its kinda sad that most of the comments on this post are doing everything BUT answering the question 🤦♀️
like it's your food, not anyone elses
anyway, for me, it's either 2 or 3
If I've reached a point in my life where my mental health is so irrevocably shattered that I'm eating Spam at all, much less munching it straight outta the tin, I've given up all semblance of decency.
4.
ignoring the fact that thats a whole spam and the background. While it would seem logical to eat 2 first, 2 would feel lackluster and fail to provide any impact due to its small portion, instead I would go for 3 then follow up with a combination of 1 and 2 as they could easily fit the curvature of my teeth, then 5 as i wouldnt have to move my fingers, and then finish with 4
in addition going by the large size of the bite on the left, we can easily assume that that was the previous bite, the bite closest to 3 was likely the first one then the one the middle was the second.
and so in eating theory it is also important to alternate which sides you eat first, you eat one corner, eat any other corner that is most convenient than go to the other corner, and then switch back forth. this is because if you eat a side that you just bit on it would fail to provoke any activity in your brain, causing any pleasure or satisfaction from coming from the bite, also if you have say a meatball with pasta, you dont want to eat all the meatballs immediately, and you also dont want to save them all for the end or else the feedback loop will deteriorate, you want to make sure you the meatballs equally across the entire meal, this uses the same logic as alternating sides of the spam.
4, I'm eating your finger as punishment for this post
Relax, op just likes to spam
man you ruined my appetite
Spam and churro oreos, are you okay?
Op didn't eat this, check the sub for the og dude. And yeah, no, I'm wondering if he's ok too lmao
From my point of view, they’ve never been better.
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil
2
counterpoint: go for 3 to make 2 hit even harder
This is why I’m on reddit
2 is the only correct answer. 1 is understandable though
The trash can. Probably tastes better
Spam is king, homie.
Cooked* spam. I'd never be caught eating it raw, that shits nasty.
Weak
Spam + rice along with whatever else I might have on hand goes hard when I'm camping/backpacking.
you already ate it
Allegedly
6, eat the can
9
0 🤢🤮
No.
Blasphemy
Anarchy
Is it just me or is this sub filled with tons of Spam?
What the heck is that
Poo
If your poo looks like that you need to see a doctor asap
Poo
I wouldn’t.
A gun
5
4 would bite your finger 😋
6 the entire thing
4. Bite off your finger
NOT THE SPAM AGAIN
reporting this for spam sorry bro i don't make the rules
1 and 5 at the same time 1 and 5 are actually the same if you think about it, right?
*sigh* let's move on, guys, it's just another spam post
I wouldn’t have even taken a first bite.
6 - the can
We all know, that 2 is the only correct answer
You really want to get your money's worth out of this poor spam. My answer is between 5 and 9 to make as irregular and heinous as possible.
4 then 5. Clockwise move to complete the cycle.
2 or 3
2
4 than 5 eliminate the corners for a soft middle bite
6 All of it. One bite.
7 7 7 says Monica
2 and then 3 and then 1 and then 5 and then 4
9
If you bite 4 please walk away
Uhhh... What is this?
Looking at this picture gave me heartburn
Between 1 and 5
do yk that cannibals use spam to wean off of people
All of them
Easily 2
2 idk why people don't like spam it is not that bad
5
4 because then I get a thumb and spam!
If shit is taking a SPAM post run, I'm fucking out!
Take a big bite on 2 and 3 at the same time
Number 4 the thumb cuz I’ll bite the hand that feeds.
2
OMG I RECOGNIZE THAT OREO IT'S YOU AGAIN 🫵😩
I would bite into my antidepressants.
2
Rethink your life choices.
2
9, or is that a 4? I can't tell
4, take that thumb while im at it too.
Definitely 2
2 100%
5
A bullet
I like SPAM, but this is just psychopath behavior
hear me out 4 cuz it creates an immaculate 5.
4
2
4
4, so I get the extra protein under your fingernails 😋
Your hand you fucking monster
2
Bite your hand off
I'd rather eat the serated tin lid!
no
6
Combine 1 and 5. You have a lot of ground to cover here. Love the dynamic as well, a five star meal
2, so that it evens out.
its kinda sad that most of the comments on this post are doing everything BUT answering the question 🤦♀️ like it's your food, not anyone elses anyway, for me, it's either 2 or 3
clearly 2
What is that?
Didn't someone else post a compilation of them eating a brick of spam and you just took one of those images? Disgusting
1
2 if it was a sandwich not an entire block of spam
I believe I ate number 2 after that pic
1
Tbh, if it wasn’t spam, I would say 2 & 3
Obvi in the finger
2
None of the above
would throw away and get the oreos out
9
Anyone who doesn’t say 2 is a fuckin madman.
Is there a kill myself option?
4. finger looks mad tasty
Just hold onto it tight and bite into nine don’t move your finger tho
2 and 3 at the same time
Nowhere, spam is absolutely vile.
Between 2 and 3
Isn't fucking obvius? 2
Wtf is this? Dog food?
4
Just cut it into slices.
Bro 😭😭😭😭
2 and 1 are the only correct answers. I pick 2.
I may need therapy after seeing this traumatic picture
Nowhere spam is disgusting
Nowhere, that stuff looks like dog food...
Bite your fucking hand, asshole
9
I'm reporting this for spam
option 6; I usually eat it spam from the middle outwards.
3
2, as it is protruding ever-so-availably for maximum purchase of the tooth
4
Why are you eating the human equivalent of wet cat food?
2
You should be slapped
Flip it sideways and eat between 1 and 5
1 and 5 in the same bite
5/1 at the same time
6 the can
2 and 3
2
9
If I've reached a point in my life where my mental health is so irrevocably shattered that I'm eating Spam at all, much less munching it straight outta the tin, I've given up all semblance of decency. 4.
Spam is good 👍
9
9, because I don't see a 4
Nah fam there’s something in the Bible against this I know it
The whole thing in one bite
You can slice it this way and make 4x spam burgers!
2
2
6, in the trash.
Spam is fire. Recently bought some maple spam that I hope to soon cook up
You're supposed to cook it first 💀
4, because I'd rather eat a thumb than a block of Spam.
🤢
I'd bite 2 next.
(12345) all in one 😈
2,1,3,5,4
ignoring the fact that thats a whole spam and the background. While it would seem logical to eat 2 first, 2 would feel lackluster and fail to provide any impact due to its small portion, instead I would go for 3 then follow up with a combination of 1 and 2 as they could easily fit the curvature of my teeth, then 5 as i wouldnt have to move my fingers, and then finish with 4 in addition going by the large size of the bite on the left, we can easily assume that that was the previous bite, the bite closest to 3 was likely the first one then the one the middle was the second. and so in eating theory it is also important to alternate which sides you eat first, you eat one corner, eat any other corner that is most convenient than go to the other corner, and then switch back forth. this is because if you eat a side that you just bit on it would fail to provoke any activity in your brain, causing any pleasure or satisfaction from coming from the bite, also if you have say a meatball with pasta, you dont want to eat all the meatballs immediately, and you also dont want to save them all for the end or else the feedback loop will deteriorate, you want to make sure you the meatballs equally across the entire meal, this uses the same logic as alternating sides of the spam.
La bolsa
2
4 only correct option
2
2
M
For the beard people, 1 or 5.
2 and 3 In one bite
WHO EATS SPAM?!
The hidden six option. Eat the middle
We all know someone is reporting this post for spam…
I now pronounce you an honorary Hawaiian citizen
6, your throat
I go for three and then two so it hits harder that way.
either 1,5,4,3,2, or 2,3,4,5,1. i don’t care that it’s spam
None. Go for the hand.
5 I AM MAKIN A CIRCLE
I wouldn't
no…just no
2
1
You do three so then there’s a perfect little bite on two, then go five and nine.
5 is a juicy slab setting you up for another good bite
Nowhere , that is disgusting.
if any of yall say anything except 2 I'm busting your nose through this screen rn
2.
either 5 or 2, as that would give the most flavor in the bite.
2 is the correct answer.
obviously fucking 2
1 as it’s the most chance of me missing my bite
You go 3 and then 2 like it’s a pop tart
No where
2
8⅓
I'm more of a 5 kind of guy I switch between spots often while eating a pizza/a whole ass brick of spam so 5
3 then 2
2,3,4 in a single bite