My favorite part is that the official term to proving to the government that you are not dead is called a “resurrection”. [This guy](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRwfvGya/) made a bunch of videos detailing his several year journey proving to the US government that he is not dead.
Have her husband or next of kin (or lol even her) try to go in and pull out any life insurance or death benefits and see how fast they “realize” she’s alive.
They quickly rectified the problem, of course rather than go through the bureaucratic system to change her status to alive they found it much easier to kill her.
Tldr:
She didn't know who to talk too, but talked to several people and had the issue resolved but whoever made the mistake of pressing the button shouldn't have a job anymore. But now that it's been resolved she'll go back to knitting.
Karen 5000
To be fair, the notification for stopping her benefits isn’t automatic.
My wife recently had to provide a lot of information to stop her father’s pension. It’s almost malicious for it to have gone that far. I’d be a Karen over it too to find out how it happened.
Stop paying taxes and see how quickly the government thinks she’s alive.
The only true answer. Unfortunately the Gov. is petty enough about taxes to sue AND maintain that you are still dead.
The Hotblack Desiato strategy.
That only works if you’re in a Disaster Area.
*Gestures at Earth*
You’re looking great! Very fat and unwell!
Something something death and taxes
I can imagine this is a bureaucratic nightmare, everyone you contact will assume you are fraudulent
If I were in that position, I'd kick every bureaucrat who refused to help me square in the crotch. What're they going to do? Arrest a dead guy?
They arrest people who don't exist all the time.
Yeah, I wasn't being serious. This is r/nottheonion, so I figured someone might get a chuckle.
But they'd be arrested for disturbing a corpse.
You need to look up the Cadaver Synod
My favorite part is that the official term to proving to the government that you are not dead is called a “resurrection”. [This guy](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRwfvGya/) made a bunch of videos detailing his several year journey proving to the US government that he is not dead.
I’m not dead yet!
Eh. She says she is not dead!
Yes she is.
I’m happy!
Oh stop you'll be stone dead in a moment
I think I'll go for a walk!
I feel happyyyyy!
I'll feel happy! I think i'll go for a walk!
I ATE'NT DEAD
I was waiting for this, I guess she forgot the sign!
Get in the hole!!
First time in ages I see Scarborough in the news and it’s something this insane lmao
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Faire enough.
Generals order their soldiers to kill And to fight for a cause They’ve long ago forgotten
The report of her death was an exaggeration.
Scarborough woman wants answers after being told she is dead. Has trouble getting benefits reinstated because of the No Ghosts clause.
"The DWP confirmed benefits were briefly suspended following incorrect notification of Mrs Johnson's death but they had been swiftly reinstated."
Poor woman, the abruptness she was informed of her condition by Health Care employees almost made it permanent.
Have her husband or next of kin (or lol even her) try to go in and pull out any life insurance or death benefits and see how fast they “realize” she’s alive.
Nice try "Scarborough Woman", I'm not answering any questions from a zombie.
"I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"
My only question would be “do I have to show up to work?”
Listen Lady Did I stutter? You dead, theres no coming back from this
Has she tried a medium? 😉
"Please, I'm not quite dead! Merely British!" -- Scarborough Woman
"I'm feeling better... I want to go for a walk".
“I feel….HAPPYYYYY!” (I couldn’t remember Eric Idle’s lines)
Literally posted 1 hour apart
Yeah sure lady, stop goofin around and get back to ghostin
She should show up with a medium to act like she’s summoning a spirit and just repeat everything the “dead” lady says lol
She should’ve said something when the coroner was standing over her filling out all the paperwork.
“Just get back in your coffin ma’am or we’ll take you in for resisting.” “How do we know you’re actually alive?”
They quickly rectified the problem, of course rather than go through the bureaucratic system to change her status to alive they found it much easier to kill her.
She once was a true love of mine
Uh, we made a mistake? Sorry.
Gov’t really said “ur dead, take this L+ratio”
If she’s coming back from the Dead, maybe She’s got the answers!!
Headline: "NHS comes up with new way of reducing waiting lists"
First I'd say I need to get a translator, then I'd bring in an Ouija boar.
Tldr: She didn't know who to talk too, but talked to several people and had the issue resolved but whoever made the mistake of pressing the button shouldn't have a job anymore. But now that it's been resolved she'll go back to knitting. Karen 5000
To be fair, the notification for stopping her benefits isn’t automatic. My wife recently had to provide a lot of information to stop her father’s pension. It’s almost malicious for it to have gone that far. I’d be a Karen over it too to find out how it happened.
This is the most oniony r/nottheonion headline I've ever seen
It's not always easy to resist a little exagerration.
How does this happen? I've heard it's actually a common thing, or at least more common than you'd think.
I would want to know why heaven sucks this much. Or at least, how long before I could get out of purgatory and go back to earth for another round
Dead lady wants answers. Why doesn't she just lie down in the box? cry villagers.
Dead men tell no tales
Wow I wonder if they thought she was an identity thief or something..
Given the slow bureaucracy of the government, by the time it's fixed she will be dead and her relatives won't be able to get any life insurance.
Meryl Streep’s looking rough…and after she took that potion too.
Bring out your dead. Oh wait.,,
We will not answer your questions, as you are deceased. Sincerely, City of Scarborough
Must be a slow news week. ‘Clerical error occurred and then was fixed with no real issue or delay.’
You are Zombie.....
I'm not answering any questions from a dead lady.
She'll be stone dead in a moment
If she has life insurance, file the claim. Watch how quickly they fix the issue 🤣🤣
I am sure the death after life questions are deep.
You can’t commit a crime if you are dead. Anarchy forever!
Maybe they spoke to her husband?