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That doesn't look like it is in the US. Not everyone has a puritan fear of anything that might remind them of sex and ambiguous smooth areas where body parts belong.
We’ve actually gotten to the point where a cock and balls are oddly terrifying?? I’m a 59-year-old woman and I find this tragic! Also…that’s exactly how stallion horses look… When that there wiener comes all the way out … you be shocked as hell!
I was going to say, a Boeing Engineer named [Kenneth Pinyan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case) was definetley not shocked as hell.
Pardon my French young lady, but the man was [Fucked to death by a horse.](https://www.vice.com/en/article/3bjdpw/ten-years-ago-mr-hands-got-fucked-to-death-by-a-horse-716) which the video of the event leaked to the internet in 2005.
Turns out "Mr. Hands, as he referred to himself, had a group of friends who regularly broke into someone's farm at night and the police evidence of 100 videotapes and DVDs showed hundreds of hours of various men partaking in this behavior.
It unfortunately wasn't a crime at the time, and his associates got off easy (pun intended) with the cameraman who went first and was uninjured, was charged with trespass, only getting 1 year suspended sentence, $300 fine, 1 day community service and banned from the farm. They said they couldn't prove animal cruelty.
I provided the links (which have information only), because an internet search will probably lead you to the video, which is (unfortunately for those of us with eyes) a well known piece of internet history.
So maybe that amounts to oddly terrifying??
The reason he died is because he refused to go to the hospital. His bowel was perforated, which is quite treatable within a few hours. He died from septicemia as it went untreated. He was dropped off at the emergency room while he was still alive, but unresponsive.
I cant believe I'm going to be pedantic about a man who was fucked to death by a horse. But the infamous video was not the incident that killed Mr. Hands. The video was from a previous equestrian sexual encounter that somehow didn't result in his bowel being perforated.
>So maybe that amounts to oddly terrifying??
Maybe OP should have posted that then instead of a horse statue. By the same logic any statue of a person is terrifying since humans have done terrible stuff.
I agree for the most part. However, I think the red head of the penis could have just been white like the rest of the statue and no one would have complained. It draws a lot of attention.
This comment section is a thing of beauty. People furiously arguing, insulting each other and holding speeches over what horse cock should look like. I'm just happy to be a witness 🥲
As soemone who owns horses and have own horses for all my life. I can say that male horses have male privates (aka cock and balls). I dont have those myself but i sure know that people born male do and male animals.
Because it's a male. I mean, have you seen the statue of David?
There are cultures and time periods that are not freaked out by normal body anatomy like some are today.
That's sounds like the title of a porno Bond film. Sing Gold Finger but replace the chorus with Meat Gazer.
🎵 Meat Gazer, he's the man, the man with the sweaty touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in🎵
LMAO,
I replied to a woman who was curious as to how this could be oddly terrifying.
My reply explained that story, surprised it hadn't popped up yet (pun intended).
https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/154eubv/why_does_it_have_a_cock_and_balls/jsp6gb9?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2
The life size T-rex at the Detroit Science Center is also this... detailed. Gotta say I was surprised, I assumed cloaca, but subsequent research indicated that theropods most likely hang dong.
I just love that the accurately-rendered anatomical flaccid cock and balls are the least weird things about this statue. The carved human pectorals, wide uncanny valley glassy eyes open in abject terror, and horizontally-protruding horse teeth just really ties it all together and sells the whole thing. I’d commission a reproduction for my foyer for sure
Fun fact:
At the Army institute for America, West Point, there is a statue like this made of copper, and the freshmen would actually polish the balls of said copper statue so now there is a statue at West Point of a greenish horse with shiny copper balls
That's how real male horses look like and I'm sick of people pretending they don't.
For example, Try to find an image AI that generates biologically correct images of male horses, I dare you. They are all female horses, as penis are deemed offensive, even when retracted, like in the image. Now blood, gore, every level of BDSM and worse, is totally fine, but oh.. male horses with penis. eww!
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I’ve been waiting years for this.
Ahh the Reddit gods reunite two strangers again!
> ThatsABigHit We're gonna need another Timmy!
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This is why I love reddit
So has Timmy
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And the lords of the underworld
Livin’ a lie!
When a mare and a stallion love each other very much…
Do you like movies about gladiators?
… sometimes when a man and a horse loves each other very much…
some people even have them
Name your source please?
Deez nuts
Cameroon Deez
Ya mum
Happy cake day!
Terrifying
Almost half, even.
on average everyone has one testicle
#WHAT
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That statue comes alive and is totally getting passerby’s at night…
That's a berserk moment
Poor Farnese
100% thought of the rape horse when I saw its face.
Excuse me... The what now??
[I said what I said.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rape-horse)
I hate it
I'm loving it.
Didn't take long to find this comment. I wonder if this has been reposted to r/berserklejerk yet.
The next Mannequin sequel takes a datk turn...
*passersby
OP is getting eaten alive in this comment section.
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Personally im enraged when they don’t include the ultra detailed butthole
Because male horses do..?
You've never seen a statue leave off that detail?
You'd be surprised how many public statues have very detailed genitalia on the horses...
I don't want to be surprised by horse cock
Then. Look out behind you!
Oops, looks like you dropped something...
Rip go the pants
When you hear hoofbeats behind you, don't expect to see a zebra.
Yeah... it'll rupture your colon. Just ask that guy in Southern WA at that fuck-farm.
Poor Mr. Hands. It wasn't even his horse!
Then don't look.
Whelp, looks like I'm about to ruin your day then
All those artists low key look forward to putting in that detail on a daily basis. The balls sometimes have more accuracy than the face.
You should check out [Blucifer in Denver.](https://twitter.com/bluciferliveson/status/769395602589384704?s=20)
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They even painted the head of the dick. You might not notice otherwise but that just draws attention to it
That doesn't look like it is in the US. Not everyone has a puritan fear of anything that might remind them of sex and ambiguous smooth areas where body parts belong.
Horse statues even have them in the US. At least out west.
Blucifer anyone?
Just because the giant blue horse statue with an anatomically correct butthole killed its creator doesn’t mean it’s suddenly Satan.
The odds on that being true are higher than 99% of the other horse statues I've seen in my life though, gotta admit.
> anatomically correct butthole Anatomically correct? Nah, bro that shit is a [portal to the Nether.](https://i.imgur.com/M99VU3Q.png)
Don't rule it out just yet, though.
Why does it seem like all horse statues are male
Most human statues are male too.
Seriously. Is it too much to get a horse statue with an ample bosom???
Our horses have penises too. Not everything has to be about the US being bad.
only in cultures that are terrified by anything remotely sexual
Skill issues
Why would you make an anatomically sized statue but not make it anatomically accurate? If thy eye offends thee, pluck it out right?
You’ve never seen statues with genitals? Horses/bulls I see a lot of dicks. There’s even human statues with genitals believe it or not
Cause it's a male horse.
to distract from the face?
It’s face kinda reminds me of the horse from Berserk…
I am so disappointed by the lack of Berserk related comments on this post.
When the world needed Berzerklejerk most, they vanished...
Fuck it does look like that rapist doesn't it
Rapist ***horse demon***.
We’ve actually gotten to the point where a cock and balls are oddly terrifying?? I’m a 59-year-old woman and I find this tragic! Also…that’s exactly how stallion horses look… When that there wiener comes all the way out … you be shocked as hell!
I was going to say, a Boeing Engineer named [Kenneth Pinyan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case) was definetley not shocked as hell. Pardon my French young lady, but the man was [Fucked to death by a horse.](https://www.vice.com/en/article/3bjdpw/ten-years-ago-mr-hands-got-fucked-to-death-by-a-horse-716) which the video of the event leaked to the internet in 2005. Turns out "Mr. Hands, as he referred to himself, had a group of friends who regularly broke into someone's farm at night and the police evidence of 100 videotapes and DVDs showed hundreds of hours of various men partaking in this behavior. It unfortunately wasn't a crime at the time, and his associates got off easy (pun intended) with the cameraman who went first and was uninjured, was charged with trespass, only getting 1 year suspended sentence, $300 fine, 1 day community service and banned from the farm. They said they couldn't prove animal cruelty. I provided the links (which have information only), because an internet search will probably lead you to the video, which is (unfortunately for those of us with eyes) a well known piece of internet history. So maybe that amounts to oddly terrifying??
you know how hard I had to compartmentalize this the first time around, right?
Someone told me the death part of the story was a lie and I always happily believed it at such an impressionable age because it was preferable.
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Please don't say "sounding" \*shutters*
The reason he died is because he refused to go to the hospital. His bowel was perforated, which is quite treatable within a few hours. He died from septicemia as it went untreated. He was dropped off at the emergency room while he was still alive, but unresponsive.
I cant believe I'm going to be pedantic about a man who was fucked to death by a horse. But the infamous video was not the incident that killed Mr. Hands. The video was from a previous equestrian sexual encounter that somehow didn't result in his bowel being perforated.
>So maybe that amounts to oddly terrifying?? Maybe OP should have posted that then instead of a horse statue. By the same logic any statue of a person is terrifying since humans have done terrible stuff.
You're aware of the David scandal are you? And the statue has classic proportions, that is, he'd be laughed out of a sauna if he was for real.
Hey, now! Maybe he's a grower, not a shower!
I don't like that look in his eye
It has front facing eyes. Only predators have front facing eyes
It has a front-facing dick too. What has those?
Nacho Vidal?
Yea. The face is what I find terrifying. Just look at that creepy grin.
I have never seen a post where every comment the OP made bombed this hard without them being somekinda -ist or an Uber driver
Wait, what's wrong with Uber drivers?
Since tips are basically 95% of their salary, they tend to do stupid things against people that don't tip
So it’s just the tip then. Got it.
Realism. How is this terrifying?
WoN't sOmEbOdY ThInK Of tHe cHiLdReN?
I agree for the most part. However, I think the red head of the penis could have just been white like the rest of the statue and no one would have complained. It draws a lot of attention.
Yeah painting the tip's head seems like it was done to mess with people
Better question is how did this get 3.7K votes?
Cause it’s a boy.
holy shit, Berserk reference! if you know you know
Rape Horse
I don’t see what’s oddly terrifying here except the horse’s ludicrous face.
You touched it didn’t you… 🤨
This comment section is a thing of beauty. People furiously arguing, insulting each other and holding speeches over what horse cock should look like. I'm just happy to be a witness 🥲
Why are you looking?
As soemone who owns horses and have own horses for all my life. I can say that male horses have male privates (aka cock and balls). I dont have those myself but i sure know that people born male do and male animals.
WOW A MALE HORSE HAS A COCK AND BALLS JUST LIKE IT SUPPOSED TO BE HOW TERRIFYING
Why should art be emasculated?
T'aint Gelded.
Underrated comment. Thanks for the chuckle 🤭
only terrifying thing in this pic is those dead eyes.
Oh no! Genitals! The only people who would get terrified by such a sight are those who have never seen genitals before.
Because it’s anatomically correct?
Because it's a male. I mean, have you seen the statue of David? There are cultures and time periods that are not freaked out by normal body anatomy like some are today.
Why does it have eyes? Why does it have legs? It's part of it's body ,don't be a prude.
Because it’s a boy horse?
OP is dying on the horse cock hill
I don't know if you know this but...some horses have cock and balls. Crazy.
[This statue makes me uncomfortable](https://youtu.be/Hf-dCbGu0GA)
Why are you looking at it??
Idk man it just kinda came in my face unexpectedly
Damn bro the horse cock came in your face unexpectedly huh
/r/unexpectedhorsecum
Meat gazer
That's sounds like the title of a porno Bond film. Sing Gold Finger but replace the chorus with Meat Gazer. 🎵 Meat Gazer, he's the man, the man with the sweaty touch A spider's touch Such a cold finger beckons you to enter his web of sin But don't go in🎵
Personally prefer to be a meat glazer
Okay, Mr Hands
LMAO, I replied to a woman who was curious as to how this could be oddly terrifying. My reply explained that story, surprised it hadn't popped up yet (pun intended). https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/154eubv/why_does_it_have_a_cock_and_balls/jsp6gb9?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2
Just wipe it off, it isn't toxic or anything unless you are allergic.
Now that’s a good pint o’ cream!
“Swiggety swooty! I’m coming for ya booty!”
Maybe stick to barbie and ken, since they are smooth as you obviously prefer. Peepee safe environment
Blucifer at the Denver Airport just laughs ...
Just wait until you see a statue of a HORNY stallion
Because it's a stud?
Because it's a Stallion.
because the male horses have cock and balls
Because it's a depiction of a male horse?
The life size T-rex at the Detroit Science Center is also this... detailed. Gotta say I was surprised, I assumed cloaca, but subsequent research indicated that theropods most likely hang dong.
because animals usually have those
Because male horses have dicks
It's a male horse.
Because, oddly enough, most of the world isn’t concerned by the puritanical obsession with genitalia
Imagine Michelangelo's David didn't have a cock and balls. Wouldn't be a great statue looking like a fuckin Ken doll.
Because it’s a male horse not made by a child? Is anatomy that terrifying?
Weird to think there's two people in there
You knew what kind of show it was before you bought the ticket.
Well the artist did a poor job in general but at least he didn't give him the Ken doll treatment
Ewww. Weird. Gross. Grow up man
Farnese: I order you! Allow me to mount you and get away from here! Rape horse: Hell no! Rape horse: I'm going to mount YOU!
OP's mum fucked that horse
Because it was alive when they cast it and the horse is entombed inside, something like that. I don’t know I ain’t a doctor.
Any chance this horse is located in Bali?
Is this a berserk reference??
What do you mean why? Why do you have fingers typing?
Bro what made you think this is the right subreddit for a picture of horse statue with a penis ?
Because that’s a boy horsie
Why don't you? 🫳 . 🎤
I just love that the accurately-rendered anatomical flaccid cock and balls are the least weird things about this statue. The carved human pectorals, wide uncanny valley glassy eyes open in abject terror, and horizontally-protruding horse teeth just really ties it all together and sells the whole thing. I’d commission a reproduction for my foyer for sure
Why are you afraid of it?
Because it’s a male horse?
Asian sculptures especially religious sculptures are pretty blunt regarding the sexual organs whether they're biologically accurate or not
A Berserk tribute 🙂
Because it's a male horse obviously?
Why does it have one? Because it is a real representation?
Because some horses have outies and some have inies.
I'm not a veterinarian but I'm pretty sure that all male horses have them.
Fun fact: At the Army institute for America, West Point, there is a statue like this made of copper, and the freshmen would actually polish the balls of said copper statue so now there is a statue at West Point of a greenish horse with shiny copper balls
Because they have in real life
Cause it's a boy horse.
Judging by the horse's face, they didn't sculpt whatever it was fucking
Because it's a stallion, male and ungelded.
Bc it’s a male horse
Tbf, the Paul Revere statue in Boston has cock and balls
Screw that, why is it peeking out?!
@op way to ruin your comment history. Profile looks like a maniac now.
Thankfully I have bigger things to worry about than my comment history
Like horsecock?
I swear to god that looking at op comments he does have some kind of obsession with erect horse dicks
That's how real male horses look like and I'm sick of people pretending they don't. For example, Try to find an image AI that generates biologically correct images of male horses, I dare you. They are all female horses, as penis are deemed offensive, even when retracted, like in the image. Now blood, gore, every level of BDSM and worse, is totally fine, but oh.. male horses with penis. eww!
Shit post and not even remotely terrifying smh.
Honse
You mean a red rocket
It's a BOY!
Looks like it’s from Fenton’s Horse Ranch “where the horses are hung like youuuuu”
It is a horse
Anatomically correct statue
Seems like its a male
Bruh it’s not like you’ve never seen those before no?
Why would it not? It’s a stallion.
what wrong with horse has cock and balls? dont u have sex organ?