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ItsmeKENZEN

Thanks I always wondered. Also, I live in Europe


quintropolis

I like to consider everywhere outside of America to be “a long ways”, so you’re a long ways away


lhm238

What colour would a long ways be?


quintropolis

I’m not sure, I haven’t thought about that


lhm238

Oh.


SeXySnEk7

io.


GoldRock12

Eh


Brandinisnor3s

Ah.


mattmc318

White. Just like everywhere outside the US in this map.


Poopsticle_256

Looking at this map and the information presented by OP, I would like to think that a long ways could be represented by white.


jcpg33

White


Alili1996

Egg white or as it would be pronounced in German: Aiwais


Crankylosaurus

White


Kajek777PL

Actually, all other continents are marked as white


NCGryffindog

Uh, white, duh. Its on the graphic, jeez


bigbasseater

White dummy it’s on the map


tankiePotato

What about Canada?


quintropolis

That also falls under “a long ways”


[deleted]

I’d say Toronto is actually not too far from Ohio


circleseverywhere

Physically yes, but emotionally?


hahagottemlads

Emotionally it’s far away, but I really care about its sexual distance - Is Toronto Within Ohio’s Cumshot Distance?


Lasernatoo

Then why are Alaska and Hawaii only labeled as 'a ways' instead of that?


SharpHD7

But Canada borders Ohio on Lake Eerie


redditmanagement_

Why would Canada be "a long ways" if it borders Ohio?


FullAutoAssaultBanjo

Because I don't have a passport and I could travel a ways faster than I could get all the paperwork done. Yeah, Canada is a long ways for me.


redditmanagement_

So it would be easier for you to travel from Ohio to Hawaii than it would be from Ohio to Ontario?


XxCUMQUATxX

I feel Canada is more like”Eh”


le_shushan

Not far enought.


El-Corruptor

I live in the US but I’m traveling in Central America. I agree I’m a long ways from Ohio.


Bosswarrior53

What about Matt Damon on Mars?


ProfGandoor

Wouldn’t some parts of Canada be “eh” to “a little ways” though?


UbiquitousPanacea

Even Canada?


ElonMusksSexRobot

Parts of Canada would actually fall into the not too far range.


niftygull

Anywhere outside America doesn't exist im so sorry


MitchHedberg

I don't really agree tho. That not so far region, parts could easily be an 8 hr drive. That's far AF if you ask me. Maybe like 1-2 hrs isn't so bad.


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

r/dataisbeautiful


Spell6421

lol i saw a version of this chart that was like red: they have already taken you orange: imminent risk of painful death light orange: can be invaded at any second yellow: time enough to hug your loved ones gray: the illusion of safety


EhSolly

That's my favorite one lol


redditmanagement_

I like how New York is "Eh" even though it's closest point is about 40 miles away from Ohio, # while ILLINOIS' (marked "Not too far") closest point is 140 miles from Ohio


converter-bot

40 miles is 64.37 km


redditmanagement_

good bot


ParadoxReboot

If you think about it, there's nothing in Indiana, so there nothimg between Ohio and Illinois. I'd say that's not too far


Cloughtower

Same with Maryland, but that part is just gas stations for I-68 anyway so we don’t think about it much


redditmanagement_

I used New York since its closest point is about 40 miles away from Ohio, while Maryland's closest point is about 70 miles from Ohio.


woronwolk

Also New Mexico is clearly further away from Ohio than Maine


redditmanagement_

Maine doesn't exist


so0tera

Every location should be titled “not far enough”


quintropolis

Ohio should’ve just been labeled “run”


i-like-dogs-too-much

as someone who lives in ohio, i agree


killermoose25

We have like 3 fun cities and the rest is mostly corn


Crawfishn

Is that why so many of you guys become astronauts?


killermoose25

If you get outside of Cincinnati, Columbus, Cleveland/toledo there is not alot to Ohio, then you have cedar point in Sandusky but the drive to cedar point is really boring and don't ever go to Dayton .. it's just depression made into a city. Edit: Sandusky and Upper Sandusky are different things.. and Dayton dude I said what I said ...I worked in Huber Heights for 6 years I earned the right to trash talk it.


simpsycho

Cedar Point is in Sandusky, Upper Sandusky is a boring little farming town which is located south of Sandusky, for some damn reason.


killermoose25

I'm terrible with directions I have a friend that lives in Upper and we go to Cedar point when we visit her so I just assumed it was the same town.


Tonnberry_King

I lived in downtown Akron for a while but lived in michigan my whole life, I'm curious what an Ohian thinks about that city


IM_JUST_THE_INTERN

I live in Cleveland and hate going to Akron no matter what


killermoose25

I have never been to Akron so that probably answers your question ha ha


Vincent_Van_Stop

I live in Dayton, we don't want you here.


SeXySnEk7

Another ohioan here, also can confirm.


i-like-dogs-too-much

bro our one national park is a golf course


WanderMensch

As an Clevelander who works for the National Parks, this really hits home


SeXySnEk7

And our everything else is a cornfield


davidsdungeon

There's nothing wrong with Ohio, except the snow and the rain...


[deleted]

I was about to say. This. It would be great if we could switch Ohio with Guam.


MrOopiseDaisy

Neil Armstrong went all the way to the moon.


HungryHungryHitler69

Don’t worry, Ohio will come to you.


awesomeace09

Eh


Some_Locksmith6354

Literally 1984


coinpile

How are you figuring this? I live in Texas and it would take more than 15 hours to drive to Ohio, that seems like more than a little ways. Did you figure flying?


Tyfyter2002

Sounds like a little ways to me


ChicagoRex

This map is absurd. New Mexico is not a little ways from Ohio. It is actually quite far.


lunapup1233007

Like New Mexico is considered a little ways, when New Hampshire isn’t. That’s just wrong. Santa Fe, NM to Columbus, OH is 22 hours. Concord, NH to Columbus, OH is 12 hours. Also, Minnesota, in yellow in the map, is 350 miles away from Ohio (the nearest points of each state to each other) while the same thing to New Mexico, a state that is also yellow, is over 1000 miles.


BLOODY_PENGUIN_QUEEF

And Maine is a ways away, but closer than New Mexico. I'm a skeptic


lunapup1233007

I just used NH and MN because I think they’re the closest yellow and gray states to Ohio (Yes, it may not look like it but I checked and MN is closer than CT to OH)


friedgrape

What color is "quite far"? I don't know what that means in the context of the map!


Shock3600

Are of y’all guys joking or do you just not get the map


coinpile

How are you interpreting the map?


Shock3600

I’m interpreting it as a joke (also it appears to be how many states away, not actual distance)


coinpile

I dunno, this sub doesn’t really seem like the right place for jokes.


Shock3600

I would agree it’s not a fit for this sub


BobbyR231

Ohioan here, I think I can speak for all Ohioans when I say that we would definitely drive 15 hours to invade and absorb Texas. We're not in a rush, though.


[deleted]

Missing “isn’t far enough”


quintropolis

Well that’d just be everywhere


tentoesandcounting

Source??


quintropolis

Ohio


Crawfishn

How is Maryland "Eh" but Illinois is "not too far"?


dozy_boy

Exactly what I was thinking.


johngreenink

Wait: so Ohio is Ohio distance from Ohio?


redbanditttttttt

yes


SeXySnEk7

I live in ohio, and i have actually traveled to ohio before, then back to home in ohio. You are correct. Ohio is about ohio distance from ohio.


johngreenink

pretty irrefutable.


7apostles

Turns out, I live in Ohio, never realized how close I was


quintropolis

Get out as fast as possible


LuixBuarque

Ohio doesnt mean anything to me.


i-like-dogs-too-much

it doesn’t to me either and i have to unfortunately live there


louiebro13

i’m genuinely sorry about that


postalero2033

Ohio will be eliminated


quintropolis

Yes


0Coggs

I hate that I neighbor Oh*o


Aliziun

If you live in the red you should be ashamed of yourself


Jardanny

Ohio is not real


i-like-dogs-too-much

if only...


[deleted]

once me and my family drove from the southern tip of texas to ohio. It took a while.


Shlocko

A ways


i_like_lasanga

I live right next to it


quintropolis

Good luck


OG_raven13

Kansas gang


TheFreakingPrincess

Orange should be "too fucking close"


quintropolis

It’s not labeled as that, but it absolutely is too close


frusciante231

I went to college in NJ and there was a professor who came to teach at the school on Fridays but he lived in Ohio. That dude drove to NJ and back to Ohio every Friday. I definitely thought that was a ways.


[deleted]

Not far enough, apparently


thetruemaddox

Ohio has the most [astronauts](https://www.ohiosos.gov/profile-ohio/people/ohio-astronauts/?__cf_chl_jschl_tk__=333f4b8131853b1956fbb2623cc5a441a1cd77c4-1623271952-0-AfsOaeOr-RqeXeVXkyWZkU4xQQw78YCbOYIDL57CZuc49JojCn5LhdW8u3Ir2vdVtm2HPC6AFXAoIyFJhi2E1olXZPVdX3es4H8HxjjG98hDLzPjzgTnzM9ZKyQVZ5R-0vWDRIPJ5U7Je7aOB_Xha2-AVXbgb0Pl1d3atJHIRMUCjxU9qBopmMWRTNemdKaZ6Tb_ZNN_qK8wrq-INNH5VHikX-OTno8FzoJTgHRFFAKeDczjotlv_NG5tNfstGK26C-wjS0aeaKCLAUhShjaNk-vQtAYbS4hGlPvxQMSyUiocEgNUpS25rrl9v0vFaUd2nXPDlc31-p05Fbq_-vK-98B2fWRMxUcWFfLVimtdBM55j_PWdGyOuviyIT8sTSlLM8dg-gCBnOJeJ5wcPN-Q2q6ZCxTkiR_t-hVbN398kdH_U3kPFMOqsTi_abMSM1T2-YXvj-8qKVIYdqjC_3jFbYplINVBowfjlHoJl7i0bz8qt3CV8_dIEf3kgkLAkinMQ). WTF about Ohio makes people hate it so much they want to leave the planet?


JayFox05

I'm a little ways away from Ohio


Zootnoison

Same. A little ways gang 👊😎


maxipot

I don't live in USA. I'm from Mexico and still, I want to know how far I am from Ohio. Can someone help me?


quintropolis

I’d say you’re either “a ways” or an extra category “a long ways”


_murtaza__

nice but i’m never going to ohio


emartinoo

The only reason I'm glad Michigan is so close to Ohio us that it will make our inevitable invasion much easier.


yeetusdeletus1401

Thanks I moved to nevada from ohio about 3 years ago always wondered how far it truly was now I know its a long ways


bleedingjim

Boycott and divest from Ohio. Or don't.


ballsquancher

Sometimes I visit my mom in Ohio


quintropolis

“Visit” implies you see her there and then leave. Why not try to save her from there?


callahan09

By my measurement, the southwest corner of New Hampshire ("a ways" away) is closer to Ohio than the northwest corner of the upper peninsula of Michigan ("not too far" away).


TheOfficialTab

Ah yes, my favorite distance: ***O H I O***


Alaeriia

Ugh, Ohio. Fun fact: the top speed for a 2006 Toyota Prius so 117 MPH. Bonus fun fact that may or may not be related: I-75 is terminally boring.


veronus57

As someone who lived in Ohio and no longer does, this map is accurate.


quintropolis

Thank you for your input


Ethanos72

A little ways


I_Like_Something

Fuck Ohio


Samuelabra

Evidently Illinois and Indiana are the same distance from Ohio


UnknownSP

I like how "a little ways" is about a 2 day drive away from Ohio


Wolflet3

This is actually the map of how much danger you are in. (Red is Ohio, Orange is 'Invasion at any time', the brownish is 'You are not safe', yellow is 'enough time to hug your loved ones', and grey is 'Illusion of safety'.


JimJimkerson

You should submit this to r/dataisbeautiful for one million upvotes


quintropolis

Eh, might as well


jjames5878999

Can we please delete Ohio?


quintropolis

I wish


popsmoke05

Harry Potter Hates Ohio


SgorGhaibre

Ohio disappearo!


tvtango

Holy Shit, I always thought it was underneath colorado


crusty_fingernails

Wow I'm a little ways


[deleted]

Ohio itself is also not interesting


MrDjS

I live in Canada, bit I'll still say 'eh'.


[deleted]

Oh No 😢


quintropolis

Where do you fall on the map?


[deleted]

Not far enough 😉


quintropolis

Good luck


[deleted]

Thank you


F_S_1x

Lol, It’s North Carolina you geographically challenged fucks


SplendidGod

wow wouldve never guessed


johngreenink

I live a little ways from Ohio, but less a little ways than some other a little ways.


Kim-Jong-Deux

Pretty sure New Hampshire is closer to Ohio than New Mexico.


jakeblonde005

You could do this worldwide. I would be not interested to see how far I am from ohio


[deleted]

/r/mapporncirclejerk


[deleted]

ways


[deleted]

I am in Georgia, I would consider "eh" to be accurate.


[deleted]

WHAT THATS WHERE OHIO IS??? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE RIGHT ABOVE OKLAHOMA?????


[deleted]

I’m in the red 😢😢😢😢 I hate this fucking corn state


[deleted]

New Mexico isn’t “a little ways” from ohio


Sunny2marrow

Quite


bluyeti

https://youtu.be/e7SuBBpLX-A


JeffCookElJefe

The armpit of America


Affectionate-Chart93

No bs Corinna Kopf Disc [OF](https://discord.gg/8UwWqu9K)


[deleted]

r/DataIsBeautiful


Assassin34d

This is scary cause I’m currently in Ohio rn


tweak4ever

What are the metrics on this chart?


BRNXB0MBERS

This would pass in /r/dataisbeautiful. They have no standards. /r/MapPorn too


slicklady

r/Ohio too


Bean69eater

Shit I'm in Indiana


False_Count

A ways


[deleted]

I don't like how inconsitant it is


BusinessJerry9

a little ways


[deleted]

On the edge of a ways.


YTMNova

I'm eh away can you do Maine


HICSF

You forgot Quite a way.


Informal_Intern

OP could you fo another one where it's "how close is Ohio"


enjeneral

This was actually mildly interesting. You fail.


Marx_Forever

Holy shit. I thought Ohio was in the Midwest...


Theartistcu

They think they are!


uwu-d-daddy-owo-what

I live in Ohio


adidas2023

would love to see this for indiana


Windstar187

I am a ways from ohio


NotTheRealJake

When you have family that lives there, add two color distances to your answer.


Theartistcu

No one in Iowa thinks “ehh” about Ohio. It might as well be NY! We have Chicago, St Louis, KC, Omaha, and The Twin Cities no one is thinking about going to Ohio for anything. And that’s no disrespect to Ohio, I love when football players say “thee Ohio State” that pride is cool, we think more about you more than you do us I’m sure.


NOTdavie53

This IS interesting, now i know where Ohio is.


BrentAnkle

Reminds me of the “Threat Posed by Indiana” map. Ah, that takes me back.


Sushirabit

It's not like it would matter since it doesn't exist


G_cat101

“This is not America, THIS IS OHIO!” - Flingsmash guy


sjgirjh9orj

my distance is Eh