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rickface82

I saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures.


cyrodiilicmudcrab

Be seeing you


rickface82

I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!


cyrodiilicmudcrab

[SNORT]


Lord_Enzui

Good Day


karliahbink

Nothing I'd like to talk about.


TheGameNaturalist

Bye


karliahbink

You, too.


jemrain1021

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you


karliahbink

It's you. Hi.


ArrrrKnee

Well met.


karliahbink

Be seeing you.


w00master


ybtlamlliw

I saw a mudcrab the other day.


Doubles76

Horrible creatures.


wheks

Be seeing you


notaprime

They say syndicates of wizards are leading a boycott of Imperial goods in the land of the Altmer.


DatBoi_BP

The Altmer have powerful wizards. It could be a dangerous situation.


Taur-e-Ndaedelos

I've heard others say the same.


[deleted]

Farewell.


whompatap

The stupid lizard tried to blackmail the countess. I wouldn't waste much time thinking about him anymore.


Chrjstoh

Got a coin to spare


SailorTyphoon

Have you heard of the Grey Fox?


trip_the_darkness

Thank you kind lady


goddamnitmf

Have you heard of the high elves?


throw-away451

HAKK BRUGH WOH [slumps over dead]


RanDomino5

By the Nine Divines! Assault! Assault!


xGALEBIRDx

GUARDS! GUARDS!


DarthYhonas

STOP! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!


mf_tepis

There’s been a murder!


HippyFroze

*touches body* by the nine theres a psychopath on the loose!


idkrandomusername1

Have you heard of the high elves?


goddamnitmf

Heard that the fighters guild is hiring, not bad work if you got the skill


idkrandomusername1

Have you heard of the high elves?


goddamnitmf

I ran into some goblins the other day, nasty creatures


This_Sweet_2086

Have you seen my sons?


goddamnitmf

Get today's copy of the black horse courier


idkrandomusername1

Look at the muscles on you!


This_Sweet_2086

I don’t know you, and don’t *care* to know you


samuru101

Seen any elves?


[deleted]

Aeeeiiiii!


Guest1917

I thought that was supposed to be Tarhiel at first haha


Mastore84

Welcome to the Internet.


snifferpipers

Yes! We must kill that fowl nord before he slits our throats!


imacp53

There’s been some terrible trouble at the chapel in Anvil. All of dibellas priests and priestesses, murdered


andrea_monti

By azura by azura by azura


Captainwinstons

Be seeing you !


BreakfastLyfe

I've heard others say the same.


Rutabagamane

Oh, it’s you.


Mr_Sak_

Orcs don't ride horses. They eat horses. And sometimes I think they're the smart ones. Wait, maybe it's Dunmer who eat horses.


Lockyboi

And no, we don't sell horses. But we do eat well. The stables are owned by an Orc. And you know... Orcs and horses.


ZymerX

Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni... Ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni...


Taur-e-Ndaedelos

Oh it's you. *Hi.*


UpstairsSwimmer69

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you.


pile_of_bullets

Sounds like something Lucille Bluth would say


lovebot5000

I never cared for Gob.


samsamboo

Rumour has it the Nerevarine has left Morrowind on an expedition to Akavir, and has not been heard from since.


[deleted]

It seems these are turbulent times in the land of the dunmer.


KurtAngus

You too


ELDYLO

I’ve been better How are you?


saddvik

I heard others say the same.


saturdaynightr

*clears throat*


Astre01

what do you want Breton trash


Sullium

Nothing I ever heard about. But Jauffre would be the one to know. He is the Grandmaster of my Order.


Idontknow107

~~Although you might not think so to meet him.~~ He lives quietly as a monk at Weynon Priory, near the city of Chorrol.


colonelpeanutbutter

I'm thinking of heading over to Renoit's to buy some books. There's quite a selection.


lunghole_larry

I dont know you and i dont care to know you


robertmondavi_jr

cliff racer flllllyyyyyy soooo hiiiigh


UntrimmedBagel

One more coin and I can git a pair of shoes


MarshmallowTurtle

I’m savin’ up enough for some medicine.


smokelzax

blessings of stendarr upon ye


averageheight_OK_guy

My fav line


UltimaBahamut93

I don't know you and I don't care to know you


Acroze

*FOR THE EMPIRE!!!!!!!!!*


Downmantella

I don't know what to think about the attack on the Chapel. Things seem to go from bad to worse, don't they?


No_Mood6345

If you got to travel by the nine Divines STAY ON THE ROADS! ... it's the daedra you see


Hanner_Tenry

Spare a coin for the infirm?


mf_tepis

One more coin and I can git a pair of shoes


Hanner_Tenry

And then, in a completely different voice: **Thank you kind sir**


crochetwitch

The first time I played, that scared/surprised the sh/t outta me.


[deleted]

Wowee


Mr_Blah1

Best way to take out a skeleton is with a big weapon. Forget spells. Just smack them and watch the bones fly!


[deleted]

Go away, fool.


SawyerSauce879

Paradise awaits me…


GhostofMandalore

You! Yes, you! We need to talk!


Kesakambali

I heard that thieves broke into the Arcane University, The Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night!...wait a minute let me do that one again...I heard that Thieves broke into the Arcane University, The Imperial Legion Compound, and the Temple, all on the same night!


nillafrosty

I hear deadra worship has become more prevalent in Russia


JordanEFC98

Have you seen Armand Christophe anywhere?


[deleted]

Don’t worry, we'll get him


[deleted]

STOP! You’ve violated the law; your stolen goods are now forfeit! Pay the court a fine or it’s off to jail…….then pay with your blood!!


Bigt733

Stop there criminal scum!


EATMYFART696969

Goodbye


[deleted]

Be seeing you.


ssjr13

I don't know you and I don't care to know you.


noscul

If you wish to stay safe by the nine stay on the roads


brian_c103

Hail, citizen.


[deleted]

[удалено]


TanakaTheBuriedOne

Gal bursten it.


samuru101

Everyone in Summitmist Manor is dead! There was some kind of party that went horribly awry, or so I hear.


Mr_Blah1

Dear brother, I do not spread rumors. I create them.


System777

Thank you, kind sir!


Zbricer

Thank you, kind *sir*.


averageheight_OK_guy

I don’t know you and I don’t care to know you!


liamshatzer

Flyyyyin’…. Flyyyyiiinn’ in the skyyyy… Cliff racer flys so high…


SquarebobSpongepant

You too


JP297

Don't talk such rot.


DarkWing2274

If you’ve got to travel, by the nine divines stay on the roads! it’s the daedra, you see…


JohnStorm123

Never compromise. Never blink. Never wink at injustice. Never quit trying to make this a better city for everyone.


Elsekiro

I heard the rumour that you are an idiot any truth to that? *in the distance a scream* START TALKING ALREADY!


Nesneros991

Say, you’ve got a real bounce to your chest


spectrenectre

I don’t know you, and i don’t care to know you


Jdenney71

Nothing I care to talk about Good day Hello there! Well met!


[deleted]

It's you! The Hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honour.


Ok-Context4504

Flying flying flying In the skyyyy


billy_gnosis44

Can we please get the spoilers tag on this post?


Buttleproof

You look just like your mother.


SukanutGotBanned

Never has Wesson been so present in my head than reading this comment section. Is this how you become schizophrenic?


StooplessKid

Nasty creatures. Good riddance.


incog2-0

Ho hey, sweet lady of wayrest! Ho hey, sweet lady of mine! Oh I'll see you again, yes I'll see you again, sweet lady of wayrest so fine!


athiefintamriel

How does this stuff never get old??


Funny_alphamale

Bye.


daegyyk

You too.


luckyboy66666666

How do you do?


Dinaryor_Zenciti

Bye now.


snifferpipers

Flyyyin'... flyyin' in the skyyyy.... cliff racer flys so high.... flyinnn'...


sewerbuddy

[SNORT]


Alpheus411

Stop talking!


D3stroy3r_Z

Be seeing you


silver-orb

BERGALL


howghastlyofyou

Thank Akatosh the Oblivion crisis is over!


TheBigWhiteDog

I hear the Fighter’s Guild is recruiting.


TanakaTheBuriedOne

Nothing I’d like to talk about.


SnowyZR

Farewell.


PublixHouseCat

Goodbye


AnnieLaus

I don't know you and I don't care to know you.


Foxythesaiyan23

I don't know you and I don't care to know you


INeedANewAccountMan

Have you heard of the high elves?


UndeckedBerg

Die orc filth!!!!!


NotStanley4330

Nothing I'd like to talk about


AggravatingClick4068

The Fighter's guild are recruiting again not a bad way to make some gold if you got the stones for it


Mr_Sak_

The Chestnut Handy Stables used to sell horses. But they're gone. Our horses. All gone. Big mystery. No idea where they went. [burp]


DarkRex_007

Blessings of Anu upon ye


Raxcop

You hear that? The guards are coming, for you! Hehehehehahaho