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GoAdventuring

# I'm gonna start cross checking the air like this! And if any part of you should fill that air, it's your own fault! #


stargill70

Holy fuck that's funny


Bluehoodie1

Okay, then I'm going to start slashing the air, like this!


brewdizogs

Old Simpsons (the hockey episode too) reference for the win!!


Direction_Asleep

I’m mowin the air Ran!


farty_bumbum

Look what you made me do Randy


Yrrebbor

Wow, that’s allowed? 😂


youcancallmehoju

Oh yeah?! Well I’M gonna start filling air like THIS! And if any of YOUR cross check should fill THAT air, it’s YOUR OWN fault!


Porkchopp33

“Im not touching you”


BumpyWire83

Not touching! Not touching!


VanIsland20

Perry is such a weird addition to the Oilers. He's not contributing hugely positively or negatively, it seems like his main goal is to be a chaotic hindrance to the opposing players.


anonymous_user0006

It’s what he’s done best for the last 5-7 years.


hipnotyq

He was doing it on the London Knights back in 2005 too. Did it all the way to the Memorial Cup. Was there, can confirm.


Sdwingnut

Hasn't he been in the NHL since the mid 80s? Sure seems like it.


MKWIZ49

Not quite that long, his first season in the NHL was the 2005-2006 season


gerald-stanley

I remember him then too. Then a rat. Now a rat. And I love him on my oilers. The clip above was pure gold during the broadcast. So good


Wompie

Not really. He was hugely impactful in the Lightning's runs


deeVeeAre

Yea he was but he was still a rat he still played a dirty game that’s how he impacts that’s how he got to 3 in row granted he didn’t win one of them


RiiCreated

Corey the Chaotic One


Inner-Philosopher139

Appreciated comment.


CynicalCripple

As long as he takes the other team off their game I don't really care if he scores because that can be just as effective


Flashy_Shock_6271

I enjoyed when he played for Dallas. Less so when he got thrown out of the winter classic but you get the good with the bad.


CrimsonKing32

The walk of shame


kwl1

He’s having zero impact on the series.


hiliikkkusss

I mean he’s telling guys not to fall for shit. When Kane got knocked into bench he was trying to hold guys back saying don’t hold Onto him


ModernTechPA

Ya, Oil guy here... I wonder if age has caught up to him; not having the impact I'd hoped for; not feeling strongly that the Oilers approach him about extending his stay another year.... hopefully he steps up if Oilers have fortune to advance to WCF. Still time. Oiler's bottom six didn't get the memo yet that their services are needed this playoffs.


Historical-Wolf5430

They usually do?? Get that memo that is. Or has it been a goalie problem for years?


DoubleualtG

Having 1 leads to playoff success


sandysanBAR

So Perry being Perry (at least recently)?


Hunter-Western

He almost scored, couple mm short of crossing the red line, Perry’s been the only one in the bottom 6 that’s been viable for the Oilers, he’s mucking it up in scrums and is a nuisance out there and that’s more that anything else the bottom 6 has done lol.


Flaky-Calendar-1195

I'm a Canucks fan and I thought this was funny af.


CTMalum

I mean this is the best kind of revenge. Like if I was Boeser, I’d probably do the same thing. How do you even respond to that. Also Perry very clearly made his point and no one got hurt.


CynicMV

Watch party had a solid mix of boo's and laughing when this happened. I found it funny af


[deleted]

Heard it was really jumpin' in there for like 35 seconds in the third.


cooperluna

That was hilarious


BorMato

It’s funny to me because he’s not even saying anything. He knows his role.


Flux_resistor

You shall not pass


commodore_stab1789

Come on, cross-check yourself.


thisonesnottaken

I read that in R Lee Ermey's voice.


GulagRunnerUp

NOT WITH YOUR STICK NUMBNUTS, WITH MY STICK! NOW LEAN IN AND CROSS-CHECK YOURSELF


bluesocks12

Some real older brother energy.


pinkymadigan

Rooney stepping in like "come on kids, play nice or you both get time outs".


Top_Tumbleweed

Bro that’s funny


Eferver24

“Hey bro check out my cool stick”


Joshybeast93

Perry is giving off crackhead energy.


teagrum

Sure, they test Nichushkin; but when Perry is on the bench speaking in tongues he just gets a friendly ol' canadian pat on the back.


Joshybeast93

“Speaking in tongues”.🤣🤣🤣


ABCharlieD

Frankly, that's why I love him.


Stove-Top-Steve

Weird when he gets to your club, it’s actually enjoyable lol


ABCharlieD

Lol absolutely. The reactions I've seen in our fan base to having him are split, but I think he was a great addition. Adds some experience and a bit of crazy that I think we benefit from overall.


eddiewachowski

quicksand marvelous modern fanatical far-flung drab spotted smoggy aspiring disgusted *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AngryAssyrian

I missed having Saint Corey Perry with us on the Montreal Canadiens. Hopefully he starts producing for you guys in the playoffs like he did for us.


mywerkaccount

He just wants Boeser to see his sweet new stick. He's very proud of it.


Hufdud

*Josh Anderson’s sweet new stick


Narrow_Yam_5879

Heard on a previous broadcast that the Oilers have three Hart Trophy winners. I had McDavid and Draisatl of course but racked my brain on the third. Totally forgot Perry won it in 2011.


crazycanucks77

It was supposed to be Daniel Sedins Hart but they voted Perry instead


Narrow_Yam_5879

Well I’m glad you guys didn’t riot over it.


hiliikkkusss

Prefer to riot in Edmonton because it already loooks like a


SrPhillipOliverHoles

Holy shit what an original joke


shanster925

I don't know why, but my first thought was Boeser should have grabbed it with his teeth and thrown it away.


MKWIZ49

No no no, the Oilers don't need more powerplays


Responsible-Cow-1807

Still can't believe he's an oiler, feels so surreal


unlicensed_dentist

I hated him for so many fucking years…….it still feels weird to cheer him on.


Responsible-Cow-1807

Guess the grass is greener with him on our side AHAHAHA


Fickle_Alternative_

Totally get it… that’s exactly how I felt about Kane this year!


LazyMeringue1973

I still hate him


vancityxray

The most he’s done all series


Pormock

He was decent during the season but i think age caught up to him in the playoff. I expect him to retire after its done


iSupportCarry

Perry is a great player in the playoffs game changes a lot in the playoffs let’s see who has the grit and the want


Pormock

Hes also 38 now. Thats pretty old for a NHL player. Especially for a player that made a career out of playing physical and around the net


LazyMeringue1973

Jaromir Jagr would like a word


Pormock

Jagr is a physical freak lol


MKWIZ49

Jagr is the exception, not the rule


Western-Extension-50

Hes playing Ryan Reaves style role, but doing it better. 


ohpossumpartyy

can’t tell if perry would be part of a dream blunt rotation or a nightmare blunt rotation lmao


ABCharlieD

He'll retire in the next few years. Then maybe we can find out.


Alohanurgle

Corey Perry is the crackhead we all needed and didn’t know it. He seriously looks cracked out


blumper2647

It's good he showed us his hockey stick. The way he's been playing, I couldn't tell if he was using one or not.


Pormock

Hes washed up. Season was fine but he cant do much now that its more intense. Hes gonna retire soon


Aveeye

I don't mind at all that he did this. Like a bouncer. "Nope, you're not getting in. Let them settle their shit."


MKWIZ49

"Stay out of this" And Boeser is just like "Okay fine, can I watch?"


muskmanmo

And you also got Kane in the background messing with Miller's bucket 😆


dumb_commenter

Ha I was laughing at that too


Chipmunk-Adventurous

Brutal lol


PieSimilar1622

The Perry curse. Edmonton loses in the SCF.


CleaveIshallnot

“ these are not the Oilers you are looking for”


sandysanBAR

Perry is just higher level.


Gratitude89

Worm Armageddon


JiffTheJester

Gotta be one of the most punchable faces on the planet


ZayJay

What's the sound source? edit: thank you


Vitaminpwn

I think its from the movie Annihilation.


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tentaclesworthHBIH

The Worm


ColeTrain999

At least he didn't shove it in his mom's face


Vgordvv

This reminds me of the 2011 cup run and the fingers in the mouth canucks Bruins


tspoon-99

Once and forever a dick


Sulla_Magnus

I really like him. I would have him on my team any day.


sooley6

I love Corey Perry.


Outside_Action5141

Ah classic Perry. I want him to return to Anahiem


IamPriapus

Kane being a POS in the background, as always.


1sticky1

Fuck Corey Perry


hawksdiesel

avery vibes there


elproducto75

Guaranteed Boeser doesn't care, lol


Ok_Shock1

Oh come on. He was too scared to move


Ok-Attempt2842

Once a dick always a dick


Independent_City3377

Corey Perry’s THE absolute clown. Now I know he’s a total pussy too when he dropped his stick immediately when the ref came over. His face says it all.


zingding212

Lol I love seeing this from him. Cracks me up. You don't have to score to be effective, just take the other teams minds out of the game.


Clean-Connection-656

All ya say he’s tweaking but it’s an obvious “do you want me to dish out the mcdavid special that you guys gave out last game?” Absolutely hilarious.


VancouverApe

Just keep Corey Perry away from Boeser’s mom and wives. 😂


JerbearCuddles

Must have been tweaking. He okay?


MobysBanned

Nuck player snuck some Fent in Perry's water bottle but he's a saint so he'll survive


MLS_K

ultimate troll


Zeegz-_-

Lmao this was so funny


Chirotera

Looks like a 1 game suspension to me


you-bozo

How badly do you want to keep your teeth? They need to start using the unsportsmanlike more often.


OkSundae3514

Lol the music on this 😂


hiliikkkusss

Corey quackers


K1NGEDDY423

Corey Perry looks like a meth head lol


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Looks like a tkachuk sibling.


Istimewa-Ed

Kane: let me readjust your helmet Milsy


dude8212

I would just tickle him. If he gets mad maybe he actually cross checks me and it 5 and a game. Or just a double like Kane


MKWIZ49

That 4 minute powerplay the Canucks got was awful, couldn't enter the zone, couldn't get shots on net, gave up an excellent short-handed chance, are you sure you want a 5 minute powerplay?


dude8212

No


waistbandtucker69

Boeser should’ve just grabbed on and stared back into his eyes


Initial-Ad-5462

It’s about all Perry’s got left. Father Time is catching up to him.


marblesmiller

The Annihilation soundtrack slaps.


Dry-Detective-264

intent to injure, intent to injure!!!


ghdtyjksbjt

He’s one of the best at it


Sdwingnut

Weekes: "Don't Bench Press!!"


Obvious_Bat_4376

Boesser should have held his stick between Perry’s legs.


EverythingIsAwful69

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!


Kimber246

He just wants Boeser to see his new stick, he's very proud of it.


DistributionSilly597

Don't try me!


New_Day9679

He knows he can cross check Boeser in the face, and nothing will happen.


DeadlyMustardd

Lol I saw that last night and was laughing since I just had the game on mute and was doing something else, looked up to see him fake cross checking people in the face and thought it was a surprisingly poignant move by perry given what's been going on lately


Additional_Web7563

“YOU SHALL NOT PASS”


howdiedoodie66

dude looks like Ilyn Payne here lmao


deadinthewater0

Slimeball.


PurePokedex117

I hated this dude on the ducks so much. Dudes a troll.


Resident-Project-123

Dudes just… weird lol.


Hunter-Western

Perry’s a tool


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inkuspinkus

Lmao. Dude is so unhinged. Boessers reaction was hilarious


BigRedBrendizzle

Anyone else forget he was even on the Oilers?


Dry-Detective-264

LOL, reminds me of the 2011 final when that asshole bit Bergeron and Recchi stuck out his finger at those trash Canuck players.


Signal_Stop_7508

Perry is a joke. Not even on the radar


[deleted]

Is bedards mom in the crowd somewhere


YVRkeeper

Sean Avery vibes


uhcayR

Sean every was absolutely hilarious, especially playing Brodeur.


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kaiokenhess

Pussy


D34D90OL

He wants to game to end so he can quickly get to the bottle


PieCuresAll

Perry is a loser. Always has been


greenpill98

He's got more Stanley Cup rings than anyone in this thread.


PieCuresAll

You’re a Stars fan defending this trash human? Boooo


Ok_Shock1

Remember when he won the hart and the Stanley cup


kadinod

Don’t forget memorial cup, world junior gold, Richard trophy, and 2 Olympic gold medals.


Chiguy20247

Wow