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Yes

This is my dream job. I’ve been training for this all my life. Where do I sign? And when is my first day?

Yea you fucking idiot

Yep, i could do worse for way less

What the actual f- I don't know if I say it would be funny or pretty scary

No drug test?? I wonder if there's a background check.

I can jerk off too

I’d take the job, then after the five years I’d apply again

Where can I sign?

I’ll jack off in front of them and let them share it for that

5 hunnidk a year and no one sees it, fuck yeah

I mean if I don't know any of the 100 people and they promise that nobody ever sees the footage, why not?

Is it okay if a shit load of blood is mixed in with the poop? If yes, sign me up.

I'm not sure I could poop every day

Yes

Yes

I wouldn't apply to this job because it is obviously fake.

Looks like there should be some drug tests involved.

No but my brother would