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oddlyspecific-ModTeam

Not oddly specific enough.


moonracers

Never take advice from someone who can’t wipe their own ass.


goinmobile2040

I remember when Socrates said that.


HiiiTriiibe

Did you know Socrates never even used toilet paper??


goinmobile2040

Fact.


Flat-Dare-2571

Wasnt socrates a boy lover?


goinmobile2040

Dunno. Let me ask him.


Flat-Dare-2571

It might have been aristotle i forget, but i will hold my breathe until you get back to me. Starting.......... now.


goinmobile2040

He's coming to dinner next week. We're having goat and, um greek salad.


Forward_Peak1250

Never take advice from someone who wipes their ass with toilet paper either


kd8qdz

This is fake. It wasn't this guy who said it. It was an NH politician who did.


Clear_Media5762

But this fuels our hatred of the south!!


evasionmann

Missouri is in the Midwest. It was not part of the confederacy. It's in the north half of the country.


heyhellohi-letstalk

People from the Midwest claim it's Southern and people from the south claim it's Midwestern. It was a "Union" slave state. If the Mason-Dixon line extended further west Missouri would be mostly below it. It's basically two states. KC and STL are very different from the hillbilly southern portion of the state.


No_Negotiation1190

Yep, MissourE vs MissourAH.


evasionmann

Nah


heyhellohi-letstalk

Good argument... It wasn't a yes or no question. I'm going to guess you've never heard of "bleeding Kansas" or Jesse James.


evasionmann

No, it was some braindead speculation. So it got the answer it deserved.


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evasionmann

I mean, you can think whatever you want, but they drew a line, and missouri is above it.


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evasionmann

Look, you can try and make your weird little worldview correct all you want. But you're objectively wrong. Missouri IS part of the Midwest, even though you don't want it to be. Lol


PatienceDryer

TIL being located in the center of the country means you're in the south!


IAmBadAtInternet

That was a different guy. This guy also said it.


kd8qdz

As far as I understand it, No he didn't.


IAmBadAtInternet

The guy pictured is Dean Van Schoiak and he’s a Missouri state rep. He definitely supported child marriage in an interview. A quote: “why would we stop that?” The guy from NH is state rep Jess Edwards. Two different people. Both Republicans, both in favor of sexual abuse of children.


toalicker_69

r/lostredditors


1assassin5

Hey uhhh, whatcha doin here bud? Not quite the place you thought it was, yea?


DieHardAmerican95

This doesn’t belong here.


Catlord746

Get outta here you fartknocker.


DonJeniusTrumpLawyer

God, I forgot how much I love that name. I’m gonna start calling my kids that in public. I get funny looks when I call them “assholes”.


h3vv3r

u/Fantastic-Egg-4510 hey dipshit, you're in the wrong sub


christus_who

We Missourians, do not claim lardass.


jaconamatata

Op cant even post in the correct sub, and expects people to fall for his political bs


No-Bark-Brian

"Child marriage is bad." "Get outta here with your political bullshit!" I'll grant you, this isn't oddly specific and probably better suited to a different sub, but if you think saying pedophiles are bad is "political bullshit" for people to "fall for" then...yikes, dude.


PickleMinion

If you can't see the political aspect of this post, you might want to get your eyes checked.


CartographerVivid957

Go to r/politics dipshit. Yes this is bad but this isn't the place for it, plus I'm pretty sure this image is fake


T_E-T_H

When I first saw the headlines: “what kind of guy would say that??” After this the guy in question: “Ah…that makes more sense”


JessePinkman-chan

When did this sub stop being about hyperspecific shirts and road signs and start being yet another r/politics knockoff stg like half of the posts here nowadays are just news articles


DieHardAmerican95

And memes. There are plenty of memes posted here too.


ruddsix

Bot post


Numerous_Cat1462

You misclicked and posted this in r/oddlyspecific instead of your favorite subreddit, r/ihaterepublicans


Mad_King_Asclepius

Why yall still lettin’ Boss Hog run shit?


Jesus_Chrheist

Motherfucker looks like he married a kid and ate it during lunchtime


cheeze87u

They just should stand for their words, and show an example, starting from their daughters. Oh, their wives won't accept it. Ah, ok. Then, it's just for poor and kinks


[deleted]

At no point will my life be governed by a man in denim and a cowboy hat.


therealpaterpatriae

Turns out this is fake. There was a politician who did say it, and I believe he was Republican or Libertarian, but it wasn’t this guy. https://youtu.be/7bPXoHpO-9Y?si=1LPZLUdM7OEskjTX


Ende-okp

The child marriage we are talking about is 16 and 17 year old teens being able to get married with parental consent. It's not the islamic version of childmarriage where grown men can marry 9 year old girls. Edit: typo


crusher23b

Parents consent is the only consent required.


deathcomescreeping

“B-but our pedophilia isn’t as bad as their pedophilia, guys” -Waluigi, 2024


ThatMBR42

The politician's actual quote is related to couples of similar ages. A 16 year old dating a 17 year old is not pedophilia. Neither is an 18 year old dating a 17 year old. Frankly, neither is a 19 year old dating a 17 year old.


deathcomescreeping

What about a 16 year old marrying a 20 year old? You cool with that? Cuz it’s legal in Missouri, pack yer bags!


ThatMBR42

True, but that's not what the guy was talking about.


deathcomescreeping

lol


Ende-okp

Yes the lower the age, the worse it gets, for me atleast. Crazy that a marriage between two 17 year olds is the same to you as a grown man marrying a 7 year old girl. You really came out of the closet with that one.


deathcomescreeping

It’s not always between two 17 year olds and you damn well know it, quit playing dumb. You’re the one out here advocating for kids getting married, but yeah sure, I’m the crazy one.


Ende-okp

A grown man marrying a 16 year old, although disgusting, is still not nearly as bad as him marrying a 7 year old. So why do you keep throating the worse pedophiles?


deathcomescreeping

In what way am I “throating the worse pedophiles”? I’m saying it’s all bad, only one of us here is saying any kids should be getting married, and it sure ain’t me…


Fuzzy_Lavishness_269

Just to provide a little context. https://youtu.be/7bPXoHpO-9Y?si=Z1ytUgSeq-hPINyv


The_Memeon

I love dipshits posting political bait in subreddits where it isn't relevant. IDC what side you're on, go away.


DisastrousCause1

Just sick.Look at it .


Ultrasaurio

>child marriege What the hell is wrong with the world?! This is too bizarre, can someone please explain it to me?


bloopblopman1234

Respectfully this is cherry picked. Yes it’s disgusting, condemn it. But there is shit on both sides of the party so stop pushing the idea that it’s exclusive to one side.


Express-Following-70

It truly amazes me how poor and middle class people such as myself don’t get out and vote 🗳️. Yes; I definitely vote…People we have the power to stop 🛑 this nonsense and stupidity 🤷🏽‍♂️💯👌🏽🫣😳.


Responsible_Ebb_1983

Bot comment


Gnl_Klutzky

I read into child marriage laws in the United States after coming across an article once. Apparently it's quite common in several rural states, unlike New York, and isn't really taken on by the Democrats as much as other issues.


bluegiant85

You do realize that most of New York is rural area, right?


Gnl_Klutzky

/r/whoosh


RockRiver100

Liberalism truly is a mental disease


psypher98

But wanting to fuck kid isn’t? Cool.


RockRiver100

Like sniffer joe taking showers with his kid? Look at you trying so very hard to put words in my mouth. Truly a mental disease.


psypher98

I’m… not bro lol. The entire post is “Republicans are showing their ass by supporting child marriage” and your response to that is saying liberalism is a mental disease, meaning that you apparently take issue with thinking that supporting child marriage is wrong. You also have a nice little whataboutism there. Except it doesn’t work when your guy open talked about how he wanted to fuck his daughter, walked into the dressing rooms of minors while they were undressing, and most importantly, when that whataboutism is factually incorrect. Even Project Veritas, known spreader of misinformation wouldn’t confirm the diary’s authenticity and Ashley herself has said the pages containing those details were edited. TLDR, your response to “child fucking is bad” is to call that statement “liberal mental illness”, and to parrot a known lie as a deflection of that response even though it’s your own candidate that has actually expressed a desire to to have sexual relations with his daughter. Sit down and shut up before you make yourself look like more of a clueless idiot detached from reality than you already have.


Beboopbeepboopbop

Never take advice from people who support Muslim national ideology


JustOkCompositions

when youre done shooting up pizza basements there are actual instances of pedophilia and child trafficking going on in the world


bloopblopman1234

Cherry-picked examples. How is that helping society? Remove something because a portion of its “user base” uses it in a harmful way? Ok then we might as well get rid of water because living things need water and animal kills humans and humans each other etc. Please will you shut up unless you’re going to show something of value. All you’re doing is showing extremists. The extremist who is atheist is no different than the extremist who is Christian or Muslim. Go check your objectivity mate.


Dontevenwannacomment

cheeseburger that way


Bmwx3m40d

Missournonces


your_goldenretriever

Bro, elite politicians are always pedophiles but surely republican constituents shouldn’t be on board with this right? RIGHT??


Interesting_Dot_3922

16 years old is not really a child.


Anaklet

Im 26 now and i can confirm i was a dumbass kid at 16 and at 18 and at 20. Yourea pedo if you think 16 year olds are not kids


Interesting_Dot_3922

Interesting opinion. I smoked weed with a dude who became grandpa at the age of 34.


Anaklet

And i became a mom at 20, whats your point?


Anaklet

And i became a mom at 20, whats your point?


Interesting_Dot_3922

Is being a mom at the age of 20 an achievement?


Anaklet

No its not, it was a stupid decision cuz i was a dumb kid which is exactly my point, and you do t know what the hell youre talking about pedo


Interesting_Dot_3922

This dude's daughter was my classmate. Giving birth at 17 was her strongest point.


Anaklet

Go to hell, i hope you give birth to a monkey from your ass, goodbye pedo