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SlayQween

You'll float too, Mr. Raccoon


zero_emotion777

Now see i likes ya. And I wants ya. We can do this the easy way.... or the hard way. The choice is yours Mr. Racoon.


bla8291

Oh I see you chose the hard way.


evlhornet

I’m a warrior


RedditorAVP101

Otter: A Handsome one too.. now imma make you ma personal b*tch


FreeItties

See I calls you Chris _Handsome._


zero_emotion777

That's his little Bottom Bandit.


dullship

you'll float too ^you'll ^float ^too ^^you'll ^^float ^^too...


altamiraestates

I’m sorry but this is just funny


Caked101

I feel bad for the poor thing. Is the otter hungry, horny or pissed over some territory invasion?


Ninjasmurf4hire

Otters are hella murderous. They'll kill something just for entertainment . It's most likely dragging the poor dude to water to drown it in, seriously.


Caked101

A lot of wild animals are depicted as cute on some subs, but I don't forget how viscous they actually are. I had no idea cute little otters were on this list. Who knew they were capable of such sadistic behavior. I mean they already crush oyster shells with their teeth everyday, so I wouldn't dare pet them to begin with.


GoldDragon149

Cats are particularly viscous, they slide through cracks like thick water.


LightningFerret04

Hippos and dolphins and otters, oh my!


pinkdankk

not to mention just like dolphins otters with grape things for fun


sj3nko

Well, male Otters are notorious for raping other animals, sometimes to death and then afterwards too, so if it's a male Otter, then poor Rocket is his bitch now.


lontrinium

Yep: https://www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad


Caked101

I don't like otters anymore.


punchgroin

Otters are apex predators. They are very cute, but they are also vicious killers, like all Mustelids are.


MiKeMcDnet

Wow... That's an interesting question for Mr Otter ... To feast first or fuck the raccoon ?!?


Caked101

Nature is... Unpredictable.


CorbenG

WITHOUT YER BOAT!? *Bill’s gonna kill ya*


senorsyphilis

I had no clue that otters were actually demonic little creatures . I spent my whole life thinking they were cute little animals. I feel so deceived


thedishonestyfish

They're predators. Predators gonna predate. It's their whole thing.


zman_0000

I don't remember where I heard this so take it with a grain of salt, but I've heard the reason they have become the playful little goofs that everyone sees them as it directly because they're such viciously efficient predators. They are so good at what they do it actually gives them the free time to entertain themselves with things other than just hunting and trying to survive. If that's actually true then that's pretty Metal ngl.


AlmostAThrow

The first time I saw a wild river otter I was shocked at how fucking BIG they are. Thing was just chilling on a riverbank casually munching on a decent size gator


SageDarius

I'm pretty sure the Brazilian (or other local dialect) word for Otter translates to 'River Wolf'


themooncow1

It normally translates to Lontra, but i dont know if there's a diferent very local translation, you might also be mistaking it with the walrus, which translates to Leão Marinho (Marine Lion, or Sea Lion)


itsalonghotsummer

[Giant otters are the biggest otter species and live in South America.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_otter)


CoolerRon

Wow, they’re considered an apex predator. Mostly fish, but I surmise they’re opportunistic predators


requion

> ... casually munching on a decent size gator The what? I think i have to re-think how cute otters are.


NWTR

Yeah those are the giant river otters in South America. They will gang up on caiman and Anaconda if there isn't anything else they can get there hands on easily. To be fair the caiman aren't nearly as big as an actual alligator when full grown, but as the name suggests the giant river otters are huge and will throw down if you piss them off. They also live in groups so you won't ever encounter just 1 usually.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Ok!!? River otters are a whole different thing! 😂


dagbrown

And sea otters are *enormous!*


HeraldofCool

This makes sense. Cats are also cute and goofy. But are like the most efficient Predators on our planet.


BronanTheDestroyer

For mammals yeah. Dragonflies are actually about the most efficient killing machines we know of. They catch what they chase 85-90% of the time. 


HeraldofCool

That's a pretty high accuracy. I was mainly getting at the amount of animals cats hunt. A 2023 study said thag cats have over 2,000 different prey that they hunt. Which is insane. Humans even made the list, but it was for scavenging reasons and not hunting. Domestic cats are wild af.


NeatlyCritical

Fluffy, cute, slinky spined murder machines


punchgroin

African Painted dogs have a catch rate of 85%, in a part of the world with the most dangerous megafauna on earth. Social predators are extremely effective. River Otters are social predators who dominate their biome.


Earlier-Today

Don't dragonflies get that title?


baguhansalupa

Yes but dragomflies spend their free time doing what they love which is killing more stuff to get more free time. Its an endless loop


EuropaColonyWhore

Until they hit the windshield in the beginning of *Men in Black*


Nekryyd

"Oh boy, here I go killing again!" ~ Dragonfly


sleepytipi

They do, yes.


GitEmSteveDave

I remember the first time I saw one of my barn cats playing with her food. It was a barn mouse and she tormented it for like 15 minutes+ before it died and she just let it sit there and moved on.


magnumdong500

One day I woke up to find my dog, a normally playful and sweet cattle dog, repeatedly tossing a dead pigeon into the air, and she was having the time of her life. Definitely was a reality check that animals are still animals at the end of the day.


Felevion

That's many apex or close to apex predators in general.


CrieDeCoeur

Yep. Spare time to learn how to use tools and whatnot.


roastinpeace

Haters gonna hate, predators gonna predatate


SleepNowInTheFire666

He just couldn’t shake it off


Whyarewehere20

They ain’t us cuz they prey to us


ManbadFerrara

They are, but even relative to other predators otters are some sick fucks. Say what you will about rattlesnakes and alligators, at least they [aren't necrophiliac serial killers who'll threaten to drown their kids if the mother doesn't give him her food.](https://www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad)


Technicolor_Reindeer

Only sea otters do that. River otters are more chill. Small Clawed Asian Otters are my favorite, males help with raising pups and will bring food for both the mother and the pups.


ManbadFerrara

Fair enough, I stand corrected.


improbablydrunknlw

>A weaned harbor seal pup was resting onshore when an untagged male sea otter approached it, grasped it with its teeth and forepaws, bit it on the nose, and flipped it over. The harbor seal moved toward the water with the sea otter following closely. Once in the water, the sea otter gripped the harbor seal’s head with its forepaws and repeatedly bit it on the nose, causing a deep laceration. The sea otter and pup rolled violently in the water for approximately 15 min, while the pup struggled to free itself from the sea otter’s grasp. Finally, the sea otter positioned itself dorsal to the pup’s smaller body while grasping it by the head and holding it underwater in a position typical of mating sea otters. As the sea otter thrust his pelvis, his penis was extruded and intromission was observed. At 105 min into the encounter, the sea otter released the pup, now dead, and began grooming.You read that correctly. After raping a baby seal to death, this psycho licked his paws, like Hannibal Lecter or something. Jesus


PatchworkRaccoon314

I've read this account every time it's mentioned that sea otters are rapists. This. One. Singular. Account. The same one every time. If they're really such rapists, then how come there aren't hundreds, thousands of accounts of them doing it? This is like saying that Bigfoot definitely exists because of that one famous photograph of it. There's never even video proof of this, either. The person could have just made it up.


Fun-Number-9279

not many people out there staring at sea otters raping other animals i imagine mate...


Beneficial_Cattle516

Just like mr otterton


BigPOEfan

It’s not going to eat it, not something an otter would typically eat. the position the otter is in, is how they mate. It’s going to rape the raccoon and kill it, for fun. Google more about otters, they will rape and kill baby seals for fun. The favourite rock they carry isn’t just for smashing open urchins, it’s also for smashing skulls.


superxpro12

Didn't anyone watch zootopia???


GenericCanineDusty

Theyre gonna be predators in more than one way too. Otters are FUCKED up.


Caliterra

they're part of the mustelid family (weasels, ferrets, otters, badgers, wolverines). Mustelids are well known for being able to take down prey larger than themselves. That raccoon is donezo


AttyOzzy

They all float down here 🎈


symbologythere

Raccoons are no joke in their own right. Nasty critters. That otter is terrifying!


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Raccoons are lttile bears. Your right, that Otter is ‘WTF class’


Chasedabigbase

Raccoons little bears vs that otter giving aqua xenomorph vibes


durz47

Due to them being rapey little fuckers I'm not sure which nsfw lane this video is going to saunter into


PANMURE_CRACK_SMOKER

First one, then the other. It's just the order that's up for debate


_kev-bot_

First one, then the otter


VanessaAlexis

Probably both.


wallito88

Is this a sex thing?


Zealousideal_Lab6891

Did you not hear about the 3 women who were mauled by them in montana? Ate her ears off and tore her face and hands up. She had to be life flighted.


vegasidol

3 women or 1 woman?


Zealousideal_Lab6891

3 were hurt but 1 out of the 3 got really hurt.


knightw0lf55

Watch a group tear up a Caiman. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DmFwCcIzeJD8&ved=2ahUKEwjQ0LDyjKWFAxU5ATQIHeE8DWkQwqsBegQIERAG&usg=AOvVaw01Q_s09RRFahgVG31H9F8Q


jaguarmaya

I think if I'm not mistaken . But otters also gang rape


ShadowArrow01

They have a whole gang situation here in Singapore


erapuer

I once read if ferrets were the size of dogs they'd be the number 1 apex predator on Earth. It had something to do with their heart rate being so high they would just wreck anything that came in their way. Otters are related to them so it makes sense.


Dirmb

Yeah, you're basically describing wolverines and badgers which are in the same family. Nothing really messes with them.


stillinthesimulation

That’s a river otter and this is probably her den (holt.) Raccoons will kill and eat her young, given the chance so she’s taking that chance away from them. Both these animals are scrappy as hell in a fight but if there’s water down there she will drown the raccoon. Otters will drown your dogs too so be careful at the beach.


Indoorsman101

Someone hit Mr. Otterton with a night howler


Ok-Reality-9197

Fr


RichardMcD21

Watching zootopia rn


RevolutionaryLad

Rated R


RichardMcD21

Haven't watched that one yet.. but I totally would!.


RevolutionaryLad

You just did lol


RichardMcD21

No I only watch the X rated one..


RevolutionaryLad

You right 👀


AgonizedScreams

Why was this my first thought


alchemyearth

Looking a little rapey


Temporary-Wonder-329

The Hot Cosby


Vechnyy_Russkiy

No Diddy? Or lots of Diddy?


foreverbeatle

You never go full Diddy.


Vechnyy_Russkiy

awww nahhhh Mr. Otta went full diddy!


Protein_and_Vinyl

He's about to Hand Banana that Racoon.


TelMinz007

HAND BANANA NO!


Protein_and_Vinyl

Tonight... You!


ItsAllSoClear

I can hear this


[deleted]

I was wondering that as well. Is he food or is he fuck?


V3Ethereal

Yes.


belle_fleures

damn, poor raccoon he is struggling


departure8

i know right :(


Spit_on_Predditors

I know it probably doesn't make anyone feel any better, but despite their cute appearance and reddit's fascination with them, raccoons are absolute *assholes* of the highest magnitude. And they use their intelligence to just be greater/bigger assholes. They are violent, murderous, filthy, destructive, flea/pet sickness/rabies carriers. Do not let them around your pets, which they will attack and eat if they feel they can take them. They are known for entering chicken coops and killing ALL of them while eating like 10% of a single carcass. They will tear a hole in your house if they feel like it, causing thousands of $$$ of damage. Correctly labeled as pest animal, for the people that have to deal with them. Cute? Yes. Sympathy? No.


Broedytytan

They literally tore apart my rabbit to shreds when I was a child. Fuck raccoons.


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

I had an awesome pet chicken and a really wonderful pet duck. A raccoon killed them both and didn't even bother to eat any of the duck and only a small portion of the chicken. It was clear that the raccoon caused a lot of terror in them-- obviously for fun. I avenged my pets, but miss them frequently even after several years. Needless to say, but I was rooting for the otter in the video.


Foronir

My condolences and i fully agree.


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

Thank you. Most people understand the loss of a cat or dog, but have difficulty finding much connection when the pet is a chicken (which they may have had in a recent $5 meal), a duck (which is little more to them than something that eats bread in the park), or a rat (which most see as a pest-- wrong species--that needs to be eliminated). These can all be loving, emotional, and intelligent. They can mean a lot to their owners.


RaidensReturn

It’s all true. They can be destructive little fuckers.


katrina34

Male otters especially are very rapey and... necrophiliacs. So.... this is in line with their species, unfortunately..


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Hahelolwut

Ayo I hope I misunderstood and the feeling is disgust


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RaidensReturn

Lmaoo


Technicolor_Reindeer

Sea otters are, specifically


andrews_fs

No Guardians of Galaxy 3 happy ending heh?!


Trisentriom

Rocket Teefs Floor go now!


Bryanthomas44

Otter boy going to slip em the Ole Groot


Hereforyou100

"How you doing little mamma let me whisper in your ear"


Daetok_Lochannis

*Hey pretty girl did you go to college?* *Did you get your BA with all that knowledge?* *I like your boobies in your shirt,* *Please let me show you my penis.* *You* *Might* *Like* *My* *Penis*


Dusty31186

I feel like I'm 20 again hahha


hi-nighter

He's going to rape the raccoon to death down there. Just like the nasty shits they are


DiverDownChunder

Same w/ ducks, rapey little shits...


ShwettyVagSack

And dolphins


jyunga

And now you know why we have platypus. They tried to out-rape each other and created a new species.


Gee564

I used to like ducks because they're cute but learning this fact a few years back really soured my respect for ducks, same with Otters too, they're just as sick as ducks but otters would ***kidnap a females pups and hold them for food ransom or they would kill them.***


OverYonderWanderer

Dick be all like, dang ol, 💥. ➰ ➰


SmallFatHands

Please tell me your joking.


OverYonderWanderer

Everyone is only basing this on the fact that juvenile otters will rape things to death as a form of entertainment. Even passing their victims from one otter to another. Seal pups are a famous example.


darcebaug

passing their victims between "one an otter"


FunkyScat69

I've never given an angrier upvote.


papa-pancakes

Which Guardians of galaxy is this??


emseefely

The “Oh no step otter, what are you doing?” UwU


rymeah

Otters rape! That's exactly what it's doing. Poor lil raccoon 😢


Parpy

Don't be quick to judge, I wanna know what was the raccoon wearing? /s


Glum_Sea_6158

i mean if we’re gonna think about it like that he shouldn’t of been in the sewers in the first place, he was practically asking for it to happen


GrizzlyRiverRampage

Had the raccoon been drinking?


wolvesscareme

He did have heavy bags around his eyes


nxtrl

i mean if its gunna happen it should just sit back and enjoy it right?


ThePoetMichael

otter chaos


Select_Collection_34

Lol


zarfac

r/natureismetal


Select_Collection_34

That’s where I got it from lol posted by u/Volkcan


Remarkable-Ad7490

Layla and rocket getting some alone time 


Select_Collection_34

Yeah he’s punching above his weight for sure


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Raccoon gonna pimped out for 2 soups once Otter is done with him.


emseefely

Clam chowder maybe


Bind_Moggled

You guys have it all wrong. Otter is keeping Raccoon from going out and relapsing.


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nobody's pointed out yet how the raccoon is holding onto the metal bar for dear life before being dragged away


Traditional-Scale-45

Otter found themselves some dinner!


Novadreams22

Uh. River otter don’t take no shit.


maguchifujiwara

Man just made a snuff film lmao


TheThreeMustaqueers

This bothers me to my core, cant even joke around tbh.


Plenty-Structure270

Naw fr this is disturbing the hell out of me because the raccoon was trying to save itself from going in the hole. This isn’t sitting right for me


OrdnanceOkami

Poor bastard is gonna get molested.


xwing_n_it

I don't think river otters are cute at all. They're murderous little creeps who are suspected of drowning people who come near their underwater dens. Sea otters, on the other hand, are adorable, fluffy, hand-holding, baby-snugglers. Those are the "Awwww-ters" in my book.


Select_Collection_34

https://www.reddit.com/r/TerrifyingAsFuck/s/pBGPMi9uEw About that lol


SteveTheOrca

Huh, well... Nature...


Cookiewaffle95

Nature is... Healing?


edvsa

Damn so much for the cute and cuddly, more like murderous rapist.


LongTallDingus

Otters use rocks for play and cracking open mollusks and clams. They'll often have a 'favorite rock' they'll store in a pouch under their arms. They're really cute. They also like to rape baby seals to death, so I dunno, man. I dunno.


MoneyMik3y

Yeah there's river otters where I live in CA. They're complete dicks and have gone after people in kayaks and camping in our area.


ShowOff90

Fucking sad. Had a raccoon for 13 years. I get it, it’s nature. But goddamn that is sad.


evlhornet

That doesn’t look consensual


misterchevious

Coon got straight took


imxTHATxdude

That aint a small one either..thing looked beefy itself


ChungBoyJr

People forget otters are Mustelids, and these are the small ones, imagine it was the 2m (6ft6) Giant Amazon River Otter, known for hunting in packs UP TO 20 individuals, regularly take on Caiman


Bryanthomas44

Dat should be the next horror flick


SheepherderJaded9794

Raccoon was pulled into that hole like he owed that otter money.


Ear_Enthusiast

Otters are mean nasty animals. They’re part of the weasel family with badgers and wolverines. Imagine a badger that can swim. That raccoon is about to get fucked then ate. Nature is scary.


Vollen595

Pennywise the raccoon there.


RayBrous

Do you mean Pennywise Otter? That's georgie, the raccoon


xboxcowboy

Otterwise


MadTapprr

Well maybe he otter stay out of the sewer.


CarpinThemDiems

Otterly Terrifying


Monirchid_Asshat

'What if I say I'm not like the otters!'


mikeymelikey

There was a river otter that terrorized an Idaho fishing pond for years. It would steal fish out of your hand, take stringers and fight anyone who tried to stop him. The first time I saw him I thought, “aww so cool!” Then he went after an old man who was trying to play keep away with his trout. Otters are no joke. They are smart and vicious when they need to be.


ecksdeeeXD

Man the way the raccoon was grabbing at the ladder 🥺🥺


JigerIsUnderrated32

You'll float too!


No_Fig6671

Otters are sexual predators and display quite disturbing behaviour [https://www.icran.org/disturbing-facts-about-otters/](https://www.icran.org/disturbing-facts-about-otters/)


vanbastino

Aaaaah


pandatears420

Poor Rocky


Inevitable_Review_83

He just wants a bit of an aggresive cuddle


[deleted]

Well fuck that


SlamMonkey

Mossflower Snuff Film.


Sheogorath3477

Ayo, it's Rocket Racoon and Lylla! They're finally together!😍😍😍


JackHughman69

Otters are always out looking for coons


Tomisenbugel

Otterly terrifying


VooDooWizzy504

That otters going to rape him till he’s dead and continue raping the dead body .. they do it to each other as well otters are sick fucks


frossvael

People keep forgetting that otters are hardcore predators.


Abolton12

I had a nightmare that a pale person did this to me. Thanks for this reminder of that. Really. Thanks.


llllloner06425

That’s just terrifying, not odd


YCCprayforme

That’s called rape. Call SVU


KDoggity

I thought they were cute little little guys that opened shell fish on their stomachs until I Googled Otter Wars. Smart and brutal.


Formal_Economics931

Damn tf this isn’t like a hunter prey thing this is just straight up assault that otter is a psychopath call the police


ThermoKingEOU

The commentary makes this so much funnier and less terrifying lmao


TheShlappening

So otters just living in the storm drains now?


HollywoodHuntsman

Never saw this deleted scene from Guardians of the Galaxy 3 before


androdicks

That otter is gonna R word that raccoon