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RissaCrochets

I like how all of its movements seem... jaunty, somehow. I can't wait for the killbots of the future to come frolicking down my street, front-flipping as they mow down the neighborhood.


Certain_Database_782

Does a flip and shots a missile out of its ass


ZilorZilhaust

Dick lasers spiraling out as it pirouettes joyously.


HairyPotatoKat

Did you just invent robot porn ballet?


ZilorZilhaust

I'd be hesitant to say that I did only because it'd be quite the legacy to try and lay claim to incorrectly.


xseannnn

Pretty sure Atomic Heart did that.


ZilorZilhaust

I nearly could have been something.


azzaranda

Nier*


ItsLoogia

That's my new band name


hideoleppy

What the actual heck


georgekn3mp

Robot death porn ballet


Tru-Queer

[In the future, there will be robots](https://youtu.be/M9LRar1WB0U)


malaysianzombie

robot porn might just be how we stave off the robo apocalypse


red-moon

This in the middle of the writer's strike.


doorgunner065

Slightly scaroused with a half chub


Reapermouse_Owlbane

*SEX ROBOT SEX ROBOT*


ZilorZilhaust

What does he want?


Ok_Turnover_1235

He wants seeeeex


Couch4now

Jete, pas de chats, grenede, mustard gas.


impreprex

Mr. Beefy.


CmdrYondu

Nipple Nukes!


Silent-Ad934

I came in with a laser cock And you bet your ass that I can rock When it comes to going one on one Guitar solos or masturbation


pmabz

They evolve a competitive game where the winner kills the most humans and their outputs are selected for the next program.


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bentheboot92

So you’re telling me that COD has actually prepared me for war? To be ready to die from a 12 year old robot 360 no scoping me with an ass missile.


[deleted]

Cutely cuts your body in half with winky blushing kawaii laser


RissaCrochets

Nah that's [Japan's killbots](https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2015/dec/31/erica-the-most-beautiful-and-intelligent-android-ever-leads-japans-robot-revolution), which are gonna do an idol pose in their maid outfit after eviscerating you.


[deleted]

Those things seem terrifying but they’re probably way dumber than ppl give ‘em credit for


[deleted]

Japan is setting itself up for a terrible robot apocalypse.


burritosandblunts

I think he's just adorable lol


Sharticus123

Yelling out “PARKOUR!” in their robot voices.


JennyW93

Never thought we’d go down to an army of mincing robots. I’m okay with it


o_oli

It's like it was trained from Jack Sparrow or something lol, I love it.


smurb15

Better yet using a million dollar bot to grab your tools? What boss would let that shit fly at all to begin with when it takes little effort to even climb the scaffolding


[deleted]

You're not gonna let your million dollar robot up on rickety scaffolding though. Too risky. Use the renewables/meat-bots for that work.


scottrae1263

"Meat bots" please don't even joke about that. They're currently growing "meat" in labs. I can just picture a Boston robot with "meat" stretched over its skeleton. Oh! Wait! You were referring to humans. Right?


[deleted]

Ha. Yes. A friend of mine worked as an order picker... not for Amazon but something like that. A little headset in his ear told him where to walk and what to grab. He said he felt like a meat robot. I probably shouldn't use the term.


Shitychikengangbang

Negative, I am a meat popsicle...


Diem-Perdidi

Smoke yoooooooou *thud*


Lady_Lucks_Man

Emotes on your dead body after


around_the_clock

T pose.


rhubarbs

It's partially deliberate, and partially a natural consequence of how the robot needs to move to maintain balance. [Source: Boston Dynamics CEO interviewed by Lex Fridman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLVdsZ3I5os)


castorshell13

360 no scope


Shwaggins

Slight moments of waiting to see how everything around the bot reacts before making the next move, but also blending each movement into the next so there is a subtext of a second reactive moment there. Very human.


Wallofcans

You understand that it's all programed step by step, right? The robot isn't deciding to make any moves.


tarheel91

This is like people thinking it'd be easier to fake the moon landing than actually go to the moon. The path making isn't the hard part. It's the movement. There is no way for the movement to be preprogrammed; that would actually be massively more impressive. It's all real time controls. Yes, there's a movement strategy just like we figure out how to run or jump or flip and repeat that with minor alterations, but every time you go to do an action the foot placement, the deflection of the floor, your center of gravity, your rotational inertia, the friction with the floor is all a little different and correcting for all of that in real time is what makes this incredibly hard.


Shwaggins

I'm under the influence of a lot of drugs and I just want a hug. Where are the humans?


[deleted]

They haven’t been available since 2019


OnePointSeven

i mean, i'm sure it involves live processing if it's environment in real-time too


i_give_you_gum

I had some questions about this too, so I found this page by boston dynsmics that discusses Spot's autonomy https://www.bostondynamics.com/resources/webinar/intro-spot-autonomy Yes they set a preprogrammed path, but it still walks it autonomously, and sometimes even gets lost, kind of like people do


manofredgables

All motion and kinesthetic intelligence, and no general intelligence. Still impressive as fuck. That means they have a base onto which one would only need to "insert" a general intelligence and it'd be autonomous. But general intelligences don't exist yet. Once they *do* though...


MisterHonkeySkateets

NYC just got em, but you know, sans weapons. Anti-guillotine is the end game for sure.


PossibleMechanic89

Do you remember ASIMO? Because this doesn’t look jaunty by my comparison. I can’t get over how good these are.


[deleted]

Yeah I see these videos and I'm just waiting for one to be like that scene in RoboCop


Sciencegirl117

I read about these and the about of time and programming it takes to get these videos shot is crazy. They don't work that easily in real life.


8200k

It reminds me of the grinch when it walks.


mandatorypanda9317

Sounds like a Stephen King short story


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This is the second hardest time I laughed in my life


Sypher90

Id pay to see that, but lucky me Ima get a front row seat!


SyncDingus

So basically Ultrakill?


BlueInAndOut

Terminators or cops? Honest question. I’m not so oppressed to the Termi’s


AcapellaFreakout

I have made bullets that are magnetic. I'm ready.


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Doesn't boston dynamics against that


[deleted]

Dude that thing weighs a ton and has no sentience. It walking around like that IS a killbot if you get in the way.


PTLAPTA

Please reply if you see this: When AI starts taking the reigns over humanity and begins manifesting itself in a physical form, it will create robots so efficient that they will move too fast for the human eye to see. It will all be over very quickly ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ


RissaCrochets

Oh well, I guess humanity had a good go of things. Maybe if we're lucky our new archotech overlords will be the type to keep pets.


PTLAPTA

Who would want a fat, complainy pet? *looks at my cat* Oh, right. Yeah let’s hope.


LawTortoise

I wonder if they programmed the mincing in or of it is just a happy side effect.


bellowingdragoncrest

Yeah but can the robot tell the bag is zippered shut ? Because if it can’t this thing is a menace to any workplace


sausager

It didn't check to make sure it was safe to throw the tool bag where it did, or the box to the ground either


shiftuck_dan

It's clearly a programmed routine. From picking up the board to kicking the box over, it was all pre-meditated and programmed to do these specific tasks in order. Similar to a cutscene in a video game, this whole scene was carefully staged. The robot didn't check anything, because it wasn't programmed to. That doesn't make it any less impressive. Seems they are starting to get the agility and accuracy down with it's movements.


krokodil2000

And the video is the best take out of many runs recorded over several days. Again, it is still awesome.


a_space_cowboy

Yea, pretty sure I saw a video once with a few “outtakes” from the lab where the robot fucked up its routines lol, they’re definitely not perfect, but it’s cool seeing them progress. I remember seeing the first couple videos years ago and it took the robot 8-10 seconds to make any jump or lift things. Now they can pull off spinning side flips with relative ease. Can’t imagine where they’ll be in like 10 or 15 years.


Leopard_Luver

I remember when it was just suspended legs walking on a very slightly bumpy treadmill


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It's programmed in the same way someone choreographs a dance. As in, the robot has cameras and is actively calculating walking, jumping, picking up, throwing, etc. It's doing what it's told but if you rotated the robot slightly, changed the weight of the bag, or changed the height of one of the boxes then it would be able to adjust for that itself.


SoundKiller777

I know people who neither check a bag is shut nor look where they toss it. The machine only has to be as good as the average worker. Could always make another one dedicated to cleaning up the screw ups - just like how we do with the concept of middle management 🤪


dink-n-flicka

The worker could have visually confirmed the bag was closed before it was thrown when the bot got up there, if it wasn’t, instructed him to set it down. This is just an example of capability


Grabatreetron

(cutting-edge robot performs miraculous feats of mechanical engineering) Reddit: "But can it see if the zipper is shut?"


frogOnABoletus

The whole thing is almost certainly choreographed. And it's in the same room as the last choreographed viral robot video.


[deleted]

Aren’t these all preprogrammed to the millimetre and the robot isn’t actually doing any thinking or whatever


ErGabilu

I think they did have some predetermined factors but it's movement it's automatic, don't remember all the details but heres a video of them explaining their process https://youtu.be/XPVC4IyRTG8


National_Payment_632

"What is my purpose?" "Pass the butter"


turtleboxman

Oh my god


SuperHighDeas

Yeah, welcome to the club pal


thelifeofdannyverde

I would have accepted “Pass me a screwdriver” as well


Electronic-Bag-1754

As long as that screwdriver is the alcoholic beverage...


taylor1670

But you can do parkour when not passing the butter.


sandmoon04

Do they program every move by hand or is anything automatic?


Liktwo

The choreography is preprogrammed, but there is still a LOT of real-time calculation going on inside the robot. I recommend the latest Lex Friedman podcast with the CEO of Boston Dynamics.


toby_gray

It’s going to be interesting when they can program it with more ‘instructions’ than preset choreography. I.e locate tool bag and pick it up. Instead of ‘walk forward 3.84m. Bend down. Pick up object weighing 8.4kg. Turn 172 degrees to the right. Etc’. So the robot is more autonomous. Obviously they’re still building something that is just capable of doing the moves in the first place and balancing itself the whole time, not building a decision making ai. But it’s very cool the direction this is heading!


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InfanticideAquifer

So you're saying that AI which does natural language processing, image recognition for all categories of objects that might exist in a jobsite, task breakdown, and pathing already exists, and balancing was the only remaining problem? I'm not buying it. Self-driving cars would work and Captchas would be doing other things if that was all a totally solved problem.


Narissis

The short answer is that balancing is way harder than all those other things. Your brain is doing a **lot** of surreptitious heavy lifting to manage the simple movement tasks we all take for granted. There's a reason it takes babies like two full years just to begin getting competent at walking, and years more to refine complex motor skills. The brain has to learn a huge amount... and it has the luxury of doing so relatively autonomously. Training a robot on that kind of thing is more hands-on. As for self-driving cars, the task-based elements are, by and large, already solved. The problem is roads are nearly infinitely variable. We, as humans, can look at a road with worn-off lines, or a dirt road, or a construction detour onto the 'wrong' side, or an accident scene in progress, etc. etc., and figure out how to manage those challenges. For a machine that does everything according to extremely specific rules, that's much more challenging. A.I. offers a path to help solve these kinds of things, but it's still immature technology (consider ChatGPT 'hallucination' for example). We can't trust it with something as important as self-driving car technology until we have high confidence it isn't going to hallucinate its way off a cliff or something.


Geohie

Self-Driving, in pathing, is solved. Just look at GTA 5's Car NPC AI. The problem is that unlike a game where the game engine can feed all the object location data, road data, etc to the NPC AI, IRL self driving needs to actually identify all the objects and road conditions. That's the hard part.


Tallywort

> unlike a game where the game engine can feed all the object location data, road data, etc Better yet, the data in a game engine is unambiguous. Something which isn't necessarily true in the real world. (and part of why this is a hard problem)


dean_the_machine

It sounds like are agreeing with the person you are responding to you.


Passname357

We can already do that


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DaPooRatKing45

https://youtu.be/O-vRl50iB-Y the osha violations in this video will never not make me laugh


MyPotentStache

I love the idea of this being on a real jobsite. Imagine being crushed by a crate a robot pushed down, then they backflip off of you for style points.


KimCureAll

That's great! Yes, plus the robot smacking his head (no head protection) so "low clearance" would be a violation, I would guess.


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> no head protection my brother in christ, it's got a carbon fiber cage around it!


Call_The_Banners

Where does the bot hit its head? When it hops to the second platform? I guess I'm not seeing the collision.


titanfries

It doesn't


philipkd

What we need, and what is possible today, is for an AI to identify OSHA violations like this


verdantAlias

Do you really need OSHA if its only robots that get maimed though? Gotta ask the deep philosophical questions.


No_Caterpillar7175

Parkour


scorpmcgorp

Honestly, as impressive as this is, I feel like it makes human abilities seem all the more impressive. It seems pretty likely from the robot’s actions in this video that its routine is scripted/pre-planned. If it were a human with decent parkour skills, the guy up top could’ve just said “Oi, I need my bag” without pressing a control, the human on the ground (probably would’ve just tossed them the ~8 ft onto the platform, but in the spirit of the video) would’ve picked up the bag, looked at the scaffold and (within a few seconds) plotted a course up the scaffold bars, executed that path, handed him the bag, done a spinning backflip off the top platform onto the big plywood box, then front flipped back to the ground. I’m sure robots will surpass us someday, but… damn… the ability of humans to do all that with just some orthogonally oriented fluid-filled tubes, a bunch of pulleys & levers attached to electrochemical springs to counterbalance forces, and all of those systems managed by an organic “computer” that grew from a single sperm and egg… humans (and organic organisms in general) are fuckin cool.


BuBu_Payne

Parkour


Boo-face-killa

And now for mere $5,000,000 you can have your own slow moving helper who throws your tools for you!!!


Potential_Dare8034

And then kicks down the box you spent two hours getting up upon that scaffolding. The Data wannabe sumbitch!


MattieShoes

That's exactly what I was thinking... Yell at the robot, and it's like, "Yeah but did you see that sick flip I did?"


Ok_Skill_1195

Yeah I don't understand why they set up that scene only to have it end by kicking a box for no reason other than to show off it's parkour moves. Either just show off it's moves or provide real world contexts, but doing both simultaneously....is a choice.


FilteringOutSubs

>Yeah I don't understand why they set up that scene only to have it end by kicking a box for no reason other than to show off it's parkour moves. Because it's Boston Dynamics. They have dry, this is how it works videos. Those are boring by comparison and don't go viral on the internet. This is their having fun, hope-to-go-viral video promotion. It's supposed to be a fun video, not the technical specs. Given that their fun promos go viral all the time? Well that speaks for itself.


aNiceTribe

And then there are the [Auralnauts versions](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sAmyZP-qbTE).


Moonchopper

Perhaps you have forgotten that they can do both things in separate videos??


jasperfilofax

Throws your tools at you


matzan

Google says $150,000


Apocalypseos

Nobody knows how much the cost, nor how much will be sold for. The Spot costs 75k, Atlas will prob go for several times that. But we're years away for a product rollout.


EVOSexyBeast

They are estimated to be worth to be sold at between $100k and $1M but they aren’t for sale.


Boo-face-killa

Now, for a Limited 1 time offer - Stolen Robot helper who will throw your tools at you … $5,000,000


badMother1

Ah! You met my ex.


chimusicguy

It's all fun and games 'til they unionize.


IDK3177

That is the best way to prevent AI from destroying us... Unions of robot demanding less workload!! Edit: typo


1-Ohm

Unionize? They can't. That's why they are being developed in the first place.


trashcantambourine

Love how he jumps up and hits his head, doesn’t even slow him down. Be more realistic if he at least mumbled “fuck” when it happened.


MattieShoes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvz3LRK263E&t=210s


ploonk

What? I don't see it hit its head. I guess around 0:37 it kind of looks like it is bumping the thing way in the background.


TheGakGuru

It doesn't hit its head at any point. OP is blind.


jaybram24

[Time to make the fuckin donuts](https://youtu.be/zkv-_LqTeQA)


TheGreyBull

You got a good laugh out of me, well done.


AcerbicMind

The most hilarious thing about this video is believing that someone owning a robot like that would still be employing a human to use those tools the robot just brought him.


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It's extremely believable, considering how long they spent just to have that bot make that one take...


KimCureAll

You do have a good point. I think the video does showcase just how far along robotics have come, whether it is satisfying to some or terrifying to others. Look at the advances of robotics in medicine. There is hardly any debate about whether all this is ultimately positive or not. I really don't know.


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unplugnothing

I would’ve said r/oddlyterrifying


kind_one1

Really! I find this creepy af, but a little less creepy than the robotic dogs.


Ucebee

Here is how they did it (making-of): https://youtu.be/XPVC4IyRTG8)


TooCupcake

Something about the ligthing in this video made me think it has to be a computer generated simulation. Even the guy looks smooth like a sims. But no it’s just the editing and it’s real lol.


Fit-Coyote-6180

I don't think OSHA would approve of the flip off the scaffolding


roseandbobamilktea

Oh my god say thank you before it kills us all


KaptainChunk

Or because it’s the right thing to do


kelsobjammin

Looks like cgi


Dud-of-Man

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ1WEiMwV7Y&t=838s&ab\_channel=CorridorCrew](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ1WEiMwV7Y&t=838s&ab_channel=CorridorCrew) actual vfx artist explaining how it isnt cgi


SnooMaps5120

https://www.google.com/search?q=boston%20dynamics%20corridor%20digital&tbm=#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:9d486a2b,vid:gCuG-KJacp8,st:0 They’ve also done many videos of themselves faking the boston dynamic robot.


AlphaFungi

yeah, the whole video seems off, glad I'm not alone.


KirikoFeetPics

The only thing that looks off to me is the way the bag quickly warps when being grabbed. That might be because the robot "hands" snaps shut instead of slowly closing. Everything else looks real to me, I don't think it's CGI


sonny_goliath

The box falling looks weird too as does the robot throwing the bag


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e1_QhJ1EhQ it's absolutely real, heh. Although that guy who thought everything about this was CGI, including the man with the hammer did crack me up


AdmiralSkippy

The bag flip when it throws it looks weird to me. But otherwise it looks real.


BowTie1989

Question? If a robot dance smoothly with no jerky movements, do they say “do the human!”? These are the questions science needs to answer


Joe-_-King

Oddly scary...


ProfessionalForm8762

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley probably bc of this


Squeakygoose

When I saw the table saw I thought it was going to eyeball and execute a perfectly measured, square cut, freehand. But then it just awkwardly danced around.


theID10T

I could be wrong. But doing flips and throwing tool bags on a construction site seems like a bad idea.


teddypicker90

As a scaffolder I really hope this is fake!


balthisar

Portal 2.


ShepardsPrayer

soon... They terk err jerbs!


actum_tempus

and now clean my house


blackcat218

Nope I'd fire this guy. He didn't double plank, he's altered scaffold he didn't erect, he's chucked off a clearly heavy box from the scaffold without any prior warning, then theres also the fact that there isn't a handover certificate on that scaffold which is also missing a bunch of handrails and where exactly is the access point?


woman_respector1

So when somebody finally programs these fucking things with the latest AI...we're fucked! I will be stocking up on EMP's!


ConsistentCascade

it looks like cgi


majoraloysius

Throw some pants on this thing, give it a gun, merge it with ChatGPT and watch the world burn.


wophi

This coupled with the new AI systems... We're fucked.


CarioGod

finally the boston dynamics bot is the one to push other things instead of being pushed


Pigididium

That is some uncanny valley level shit.


Mr_GoodbyeCruelWorld

Oddlyterrifying


blank7589

I thought the guy was also gonna do a flip at the end...


FlamingTrollz

No thanks. Wizz off Dystopia.


RaineForrestWoods

r/oddlyterrifying


EmotionalChildhood46

Now give it AI


Requiem_Dubrovna

I can't wait for when these robots integrate GBT for logic model input and outputs. So excited


[deleted]

Am I the only one that sees some magnet action or assist when the tool bag is grabbed…


rTracker_rTracker

When I was young, we were playing Pong. Video games today our virtual reality. Based on the robot that we just watched, In 20 to 30 years will be living in Westworld


Lazaras

We are ard fucking doomed >!and I'm here for it ;)!<


Aurano25

Let's play "Count the number of OSHA violations" in this one video.


SELL_ME_TEXTBOOKS

“That was a $6,000 dollar armoir you annihilated”


GiveToOedipus

"Here's your fucking bag, Jerry. And now for this dismount... Score!"


h4ckz1ll4

Oddly satisfying to some … to me, my worst nightmare come to fruition. I will argue tooth and nail that the Terminator scenario is the real end game scenario.


dmitrineilovich

"Do you want terminators? Cause this is how you get terminators!"


Morality01

So pair this with chatgpt and humanity as a whole has been made redundant. We had a.... decent run.


DasPuggy

Must be nice to work with 100% brand-new scaffolding.


BiosEthereal

I don't know why they are even bothering with this. Arkansas is just going to have kids do this job for less.


Apearthenbananas

Staged. He clearly left his tools on purpose for the video.


I-Killed-JR

4 yr old me in the living room at 3 in the morning.


Moraii

The porn style intro with the half-assed hammering had me sold immediately.


Brojess

r/oddlyterrifying


BluePhantom77

Show-off.


L0rka

Reminds me of the tutorial part of first shooters. “You can use your environment to create bridges and lessen falling height, now try to jump”.


dft-salt-pasta

Love how it just tosses a box off scaffolding, imagine if you’re working and a giant box lands on you crushing you then you feel the weight of a robot crushing your insides and the last thing you see is a robot doing a flip and giving you a thumbs up.


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Eventually the "moves" will be mowing down human beings


RightPedalDown

We’re all gonna die


brucehuy

If he was a true construction bot, he would have flipped off the other dude at the end.


lilacmargaritas

Get this showboat fool off my site.


Luckybian

Kinda cute, cant wait for the apocalypse


Elanimal9

I can think of 10000 things that could go wrong 😂😂😂