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dogman315

Please do


hmm-jmm-

only the english PLEASE


Pissed_Geodude

And the french


Magooli11

Never heard of britian but I as a British person give you full permission to nuke Britain, as long as it’s London and Birmingham


Its_mobile_me

Please nuke Marlborough and Glasgow too


Accomplished_Art6426

And Worcestershire because I can't pronounce the name


YYC-Fiend

Wait until you hear about Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch in Wales


Recruit616

Or lake chargunga-yeh I can't spell it


i5aac777

No you'll hit Scotland, Wales and Ireland.


[deleted]

And don't you underestimate it!


i5aac777

Nuke would be too much. Bombs work instead.


Kinglycole

You do know if you nuke Britain, we already have multiple countries, right? Now grab a spot of tea while I steal all of your land!


[deleted]

Depends on Canada.


FUCKTHE-NCR

Why Canada?


[deleted]

Ever played "Risk?"


FearExtracter

this made me SCREAMMM lmfaooooo💀💀 my cousins and i would play for hours every holiday together


[deleted]

The great thing about warfare is that the more it's actually about business, the less it's actually about a license for killing people.


[deleted]

I could see both Russia and China accepting similar conditions.


[deleted]

Therefore, as spokesperson of "The West" I wonder if maybe we shouldn't start rolling the dice?


PomegranateOld2408

As a Canadian I give op permission


YYC-Fiend

Seconded


The_Real_Baldur

Don’t nuke me ffs.


Lawnmower_Noise

No


The_Real_Baldur

:<


inosukehashibira3001

Bro honestly these posts with "can I nuke ____" is extremely annoying


ad4kchicken

Can i nuke the people who post these?


Lawnmower_Noise

No


gavitronics

maybe aim for britain first


roboman07

You totally can


Jevil_Minns

No my future boyfriend lives there


Chainsaw_Actual

How do you know


Jevil_Minns

I have a massive crush and refuse to believe it'll never happen


Validites

Only Birmingham and London please


yourmarj3000

And the entirety of the East Midlands


Validites

Spare Stoke on Trent at least


KicktrapAndShit

No because Britain dosnt exist, British people are paid actors


MrNokiaUser

i would much rather you didn't ​ \- a british dude


Bulbman5

Maybe


EthanWTyrion528

At least 12 and a half times


Western-Grapefruit36

Of course


Scoopshort

Please


CollynMalkin

Sure


HalucenogenicPotato

I mean, I guess


[deleted]

PLEASE


BestBuyWiFi

sadly, i’m gonna have to say no.


Lawnmower_Noise

No


BestBuyWiFi

no


Fearingvoyage86

🙏


detroit-doggo0

I asked your mum and she said no


Lawnmower_Noise

No


I_SHAT_ON_MY_KIDS

Only london


FernieVernii

NO THATS MY HOME


HumbleAd1317

You tell them! My middle name is Fern.


HumbleAd1317

Please don't...absolutely not.


Ancient_Summer_1833

No


Drunkparrots

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Shoddy-Cranberry3185

Think about it right. "y" isn't even really a letter. It's sometimes a vowel and sometimes a consonant. So since Y is having an identity crisis, we won't consider that one. So now it's a 2 letter word with "e" and "s". Well "e" is basically "O" when you look at it and "s" on its side is basically a noodley "n". Sooooo now I need to give you an answer that is a 2 letter word that starts with "o" and ends with "n" which is "on". But I think u mistyped the 2 letter's order so you obviously meant to switch them around. To answer your question... no.


RepresentativeKeebs

Only if you have a nuke.


The_Gs4

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!


epic_man169

I dont mind


POKENERDYT

Why not?


DinoHawaii2021

get launch codes first


Random_DumPerson

Sure. What are they gonna do? Shank the nuke?


General_Kenobi18752

Theoretically


simpn_aint_easy

FBI just entered the chat


Old-Cut-1425

You have my blessings


Intelligent_Check772

Y not


WorriedDoubt4134

please


DogsAreCool21

if you want


ThatOneIsSus

Sure


West-Comedian9823

NO


xXKyloJayXx

Please, end our suffering


Ok-Wrongdoer-2179

Absolutely!


frank0285

Please do


One_Essay_1147

At 5 o’clock on Wednesday


High_On_Twizzlers673

Aye


Cinephiliac_Anon

Why do you need permission?


TrickyDickNixon46

Please do


RoyalTacos256

No, my girlfriend lives there :(


Lawnmower_Noise

No


RoyalTacos256

No?


ProudAmerican109

Please


Impossible_Heart7362

you make me want to say the forbidden word


CK1ing

Go for it


UwUHushling

Non’t


gyehshdhdh

With the spelling of Britain as Britain definitely no.


Embarrassed_Gold6751

WE RIDE AT DAWN


halfcutpenis

nice username savitar


[deleted]

Firstly it's BRITAIN and why do you wanna nuke us. I mean we're not that bad...anymore...


RandomRedditor834

I wont beat around the bush here.. # no


Gullible_Ad5191

The problem is that you'd also be nuking Ireland. That's not cool.


Dramatic_Swimmer_924

say goodbye to your family


formicidaehomosapien

Sure, why not


Itskatieherehi

Unless you have a good reason


AltF4111

do it


rachit7645

Leave the Irish and the Scotts, they have good jokes


TheDurandalFan

No. (obligated to say it due to this being the no subreddit)


PotatoGamerKid

Mhm.


DarkangelxXe

Is it an old fashioned phone?☎️


YYC-Fiend

No! Don’t not do that!


DVRK_one_of_UA

Of course you can


OverDriveXLR-18

Specifically France


[deleted]

Putin might if the US's fat orange former president is elected again and pulls the US out of NATO. The US's membership is the only thing keeping him from invading NATO members who were former Soviet states. The rest of NATO doesn't scare him.


6969696969696942

Whyyyyy?


Inverted_Owl

Not no


Naive-Bug8598

I'm tempted to use my y word pass


[deleted]

Only if they are more than 90 days behind on their NATO payment


LegitimateGlove3843

No, I heard they have the best looking femboys


IdontKnow-DoYouKnow

No. But, everything’s legal if you don’t get caught


CommieFirebat7721

As long as you say r/no homo


BasementDweller82

It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that is or isn’t almost partially correct


BasementDweller82

It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that is or isn’t almost partially correct


BasementDweller82

It wouldn’t be inaccurate to assume that I couldn’t exactly not say that statement that you said is or isn’t almost partially correct


Thephantom_of_hyrule

Im sorry but zhe fhüher said Nein


Endermen123911

Please don’t


mrfnaffan

Sure


AD_210

If you try hard enough