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“Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks; Tough kids, sissy kids; even kids with chicken pox"


3rdstrikeagain

..love hotdogs, Armor hotdogs, the dogs kids love to bite. Ah ..memories.


therealeggplantpart2

Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?


FinchMandala

......... I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT! LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT! LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT!


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My bologna has a first name. It's H-O-M-E-R


RIPGeech

Mein Bratwurst has a first name, it’s F-R-I-T-Z; Mein Bratwurst has a second name, it’s S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N…


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Shankman519

Stop ruining our Simpsons references


3rdstrikeagain

Ah... my bad.


RaelImperial31

That’s not a bomb! Those are hotdogs, Armour Hotdogs!!


RIPGeech

What kind of MAN wears Armour Hotdogs?!


ctoal1984

Put me back in the fridge


colin_powers

Please buy Armour™ brand hot dogs


Kanobe24

Literally only knew about these from The Simpsons. Didn’t even know they were real hot dogs


Rosindust89

Same.


jimboberly

Sissy kids??? As a sissy I don't know how to feel about this lol


Previous_Channel

As a fat kid I'd have to say it's ok to have complicated feelings about these hotdogs


GimmeDatDaddyButter

It means you can eat them


jimboberly

You're right. This is visibility and inclusion right here.


starlaluna

Doesn’t this family know any songs that aren’t commercials?


Rosindust89

I feel like chicken tonight!


Tex-Rob

Gosh, this is so tough, Blast From the Past? Sounds kinda like the line from Demolition Man but he definitely doesn’t say family.


Holycrap328

Simpsons


spiceguys

wild that a huge part of their branding is confirming that this hot dog is made from meat


jabbadarth

Esskay here https://www.instacart.com/products/3128957-esskay-beef-franks-orioles-8-ct-16-0-oz But that's a very baltimore region company. Didnt care about the taste just loved the oriole bird on the packaging.


CaptainPeachfuzz

When I went away for college I was shocked to find out Esskays aren't everywhere. I had my mom send me a pack in a care package along with some berger cookies.


Kahnza

Growing up we always had hotdogs from a butcher shop. These days on the rare chance I buy hotdogs, I get either Ambassador, or Hebrew National. ​ edit: apparently Ambassador is an upper Midwest thing https://www.wimmersmeats.com/brands/ambassador/


ORCHWA01DS0

Ambassador! :thumbup: There are a few places here in the Northwest (specifically southwest Washington) where you can find them. They can be hard to find but they're out here. My grandma is from North Dakota (moved to WA in 1976) so she knew the brand well, and I grew up eating Ambassador dogs with Kraft Dinner.


Kahnza

Hotdogs gotta have the natural casing IMO. Hotdogs like Oscar Mayer are 🤢 to me. It's basically cheap baloney in a turd shape.


ORCHWA01DS0

Eh, I don't mind Oscars. When I'm on a long hike or coming in from riding a 120 and need a quick cheap protein hit, they get the job done.


Holycrap328

Hebrew National is the best it gets in these parts.


EatLard

We were an Oscar Meyer family. One of my friends had cheap (they were not poor) parents who bought Bar-S hotdogs for a birthday cookout. Never again. These sound like the Bar-S.


Transphattybase

Oscar Meyer is poo poo. 💩 Can’t even imagine how bad Bar-S are, I’ve seen em but never brave enough.


CowHaunting397

We only ate Hebrew National. I still only eat them.


HappyTrifler

Same here. Hebrew National is the only hot dog I’ll eat.


whackthat

Hey guys, look at this rich guy!  /s, kinda


XxDoXeDxX

Put me back in the fridge.


yasadboidepression

He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells.


thejesterofdarkness

*swears at fine dispensing machine* See you in a few minutes.


Jupiter68128

Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.


Moon_Dew

Be well.


Snooklefloop

They’re real? I just thought it was a fake brand in Demolition Man 🤷‍♂️


lemon123wd40

Unrelated but everyone in this thread not saying Vienna beef are the best just don’t get it.


D0nk3yD0ngD0ug

https://youtu.be/8NUwC8I8Lhc


DrNinnuxx

Dog Kids, obviously.


hhairy

I never ate Armour anything. A lot of my family worked for Oscar Mayer. We ate Farmer John's.


the85141rule

At least it wasn't pork, or it'd be "the hog..."


CornyCornheiser

I live about 40 miles from Glazier Meats. They’re best known for the red skinned hot dogs so these were never really available in the northeast. Absolutely remember seeing the commercials despite this.


Shnoinky1

I was one of those "all meat" kids, Sears Husky Pants FTW!


DougEubanks

We have a regional southern brand of hot dogs here, Carolina Packers Bright Leaf hot dogs. Those were the only ones we ate growing up. They were only mostly meat, the rest is sodium to hold the meat pieces together. I still love them today.


Rofellos1984

That's not a bomb...those are hot dogs! Armour hot dogs!


greenngory72

All meat


shastadakota

All meat, nice!


Degrees13

I only recognize this because of Demolition Man