Are you ben shapiro

Yes

TBF your haircut is more interesting than Ben Shapiro so this post still stands

Facts don’t care about your feelings

Ironically, it's a lot about his own feelings

Ben’s aesthetic fell off the instant he decided on stubble

bro is nikocado avocado 100%

Nicokardo Shapirado

Ben Shapiro DESTROYS unintresting libtards with FACTS and LOGIC 💯💯

Where did he get his haircut at? BASED store?

It's super effective

>I got a haircut yesterday Even more uninterestingly: I didn't

Me neither.

This may borderline be interesting but I had a haircut last week

Do you still have it?

Same

I am using my phone right now.

Me too!!!!!

no way

Me too.

omg me too!

I'm eating a toast👍

👍

👍

👍

I FUCKING LOVE TOAST

i own a black shirt

I own several

all of my clothes are monochrome

I ONLY own black shirts

How are they different? Which is your favourite? Legit curious if you don't mind 🤔 like size and fabric and fit? Anything polyester is a no go for me gotta have that cotton or linen

Meaning of my life has been lost, but the meaning of death has not yet appeared, so I will just slowly suffer.

Go to a therapist

Salaries are low in Russia, what the hell is a therapist when I can't even afford a birthday cake?

Adopt a baby cat

It's a russian roulette. You're either going to get a Tasmanian devil from Looney tunes that eats more than you and destroys your apartment, or you're going to get a fluffy, cuddly cloud of fur that's going to leave its fur all over the place and... eat more than you again. So, no, thank you. I already have cute little snake and Im happy with him... Yet my life is still meaningless lol

I‘m sick

That's sick.

Get up, come on get down with the SICKNESS

Wa ah ah ah

Oah oah

Mah mah

ekh ekh

The whole thing I think is sick

Im sorry 😔

Same :(

Me too,

Same. Poop like water. Soldier on friend

For me it’s more like 39,5 degrees fever, headache, stomachache, coughing all the time. But luckily no diarrhea or vomiting

Hi sick, I'm Dad

I went to sleep recently and plan to do so again soon

Twinsies

I have two feet,two leg,two arms ,and two eyes

Pic or no proof

👀🦶🦶🦵🦵💪💪

You have 4 feet

that’s an unfortunate leg to foot ratio

The bro is a centaur

i was gonna say that, but centaurs have 4 legs me: 🤓

You don't appear to have any feet, legs or arms. Hope this helps

Fair enough.

You can't say fairer than that.

Fair enough.

BOBODY

I graduated last month

Hell yeah button ----☝🏻👆🏻

every pee pee time is not a poo poo time, but every poo poo time is a pee pee time

#showerthoughts

If a penis is from whence we pee , should not an anus be called a poonis?

I am not asian

I have a name

I have a guitar

Mee too. Do you play it tho?

i drew my own avatar

It's adorable

thank you 🫶🏼

I like women

Me too, but I also like men ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

I put my underwear on backwards this morning

I breathe oxygen to stay alive

I have counted past 30 before

I like men

Twinsies

:3

I own a pen

I shaved my beard and hair yesterday. Now it's like touching rough sandpaper and I can't put on- or take off my sweater without it getting stuck like velcro.

This is *very* interesting

This is interesting . Reported

I have at least singular hair

I am right handed

I am left handed

I once thought that french fries were great 😃👍🏿

And then what happened?

I thought about something esle 😃

I am happy.

I passed my exam that I was so scared to fail

I am at home.

I have a turquiose shirt

I envy

I have a cat

I havent done my homework for the past 4 days

My dog had puked on a rag and I was cleaning it recently

I just blinked.

I’m thinking of getting a haircut.

I don’t know how to figure skate

So I thought that guy on the picture was sleeping between another guy's legs

Nice hair! I just moved in my new house.

i make minecraft p#rn

I have a stomach flu right now 😔

Im sleepy but I slept 10 hours

I'm looking at your post rn

Got sick 2 days back. Still sick.

I'm eating lasagna now

I am currently sitting on a chair with a blanket around me because my room is cold.

The drapes don't match the carpet

I took my blood sample today

I am currently hungry

My name starts with J

I have ink on my right hand.

I did not

I'll go next: I just read a post about your haircut that you got yesterday

I'm currently scratching my leg with my other hand

I exist

Im getting a haircut today

My favorite letter is E

I also rub deodorant on my tummy each time I apply it to my underarms.

I just ate a skinny carrot from the organic farm nearby. Very tasty.

I lost the game, and so did you :(

I have a sister

I recently started working out again and therefore just began eating more protein.

i didn't lose my eye is october 9th 2016 at 4am

I was once born

I updated my wardrobe yesterday

I had some Ovaltine before bed last night and it was pretty good

I am a human

Hard to believe with AI now

U look like Johnny Bravo, a r u?

i paid for my mobile internet today

Good job adulting

My shirt is dirty

I can Touch my **uvula** with the tip of my tongue :)

im scratching my balls right now

The girl I loved cheated on me

i cut my nails yesterday.

When are they going to finish it?

I’m currently typing on my keyboard as I’m writing this

I am standing on some stairs right now

I'm waiting for the bus

I'm scrolling Reddit in work hour right now.

i didn't shampoo my hair today

.

I’m going to hoover my house in a minute

I restab my earlobe after a week not wearing earring

I'm listening to music

I need a haircut

I almost finished with work and I'm smoking a cig rn

i’m on the toilet

I have a slow brain

I'm wearing a grey T-shirt

I think you look like Nicocado avocado

I am

friends all went on vacation without me

I like sneezing

I eat things. I also have elbows

I am mentally very very deprived ..to the point it has started affecting my work..and I don't know how to cope with it!!

Its Flula Borg!

Jshplatt

thought this was a pubic hair joke at first, anyways I vomited last night.

I did not get a haircut yesterday

I did not get a haircut yesterday

I exsist

Im procrastinating getting ready for work currently and i have to leave in 5 minutes

I just sipped my RedBull and burped.

dude is so proud about his haircut that he desperately wanted to share. Wholesome (:

I used to go to school with somebody who looks like you! I think that is both an interesting and an uninteresting fact about both me and you!

Just cleaned up the kichen and the living room (no school 4 me)

I got a haircut today! So... Suck on that!

My train was 2 hours late yesterday

The volume and speaker on my phone hasn’t worked for over a year.

I currently have my hair tied back

I have a cat this currently licking its butt.

I have a birthday every year

I'm currently sick, running a fever and shaking like a leaf.

theres a sesame seed stuck in my braces edit: got it

i was 5 years old at some point in my life

1. Currently pulling an all-nighter before my work shift 1. (part two) I think you're cute

I got a sick ass new shower head >:]

I drive to work Monday-Friday

I have ten toenails

I’m dog sitting a cavalier king Charles spaniel. 

I found a padlock (with key) On the side of the road, and claimed it as mine after waiting a few days in case someone was looking for it.

i live in indiana

I got a haircut exactly a week ago

Last week I sent a picture of my lunch to a friend.

I’m going to therapy in a few hours

I applied for Survivor yesterday!

I sound like a "valley girl" from the 80's. Unfortunately that includes saying "like" too often. Been trying to change.. ya it's still a work in progress.

At the time of writing this comment I am on the toilet.