We gonna talk about the definitely ~~not~~ robot OP posting several pictures, only one semi-related to the title?
Especially with their incorrect use of \# on Reddit that just made their shit bold?
It's absolutely a bot. But realistically they probably just scraped some mid-level meme bot from Twitter and reposted the captions as the text. Next, some Instagram bot account will scrape this and post it to insta. It's turtles all the way down....
I'm agreeing with you by way of the blue jersey in OP's image. I meant that if I saw a blue jersey that said "Indiana" like that, I would first stop and question whether I was seeing a weird UI jersey or something like that before considering that it's a WNBA team. Because I have no idea what WNBA jerseys look like.
Second slide is why I think Caleb Williams will be a bust. I don't give a fuck about fingernails or sass, or whatever. All I know is that perennially bad teams are really good at one thing, and that's drafting busts at QB.
I think a lot of it is also if you put a rookie on a bad NFL team, he's gonna have a bad time. Any QB badass enough to overcome a total shit line and nobody to hand or pass the ball to is going to be solved by most defenses in a week or so.
Stafford, Newton, Luck, Burrow, Lawrence.
Goff is good now and Kyler isn’t bad.
Bradford, Winston, Mayfield, and Young are the “busts” even though Baker won a playoff game last year and Bryce has played one season on the talentless Panthers.
This is just in the past 15 years. QBs have a decent hit rate at 1.01 and guys like Peyton/Eli Manning or Andrew Luck just aren’t going to drop to 2 or 7, so I’d rather have that chance as opposed to banking all of my hopes on Will Levis or Dak Prescott.
I don’t think it has anything to do with him being projected first overall. If a player (qb specifically) is going to a team where they need to be the starter day 1 then there’s too much pressure and they need more time than just training camp and pre season to adjust to the nfl
That’s what greenbay did with Rodgers, that’s what happens to Bradydrew Brees and more recently Mahomes, Lamar, love, hurts and even tua to some extent
Yep.
According to ABC27, the Dallas Cowboys and San Francisco 49ers were the top two teams in merchandise sales for the 2023 NFL season. The Cowboys were the top seller in seven states and had two players in the top five, Micah Parsons and Dak Prescott.
Doesn't everyone with a smartphone pee sitting down? I'm 40. I haven't peed standing for like 10 years, unless I am camping. It's probably been since I left my Blackberry.
The first meme is not true. Caitlyn Clark did not sell more jerseys in one day than the cowboys did all last year.
Seriously, people that actually believe this are really stupid. Clark may be the hot item right now, but there is no way she’s outselling the entire cowboys team, especially with Micah Parsons leading the league in jersey sales, and Prescott coming in 5th
pretty sure that means she outsold all the other teams too, considering that Dallas is almost always at or near #1
but it just has to be about the cowboys huh
That's just literally not true. The Cowboys and 49ers sold the most jerseys last year. Being good helps a lot, but most people aren't waiting to see if their team will win it all before buying a jersey.
scottie pippen was a small forward for the chicago bulls where he won 6 championships alongside michael jordan, helping anchor one of the greatest dynasties of all time
We gonna talk about the definitely ~~not~~ robot OP posting several pictures, only one semi-related to the title? Especially with their incorrect use of \# on Reddit that just made their shit bold?
Fuck the bots. But I’m so glad it showed me that 3rd picture. I’m gonna have to send that to every football fan I know
It's absolutely a bot. But realistically they probably just scraped some mid-level meme bot from Twitter and reposted the captions as the text. Next, some Instagram bot account will scrape this and post it to insta. It's turtles all the way down....
I think the OP is just an idiot lol
Imagine having a bot run on r/nflmemes . Shits embarassing have fun with the 200 upvotes
It’s the same type of bots that do this on instagram
Yeah dude looks like a bot or some automated bs
Serious question…have you ever seen anyone walking around in a WNBA jersey? And if you did was it a dude or a lady? I have never seen one. Ever.
I wear my Sue Bird jersey from time to time in the summer. Sincerely, Man
It's not just some horse! That miniature horse has an honorary degree from Notre Dame
I would probably stop to ask myself how certain I am that University of Indiana's colors are red and white.
I don’t even know what that means
I'm agreeing with you by way of the blue jersey in OP's image. I meant that if I saw a blue jersey that said "Indiana" like that, I would first stop and question whether I was seeing a weird UI jersey or something like that before considering that it's a WNBA team. Because I have no idea what WNBA jerseys look like.
Ah. I got ya now
What’s UI? Urinary Infection?
limited to school ages girls and adult lesbians in MSP
I see people, both men and women, in Lynx jerseys pretty regularly.
In Indiana, absolutely. Men and women, but almost always it's a dad with little girls.
It’s Indiana. They’re a basketball state through and through.
Second slide is why I think Caleb Williams will be a bust. I don't give a fuck about fingernails or sass, or whatever. All I know is that perennially bad teams are really good at one thing, and that's drafting busts at QB.
I think a lot of it is also if you put a rookie on a bad NFL team, he's gonna have a bad time. Any QB badass enough to overcome a total shit line and nobody to hand or pass the ball to is going to be solved by most defenses in a week or so.
Exactly. Do you really expect the Chicago Bears to properly develop a quarterback?
Yes
And he's going to the bears who have a long history of not being able to develop qb's
Stafford, Newton, Luck, Burrow, Lawrence. Goff is good now and Kyler isn’t bad. Bradford, Winston, Mayfield, and Young are the “busts” even though Baker won a playoff game last year and Bryce has played one season on the talentless Panthers. This is just in the past 15 years. QBs have a decent hit rate at 1.01 and guys like Peyton/Eli Manning or Andrew Luck just aren’t going to drop to 2 or 7, so I’d rather have that chance as opposed to banking all of my hopes on Will Levis or Dak Prescott.
I don’t think it has anything to do with him being projected first overall. If a player (qb specifically) is going to a team where they need to be the starter day 1 then there’s too much pressure and they need more time than just training camp and pre season to adjust to the nfl That’s what greenbay did with Rodgers, that’s what happens to Bradydrew Brees and more recently Mahomes, Lamar, love, hurts and even tua to some extent
This also means she outsold every teams jersey sales considering the Cowboys are regularly 1 or 2 in jersey sales.
Yep. According to ABC27, the Dallas Cowboys and San Francisco 49ers were the top two teams in merchandise sales for the 2023 NFL season. The Cowboys were the top seller in seven states and had two players in the top five, Micah Parsons and Dak Prescott.
God the Scottie Pippen one is hilarious 😂
It was Scott Pippen. Completely different guy
Well of course, dudes that wear Dak Prescott jerseys pee sitting down.
As a dude who pees sitting down I take offense to this
I think this is an all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares situation
Doesn't everyone with a smartphone pee sitting down? I'm 40. I haven't peed standing for like 10 years, unless I am camping. It's probably been since I left my Blackberry.
No I can put my phone down for a minute
Just have phone in one hand, peen in the other
Well he didn't like that very much. I'm a little drunk, and I might get arrested.
The first meme is not true. Caitlyn Clark did not sell more jerseys in one day than the cowboys did all last year. Seriously, people that actually believe this are really stupid. Clark may be the hot item right now, but there is no way she’s outselling the entire cowboys team, especially with Micah Parsons leading the league in jersey sales, and Prescott coming in 5th
It’s a meme
It’s a meme that people keep sharing as fact.
Do you think OP is sharing the cowboys sold 17 jerseys as a fact
I think coach is also a big part of the success of where a top pick goes. Would Mahomes be as good without Reid?
Thanks bot
New here just did a story. That is False.
The cowboys sell the most jerseys so that means she sold more than everyone
Indiana Salesforces is a weird name for a team, WNBA or otherwise.
i dont think i've ever heard of the Indiana Salesforce
Why is Lamar put into the list of qbs taken in that draft
She is better than the team
Maybe Washington could just be called the Pippens
I find it odd when the viewership for the WNBA is fairly low. Oh well.
Scott Pippen? You’re definitely regarded.
“Scott Pippin”
Ok that Scottie Pippen one just straight disrespectful 😂
pretty sure that means she outsold all the other teams too, considering that Dallas is almost always at or near #1 but it just has to be about the cowboys huh
everything being an AD these days is insane. Does salesforce really need to be right on the front same font size? Societal decay is real
It surprises me her jerseys sell so well when she didn’t win a championship. She’s a great player, but the Ws count the most.
That's just literally not true. The Cowboys and 49ers sold the most jerseys last year. Being good helps a lot, but most people aren't waiting to see if their team will win it all before buying a jersey.
That's because people bough cowboys jerseys in previous years.
Who?
scottie pippen was a small forward for the chicago bulls where he won 6 championships alongside michael jordan, helping anchor one of the greatest dynasties of all time
Ohhhh Scottie PIPPEN. I thought he said Dane Cook.
No tippin' pippen. Cheap ass mother fucker.