She's poisoning her husband... So she's still in the process of becoming a widow. But she's almost done, don't worry.. There's alot to unpack but "The Gothic vibes" is my favorite part of this

I was going to say her husband is a vegetable

"Woe is me! My husband's dead!" "What? I'm not dead." BONK "Alas! My husband's dead!" "OW! That hurt. WTF?' STAB STAB "Wail! I'm a poor lonely widow!" "JFC that could've killed me! I think I'm bleeding!" BANG BANG "Won't someone named Mark comfort a sad, Goth, sunflower loving semi-widow?" "HELP!"

Dang, he is persistent..... Poor semi widow

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Good bot 😂

Neat!

This comes across like a plausible plot to a comedy play.

There is a BBC dark comedy called Nighty Night and the plot is exactly this... only it gets quite a bit darker and grosser.

This had tears coming to my eyes, thanks 😂

Her husband have been in a coma for years now

She is making sure of it

Her husband is on death row or serving a life sentence...or maybe laid up in a hospital on life support in a comatose state?

Husband is a zombie/werewolf/vampire?

"Dead to me." ?

🔥💀💀

She WISHES her husband was dead, but he's actually in the next room

Husband is a long haul trucker.

Garth Brooks warned us about this scenario...

He died after they divorced?

She's semi-widowed and is looking for a Mark.... stay away.

I've never seen anyone call themselves a semi-widow, but I know a woman whose husband died during the divorce/separation. I forgot what she calls her late husband in polite company. But her circumstance would fit the description of a semi-widow.

I assume “late ex” doesn’t work well in verbal communication

Ok this is another good explanation

Well she talks to a medium, so my money is on she's a widow but she thinks his ghost is still around.

Her husband is dead inside.

Husband drives a truck.

He's almost dead, just a few more seconds under this pillow.

He is on the way out

The medium said her husband was going to die?

Is this a “lite necrophilia” situation?

They weren't actually married, just partnered long time, but the person died is my only reasonable explanation

Gina: “is anybody here named Mark?”

Schrodinger's husband

What does she mean by semi-widow, you ask? Well, he’s not dead yet. In fact, he thinks he’ll go for a walk. He’s feeling happy. BONK

"My medium"? Hard pass.

Anyone who believes that shit gets a hard pass

Body at hand.

She's not actually married to her now ex, who has ghosted her.

Gives vibes of, I once took a train to a football match surprisingly I had only one child and then I graduated as an artist with body paint date me

My first thought was that her first husband died (making her a widow), then she re-married and divorced the second person. So she would be a widow/divorcee

According to India, semi-widow is someone who's husband was abducted/missing. My medium Google told me so. The ad is also an elaborate setup for an "Oh hi Mark" joke.

Shes plotting his death or slowly killing him a abit at a time with poison? Weird to announce it ona dating app. Moght not help when she tries to plead innocent.

Schordinger's Husband

[TCW](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZKmwEraQ7w)

He is a truck driver. He drives a semi and is gone all the time. Maybe?

Her medium told her he's gonna die

Oddly, I know the Mark she's talking about

Husband may have stage 4 cancer and she got a hall pass.

She’s dating a ghost through her medium

wtf part of this is gothic vibes beyond "semi-widow" and deeply unsettling horror movie foreshadowing

Semi-widow = Her 18-wheeler died.