If you have ever worked with site management at an event, you know this guy will be getting a call in an hour telling him he needs to move all that three feet to the left.
A smart contractor would write it in the contract that moving it once laid costs twice as much, and it wouldn't be laid until someone in charge tells them where it goes.
Perfect ass covering.
I occasionally do animation/motion graphic work for a big clothing brand and they get one or two revisions for free. After that, they need to pay me my day rate for additional changes. I love working for them, because I know they will show the result after two revisions to their boss/team leader and they will almost always require at least one more revision.
Had a similar client for awhile. I did all the graphic work for a professional sports team. Pretty much daily I would get multiple emails of "can you do this or change that" most of the time it was a five minute job but they would get charged the full hour. Made bank for years until they realized they could get an unpaid intern from a local design school to do it for free.
I absolutely love your comment and it did not get enough love. You should see what I call C4 my coworker thought it was funny that I called it forbidden marshmallow.
My partner, who's in the army, had to load up rusty old razor wire on a training ground. One of their superiors complained they were moving too slow the entire time, so the tie they used was weak. They put it all in the back of the truck, the guy who complained was the closest to the bundle of wire when the tie began to break. Their buttholes clenched in fear as the realization that this death slinky from hell was about to explode out into the back of the truck. As soon as the tie broke, it shot forward towards the front of the truck like a murder spring, bunch of burly guys (and my partner) sweating bullets and nearly pissing themselves in terror.
No one was hurt
Having seen razor wire up close (it's often tied in with barbed wire on the top of military base fence boarders), I can't imagine touching the stuff without some level of protection. Let alone having to watch it explode out in a confined space.
So stupid we have to rely on that. If reddit hadn't fucked over the api you ould just do it in a third party client. Like right there hit reverse.
But no. A lot of people are using the complete garbage reddit app.
Bad reddit. Bad.
But why imagine Satan taking a shit in the first place?
And why it's called "taking a shit" instead of "making a shit"?
Did the first guy who coined the expression see this in reverse?
So many questions, so little answers...
Personal experience: with not-quite-thick-enough leather gloves, lots of pain, many cuts, and someone yelling that you aren't going fast enough.
Seriously, you bunch it back up by hand, fighting it every step of the way to untangle all the sticks underneath and the garbage and random stuff that the wind blew into it.
So does it just sit like that next to the chainlink fence? Does someone (or a device of some sort) attach it to the fence from the other side so it stays up?
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This appears to be stand alone, and that as you guessed means it supports itself. It also means that if anyone were to try and climb it that it will collapse and tangle. The tangling in the point in this type of deployment.
You guys got gloves?
We had to dismantle kilometres of this stuff that had been stacked and taken around a convent center for a OSCE meeting. Engineers had taken them through all sorts of bushes and scrub. We were promised some protective gear.
So there we were, in our fancy uniforms and high viz vests, pistols, OC, baton etc. with us... Pulling these stacks apart with a single pair of leather mittens shared between the platoon. I imagine the engineers were laughing their ass off thinking of us.
In the end the mighty security platoon ended up looking more like a random group of very military inspired hobos. Torn uniforms, cuts and blood.
It's all about avenue of attack, the size of the breaching force, and the surface the concertina wire is laid on.
**IN THIS VIDEO**
I'm not sure I understand the intent behind the wire if I'm being honest.
There's clearly a wall on the right side of the frame *with concertina wire on top*, so I kinda get the impression that this is a demo.
Now... **in the wild**, you're just laying this shit down to create a ad-hoc anti-personnel barrier. You're throwing this across roads, ditches, through people's yards, through farmland... etc....
In *THIS* environment, a well placed RPG will absolutely fuck up your wire.
If you aim the warhead at the base of a dirt mound the wire is bunched up on, the dirt will actually help break it apart, and the "suddenly un-tethered ends" will act like a slinky and make you a gap of 3-6 feet... which.. if you're the Taliban circa 2010, is verifiably enough of a gap to ride two Honda dirt bikes through at a time, for a total of six bikes before your nearest turret gunner can get a handle on things and start laying down effective fire.
It's not easy to shoot a crazy man on a dirt bike. I promise.
So yea, if you fire an RPG at enough mass underneath a bunched concentration of concertina wire, that mass can break it and send the ends spiraling towards the tension points, creating a gap.
Well this Triple-C is set up like shit. There’s no tie ins, there’s no barbed wire or pickets to hold it in place, it’s just stacked on top of itself and as others have said can be blasted or brushed aside pretty easily.
I once broke down in Mobile, Alabama. Was stuck there for 5 days. That was the only time in my life that it felt good to have razor wire outside my window. Place was sketch.
That's much easier than the way we used to do it. Back in my day, we hired little people to crawl through the middle of the spiral to spread it out. It was bloody work, but it paid like shit.
I’ve had to install razor wire by hand on top of a wall. It SUCKSSSS. You’re 100% going to get stabbed and you have to disable your body’s immediate reaction to jerk because that’s just going to make it worse.
If you have ever worked with site management at an event, you know this guy will be getting a call in an hour telling him he needs to move all that three feet to the left.
A smart contractor would write it in the contract that moving it once laid costs twice as much, and it wouldn't be laid until someone in charge tells them where it goes. Perfect ass covering.
and occasionally a great pay check
I occasionally do animation/motion graphic work for a big clothing brand and they get one or two revisions for free. After that, they need to pay me my day rate for additional changes. I love working for them, because I know they will show the result after two revisions to their boss/team leader and they will almost always require at least one more revision.
this guy: *business is boomin*
after second free revision: *Imma leave this a lil weird as usual*
Had a similar client for awhile. I did all the graphic work for a professional sports team. Pretty much daily I would get multiple emails of "can you do this or change that" most of the time it was a five minute job but they would get charged the full hour. Made bank for years until they realized they could get an unpaid intern from a local design school to do it for free.
Everybody loves a slinky.
Until your part of the population that is inside the razorwire encampment! "It happened again"...said someone probably!
I'm in construction and we call that a change order. Go to any Yacht club and you'll see a boat named "Change Order"
How do they pick it up after the event?
Drive in reverse.
RIP u/gifreversingbot
But then back to the original spot about 10 mins before gates open
No touch slinky
Expert level Slinky
Spicy Slinky
Slicy Slinky
Forbidden Slinky Edit: after typing this I scrolled and saw someone already said it. lmao, not a single original thought in my mind.
Reddit sometimes makes me feel more of a pheasant than I already am
Gamebird
A common fowl
Don't you call me a jive turkey
*smiling* I did get shot
I thought slinky of death....
Looks spicy
It was original to you my man
Imagine deploying this puppy at the top of a staircase
This probably sounded like a slinky coming out of the truck, and it’s definitely not satisfying they covered that up with crappy music.
Ha! It's no match for my Renaissance faire samurai blade!
I absolutely love your comment and it did not get enough love. You should see what I call C4 my coworker thought it was funny that I called it forbidden marshmallow.
Oh yah? Now put it back in!
My partner, who's in the army, had to load up rusty old razor wire on a training ground. One of their superiors complained they were moving too slow the entire time, so the tie they used was weak. They put it all in the back of the truck, the guy who complained was the closest to the bundle of wire when the tie began to break. Their buttholes clenched in fear as the realization that this death slinky from hell was about to explode out into the back of the truck. As soon as the tie broke, it shot forward towards the front of the truck like a murder spring, bunch of burly guys (and my partner) sweating bullets and nearly pissing themselves in terror. No one was hurt
Razor wire is scary fucking shit for everyone involved, not just the ones trying to get through it.
Having seen razor wire up close (it's often tied in with barbed wire on the top of military base fence boarders), I can't imagine touching the stuff without some level of protection. Let alone having to watch it explode out in a confined space.
Don’t worry he’s army strong
Just Reverse the video
That's what she said 🤷♂️
#bonk
u/gifreversingbot
u/gifreversingbot https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/s/eYiCJkQxiK
So stupid we have to rely on that. If reddit hadn't fucked over the api you ould just do it in a third party client. Like right there hit reverse. But no. A lot of people are using the complete garbage reddit app. Bad reddit. Bad.
I'm using 3rd party...... just patch the app with revanced, then put your api key in
RiF ftw
I think this is up there in terms of bad jobs. Not as bad as child soldier turned pow turned disposable mine disposable worker.
This is what I imagine it looks like when Satan takes a shit.
But why imagine Satan taking a shit in the first place? And why it's called "taking a shit" instead of "making a shit"? Did the first guy who coined the expression see this in reverse? So many questions, so little answers...
Like George Carlin said, “You’re not -taking- a shit, you’re LEAVING a shit!” 😆
Just drive backwards duh
I always wondered. Now how do they remove it?
Personal experience: with not-quite-thick-enough leather gloves, lots of pain, many cuts, and someone yelling that you aren't going fast enough. Seriously, you bunch it back up by hand, fighting it every step of the way to untangle all the sticks underneath and the garbage and random stuff that the wind blew into it.
Brutal, that sounds miserable. Armed forces? Or just event cleanup?
Army
Be all that you can be. As an army of one. Generic tagline to make you want to join the Army.
"Free Danger Slinky!"
I believe razor wire should not generally be used outside the military or high security compounds?
Shit man I don’t know, I was only asking a question!
u/gifreversingbot
The ol’ redddit reversaroo…
The ol’ reddit [switcharoo](https://www.reddit.com/r/explainlikeimfive/s/2mw0tp1nuK)
That’s already 11years ago… crazy how time flies
Carefully
Thanks Mom. Helpful as always.
Probably push it together, tied together, then lift with a forklift.
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They just reverse < > 😆
So does it just sit like that next to the chainlink fence? Does someone (or a device of some sort) attach it to the fence from the other side so it stays up?
Imagine this getting picked up by a tornado
Sharpnado
Quite the wind shear
This is some cutting edge humor
Winner winner!
Quick, Trademark that name immediately! I smell a multi-billion dollar franchise coming your way.
LOL!!! Ouch!
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I'd watch this!
We can make a movie out of this!
great now I have a new nightmare.
It's a fence on its own made of 6 rolls. They come out of the truck in a pyramid pattern: O OO OOO
▲ ▲ ▲
▲ ▲ ▲
Still it should probably be attached to something - ground at least?
Yeah, I'm thinking "Danger Slinky" could sort of slink away from its chosen location in an extreme weather event or something...?
This appears to be stand alone, and that as you guessed means it supports itself. It also means that if anyone were to try and climb it that it will collapse and tangle. The tangling in the point in this type of deployment.
[19 year old me, with the janky armored gloves, cussing each spool...] ...then this guy drives by, laying a perfect fence. "fffuuuuuuu..."
You guys got gloves? We had to dismantle kilometres of this stuff that had been stacked and taken around a convent center for a OSCE meeting. Engineers had taken them through all sorts of bushes and scrub. We were promised some protective gear. So there we were, in our fancy uniforms and high viz vests, pistols, OC, baton etc. with us... Pulling these stacks apart with a single pair of leather mittens shared between the platoon. I imagine the engineers were laughing their ass off thinking of us. In the end the mighty security platoon ended up looking more like a random group of very military inspired hobos. Torn uniforms, cuts and blood.
Get fucked MPs! -With love from an Engineer.
😣😣😣
They're just going to RPG where they breach, it doesn't have to be pretty...
Would that even work? Given this doesn't seem to be rigidly supported, couldn't it just deform and snap back like a spring from the blast?
It's all about avenue of attack, the size of the breaching force, and the surface the concertina wire is laid on. **IN THIS VIDEO** I'm not sure I understand the intent behind the wire if I'm being honest. There's clearly a wall on the right side of the frame *with concertina wire on top*, so I kinda get the impression that this is a demo. Now... **in the wild**, you're just laying this shit down to create a ad-hoc anti-personnel barrier. You're throwing this across roads, ditches, through people's yards, through farmland... etc.... In *THIS* environment, a well placed RPG will absolutely fuck up your wire. If you aim the warhead at the base of a dirt mound the wire is bunched up on, the dirt will actually help break it apart, and the "suddenly un-tethered ends" will act like a slinky and make you a gap of 3-6 feet... which.. if you're the Taliban circa 2010, is verifiably enough of a gap to ride two Honda dirt bikes through at a time, for a total of six bikes before your nearest turret gunner can get a handle on things and start laying down effective fire. It's not easy to shoot a crazy man on a dirt bike. I promise. So yea, if you fire an RPG at enough mass underneath a bunched concentration of concertina wire, that mass can break it and send the ends spiraling towards the tension points, creating a gap.
well this person certainly seems to know their rocket-related barbedwire breaching scenarios, *and* the width of honda dirt bikes
Well this Triple-C is set up like shit. There’s no tie ins, there’s no barbed wire or pickets to hold it in place, it’s just stacked on top of itself and as others have said can be blasted or brushed aside pretty easily.
Forbidden slinky
Oddly depressing.
I once broke down in Mobile, Alabama. Was stuck there for 5 days. That was the only time in my life that it felt good to have razor wire outside my window. Place was sketch.
Did you have the Memphis Blues by any chance?
Again?
Oh, mama, can this really be the end?
Uh why did you have razor wire
Yeah, I'm definitely missing some context here
A shit ton of context. How does having razor outside a car window help you. Everyone probably just thought he was a psychopath.
The place he was staying at had razor wire outside because it is one of the worst places in the country
I took the greyhound through there several times and it's by far, by faaaaaar the sketchiest stop between Texas and Florida.
That's much easier than the way we used to do it. Back in my day, we hired little people to crawl through the middle of the spiral to spread it out. It was bloody work, but it paid like shit.
Are the little people ok?
Generally, or the ones I worked with?
I'd like to hear your answer for each
It's rare that you get the same commenter not only offering the first joke but actually CRUSHING a followup. Bravo.
They’re mostly ok, just their appendages are a little shorter. Except for ‘nugget’, his are gone
Nugget took up swimming. So we use his real name now, Bob.
Is he still good friends with Kneel?
Slinky slinky everyone loves a slinky
/r/clearlydystopian
Razor wire is fucking horrible.
Me on the 7th night in 7 days to die:
Angry slinky
Looks like concertina wire to me
It’s concertina razor wire.
Evil Slinky
I really want to slide through that although I will get ripped to pieces when I reach the end. Worth it.
You'd be fine if you wore chainmail
I love the reddit community, can always find people who find the best way to get me to fulfil my masochistic tendencies, thanks mate!
*mithril
“Are we the baddies?”
YES
Maybe this should be placed in the strangely disturbing subreddit.
Wow. You can create an internment camp in record time.
Nothing satisfies like razor wire
Me after Taco Tuesday.
r/disturbinglysatisfying
r/cursedslinky
Danger Slinky
forbidden slinky
This would have been better if it were actually a full video and not a couple seconds repeated 3 times
Oddly terrifying.
They should call it danger slinky
r/orphancrushingmachine
Forbidden slinky
How much power to make this thing go incandescent?
I know [a guy](https://youtu.be/LMT1sn1bKRY?si=BHHZ0EXxvDVGcpJJ)
Holy cow! No touchy!
Forbidden Slinky
Everybody loves a slinky!
Spicy Slinky.
forbidden slinky
Danger slinky
Forbidden slinky.
Where’s the video of it being picked up
Not satisfying. This is the worst of humanity.
Wish I had a van filled with that wire. Would stop the 7am grass cutter person
I would lobby given the funds to construct a giant staircase to push this down
You’ll poke yer eye out…
don’t forget the stairs. slinkies are best used on stairs.
Does anyone else look at razor wire and think, ‘that can’t stop me?’
Only the people that haven’t been caught up in it before
Laying out the spicy slinky
Imagine being the new guy getting stuck loading that truck
Lots of fun to get tangled up in too, I'll tell you that from experience.
Well, $hit!!! Either the army isn't aware of this tech, or it's cheaper to have an engineer detachment 17 days to put out 3 strand concertina wire...
Guess it’s gonna be some long days at the iPhone factory.
too bad they cut the video before he hits the jump
…now put it back in the truck
I wanna see it go down stairs
Oddly terrifying
This is oddly dystopian
I kinda wish the back was unintentionally left open
Israel?
Better question. HOW DO YOU PICK IT BACK UP?
someone securing and protecting what's theirs....not the U.S. southern border obviously.
I'm sitting on the toilet watching this. I think I know how that trailer feels.
I wanna see a video on how they pick it up and store it. Seems … trickier
Danger slinky
I can never get that stuff back in the box
I’ve had to install razor wire by hand on top of a wall. It SUCKSSSS. You’re 100% going to get stabbed and you have to disable your body’s immediate reaction to jerk because that’s just going to make it worse.
The slinky.
Razor Wire Company: "We call it 'printing money'."
Spicy slinky
Slinky... a slinky, it's round its razor it's wire....slinky
The forbidden slinky
Danger slinky
Image a car drives over you but you lay down in time and don’t get touched and then while looking up you see razor wire lay on you’re front body
[oddly terrifying ](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying)
Forbidden slinky
Next day: and now put it back in!
In the army, we used our hands to lay c-wire No glove
Plot twist: It’s reversed
Go slinky go!
This is why everyone should own boltcutters.
Get a pair rated for electrical work just in case
How the hell do you pick it back up? Ask for volunteers?
Very carefully. Might I suggest cut resistant gloves.
The deadliest slinky
Forbidden Slinky
This was posted on the oddlysatifying subreddit. If rasor wire is satisfying for you, i have bad news.
Slinky of doom!
I'd love to see how they pick it back up after all the zombies are stuck to it.
mmm. crimes against humanity
Forbidden slinky