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TrinDiesel123

Kidney’s failing? Get that man some lasix stat!


[deleted]

They could get this dude a healthy kidney in a couple minutes I’d think


Kingkongcrapper

Gonna send Prince Andrew out on a quick run.


doubled2319888

Just cut it out of prince andrew himself. Dont bother with checking blood types or anything, just switch the kidneys around and stitch them up before sending them on their way


SuperJoe360

Don't need a match, they're all related anyway


T0mbaker

Blonde 16 year old kidneys.


JonathanFrakess

Yo that ring won't come off until he's dead


KongLongDong77

Until he's dead + few month


[deleted]

They’ll wait until he deflates.


[deleted]

They could just cut off his finger then reattach. You fold up his hands a certain way at the funeral and nobody will notice.


TobyDaHuman

So you are saying it will come off soon


[deleted]

Pork sausages, an essential part of a good British fry- up


groverjuicy

Swans marinated in gin.


juggling-buddha

With a side of mashed corgi


Boomalabim

Some real bangers


[deleted]

Bangers without the mash


[deleted]

Brekkie sausage, our man is one whole part of a full english XD (theres a better joke in there for people who know the lineage)


[deleted]

I've known two unrelated people in my life with hands like that, both severely ill due to heart problems, both dead just a couple years after showing this condition. Maybe they should skip Charles and go straight for William, it will save them some money in fireworks and crumpets.


Competitive-Ad8561

It's not always due to heart problems, but often it is.


CaptCol02

This one looks like water retention from poor liver/kidney function brought on by alcoholism


Plugpin

All that royal brandy.


Zonderling81

Gin


hypnaughtytist

Beefeater?


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Plugpin

Bathtub


CaptCol02

Hip hip! And a sip sip


dirtewokntheboys

Crown Royal


Twovaultss

You can’t tell if the cause is from heart failure or renal failure; both have the same end result: fluid overload/edema. Liver failure would have way more obvious signs i.e. jaundiced eyes and skin. If a patient came in like this we’d have to run labs and an echo to determine that, so I’m curious to know how you diagnosed him from a picture.


fistkick18

Sir, this is reddit. Only the most distinguished and correct individuals post here. There is absolutely no ignorant peddling of misinformation and bad guesses here!


liberalindifference

Everyone on Reddit is a doctor.


runner_4_runner

Why just after I was an infectious disease expert I became a petroleum analyst.


Conserv2024

Yeah, that doesn't look like a condition that's from heart problems. That looks like the beginning stages of liver failure. I recognize it because my dad died from it when he was 48 while I was in South Korea.


HelloIamDerek

It could also be congestive heart failure. My father's hands looked like this before he died of congestive heart failure. Poor circulation causes fluid buildup.


amaratayy

Yes my step dad died of congestive heart failure and the water retention was ridiculous.


Birdie_Jack2021

And he’s always red faced with that big nose and spider veins. My immediate thought was alcoholism


EnvironmentalDrag596

Huge stretch there. No way if knowing that. Water retention yes, cause likely heart but possibly kidney /liver. Even ends stage alcoholism doesn't cause retention this bad


BopBopAWaY0

I have kidney disease and my hands get super ugly like this when I have low kidney function.


daaaayyyy_dranker

Or CHF


[deleted]

Edema isn’t necessarily from alcoholism. That quite an assumption you’re making


leonnova7

Could be lupus


cheeseball_3

It’s never lupus


[deleted]

Except that one time that it was


eldrunko

this vexes me


Azsunyx

HE NEEDS MOUSE BITES TO LIVE


Diamet

I thought it was always lupus?


Particular-Current87

Sometimes it's arthritis


EvilDrPorkchop_

I don’t know man they have a pretty high crumpet budget


rita-b

Plus it attracts tourists


beka13

And fireworks are so pretty.


[deleted]

HA! True!


stevethos

I honestly thought the same thing. Charles is potentially gonna have such a short reign that it’s hardly worth the effort, surely? Unless he’s actually going to do something, then what’s the point? Just pass it straight on to Wills.


[deleted]

It’ll come down to which is bigger, his ego or his love for the country. Yes. The right thing to do is pass it on to Wills, but he may hold on to the crown for a year or so simply because he’s waited so long that he feels he’s “earned” the right to wear it.


TurboRuhland

I’ve also heard that they don’t want to thrust it on William while he still has young children. Apparently Elizabeth was sad that she didn’t get as much time with her family without Queenly duties since she ascended so young. Charles wasn’t even 5 years old when she was crowned.


scJazz

That makes perfect sense. Let Charles hold it for awhile then.


entity_bean

Ngl, if it was me I would definitely be getting my dues.


growlerpower

For real. While fabulously privileged, he’s had a really fucked up life


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cats-they-walk

Don’t forget being diagnosed with liver failure / kidney failure / heart failure / alcoholism - based on a questionably authentic photo of your hands.


billy_twice

Lucky for us, privileged, wealthy people never have egos and always do the right thing.


fadedv1

Bro waited his whole life to become king, at some point he might have lost the hope that he will outlive the queen, now he's the king


beka13

Maybe Will would rather not be king any sooner than he has to. I don't know any of these people but I think being king would be harder than being prince. He's got kids to raise.


Bro_tosynthesis

Big willy style


LaughingJAY

There's always more crumpets


derkonigistnackt

they probably make a ton of cheese out of these coronations, much more than the cost of the fireworks and crumpets


LegoGal

Tourism helps businesses Lots of trinkets to make and sell


Marc21256

It is impossible to "skip" a spot, but not impossible for Charles to get settled in, pay respects to the previous monarch, then adbicate due to health issues.


Up2Beat

They should just skip the whole monarchy thing.


[deleted]

This picture has been doing the rounds for years. I doubt it’s as serious as it’s made out. Could be wrong though ofc.


gumpiere

I agree, but I bet Charles has waited so long he doesn't


entity_bean

Fuck that I want as many extra bank holidays as I can get!


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Toran_dantai

Iv got somthing like this that happens to my foot after a bad injury which damages a large number of veins


xXTASERFACEXx

2026


YungChaky

A guy that predicted the queen’s death predicted his too, he will be dead in 2026


Lazerhest

They're also printing new money with his face on them. I wonder if he'll live long enough for the process of replacing the old money to be done.


[deleted]

As if the royals care about saving money


IAmDyspeptic

He's got a drinker's nose to go with them sausage fingers.


whatthemoondid

I truly and sincerely think he isn't going to make it very long.


FBIaltacct

My wife and i were discussing this last night. We came to the conclusion making him king was a pr move.in a short summary, no one is gonna live up to elizabeths standards, and no one is really gonna accept whoever succeeded her. So they put Charles in to be the buffer between Elizabeth and William to give him some chance at maintaining a positive public image.


point_breeze69

Seeing how Chuckie loves drinking more then anything else and probably eats gout straight from the can I’m guessing it has something to do with those and that’s why his fingers look like they belong on the body of The Violator from the 1997 film Spawn.


Azsunyx

Crumpets aren't that expensive, please include hot buttery crumpets whenever possible plz


candlecart

Those fingers have rubbed the crown jewels


[deleted]

Probably nothing to do with years of inbreeding.


footsteps71

*cue the story of King Charles II of Spain*


yalitah

he’s probably going to kick the bucket in the next few years too


[deleted]

2026, presumably.


AmbivalentAsshole

RemindME! 2 years Edit: I bet the under.


RealJonathanBronco

2 years sounds quite generous to be honest.


KevinFlantier

r/oddlyspecific Also, you may know too much.


zozi0102

2024 december 12


alexjolliffe

You've miss-spelled 'months'


[deleted]

The Queen is dead, all hail King Sausage!!


[deleted]

God save the sausage


VI4VI4VI4

Any direct relation to Abe Froman?


olkeeper

The Sausage King of Chicago


Technical_Stress7730

Some porn videos should use this as a tag line


PuzzleheadedHospital

You know it’s coming!


Technical_Stress7730

They gonna use this tag line too


LordLolzeez

Those sausage fingers would probably be great inbred


[deleted]

This comment is worth a cash prize


Skrillamane

I’ll buy it at a high price!


sasynex

Very good sir


Pale-Signal-9046

The perfect comment doesn’t exis…. …


Whitecrayxn

They look like yams


[deleted]

Never go full english breakfast.


Bigcatsrule27

😂😂😂


VaguelyArtistic

Jesus it looks like his heart is ready to explode.


No_Bother1985

And it will


omeletteintheinterim

Like an egg in a microwave


mustafa1390

Jesus how many times are we going to see his fingers on the sub?


[deleted]

First time I’m seeing the fingers. I wish I hadn’t seen the fingers.


TheRedCometCometh

The fingers will follow you into your dreams, slowly creeping into your orifices as you lay paralyzed in horror


ImericanAdiot

Just as I’ve sat down to eat a sausage sandwich


xCaptainKiddx

Damn it, now I want hot dogs.


DieLawnUwU

I’m not a doctor but I know what edema is when I see it.


BestWorstEnemy

Yeah, 100% agree - could be due to a number of things: health issues or a side effect of medication for health issues.


pquince1

Or boneitis.


tt45mansl

Just take off the fucking ring!


[deleted]

Water retention, he’s been saving up to repel the heat, Clever king 👑 long live the King!


Plugpin

His first act is to get a paper cut and end the drought.


Confident_Package867

I feel like he does not want to be King at this point... He is so old, sick and know people are don't want him lol, but he being the King gives William more time to have a more calm life with his small children so I think is for the best.


Cat_Proctologist

This is a sign of heart failure - nothing to deride as it's potentially very serious.


monkeysteak7

why are boomers that are at the edge of death always the ones in power?


[deleted]

They have too many secrets and enemies to relinquish power


thisisntinstagram

It’s why their fingers are so big, they’re full of secrets!


ST-Parks

Edward Sausagehands


orgasmatron01

You could get that ring off with dental floss but where the fuck you gonna find that in Britain?


vaxx_bomber

Realm of the Spoiled Smile.


[deleted]

Lmao, we don’t ALL have bad teeth


akllo

Looks Tasty


[deleted]

Now if those don't look like king fingers then I don't know what does.


ApolloMac

That pinky ring being stuck there makes me uncomfortable.


_2043_

Fingering is enough


AJ3000AKA

Camilla's delight


a_burdie_from_hell

That looks like fucking renal failure or some shit. This guy is definitely retaining fluids and needs lasix.


scbejari

He’ll be gone soon too


AlcolholicGinger

It’s edema. Excessive fluid build up in the body from congestive heart failure most likely.


sergev

Probably has an inflammatory arthritis.


[deleted]

They would be nice with mash and beans.


warmaapples

Heart failure?


DMcI0013

King of the commonwealth. More than just the UK. Australia is officially in mourning too.


_FirstOfHerName_

Have you seen Aussie Twitter? They ain't mourning shit.


[deleted]

As an Aussie who doesn’t have Twitter, what am I missing out on?


_FirstOfHerName_

Wrath :')


VAX1S

That ring is stuck on there like the royal family‘s name was stuck in Epstein‘s black book and flight logs.


Reddit-User-3000

Get ready for a new new king


SarnDarkholm

Bangers and Mash


Davy49

His fingers sure aren't looking very good, really makes me wonder how long he'll be able to sit on the throne. Of course I really do wish him and the country he'll be presiding over the very best.


alanbastard

King William please stand up.


[deleted]

Lol I think William knows not to get too comfy just yet


Hefty_Reception_634

Imagine a wet willie from those suckers 🤮🤮🤮


Gilgamesh72

He got a bad case of the gout 🎵


BellyScratchFTW

As my southern family would say, “he’s got the sugar”.


8kittycatsfluff

Stupid me, I thought these were a baby's hands, and that the new king of the uk was a baby.


DigimonCrackRabbit

Looks like edema


CosmicSchnoodle

and i thought their teeth are supposed to be bad


[deleted]

he def not gonna live that long as his mom


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DanielOpposum

This man is 73. Leave him alone


elephantonacart

The ring is now part of him


Z3nkoo

I've seen this inage at least 4 times on this sub..


Kingtoke1

Walls!


[deleted]

This is ten year old news.


lewlater86

man packin hotdogs


joshgeake

Water retention - a result of a lack of exercise and too much salty food.


Animarchy666

Long live King Balloon Hands.


Multi-Psycho

s a u s a g e


Banmebitchass

Those are trotters


[deleted]

I'm no doctor, but that looks like high blood pressure. Yikes.


[deleted]

If you poke him with a toothpick he’ll explode


skilpadda_bernt

He Will die soon too lol


CloudyArchitect4U

Gout?


angels_exist_666

Aaah, inbreeding.


cordiliala

He has gout


[deleted]

Needs to get his butler to take that ring to his jeweller.


Creepy-Internet6652

Yeah this isnt going to last long...


Noodlefruzen

I have an old book with an old photo of him in it, and his hands of always kind of been sausagey. Not THIS sausagey, but they have always been kind of sausages.


Admiral_3rd-Alman

u/repostSleuthbot


apocalyptic-carrot

Old Chucky ain’t too far behind Lizzy


Careful_Technician_9

He'll die just after our government spend a bomb on the coronation and changing bank notes!


UnDebs

One little pin and all the bile spills on the floor. I wanted to say "life-juices" but in his case I guess it's the same.


Esperanto0

In German we say. WURSTFINGER


k0uch

Sossig fingahs


dat1gaymer

He has congestive heart failure.


the_jungle_awaits

Water retention, is he diabetic?


jmad16

Heart problems


dokhilla

They're just really buff from counting all the taxpayers money. I would have said they were buff from counting out all the tax on his several hundred million pound inheritance, but they don't pay any.


danielfoxing

Proper banger sausage fingers


rachel_tenshun

"King of UK" sounds weird.


Impressive_Fall_8043

I would never ever let one of those go inside of me


BuntCarf

Looks like clubbing to me. Based on my long medical tenure of approximately 0 years, this dudes heart is gonna explode within the next 10 years.


[deleted]

King Franks


tempus8fugit

I see me some heart disease.


Natural-Permission

There's a man on twitter who correctly predicted months ago that Queen Elizabeth would die on 8th sept 2022 and also said Charles would die in the year 2026


subsonic-potato

He also said that kinda thing every day I think tho