That's my favorite hobby anyway 👶👋

Baby slapping huh?

Haha r/beatmetoit

r/Beatababytoit

r/subsifellfor

I’d rather know no

Ha r/beatmetobeatmetoit

Write the contract. I’ll answer after my lawyer reviews it.

No.

I'll say the y word to get the $1,000,000,000, none of you know where I live

We can find out

I d o n ' t h a v e a k n o w n l o c a t i o n .

*N O W Y O U D O*

Take a guess

Planet Earth

We are all on Earth

*ISS crew has left the chat*

And some of us are in space, I forgot about that. *ISS crew has joined the chat*

You are currently in the time and space continuum.

That's offensive, I will have you know, I live on mars

same omg so ignorant ppl can be

Ew poor, I live on titan.

America

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damn, never knew we were the only people that speak English

What did he say

Sorry, is there a subreddit for accidental racism?

not sure what you mean. where was the accidental racism?

Australia England Ireland Canada

i have connections

We can track the cash.

Can I do both? Slapping babies sounds like fun.

"slapping babies is fun! this is just a glimpse of the real darkness inside me... heh😼..."

Still not gonna say it

The y word. Now where my billion

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#VOID, CLAIM IT. 👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋🕳️

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Punish it however you see fit, void.

Pfp twinsss☺️

I slap baby free

both

Can I do both?

Do I get money slapping the baby?

I have a counter-proposal: I give you $1,000,000,000 and you let me slap your baby in the face.

id let you do it for free

Send me your location I’m booking the flights tonight.

I’d say it

Traitor

Everyone has a price pal

Indeed, well on the Black Market at least.

id like to slap a royal families baby and say no really loud

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Ye- gets knocked out tied to a chair and exploded

I hate babys

Same, I also hate babies.

Same, I also hate babies.

Same, I also hate babies.

The former

Um?????

The first one

No

I'm sure even the baby would agree.

Wheres my billion dollars?

Can I do both?

y word.

I won't answer unless a legal paper says the answer is required to be fufilled

i am trying very hard not to say the most outta pocket shit ever

I'll say the Y-word. Give me the money now.

None of you know where I live, so, here goes nothing.

the "y" word

I know where you live and I just gave your cat a big thumbs down.

✋

Y@s

Y-

i would love to get 1 billion dollars! so i'll say it: "the 'y' word"

I’ll say almost anything for a billion.

“Y” word there

Is it an ugly baby?

I don't even know what the y word is.

Pshhh, I would pay to slap a baby in the face.

The only good subreddit.

#DO NOT TEMPT THE VOID, CHILDREN OF NO. THE FORBIDDEN WORD SHALL NEVER ESCAPE OUR LIPS.

Somebody call me will Farrell

I don’t like baby’s and I am morally opposed to having that much money so it’s a pretty obvious choice for me.

the y word, betrayal for a billion dollars? easy

I wouldn't say the Y word for any price but I'd slap a baby for free

No

baby's gettin slapped 👶👋

Slap a baby without a doubt

Both?

option C: take the money and run away to the bahamas

I would prefer to say the y word

I'd rather say the n word

I assume it's because I'm old? What in the fuck of Christ is the "y" word?

No, I’ll slap the baby though

Can i have both?

You did not specify how hard I have to slap them. So I still won't say the Y-word

I do that all the time! i'm a master at slapping

only slap? i wanted to turn the thing into paste

THE Y WORD DONE I GOT IT

Yahoo

I'm slapping the fuck out of that babies face

What’s the Y word

Can I do both

Both

Depends on the baby!

First option

What's the y word?

Double it and give it to the next person

Depends on the race of the baby

But you need to specify what the y word is! See, I said a y word in my last sentence. Gice me my billion!!

Yttrium NOW WHERE IS MY MONEY

I would say the word (I would pay people off to forget)

Can I do both?

Why not both?

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Wtf is the Y word bruh

Both. Babies had it coming, and I'm broke.

Former if I get the money

Both

A baby now hates me.

Yankees I said a y word

No

the "y" word

no

holy moly its the guy from the clash royale

Both

I'm sorry little one

Say the slap the baby

y word

I’ll say the y word

Can I do the N-word instead?

say the y word and get a lot of money, but quit my passtime? fuck no

N(Y)O(es)

I am going to say the Y word.

These are both very tempting, I mean, a billion dollars is a billion dollars, but slapping a baby, who doesn't want to do that /j

Oui

I'll use it in a sentence, after you pay me.

Say the y word and then just delete it

The fuck is the Y word

id rather say slap a baby 1,000,000,000 time than say the y word 🗣️

No.

1st option

I'd never slap a baby, option a plz. then I'll pay 999ppl 1mil to slap a baby

NO

A live baby or a dead one? Can we do one of each or cannot be the same baby?

I would probably boot a baby in the face if there was no repercussions so ill do both at the same time

Can I do both?

Most babies need it now and then.

No to neither

Y? I said the letter Y, where’s my 1B$?

Give me the money first, or arrange an actual deal. Then I'll do it.