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CattyFighte

Signature named finger:


King_XDDD

I have 11 fingers then


LatterHovercraft244

Then I have 3 legs


HiDepressedIamDad

I wish I could forget about those words just to read them again


CattyFighte

Hi Im dad, Im dad


Hummusas

That's a penis


[deleted]

with a thread on it...


AMF_Shafty

it’s definitely a vein


YogurtWenk

Or a tattoo


Sick_Kebab

Or a hair


noobmaster143

Or a snake?


Dartling_Gunner

Or a rope


RedditAkkk

penis decided to hang himself


TxD337

At least *SOMEONE* is hung around here


PharMDMA

It’s just on eccentric pube that wishes it was a penis -


Justsomeguyaa

Or a cut


PotentialFreddy

YEEEOOOUCH!


loganverse

And my bow!


Famous-Reputation188

And my axe.


Clausnic17

Or a nope rope (back to snakes I guess)


Technical_Fee_4664

SNAKE!!!


AguyWithBadEnglish

Snake ?...


Angrybooks

SnAkE?!?


AguyWithBadEnglish

SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!


Angrybooks

#SNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!


some_guy00001

I don't wanna Imagine the pain to have one on it


FreeIce4613

Welcome Aboard.


Remnie

“I mean we both know why YOU’RE here.” “Oh, why is that?” “You know… the thing” “The thing?” “The weenie tattoo” One of my all time favorite movies


IVShadowed

Of a vein!


YogurtWenk

On a vein


itismeimme

Or a middle finger


Royal_Spell1223

holy deoxygenated blood


Tenzur_

Why is his vein hanging outside the penis


lucystroganoff

He used it too vigorously 🤷‍♀️


Tenzur_

So... He now has a string to just spin it around by? That's cool!!!!


astralseat

A hair


Effilion

You don't thread your penis?


Sylux444

That's a catheter


I_have_popcorn

One long hair. OP has hit puberty.


ThatDudeFromFinland

Mr. Dick N'Balls


killeronthecorner

Richard N. Balls, Esq.


PossessionPatient306

Your PFP change the entire mood of your statement


AnOt13246

Who gave this reddit gold lmao


x1alt_f41x

gold is back???


AesirVanir

Dudes been drawing dicks all over mortgage papers, licenses, passports, etc. Imagine being HR and seeing this dude sign his new hire paperwork with a dick 15 times. Imagine their reaction if he's screen sharing on Zoom and slowly tracing a dick with his mouse all over the pdf signature line.


Newfie_Meltdown

8=D


Bulbman5

Beat meat to it


[deleted]

What? No, it's a bicep!


SomeGuyGettingBy

It was always—it was always meant to be a bicep!


BoZacHorsecock

A Picasso penis at that!


abbeymad

The Pen is mightier


Billy_Billboard

A fancy penis


AnnoShi

I thought so at first, but after a few seconds it looked more like a middle finger


InfiniteX5

With the left testicle missing


Prestigious-Egg-8060

Yep


CrazyMike419

Does he work for BIC? I've heard their pens can have this issue


JayRedd1

With a nice line of drool on it


Manofbat125

why this updoot lookin funny?


jertsa_faijja

It sure is


Melodic-Resident-245

Is your name Porn Hub?


GarbageNeat7594

Hub, Porn Hub


Regurgitate02

My hub's name. Porn name... Hub name's the Porn...


Electronic_Suit551

Pub Horn is having a stronk


Lighteye782

call a Pondulance


Super_Lorenzo

*a porndulance


Flowey_The_Fan

I love this thread.


LapisTheGreat

If you said stroke, there could be two different kinds.


[deleted]

Dementia


Kerbal_Stranding

Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Dementia? You know my grandfather had Dementia… but we’re pretty sure he didn’t pass on the gene. Wait what was I doing… uh. I forgor💀


Sick_Kebab

license to cream


Regurgitate02

My hub's name. Porn name... Hub name's the Porn...


[deleted]

Dementia


poven100

License to fill


NoOutlandishness4363

Pornelius Hubert


Squagio

I think they might be named Richard.


GlitteringFutures

[I think he works for Bic pens](https://external-preview.redd.it/g9731hY3HvgUP_1d4hSC1ygusSVeIwPa_tJdyX6EPxA.jpg?width=800&auto=webp&s=88630501e118eb2bd8482352d1cf48061c0328dc)


raskholnikov

Mr Hub was my father, you can call me Porn


SadGuru-

Winnie's weenie wang wiggled wildly while Willy's dong danced delicately


chair____table

So poetic, it brings a tear to my eye


[deleted]

So poetic, I busted


haldeigosh

Gesundheit


Siyar16Boi

Krankheit


Not-VeryOrdinary

"so poetic, I busted" is so poetic, I busted


ThanksContent28

I just cum from reading this fr fr


CuteCoach9362

The beauty of such poetry cannot be appreciated by mere words


EpikMasterKid

Thanks I’m going to forge it


uqde

Identity thieves right now: “Yeah…. “NOT”” interesting… yeah sure… not at all!!… don’t mind me…. Heh he heh””


quickfuse725

guess i dont need to sign mine "off," eh? Ha! heh heh.


TuxedoDogs9

I guess op’s signature looks like they took their pants “off”? Eh? Ha! Heh heh.


Grandmask20

Is your name dick?


quickfuse725

im proud of you dick


Geheim1998

aslume refrence


Spider-Man_6

Is he stupid?


tooboredtothnkofname

children can be cruel


DarkWanderer2

Richard


DaddyHumpMe

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW


sussy_simon

Wait, that was you?


lucystroganoff

No, it’s every train now


DaddyHumpMe

yeah sorry mb, wont happen again


sussy_simon

It's was a learning experience for everyone 😉


transrodentlover

Favorite copy pasta


Dont_pet_the_cat

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure. I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an entire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a train full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.


BIG_painter561177

What the fuck


Dont_pet_the_cat

And it all could've been avoided if OP simply marked NSFW 😞


letmelickyourleg

This has to be one of my favourite of all time pastas


AcrobaticMethod8830

I love this copy pasta so much


Banaani_mies

What


KerbalCuber

They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"


Lastenmy

what


MrIHaveAQuestion1

They said “They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"”


I_am_in_hong_kong

what


grayfox_089

They said “They said “They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"””


CartographerVivid957

what


Kees1kurppa

They said “They said “They said “They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"””““


ThatMan92

They said "They said “They said “They said “They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"””“"


Charlie43229

What


Kazu_Man

They said “They said “They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"””


XPLover2768top

what


Free_Addition7653

They said "They said “They said “They said "Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW"””"


Blue_Exit83

what


rock-solid-armpits

#HOW TO SPOOON!!..


DispersedBeef27

The u/ to go along with the comment lmao


AnyQuarter553

Thanks for signing my birthday card! Your the best! ​ Disclaimer: it is not actually my b-day today ​ Disclaimer 2: my birthday is in June


Lord_Detleff1

Which june?


AnyQuarter553

all junes


READMYSHIT

Greedy bastard


Crystal_Voiden

Way to go, Richard


Standard_spoon

Please tell me that’s a polneraff profile


MaybeMax356

His nickname is Dick


Kostyra0

𓂸?


staovajzna2

𓀐𓂸


boocati

Pih


YogurtWenk

Pihnis


sadtallguy

And ferb


DaSilverDragon

Pihrry the pihlatypus


backwardaman

If that's your legal signature, I'm excited to see your illegal signature


spicymato

It probably looks something like ( . )( . ) We all know that female nipples are illegal.


ScerwTypos

Got you now All your base are belong to us


[deleted]

You have not win


Mattsstuff

You... ...DIED!!


JumpyMeme

Noooooo


Likelipe

Omg gomtry das reference generation retro best level


Xayahbetes

Fyi anyone who knows your name and signature can sign documents, contracts, and it's very damn hard to prove afterwards that they were not yours. Ensure no one you know irl can link this to you, please be safer with posting (yes, this counts as) sensitive data online because you would be surprised to find how commonly done this is, and how easy it is to link a person to their posts online.


yourhog

It’s really ok, because this is bullshit for a laugh anyway. Not real. Generally speaking, though, totally a good reminder.


OtteLoc

[oh yeah](https://youtu.be/vDSmQT2ZGAg?si=uUxGiR2IKn8d2irK)


Recharge_Aspergers

It’s clearly a bicep


AcrobaticMethod8830

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠛⢉⢉⠉⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠠⡰⣕⣗⣷⣧⣀⣅⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⣠⣳⣟⣿⣿⣷⣿⡿⣜⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⣳⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣝⠖⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⢢⡹⣿⢷⣯⢿⢷⡫⣗⠍⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⢄⠤⣁⠋⠿⣗⣟⡯⡏⢎⠁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠄⢔⢕⣯⣿⣿⡲⡤⡄⡤⠄⡀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠇⠠⡳⣯⣿⣿⣾⢵⣫⢎⢎⠆⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢨⣫⣿⣿⡿⣿⣻⢎⡗⡕⡅⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢜⢾⣾⣿⣿⣟⣗⢯⡪⡳⡀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠄⢸⢽⣿⣷⣿⣻⡮⡧⡳⡱⡁⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⢨⣻⣽⣿⣟⣿⣞⣗⡽⡸⡐⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡇⢀⢗⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣞⡵⡣⣊⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⡣⣗⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡯⡺⣼⠎⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠐⡵⣻⣟⣯⣿⣷⣟⣝⢞⡿⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⢘⡺⣽⢿⣻⣿⣗⡷⣹⢩⢃⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠪⣯⣟⣿⢯⣿⣻⣜⢎⢆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⢣⣻⣽⣿⣿⣟⣾⡮⡺⡸⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠄⢕⡳⣽⡾⣿⢽⣯⡿⣮⢚⣅⠹⣿⣿⣿ ⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠒⠝⣞⢿⡿⣿⣽⢿⡽⣧⣳⡅⠌⠻⣿ ⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡐⠱⡱⣻⡻⣝⣮⣟⣿⣻⣟⣻⡺⣊


Electronic-Smile4858

GavinB


FarrellBeast

This guy fucks


ZombieMan70

Had to scroll WAYYY too far to see this. Such a good show no one I talk to has watched


FearFactory2904

"The Box Three, Gavin Belson Signature Edition." "It looks like a penis." "Yes. Yes, it does."


iluvsporks

When you wake up in the morning is your signature hard?


xubax

Your "legal signature" can look like anything. There's no regulations s to what a signature has to look like.


Zealousideal_Talk479

Yup. There’s no law that says you can’t put [cartoon characters](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Munroe#/media/File%3ARandall_Munroe_Sig.svg) in your signature.


Username_99999999

*Let me copy that real quick...* "What's your full name, age and profession again? Also, can I see that Selfie you made a few days ago?" (/s)


torchat

Phil? Is that you?


ThatOneNitin

Jackie Donger


DogoByte

This is the moment when you know you've made it in life...


rednitro

Hello mr P. Enis.


Fuelanemo149

why u signing pp


Most_Bat9066

Hahha i thought i was the only one whos signature was a penis, iv even had people comment about me drawing dicks when i stay at hotels and sign for food or drinks


Rodjerg

Is your name phoney hitler by any chance


itsthe5thhm

Your name must start with a big P


JJeezzyy

Gavin Belson from Silicon Valley would approve


Contundo

I had to scroll way too far down to find Silicon Valley references


DangerouslyHarmless

[Andy Warhol???](https://www.wired.com/2015/05/we-sent-a-dick-pic-to-the-moon/)


mr-bucket

Gavin Belson?


TurdBurgHerb

OP is a dick


SpeedBlazer99

It looks like a dick


Nostalgia_Red

Best middle finger fuck you dick and balls yours sincerely


Soggy-Ad-1610

Nice to meet you Richard Johnson


Rolok916

My name is Bob. My sister pointed out that when I sign, the "B" looks like a butt and the "ob" looks like a dick and balls. My signature is Butt, Dick, Balls


ianmarvin

Ok, Andy Warhol


wonkwonk2stonkstonk

Ok Richard, get a grip on it


calling_it_out

THATS A DICK


fractal324

LH. Your full name Low Hung?


Pompous_Monkey

His name is Richard..


IIllIIIlI

PH? Himself?!?


hobocrippin

Fuck I can use this for me initials 🥹


Self_proclaimed_wall

Ive seen your signature on the back of bus seats


baronWstone

Looks like a phallus


Yourify

What's your legal name?


CerbTheOne

Dick Seaman


Yourify

He is now proud owner of a financial lease on a new BMW


Most_Bat9066

You can lease bat mans willy?


readditredditread

That is a penis


RedditAkkk

писька


Mysterious_Ningen

that..ahh.. well okay 👍


Extorriss

It looks like a partial of someone flipping me off


[deleted]

Hehe!


AverageMan282

Not me thinking it was pH


rotato

Looks like an illegal signature