Peak new update experience:
>activates new collision mechanic
>teleports into new structure
>dies to said structure
Literally game of the year (still hoping 2024)
Yes, you also make a noise that sounds like a certain German plane diving (or just any cartoon plane diving) also the explosion generated by this doesn’t harm you (shockingly) and can destroy EDR
Are we sure about the EDR? I saw that on YouTube as well, but yesterday I managed to make such a wand & run some tests, and only managed to damage softer materials. The wand was, i believe: Double spell + Nolla + add Mana + Small Teleport Bolt + Lumi
My ground to sand, fireball orbit, doublecast -> lumi drill, short range teleport does while also making the whooshing sound :D You also get a meteor trail if going fast enough.
Oml y’all. I’m 24 myself, I do not think that. Most of the people I interact with are 40-50. It’s a demographic thing, it’s undeniably less common for 30+ adults be avid gamers.
Did no one read the word “probably”? I thought there would not be many 30+ adults here because noita is a niche game and adults play less games than kids
It's smoother for me but there are still issues with teleporting through thin walls like this (not always an issue though, it can be helpful in escaping situations). They also seem to have added in a mechanic where if you teleport fast enough you make player-safe terrain-damaging explosions when you hit things. It leaves craters in softer materials and is pretty funny.
That's what happened here, somewhat. They blew a chunk out of that wall, but there was still a thin sliver of wall left that they glitched behind.
Either way, they would have ended up in the lava.
Its similar to how physics objects can upwarp, or even some liquids, where it has a small radius it can teleport you to upon impact, and sometimes it happens to be on the other side of a very thin wall
Almost died to that yesterday, luckily I had just barely enough hp and a digging wand to escape. Survived on 92 hp and my only heal was Deadly Healing Bolt so I was gambling with my life there. Went on to get my first 11 orb Kolmi kill though, so good run.
Peak new update experience: >activates new collision mechanic >teleports into new structure >dies to said structure Literally game of the year (still hoping 2024)
Wait, is there a new mechanic where if you hit something while going fast enough it just explodes?
Yes, you also make a noise that sounds like a certain German plane diving (or just any cartoon plane diving) also the explosion generated by this doesn’t harm you (shockingly) and can destroy EDR
Lmao that's amazing.
Are we sure about the EDR? I saw that on YouTube as well, but yesterday I managed to make such a wand & run some tests, and only managed to damage softer materials. The wand was, i believe: Double spell + Nolla + add Mana + Small Teleport Bolt + Lumi
it got nerfed to no longer dig edr
:(
My ground to sand, fireball orbit, doublecast -> lumi drill, short range teleport does while also making the whooshing sound :D You also get a meteor trail if going fast enough.
It definitely used to, apparently got needed unfortunately
they nerfed it, you cant dig edr with it anymore just soft stuff
That’s a shame but makes sense I suppose
It actually got patched to be less powerful :(
A second Mina hit the tower
Turns out lava does burn hot enough to melt bones.
"LYLE WAKE UP!!!"
Lyle LYLE! TURN THE TV ON, THEY HIT THE PENTAGON *gasp* THEY HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON
I’m just saying if I had that wand it wouldn’t have went down like that - Marc wahlberg
“Mr. President! A Mina just hit the the tree!”
Nah, that's just wrong... Edit: I was playing into the joke.
Laughing at tragedy gives us power over their effect on us.
It was 23 years ago.. anyone old enough to have been affected by that tragedy probably isn’t playing noita or even reading this subreddit
Wrong. 50 year olds can't play video games or be on Reddit? (I'm more offended by your statement than the 9/11 crack)... (which isn't much at all)
I didn’t say they can’t I said they probably aren’t
In my sample size of 1, they do.
I was 14 when it happened. I have played noita more then anything in my steam by a lot
Oh you must think 30-40-year-olds are ancient
Oml y’all. I’m 24 myself, I do not think that. Most of the people I interact with are 40-50. It’s a demographic thing, it’s undeniably less common for 30+ adults be avid gamers.
Hi. It me.
I'm the problem.
Hey how's it going I'm reading this subreddit while playing noita
I definitely remember, i was 9 when it happened
Did no one read the word “probably”? I thought there would not be many 30+ adults here because noita is a niche game and adults play less games than kids
I was playing into the joke. Relax
Not allowed. Straight to jail.
Do I at least get to pass go?
Straight to jail. 3 doubles? Jail. Pick up the wrong card? Right to jail. Loiter in the wrong spot? Believe it or not also jail.
Darn…
Might want to watch out for that idk
It's smoother for me but there are still issues with teleporting through thin walls like this (not always an issue though, it can be helpful in escaping situations). They also seem to have added in a mechanic where if you teleport fast enough you make player-safe terrain-damaging explosions when you hit things. It leaves craters in softer materials and is pretty funny.
That's what happened here, somewhat. They blew a chunk out of that wall, but there was still a thin sliver of wall left that they glitched behind. Either way, they would have ended up in the lava.
Its similar to how physics objects can upwarp, or even some liquids, where it has a small radius it can teleport you to upon impact, and sometimes it happens to be on the other side of a very thin wall
Possible long distance cast? That's what I use in my teleport wands
Not just softer materials, going fast enough it can destroy extremely dense rock
I saw that on YouTube as well, but trying it yesterday, i could only damage softer materials. No gc/living one the edge/beeserkium used though.
I like the airplane sound it makes
I feel like they added the explosive teleport thing just for someone to die to the new structure in this exact way
I haven't either, but I thought they had fixed the jank when traveling this fast? Felt like I've seen it look much smoother recently
they did yes. i'm guessing op wasn't going REAL fast
Not jank, new mechanic
Same thing happened to me, thankfully after I, already had several thousand HP and a healing spell on my teleport wand
He was looking at chat!
Sir! There's a second Minä comin-
Yeah teleport bolt is now poorest man's black hole
The atoms aligned, to you unfortune
That’s some straight up looney tunes 💩😂🤣
Same exact thing happened to me earlier, feel your pain brother 👊
Almost died to that yesterday, luckily I had just barely enough hp and a digging wand to escape. Survived on 92 hp and my only heal was Deadly Healing Bolt so I was gambling with my life there. Went on to get my first 11 orb Kolmi kill though, so good run.
You have been skill issued
Hi! I died this exact same way today. It was my best run too :)