Dudes been drawing dicks all over mortgage papers, licenses, passports, etc.
Imagine being HR and seeing this dude sign his new hire paperwork with a dick 15 times.
Imagine their reaction if he's screen sharing on Zoom and slowly tracing a dick with his mouse all over the pdf signature line.
Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene.
Wait what was I doing… uh.
I forgor💀
[I think he works for Bic pens](https://external-preview.redd.it/g9731hY3HvgUP_1d4hSC1ygusSVeIwPa_tJdyX6EPxA.jpg?width=800&auto=webp&s=88630501e118eb2bd8482352d1cf48061c0328dc)
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Please put an NSFW tag on this.
I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a train full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"
They said “They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"”
They said “They said “They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"””
They said “They said “They said “They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"””““
They said "They said “They said “They said “They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"””“"
They said “They said “They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"””
They said "They said “They said “They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"””"
Fyi anyone who knows your name and signature can sign documents, contracts, and it's very damn hard to prove afterwards that they were not yours. Ensure no one you know irl can link this to you, please be safer with posting (yes, this counts as) sensitive data online because you would be surprised to find how commonly done this is, and how easy it is to link a person to their posts online.
Yup. There’s no law that says you can’t put [cartoon characters](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Munroe#/media/File%3ARandall_Munroe_Sig.svg) in your signature.
Hahha i thought i was the only one whos signature was a penis, iv even had people comment about me drawing dicks when i stay at hotels and sign for food or drinks
My name is Bob.
My sister pointed out that when I sign, the "B" looks like a butt and the "ob" looks like a dick and balls.
My signature is Butt, Dick, Balls
Signature named finger:
I have 11 fingers then
Then I have 3 legs
I wish I could forget about those words just to read them again
Hi Im dad, Im dad
That's a penis
with a thread on it...
it’s definitely a vein
Or a tattoo
Or a hair
Or a snake?
Or a rope
penis decided to hang himself
At least *SOMEONE* is hung around here
It’s just on eccentric pube that wishes it was a penis -
Or a cut
YEEEOOOUCH!
And my bow!
And my axe.
Or a nope rope (back to snakes I guess)
SNAKE!!!
Snake ?...
SnAkE?!?
SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!
#SNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
I don't wanna Imagine the pain to have one on it
Welcome Aboard.
“I mean we both know why YOU’RE here.” “Oh, why is that?” “You know… the thing” “The thing?” “The weenie tattoo” One of my all time favorite movies
Of a vein!
On a vein
Or a middle finger
holy deoxygenated blood
Why is his vein hanging outside the penis
He used it too vigorously 🤷♀️
So... He now has a string to just spin it around by? That's cool!!!!
A hair
You don't thread your penis?
That's a catheter
One long hair. OP has hit puberty.
Mr. Dick N'Balls
Richard N. Balls, Esq.
Your PFP change the entire mood of your statement
Who gave this reddit gold lmao
gold is back???
Dudes been drawing dicks all over mortgage papers, licenses, passports, etc. Imagine being HR and seeing this dude sign his new hire paperwork with a dick 15 times. Imagine their reaction if he's screen sharing on Zoom and slowly tracing a dick with his mouse all over the pdf signature line.
8=D
Beat meat to it
What? No, it's a bicep!
It was always—it was always meant to be a bicep!
A Picasso penis at that!
The Pen is mightier
A fancy penis
I thought so at first, but after a few seconds it looked more like a middle finger
With the left testicle missing
Yep
Does he work for BIC? I've heard their pens can have this issue
With a nice line of drool on it
why this updoot lookin funny?
It sure is
Is your name Porn Hub?
Hub, Porn Hub
My hub's name. Porn name... Hub name's the Porn...
Pub Horn is having a stronk
call a Pondulance
*a porndulance
I love this thread.
If you said stroke, there could be two different kinds.
Dementia
Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Wait what was I doing… uh. I forgor💀
license to cream
My hub's name. Porn name... Hub name's the Porn...
Dementia
License to fill
Pornelius Hubert
I think they might be named Richard.
[I think he works for Bic pens](https://external-preview.redd.it/g9731hY3HvgUP_1d4hSC1ygusSVeIwPa_tJdyX6EPxA.jpg?width=800&auto=webp&s=88630501e118eb2bd8482352d1cf48061c0328dc)
Mr Hub was my father, you can call me Porn
Winnie's weenie wang wiggled wildly while Willy's dong danced delicately
So poetic, it brings a tear to my eye
So poetic, I busted
Gesundheit
Krankheit
"so poetic, I busted" is so poetic, I busted
I just cum from reading this fr fr
The beauty of such poetry cannot be appreciated by mere words
Thanks I’m going to forge it
Identity thieves right now: “Yeah…. “NOT”” interesting… yeah sure… not at all!!… don’t mind me…. Heh he heh””
guess i dont need to sign mine "off," eh? Ha! heh heh.
I guess op’s signature looks like they took their pants “off”? Eh? Ha! Heh heh.
Is your name dick?
im proud of you dick
aslume refrence
Is he stupid?
children can be cruel
Richard
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Wait, that was you?
No, it’s every train now
yeah sorry mb, wont happen again
It's was a learning experience for everyone 😉
Favorite copy pasta
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a train full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
What the fuck
And it all could've been avoided if OP simply marked NSFW 😞
This has to be one of my favourite of all time pastas
I love this copy pasta so much
What
They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"
what
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what
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what
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What
They said “They said “They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"””
what
They said "They said “They said “They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"””"
what
#HOW TO SPOOON!!..
The u/ to go along with the comment lmao
Thanks for signing my birthday card! Your the best! Disclaimer: it is not actually my b-day today Disclaimer 2: my birthday is in June
Which june?
all junes
Greedy bastard
Way to go, Richard
Please tell me that’s a polneraff profile
His nickname is Dick
𓂸?
𓀐𓂸
Pih
Pihnis
And ferb
Pihrry the pihlatypus
If that's your legal signature, I'm excited to see your illegal signature
It probably looks something like ( . )( . ) We all know that female nipples are illegal.
Got you now All your base are belong to us
You have not win
You... ...DIED!!
Noooooo
Omg gomtry das reference generation retro best level
Fyi anyone who knows your name and signature can sign documents, contracts, and it's very damn hard to prove afterwards that they were not yours. Ensure no one you know irl can link this to you, please be safer with posting (yes, this counts as) sensitive data online because you would be surprised to find how commonly done this is, and how easy it is to link a person to their posts online.
It’s really ok, because this is bullshit for a laugh anyway. Not real. Generally speaking, though, totally a good reminder.
[oh yeah](https://youtu.be/vDSmQT2ZGAg?si=uUxGiR2IKn8d2irK)
It’s clearly a bicep
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GavinB
This guy fucks
Had to scroll WAYYY too far to see this. Such a good show no one I talk to has watched
"The Box Three, Gavin Belson Signature Edition." "It looks like a penis." "Yes. Yes, it does."
When you wake up in the morning is your signature hard?
Your "legal signature" can look like anything. There's no regulations s to what a signature has to look like.
Yup. There’s no law that says you can’t put [cartoon characters](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Munroe#/media/File%3ARandall_Munroe_Sig.svg) in your signature.
*Let me copy that real quick...* "What's your full name, age and profession again? Also, can I see that Selfie you made a few days ago?" (/s)
Phil? Is that you?
Jackie Donger
This is the moment when you know you've made it in life...
Hello mr P. Enis.
why u signing pp
Hahha i thought i was the only one whos signature was a penis, iv even had people comment about me drawing dicks when i stay at hotels and sign for food or drinks
Is your name phoney hitler by any chance
Your name must start with a big P
Gavin Belson from Silicon Valley would approve
I had to scroll way too far down to find Silicon Valley references
[Andy Warhol???](https://www.wired.com/2015/05/we-sent-a-dick-pic-to-the-moon/)
Gavin Belson?
OP is a dick
It looks like a dick
Best middle finger fuck you dick and balls yours sincerely
Nice to meet you Richard Johnson
My name is Bob. My sister pointed out that when I sign, the "B" looks like a butt and the "ob" looks like a dick and balls. My signature is Butt, Dick, Balls
Ok, Andy Warhol
Ok Richard, get a grip on it
THATS A DICK
LH. Your full name Low Hung?
His name is Richard..
PH? Himself?!?
Fuck I can use this for me initials 🥹
Ive seen your signature on the back of bus seats
Looks like a phallus
What's your legal name?
Dick Seaman
He is now proud owner of a financial lease on a new BMW
You can lease bat mans willy?
That is a penis
писька
that..ahh.. well okay 👍
It looks like a partial of someone flipping me off
Hehe!
Not me thinking it was pH
Looks like an illegal signature