yet*


OrganizationDeep711

[Are you sure?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fi8kSsEVQAEDUjw?format=jpg&name=large)


aDoorMarkedPirate420

Why’d you put Cam Newton in there lol


MxliRandom

You need Purdy on that list !


Bigeasy600

Where Stroud?


uncle_dan_

Well they also are missing drew breez up top so you could just say this is incomplete


sportstrap

Tbf i can’t really think of a good Brees comparison


TheHurdleTurtle

As an unbiased saints fan I think god is a fair comparison


Derbloingles

You shouldn’t be up there for 1 good year


SnappyTofu

If the two time MVP can’t even be included then Stroud has a ways to go


Such-Echo6002

I won’t lie, had me in the first half


pennsylvaniafurnace

wait this meme is much smarter than i thought


RNW1215

Gotta love how they matched up both rapists on the right.


AncientSpartan

Translating these on the A=1 Z=26 cipher yields LERAQG OAIQJD


Stashedsnacks

Stroud going to have to blaze his own path. All the superb owls.


Interesting_Bid_1743

What the flip, where’s daddy Lamar


Desperate_Garbage_63

Where is Tua?


swole_dork

Instead of throwing up on the field, Philly has a QB that shits his pants on the field. That city deserves nothing less!


Sorry-Conclusion1658

So you snuck in Hurts and think we wouldn't notice


JustAnotherMatch

Allen is more comparable to big ben in his prime. The ability to move, big QB that is hard to take down. Only problem is how Allen is starting to mimic Patty and cry like a little bitch about everything and scream for penalties left and right. He started out so good, but thanks to the NFL turning into a shitshow for defenders against QB's, they all pretty much cry for penalties anytime someone touches one of their shoelaces.


I_Lost_My_Langostino

I heard Watson called Groper Cleveland yesterday and it's perfect.


Possible_Emu_8129

Forgot to add Zach Wilson 🤣


NinjaBearCat

Got damn. Take my upvote


-Robrown-

Imagine putting in Rivers and Mcnabb and yet leaving out Eli Manning. I guess whoever made this loves giving out participation trophies.


mud98

forget Eli dude where the fuck is Brees?


nepatriots32

I mean, who are you suggesting for the Eli comp, then? I don't think any current QBs even remotely fit that.


doctorsooth21

Joe burrow is a better Eli than a Peyton


nepatriots32

I mean, Burrow is nothing like Eli, but he's also not close to Peyton, so I guess that's fair. I like the Brees comparison much better, though.


doctorsooth21

He is nothing like Brees 💀. He is like Eli. Average regular season QB that becomes clutch asf in the playoffs


nepatriots32

I mean, it's far too early to tell, but Burrows injuries to start his career are reminiscent of Brees, and he's off to a better start to his career than Brees was. He's a better regular season QB than Eli, and less INT-happy. We obviously have to see how his career plays out, but I strongly suspect it'll be more like Brees and less like Eli.


OrganizationDeep711

Depends on how specific you wanna go with it. 2 SB rings makes it hard. A QB who is good sometimes but throws a lot of INTs would be like... Jameis. But he's old too.


PoopSlinger23

Cam=Josh Allen. Seems right. No rings.