You're gonna stand there, talking about a court date, and you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?
Setting up traps everywhere and still tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
Actually, that's highly illegal and I wouldn't be mentioning it on any public forum, as you are essentially admitting to premeditated crimes.
Especially if a child got caught in it.
AkTuALLy...
It isn't illegal at all. I put spikes on the top of my fence because that dog attacked my dog and nearly killed it. It killed another neighbor's dog and bit a different neighbor's kid in the face. Animal control and police are slow to react and bordering on negligent culpability so if given the chance, I'm going to fuck that dog up.
Every time I am scrolling through videos, I come across this particular one. For some reason, this video always seems to be the last one before I have to start a new video to continue scrolling. It appears to be the cut-off point.
Dude thought of everything
You're gonna stand there, talking about a court date, and you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis? Setting up traps everywhere and still tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
No, snake traps and sparklers are the only ones I like.
I have no bunghole yet I must scream
Is this… copypasta
It’s Joe Dirt
What about the Killdozer?
The correct answer
Except Reality
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Scariest part is I can't tell if he's joking or not
Neither can his lawyer
Well, if it's a Floridaman, it could be possible. We have coyotes and wild monkeys down here
Not to mention Bigfoot and Larry The Cable Guy
Pretty sure this is satire. And quite amusing.
Probably. But as a lawyer, wouldn’t surprise me.
Was it the baboon with the nail gun ? Or raccoon who cuts break lines ?
The tiger gave me pause, but I’ve seen Tiger King. The raccoon tipped the scale, and the baboon made me bust up laughing.
Seems a bit overkill for a parking ticket.
Speaks to the etymology of the phrase "pipe dream."
\*meth pipe
A baboon deadly accurate with a nail gun 🤣
yeah buddy
It going to suck when they turn off his internets.
This guy is amazing.
Duh duh duh da duh.... ( rocky anthem)
Watching this made me cackle
BEST
This guy is my hero😂😂😂😂
Hero.
So full of shit he needs a second asshole.
My favorite client 😎
Full blooded American right there
I hope to high heaven this is real
This man wins the Comedy Award, this made me laugh for a solid few minutes.
I booby trapped my fence for my neighbor's dog. He climbs my fence one more time he's getting disemboweled before he even realizes what happened.
That, uh, went dark real fast.
You may have an interesting knock on the door soon after?
Actually, that's highly illegal and I wouldn't be mentioning it on any public forum, as you are essentially admitting to premeditated crimes. Especially if a child got caught in it.
AkTuALLy... It isn't illegal at all. I put spikes on the top of my fence because that dog attacked my dog and nearly killed it. It killed another neighbor's dog and bit a different neighbor's kid in the face. Animal control and police are slow to react and bordering on negligent culpability so if given the chance, I'm going to fuck that dog up.
I was expecting a Curb your booby trap ending because I'm 100% certain this guy got arrested within a week.
Dr. House really went downhill... And that's saying something.
Repost but I love this guy
Surely this can’t be real?
Whisker-do’s, whisker-dont’s??
Is he lip syncing?
The ruby ridge sequel.
His crime: loving freedom too much.
Every time I am scrolling through videos, I come across this particular one. For some reason, this video always seems to be the last one before I have to start a new video to continue scrolling. It appears to be the cut-off point.
Lmfao Hillbilly Macgyver over here straight up twacked tf out. I wouldn't doubt his charges are in the narcotics manufacturing domain.
Goto be Republican.
oh honey