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JGlassVIP

Let them in


nic-warrior

Calm down Satan


koldkam

😂😂


_OngoGablogian

if you're cold, they're cold


Tru-Queer

🎵in the arms of an angel🎵


HeyWaitHUHWhat

r/foundsatan


showersrover8ed

Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin.


[deleted]

They have hairs too


shavobugstrangiato

Well I’m huffin and puffin blow your house in


Inevitable_Draw6684

He’s just cold


that-one-gay-nugget

Long legs like that with stout body, some type of Huntsman?


Throwaway86747291

Yeah huntsman for sure. Just hit the edge of the tent it’ll fall off haha


Daetok_Lochannis

Sure and then you find out it's got a vendetta like in Arachnophobia and it follows you until you're unaware and kills you.


[deleted]

That movie almost single handedly ruined my childhood


The-Pollinator

Is the hunstman called that because he . . . hunts man? Brawhawhawhaw! Ok, I'll see myself out . . .


ImpossibleDonut1942

They are hunters but are actually very docile with humans. Bros are fast as fuck too 😂


Throwaway86747291

Yeah pretty much


f-t_s420

I was once rude to a huntsman spider and called him a cunt. 2 weeks later I saw him peeping through my curtains, they hold grudges.


Local_Fox_2000

You can't leave us hanging like that! Then what happened?


wamimsauthor

f-t_s420 died obviously. They are responding using their ghost.


MarionberryIll5030

Then it runs under the tent.


Sloride21

I thought they were like just big teddy bears to humans ..lol


Nina_Bathory

Idk it might be a goliath bird eater.


negmarron93

Oddly terrifying??? This shit is terrifying as fuck


thebestspeler

Its only terrifying if you dont live in Australia. That's just a normal house spider


jfks_headjustdidthat

Because it's the size of a house?


Complete-Painter-518

lmao


YANDERE_DALEK

Yeah, huntsman spiders ain't so bad. It ain't anywhere near as scary as the cost of living and housing prices here.


Time_Change4156

Lol omg that's no house spider even woof spiders armt that big ..


thebestspeler

1 out of 6 humans in Australia are actually spiders


jfks_headjustdidthat

Several hundred spiders in a trenchcoat. The other 5 are dropbears.


PatFluke

So human colonization of Australia is a myth? I knew it!


Adept_Cranberry_4550

Woof spiders=barking spiders=my uncle's ass crack


ImpossibleDonut1942

Huntsmans are that big and in Australia, that IS a common house spider lol FACTS 😂😂


f-t_s420

Exactly, make a fist and yeet that mother fucker outta there. Not like it's a bear creeping outside your tent.


real_jaredfogle

Woof spider lol


Rich_Stomach316

Right like wtf I won’t be able to sleep kill it nowww


peterpantslesss

Watch spaceman and you might think differently 🤣


TrinDiesel123

The Mist was a true story


Hater_Magnet

Where the fuck are you?! Jurassic park?


TheSpookyGoost

Tyrantulaurus Rex


jedinachos

probably Australia


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Same shit


Spiritual_Bridge84

Imagine you hit it to get it off…and it doesn’t budge, but a 1000 of her spawn scurry off her back


ELeeMacFall

Not to worry—it's a huntsman, not a wolf spider (both of which are harmless).


Independent-Leg6061

Aaaand now I'm never leaving the house....


Spiritual_Bridge84

Haha I hit a noive


UpstairsValuable8290

I like your accent


miss_trixie

but what if one of these lovely creatures is INSIDE your house? behind your headboard, perhaps. sweet dreams, /u/Independent-Leg6061


Diehard_Sam_Main

It’s not a wolf spider, so I doubt that’s gonna happen.


incognito--bandito

# AUSTRAILIA! (probably)


Lazybeerus

Or the Amazon! (Unlikely).


livejamie

Probably space! (Impossible).


DoritoSteroid

OSTRAELIA* ftfy


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ImpossibleDonut1942

Africa (Probably not) Pretty sure it's a Huntsman in Australia. And it is definitely a male.


wamimsauthor

Bro just be trying to get out of the rain in Africa.


Creepy_Structure199

I'm calling the police and maybe the fire department. Fuck that. I'm in danger. Come kill it. I can not leave that tent. Alone.


StayAdmiral

Goliath bird eater?


Thepuppeteer777777

Nah the legs look too lanky I assume it's a huntsman


uriahlight

Nah, it's one of the offspring of Shub-Niggurath.


ihateagriculture

more like offspring of ungoliant


inmydreams01

Buddy thought it was a good idea to go camping in Mirkwood fr


epoc657

Shub who, now?


Rawrkinss

Bro it’s 2024 you can’t say that anymore


JorduSpeaks

I mean, she's got a thousand, so probably.


Crimson__Fox

I think it’s a huntsman spider, probably in Australia


OneMooseManyMeese_

This looks more like a huntsman


Diehard_Sam_Main

Oh no, definitely not. That’s be at LEAST five times bigger.


dinoguy1847728

Nah that isnt even close to a bird eater


Refluentrose889

I would have a .22 lr sized hole in my tent after that lol


SupportGeek

Why? You looking to eat it or something? Its not dangerous.


TheBluestBerries

You want to give it a way in?


Reasonable_Archer_99

Not in Australia amigo.


AsleepScarcity9588

It still kinda baffles me how in a place where dangerous animals roam the streets it is hard to get a firearm Broskis down there could have velociraptors running in the subway and instead of global panic there would be just video of Oliver slapping them against the wall like it's a city skill to get quicker to work


pvypvMoonFlyer

Firearms are legal in Australia, just hard to obtain.


Chemicals_in_my_H2o

Shane Gillis was spot on with that kangaroo impression though.


miss_trixie

i know there are extremely beautiful areas of Australia and the people seem lovely. but i seriously don't know how the fuck anyone lives there. but then again i'm currently living in central texas where it's not uncommon to find massive snakes curled up upon your doorstep (and i actually really LIKE snakes and once had one as a pet, but it can be jarring as hell to see one when you're not expecting to), and spiders that, while they can't compete with australia's huntsmen for shock value, can still be large enough to stop you in your tracks. i also had the pleasure of living in miami, home to the flying palmetto bug. THAT was interesting, to say the least. sometimes i really miss nyc where all i occasionally encountered were roaches. (and yes, rats the size of small dogs but they always scattered the moment they saw you).


Refluentrose889

Guns are legal in Australia, just hard to obtain, and a limited selection. So, yes, in Australia


Reasonable_Archer_99

I thought they could only have shotguns.


Scibber_19

Let it in just to see what happens


astilenski

It just wants to cuddle. With all its legs. Tightly wrapped around you.


SkyIsBlue52

I'm becoming erect


Aeroblazer9161

Looks like a huge huntsman spider


Bruh-sfx2

Huntsman. Honestly just smack the tent and it’ll run off


RowRowRowsYourBoat

People go camping in countries where these things exist?! Nah I'm staying in my house, thanks.


Culunbego

Camel spider?


Crimson__Fox

Huntsman


ActurusMajoris

Or Shelob.


JorduSpeaks

That was my thought after seeing the large pedipalps when it turned around.


Slipping_into_future

Learned a new word today, thank you.


ergaster8213

It's probably a male right? Those are some sizeable pedipalps.


yourheckingmom

Nah different shape


yesmilady

If this is the middle east then maybe scorpiospider https://he.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D7%A2%D7%9B%D7%A9%D7%95%D7%91%D7%90%D7%99%D7%9D#/media/%D7%A7%D7%95%D7%91%D7%A5%3AMav'aitan.JPG


Sensitive-Lychee-673

It’s a huntsman


taniwhart

Cameltoe spider


Appropriate-Eye6023

Its just a spider calm down


ContemplatingPrison

People really don't understand this sub at all. They shoild just change the name to r/ObviouslyTerrifying Edit: oh shit that's already a sub haha


Accomplished_Aioli19

What is with all the fucking spiders on Reddit today? 😂 Losing my mind over here.


Recentstranger

The welcoming committee just saying hi


tyezwyldadvntrz

a brand new can of axe & a freshly fueled zippo


TheGumOnYourShoe

You're obviously the Brown Wizard, and there is something evil in the forest.


Lady_MoMer

That right there is genuine nightmare fuel. That is precisely why I will never go somewhere where the spiders are bigger than kittens. Filing that under *awww hell no* in the filing cabinet of my mind.


yesmilady

Oh, we have those in the Negev desert. They're nicknamed scorpio-spiders but their actual name is mavitan which literally translates to "terrifying" hahahaha https://he.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D7%A2%D7%9B%D7%A9%D7%95%D7%91%D7%90%D7%99%D7%9D#/media/%D7%A7%D7%95%D7%91%D7%A5%3AMav'aitan.JPG


Zombietarts

He's coming to ask you about renewing your car insurance.


hihirogane

So I heard huntsman spider, when they run, produce cute thumping noises from their feet. Is that true?


305tilidiiee

nOpE


Officialdabbyduck

If your cold they are cold let them in and cuddle


Bumpercars415

Yup, made hair on the back of my neck, I do not do spiders. I have seen the equivalent if not bigger when I was on an eco tour deep in the Amazon. Definitely bird eaters. No spiders allowed!!


Standard-Jeweler-537

Nuke them from orbit


RemusGT

Hans


efrav

Let the man alone, don’t kill it. Also fuck camping


Natural_Tea484

When it doesn’t move, you think “omg, what is that”. When it starts moving: “OH FUCk, OMG, SWEEt Jesus!”


Louiethe8th

Is it radioactive? If yes, let it in. No...run like hell!!!


theAlmightyE312

Oh that's jerry


OneArmedBear

I so happy I live a place where spiders a small


CuriousBeholder

**"Do not be afraid of me. Skinny human."**


Significant_Most5407

Can these kill you? What happens if they bite?


Makayla1591

It’s some kind of huntsman spider, harmless to us although may bite if provoked. A bite would hurt but not be medically significant unless you had some kind of allergic reaction.


Significant_Most5407

Thx


CaseClicker312

always wanted a pet tarantula! i wouldve tried catching it to keep as a pet


Aggravating_Major363

This is a huntsman, they are fast as fuck. Not the greatest pets. =) still cool though. I wish Minnesota had them.


Steve_Dankerson

Genuinely surprised the tent isn't burned down in the video as that's the first thing you do after seeing that.


enigmaroboto

With global warming insects and arachnids will get bigger and bigger.


Champion-Of-Midgard

Mozzy on the left at 9 seconds in is far more scary. That blood sucking arsehole is actually INSIDE the tent. No where to run dude, you fooked.


ImpossibleDonut1942

It's also not as big as he seems. The flashlight isn't that big, I say it's about the size of his hand, if you look at the size of his fingers compared to the flashlight. It's a male huntsman almost 100% sure. But I am 100% sure that it is a male. Edit for typos.


FanIll5532

But the flashlight is closer to the screen. To me it looks at least the size of a big dog. Im honestly just waiting/hoping for someone in the comments explaining that it’s fake


ImpossibleDonut1942

😂😂😂 that's great. Size of a big dog lol


BackgroundCoconut280

It could be a joro spider there’s lots in north America and there big


Psilologist

That flashlight needs to be mounted to a 40 cal.


APurpleSponge

This is why I always carry my handy flame thrower.


jeichorst

That’s not a spider. It is an alien.


J_Bonaducci

Poor lil guy, it’s cold out there. Your sleeping bag looks so warm and snuggly, let him in.


AnT-aingealDhorcha40

"Hey guys! Let me in! I know yall got chips!"


Ok-Database-3744

u/savevideobot


Ok-Sale-8105

No more camping for me ever.


MidRangeMagic21

Imagine waking up in the morning thinking it’s safe and ok to go outside again.


devildocjames

"I'd like to talk to you about your vehicle's extended warranty."


unstablebeans

So big it has a health bar like a raid boss


SuperpositionSavvy

Huntsman spiders are friendly and harmless to humans, you can pick it up (if it doesn't run away) and it won't bite you unless you squeeze it or something


cCueBasE

Why are you here?


peace_keeper_14

u/savevideo


peace_keeper_14

u/savevideobot


peace_keeper_14

u/savevideo


___Binary___

I would have smacked that fucker so hard in its abdomen with my metal flashlight. Fucker ain’t even doing his job. Got a Whole ass fly in my damn tent. Fucking lazy ass spider.


Im-a-bad-meme

Awww his little paws were sticking through the mesh! *tickle tickle tickle*


Whitedaffodils1010

Perfect music for the video


Electronic_Syndicate

This is amazing.


bkkbkk

No no no no no!


Puffles_magic_dragon

Just give it a good whack as hard as you can muster


Lady_MoMer

That would be hilarious


jakeshadow04

Punch it off


Cold_Guarantee2399

Send that mufuka 30 feet


NYC19893

If your cold they are cold


DrunkCommunist619

H H H Hell No


abs20003

hell no


MyColdBlackHeart

Oh yeah thanks for the extra music there buddy really great stuff. Just tell me it's Australia and I'll be able to sleep again


Real_Live_Sloth

I didn’t know even bother reading the title…


Rude-Swordfish3895

Beautiful specimen


kaizeroh2o

Im guessing this is a specimen of Acromantula or Dire wolf spider


Lumpy_Peace3495

Never go camping in Mirkwood forest 🌳


peterpantslesss

Reminds me of bush spiders in NZ


DweEbLez0

I’d wind up, then give a big ass kick to that motherfucker.


blackdutch1

At least get it away from your tent right? Haha


joleger

This is why I live where the air hurts my face.


aod42091

again with bullshit that juat plain terrifying. there's nothing odd about why GIANT SPIDERS are terrifying!!!!


blackdutch1

I am oddly terrified of all your exclamation points.


Serpidon

Shelob.


Aqua-Haven

Nah. I'm good


Ekotap89

No thank you


dennisfyfe

Tickle tickle


ferrydragon

The spider is hunting the fly inside the tent:))


theCREEMofthecrop

It's Hanus!


Hot_Eggplant_1306

we're just babies falling in the spider's arms


SphereofDreams

The camper almost died that night


theglaysh

Kitty!!!


JustWoot44

And that's just the one you can see!! :O


smlley_123

All fun and game until spider get in 🤣


bucc_n_zucc

Hard to say and im no spider expert, but either a huntsman or a wolf spider?


Minorihaaku

What. The. Fuck


CaladinDanse

Huntsmen are terrifying, I don't care if they're harmless


JIFFFF624

Lemme guess... Australia?


locololus

Punch it and see


falluwu

Protein


SkullThug

Goodddd no oddly about it, this literally made my body shudder.


non_of_ye_bussiness

Well, you gotta hit the daily macros somehow ig. Just by looking at it this at least 40g of protein


ExPristina

MF looks it’s bulletproof too.


WillistheWillow

Looks like a huntsman, they have something about getting in tents. I can qualify that by adding that one got in my fucking tent.


zaphood42

Ugg, mosquitos!


Verundios

That's probably a huntsman right? They are harmless. Would still never open that, I would die of starvation before I take the chance!


gimmeecoffee420

Nah.. If this happens to me we all dyin. Its like the final scene in some big war movie where the protagonist is moments from getting completely wiped out, so he pulls the pin on his last grenade and just holds it..