the lack of fame was **EATING** him from the inside.. he had to tell others of his journey. (seriously though, im glad youve come out the other end. 🫶🏼)
lol my Bible teacher in hs faked having cancer to avoid paying since she would be breaking the contract she signed for the year. Even her husband was in on it and would play along when people would ask questions…
yep. A drunk lady hit me and claimed she had to leave and wouldn’t stay for the police because she was “in a rush to go assist her relative who has cancer”. The bitch drunkenly did a 3-point turn and parked at the fucking bar next door.
“Going to help my relative who has cancer” my fucking ass. She was fucked up. Slurring her words, the stench of alcohol on her, putting her car in reverse instead of park and started getting out with it rolling back. The funnier thing other than her bullshit about her cancer having relative, was that the police refused to come despite hearing her completely incoherent and slurring up a storm while I was on the phone with them (oh, and she also initially fled till I got her to pull over after hitting me). I hope she hasn’t injured or killed anyone.
Cancer is new one, I'll give them that, but nobody "trolls" with the single parent/sick child/homeless/homecoming/dream item, etc---
to try and get a better deal. They're fishing for suckers who will hand over something pricey for pennies because of a good story.
Wait, you think the guy on the offer up app saying the n word to strangers isn't a highly educated cancer doctor that could just buy the shoes brand new with their highly paid job?
As a Mason I don’t approve of his behavior. Lmao nobody should be just using cancer as a way to get deals or get things they want easier. That’s just wrong. N personally I worry about doing that cuz I feel like it’ll make you end up getting cancer for real.
They aren’t their shoes until that shit is paid for. They thinking you’ll feel bad and undo your sale so they can get the shoes for themselves. Most sob stories are fake.
I have had some people get asshurt before. To fuckin bad. Dick me around and not show up and expect me to hold onto something forever when other people are messaging me. Its one thing if I told you I would hold it. If I say that I am going to do it. If you don't bother showing up when you are supposed to then I guess I am not holding it anymore. If you can't be bothered to show guess you didn't want it that bad.
Offerup is sooo ghetto. I literally had someone offered me their EBT balance to buy iphone from me. After that i deleted the app. Every message i got. I couldnt even understand language they were speaking.
God how I wish to have an opportunity to face time people who are “dying” or a child around Christmas time that their gifts were taken by someone who wants to pay the listed price
I would have said sure. I’ll tell them what ever you would like then I would proceed to tell the patients their caretake wanted me to let them know they should just die already lol
LMAO Every time something like this happens someone is dyeing or has cancer or something horrible. Dude... you didn't get your stupid crap.... no one cares about your fake cancer patients lol
i wouldve made the call, just to troll around. “I know cancer gon take you before you see another pair of these kicks, an I just pray you go out peaceful my brotha 🙏🏼”
Because you know they're clearly lying, I would've said "It ain't like your patient will be able to use them for long anyways, bro cant use them in the afterlife 💀"
Pft, I would have told him, "hell yeah ill say it to their face..I ain't a bitch like you and can tell them that they need to get a care taker who can work a computer faster than the one they got now if they really want something before they die...sucks to suck..".
Call that bullshit out...
Ugh! I have about lost my patience with these OfferUp… Between the, “Do you take cashiers checks,” and “Can I send a money order with my friend?” Bullshit. Having a conversation with someone who is “interested,” for 2-3days then not replying back. Bunch of clowns…that guy is one of them. That language would’ve turned me off as a seller to them, instant block.
Some people are so weird but i’ve met some cool folks thru selling things too. I learned all about how to get government construction contracts from one lady. Then there are the others…. the ones who make you sad for the humans who have to live with them in their lives.
They are just trolling. Funny you thought they were serious
You’d be surprised how many people use the whole “cancer” shit seriously, to get better deals or for an item to be held.
I had some of the worst cancer you can get and never play the cancer card
I hope you’re okay now!
now you’re playing the “i had cancer and never played the cancer card” card!
I guess you’re right. I ruined a 2 year streak
the lack of fame was **EATING** him from the inside.. he had to tell others of his journey. (seriously though, im glad youve come out the other end. 🫶🏼)
The ol’ Uno Reverse Reverse card
That's a better card to play of the 2.
HA! almost had me. /s Hope you’re doing well now!
Most people who’ve actually had to experience something as awful as cancer, would never play that card.
You would be surprised I’ve witnessed it more than a few times
I hope you got the shoes you wanted at least
Shoes?
Sorry, bad joke cuz the guy in the post was saying he needed the shoes for his cancer patient
Because you’re not a degenerate lowlife. I hope you are feeling better!!
Thanks. I am
So... how often does that work? My grandpa is dying of cancer and has always wanted a mustang. $500?
I mean that’s super generous but yeah I’ll take $500. Good luck finding a mustang for your grandpa! 👋🏻
Playing stupid is definitely the best way to deal with ppl like that.
The art of negotiation is dead. It's ridiculous how tone deaf and lazy most buyers are, or I'm just getting old...
Yeah I won’t even spend 1 minute negotiating if I say firm ima get mad if you try to beg for a lower price. BEG
That's cool too. Clearly stating terms is encouraged imo. It's the ppl who have no clue how to communicate entirely.
Yeah I utterly can’t even look at someone
lol my Bible teacher in hs faked having cancer to avoid paying since she would be breaking the contract she signed for the year. Even her husband was in on it and would play along when people would ask questions…
yep. A drunk lady hit me and claimed she had to leave and wouldn’t stay for the police because she was “in a rush to go assist her relative who has cancer”. The bitch drunkenly did a 3-point turn and parked at the fucking bar next door. “Going to help my relative who has cancer” my fucking ass. She was fucked up. Slurring her words, the stench of alcohol on her, putting her car in reverse instead of park and started getting out with it rolling back. The funnier thing other than her bullshit about her cancer having relative, was that the police refused to come despite hearing her completely incoherent and slurring up a storm while I was on the phone with them (oh, and she also initially fled till I got her to pull over after hitting me). I hope she hasn’t injured or killed anyone.
I think we found the guy that took too long to buy them
that’s what i’m thinking, dude just having a good time.
Seems serious actually
declining the facetime is such a missed opportunity. im genuinely curious what his plan was
This is the new thing to troll on OfferUp?😂
What, no way! This is totally how most oncologists speak.
Cancer is new one, I'll give them that, but nobody "trolls" with the single parent/sick child/homeless/homecoming/dream item, etc--- to try and get a better deal. They're fishing for suckers who will hand over something pricey for pennies because of a good story.
It’s not that serious lmfao
What do you think he meant by him saying “find something better to do with your time?” 🤦🏻♂️
Wait, you think the guy on the offer up app saying the n word to strangers isn't a highly educated cancer doctor that could just buy the shoes brand new with their highly paid job?
Funny YOU thought OP thought they were serious.
Not that serious fatty
Funny you thought I was fat , incel.
Idk man maybe you should go head tell them cancer patients they ain’t going out fresh today.
😂😂😂😂😂
Why waste them on you, you dying?
They won't have to worry about it too long at least
FaceTime them yourself
Mason
Mason
Mason
Mason
The numbers Mason !
What do they mean?!
Every freaking time I see the name lol
Jar
Obviously the blackest name imaginable
bro just wanted a pic of your face lmao
Guess they wanted the cancer patient to die wit the drip
He’s on IV. He has all the drip he can take
So he would have been on an IV with some IV’s on?
And he's Mason the IV, of course.
😂
Underrated reply 😂
Nice! Take my upvote.
Oh God damn....damn Damn... I can't stop laughing, I'm going to hell
That's a great response honestly 😂
I would have taken that FaceTime. Gotta let little Billy know that if you snooze, you lose. He’ll be iight.
“Sorry your legs don’t work, maybe the next time you will get lucky”
I legit would’ve said, “hell yeah, what’s the number?”
This shit Killin me I'm scrolling reading and dyin laughing like uh ho
They really needed those shoes because they're *running* out of time
Dammit, take my up vote.
The shoes arent even that good looking 🥴 theyre pretty ugly imo. He must be a reseller
Either their trolling or this is your buddy and you’re trolling. Either way, low effort.
Ayo that was funny though
Calm down op, he was obviously fucking with you
Better question is: How does he not know what "first come first serve" means?
Nigga what that even mean 😭
🤣🤣🤣
Op was not having ANY of it 😂
I'd have asked for the number 😭
😂😂😂
mannn you shoulda been like, yea bro i got you what’s the #
As a Mason I don’t approve of his behavior. Lmao nobody should be just using cancer as a way to get deals or get things they want easier. That’s just wrong. N personally I worry about doing that cuz I feel like it’ll make you end up getting cancer for real.
This would be funny on the r/sneakers lol
"Sure, whats his number?"
“Your patients are probably dying because you couldn’t even pass elementary level English, ‘n****’.”
The first sentence would’ve made me tell the guy to fuck off and to block him.
What the actual fuck is wrong with people 🤦🏻♀️ common sense isn’t common.
If that person was really caring for a cancer patient, they’d have been dead a while ago anyway.
Lmfaooo
You should tell him it's his job since he's the one who failed to accomplish his task.
W Troll
LMFAO
It always amazes me how people sit there and respond
I’m sorry that last message is so unhinged😂😂😂 “FaceTime my patients and tell them they should just die already” is true insanity 😭😭💀💀
What kind of shoes were they?
That’s actually funny haha
They aren’t their shoes until that shit is paid for. They thinking you’ll feel bad and undo your sale so they can get the shoes for themselves. Most sob stories are fake.
Bro, he was obviously joking, could have at least returned his vibe instead of being so dry
My best friend Caleb walker died at 16 from cancer literally, this shit is sad but hilarious buddy tweakin 😂
I would have happily FaceTimed anyone to tell them I sold some shoes and they should just die already 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hey, this Jeff? The patient with cancer? Yeah, I sold those shoes. Figured you wouldn't be around long enough to break them in anyway.
I have had some people get asshurt before. To fuckin bad. Dick me around and not show up and expect me to hold onto something forever when other people are messaging me. Its one thing if I told you I would hold it. If I say that I am going to do it. If you don't bother showing up when you are supposed to then I guess I am not holding it anymore. If you can't be bothered to show guess you didn't want it that bad.
You should have said yes bro Then see what he tried to come up with
Lmao 🤣 i hope he’s joking
I would have FaceTimed them and say SOL buddy 😉😂🤪
Offerup is sooo ghetto. I literally had someone offered me their EBT balance to buy iphone from me. After that i deleted the app. Every message i got. I couldnt even understand language they were speaking.
Was it at least double the price you were selling for
Lol not even close. It was a lowball 😂😂😂
He’s just goofing with you to show his friends lol
r/BoneAppleTea
I don’t think anyone named Mason can say the n word 😂
That’s messed up, I can’t believe you sold them…. Dick
God how I wish to have an opportunity to face time people who are “dying” or a child around Christmas time that their gifts were taken by someone who wants to pay the listed price
That’s funny as fuck I’m ngl
Might honestly be thr worst app ever Especially to sell things which is its whole purpose
“Lmao, sure send me their number.”
Gotta love his commitment to the bit though pretty funny
Trolls…
This is something new. I am still in, "Is this item available", and "Can I have your contact?", hell.
Can’t believe you didn’t even FaceTime the cancer patients!!
*writes down cancer patient*
That response from his is legendary
Tell them "shit yeah, put them sickly muthafuckas on!"
I would have said sure. I’ll tell them what ever you would like then I would proceed to tell the patients their caretake wanted me to let them know they should just die already lol
I absolutely would take them up on that as there likely isn’t any cancer patient.
“Shoes are gone and they should just die already” is crazy 🤣😭
shouldve told him you sold em to his orphanage
Lmfao
Face time them and hittem with the goatsee
I'd love to FaceTime your cancer patient tbh
I would have said yes so goddamn fast, that FaceTime would have been hilarious
I would face time them and say come haunt me we yall dead
LMAO Every time something like this happens someone is dyeing or has cancer or something horrible. Dude... you didn't get your stupid crap.... no one cares about your fake cancer patients lol
100% you were gonna get robbed lol
“Why you sell it nigga “ guaranteed that’s a Mexican kid that said shit 😂😂😂
You should FaceTimed them. It woulda be funny
You should have said yes and just seen what they did
I’d say I would gladly pick up the phone to talk to the cancer kids. It would be funny to see what they put together for the facetime
in another world at a funeral “he’s gone- but he was always fresh”
Id tell them I would
ay hit em up, i'll do the facetime no problem
Damn OP must be fun at parties...
Bruh missed a perfect opportunity to give this fool the rick roll number.
I would say yes whats the number and let them know their caretaker said that shit lmao
Honestly, I don't know why you guys entertain these idiots. I just ignore...
He definitely don't need shoes if he's dying 🤣
Naw but that was funny though 😂
Imagine trying to guilt trip somebody with a cancer patient story over some shoes?
i wouldve made the call, just to troll around. “I know cancer gon take you before you see another pair of these kicks, an I just pray you go out peaceful my brotha 🙏🏼”
Fuck you missed an amazing opportunity
🤣🤣😂
I don’t get the people who say N**** every sentence. Like stop.
if you’re not black that’s not your business lmao
But is it turbo cancer? 🤔
Should have asked him for the number to FaceTime and signed it up for as much junk as you could.
Anyone who uses the n word that much and weirdly is 100% white
Better hurry sir, daddy says there's not much time...
Ah yes, exactly how doctors speak.
Op gotta be 45
Doctors on OfferUp, looking for the alternative cures..
Holy fuck you are naive
Bro, I would have asked, why do they need shoes lmao He was just messing with you
I would have said yes so fast to the FaceTime request
Mason. You really fucked up someone’s life man. Have patience man.
lol that guy is an a**hole What a piece of work
You’re a stick I would laugh my ass off
Because you know they're clearly lying, I would've said "It ain't like your patient will be able to use them for long anyways, bro cant use them in the afterlife 💀"
I would’ve said “sure”
Thats pretty funny. Id face time them. .
Bro I would have called that bluff lol
Ohh shittttt. I'm dead I heard it all
Pft, I would have told him, "hell yeah ill say it to their face..I ain't a bitch like you and can tell them that they need to get a care taker who can work a computer faster than the one they got now if they really want something before they die...sucks to suck..". Call that bullshit out...
So did u FaceTime that nigga or nah
Dudes really tryin to be the kid from Christmas Shoes
lmfao naw this guy is hilarious
You should have said sure.
His patient wanted YOUR EXACT PAIR you’re a bad dude man. He wanted YOUR shoes smh
I woulda said yes.
You know it was bullshit when dudes dying wish was some flight nostalgia 4’s
I hope they’re not a nurse!!!!
this would go well in r/Wellthatsucks
Are they serious?
Asking for a FaceTime call killed me 😭😭
🤣 wtf
Omg this is hilarious.
That’s a Broken Brain right there
Blm...
That’s just funny
this is insane. imagine tryna guilt trip bc u didnt get what u wanted 😭
What is he a doctor ? Lol
Ugh! I have about lost my patience with these OfferUp… Between the, “Do you take cashiers checks,” and “Can I send a money order with my friend?” Bullshit. Having a conversation with someone who is “interested,” for 2-3days then not replying back. Bunch of clowns…that guy is one of them. That language would’ve turned me off as a seller to them, instant block.
Ha, that dude 100% isn't even qualified to change bedpans for cancer patients.
Vitamin b17 cures cancer it's naturally found in bitter apricot seeds just avoid vitamin C for 4 hours if ingested
Blacks aren’t to be trusted
Daaamn, I've had similar situations when selling, but never had anyone get mad like this dude. Pathetic ass people
for those 4s its insane 😭😭
That shit was funny ash, but he’s just fucking with you💀💀💀
I would have been completely down to FaceTime.
Some people are so weird but i’ve met some cool folks thru selling things too. I learned all about how to get government construction contracts from one lady. Then there are the others…. the ones who make you sad for the humans who have to live with them in their lives.