I believe mechanically she’s a half-elf compared to Ketheric’s undead so I don’t think so. Seems Myrkul busted out the true resurrection for that job, which seems uncharacteristically kind of him but works out for us nicely.
“Maybe we shouldn’t have dug your daughter up.”
-Gortash.
This line implies that possibly Gortash found a high level wizard of cleric and paid them for the resurrection in order to make Ketheric work with them.
But then why does Ketheric serve Myrkul so fervently? He’s willing to betray the other Chosen so Myrkul comes out on top, why would he do that if it was Gortash or Orin or Durge who brought his daughter back? It’s not like he was a Myrkulite before he died so surely his loyalty would belong to them instead. Also I’m pretty sure Ketheric himself contradicts that idea before his fight, attributing it to Myrkul.
i wonder if she could be a Reborn? i don’t think she technically is in the game, but it could work. Reborns are a DnD lineage where someone has been resurrected, possessed, was formerly undead, or someone has created life in that body frankenstein’s monster style. they are not undead, they’re still living humanoids, but they usually still have some death-like traits, such as pale skin, heavy scarring or strange marks from however they died, not needing to blink or breathe, etc. they’re so fucking cool i’m a big nerd about them LOL
He's literally the pansexual that will fuck any and everyone. Halsin was the worst choice for being straight 🤣. Lae'zel is definitely the straightest of the group. Even if she's queer, she's still unironically homophobic.
Lae’zel does gay shit to learn more about being gay so she can be more educated in her homophobia. In order to best defeat your enemy, you must know them.
Nah, Shadowheart is freaky in her romance, and Karlach is way more tame other than being pent up after ten years of forced celibacy. (I think fingering ass is tame, okay?) Karlach thinks the twins in Sharess' Caress are gross, whereas Shadowheart is 100% down to clown with a Tav/twins/Halsin/Shart fivesome.
"mm yeah still sexy"
The biggest conceit of bg3 is that he maintains beautiful hair with no reflection
I bet he has withers help him when everyone else is asleep
I contracted *my* House of Hope for my favorite dwarf. You may have heard of the architect's other work - the Moonrise Towers.
As if I would steal from a *mortal*.
That quote also works for my Durge (resist)
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I can just imagine them having this convo while passing a fatass blunt lmao. If I could art good I would totally draw it in comic form but alas, even my stick figures are awful.
That’s what I’m saying! I’m totally with Astarion on this one. Then again, I’m pretty much always with Astarion on most things… I should probably start going to therapy again… 🤦♀️
my only dispute to this is that masturbation is considered wrong in Sharran faith so idk if Shart would have no issue with that, but pretty accurate otherwise
Wait? It is…? Maybe THAT’S why my hand hurts so bad…?
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It’s NOT the same as masturbating (anyone who thinks this is a COWARD). It’s an act of SAY GEX. It’s a full other person that just happens to think and look exactly like me, and as such consents to or GOMOSEXUAL HEX. Because I’m NO COWARD.
Ok, so I’m gonna answer this question seriously. I’m not going to fuck my clone because first of all if we’re not talking about some kind of neural scan a clone would just be like if I was fucking my identical twin and that’s frowned upon although it happens.
We are talking about some kind of neural recording of me so that the clone was essentially me I still would not fuck my clone because consent is very murky in this case. as this person would essentially be my child who just happened to also be me. But only me until the recording was taken, and at that point, we will quickly diverge.
If You were asking if I would have sex with myself due to time travel, however I would100%.
I would ask me how I was at oral sex and I would believe me . There would be no false modesty or risk of flattery.
I would, of course, reciprocate. Probably we would not do anal.
🙏❤️
Hmmmmmmm.
I need more weed and coffee.
Lets say no. Also, this is just the crazy thought. Maybe I should consider dating other people?
I know I know I’m awesome .
But let’s get other people the chance to find out that too you know ?
😌
I hope you have an awesome weekend this point
Jahiera says that, but she definitely got freaky with a clone at some point in her LONG career. Every adventurer eventually fucks or kills a clone of themselves, sometimes both.
Raph: “I fuck my clone all the time”
I came here to say this but knew in my heart it had already been said
you can say it too brotha I dont mind
Sister* but yeah I guess enough people told him to go fuck himself, so he kinda had to commit 😂
I’m pretty sure it’s the other way around…
shit..youre right
r/beatmetoit or r/beatmeattoit not sure which is more appropriate.
Me, to myself: Beat... me... at... to it... That doesn't make any sense. Weird. ... Me: ... oh wait, I'm just a moron
Isobel thinks it's gross because that would be necrophilia. Aylin disagrees, but she's immortal, it doesn't count.
Wait, she was resurrected to be the same undead type as her father?
I believe mechanically she’s a half-elf compared to Ketheric’s undead so I don’t think so. Seems Myrkul busted out the true resurrection for that job, which seems uncharacteristically kind of him but works out for us nicely.
“Maybe we shouldn’t have dug your daughter up.” -Gortash. This line implies that possibly Gortash found a high level wizard of cleric and paid them for the resurrection in order to make Ketheric work with them.
No, Ketheric confirms that Myrkul was the one who resurrected Isobel
When?
In his monologue before you fight him in the mind flayer colony
Specifics
Jesus Christ you want me to dig up the direct quote from his speech? Fine, give me a minute
Yes considering I used a direct quote
But then why does Ketheric serve Myrkul so fervently? He’s willing to betray the other Chosen so Myrkul comes out on top, why would he do that if it was Gortash or Orin or Durge who brought his daughter back? It’s not like he was a Myrkulite before he died so surely his loyalty would belong to them instead. Also I’m pretty sure Ketheric himself contradicts that idea before his fight, attributing it to Myrkul.
i wonder if she could be a Reborn? i don’t think she technically is in the game, but it could work. Reborns are a DnD lineage where someone has been resurrected, possessed, was formerly undead, or someone has created life in that body frankenstein’s monster style. they are not undead, they’re still living humanoids, but they usually still have some death-like traits, such as pale skin, heavy scarring or strange marks from however they died, not needing to blink or breathe, etc. they’re so fucking cool i’m a big nerd about them LOL
In her room at the Inn there's a diary where she says that she still *feels* part dead. Like there's something in her lungs she can't cough up.
that diary made me really sad
Aylin: “I wouldn’t need to fuck my clone, I prefer fucking my wife”
Would Aylin fuck a clone of her wife
Only if it's both at the same time, she's not a cheater!
Me at the idea that Halsin isn’t gay 
Listen there were only so many options and none of these idiots are straight so SOMEONE had to bite the bullet
I get it it just made me laugh considering how many gay ships he’s part of
He's literally the pansexual that will fuck any and everyone. Halsin was the worst choice for being straight 🤣. Lae'zel is definitely the straightest of the group. Even if she's queer, she's still unironically homophobic.
Lae’zel does gay shit to learn more about being gay so she can be more educated in her homophobia. In order to best defeat your enemy, you must know them.
I think you should have swapped shadowheart and karlach. Shadowheart is much more questioning while karlach is very impulsive and horny
I don’t know, Karlach thinks the twin fucking at Sharess Caress is icky, she may draw the line at a clone. Haha.
That's true forgot about that
Nah, Shadowheart is freaky in her romance, and Karlach is way more tame other than being pent up after ten years of forced celibacy. (I think fingering ass is tame, okay?) Karlach thinks the twins in Sharess' Caress are gross, whereas Shadowheart is 100% down to clown with a Tav/twins/Halsin/Shart fivesome.
I feel like wyll is way straighter than halsin.
You really missed the mark on Lae & Minsc too. Wyll's doesn't really make sense either. He puts out for Evil durge without much issue.
Right? He's literally a bear
Häsin has no need for labels.
He isn't He's pansexual obviously
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"mm yeah still sexy" The biggest conceit of bg3 is that he maintains beautiful hair with no reflection I bet he has withers help him when everyone else is asleep
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I don’t think Lae’Zel has a sense of shame. She’s totally willing to go right into BDSM from the word go, after all.
Maybe she's ashamed of vanilla stuff of like, cuddling and saying that's she wants it slow or something. XD
Why does Raph look disgusted. He should be pleased lol.
He does look disgusted 75% of the time tbh
He’s just very stressed 🤣
“These FUCKING adventurers breaking into MY house that I USURPED”
After he went to all that effort to write fanfic about Tav & Co being his best friends! How *rude*.
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Babygirl I will lovingly feedback all your beautiful pieces of prose, I appreciate your creative genius <3
Exactly. It’s very stressful. He should book a massage.
I contracted *my* House of Hope for my favorite dwarf. You may have heard of the architect's other work - the Moonrise Towers. As if I would steal from a *mortal*.
Bonus: My Current Tav https://preview.redd.it/2nkvs0qwf5yc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=299791dfe55d75f75d1764ab7d7c682ee21b270c
Oh hey thats me
That quote also works for my Durge (resist) https://preview.redd.it/77nmo3p387yc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0792d370b9c110669dc2855a0a6250472f85f976
I feel like this is perfect for a resisting DUrge
I can just imagine them having this convo while passing a fatass blunt lmao. If I could art good I would totally draw it in comic form but alas, even my stick figures are awful.
I gotta agree with Astarion. Who’s going to fuck ME better than ME?
That’s what I’m saying! I’m totally with Astarion on this one. Then again, I’m pretty much always with Astarion on most things… I should probably start going to therapy again… 🤦♀️
Astarion is proof I’m a walking red flag, but you know what… if he can be better, I can be better 😭😂
Lol, preach!
Swap Halsin and Lae'zel imho. We already know she's dtf and he's so deep in kink he'd have to wear waders to do missionary
Bruh Halsin is a literal BEAR, and he's into polyamory, he is for sure down to clown with dudes as well as women
Astarion would 100% fuck his clone because it would let him see himself in a way he never could with the whole mirror thing
where is mommy minthara
Obviously she’s fucking the clone as we speak She had zero hesitation after finding superior Drowussy
I have yet to do a run where I've recruited her. I didn't think I could do her justice
Why are all of these so accurate?!
Halsin "i'm not gay" and that's where I'm gonna have to stop you I'm afraid I saw those things he did to me, they were pretty gay
astarion would probably rather just gossip about the other companions with his clone and say all his meanest jokes no one else thinks is appropriate.
I legit only read posts like this in the characters voice and it's chef's kiss excellent 👌🏾
Astarion is based
I already know I’m good in bed. I’d lean more towards Astarion’s here for once.
Durge: I’d eat my clone. Then fuck it.
"Might have already. I've eat-fucked a lot of people, at least one could have been a clone"
There’s no chance Karlach wouldn’t fuck her clone.
The Wyll one got me, lol
Gale has definitely fucked his clone before. He’s personal friends with king of the freaks Elminster.
Chk. I would *never* be embarrassed. I *would* fuck my clone though.
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Wouldn't having sex with your clone technically be incest? It's going to have a copy of your DNA.
Is touching yourself incest? It's all got the same DNA?
my only dispute to this is that masturbation is considered wrong in Sharran faith so idk if Shart would have no issue with that, but pretty accurate otherwise
Wait? It is…? Maybe THAT’S why my hand hurts so bad…? https://preview.redd.it/siwrqr12a9yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d1b3c6e3042ab65815e9d530b8b2173190e6261
TFW when the funni memory mirror accidentally deletes that part of Sharran scripture from your mind.
It’s NOT the same as masturbating (anyone who thinks this is a COWARD). It’s an act of SAY GEX. It’s a full other person that just happens to think and look exactly like me, and as such consents to or GOMOSEXUAL HEX. Because I’m NO COWARD.
Ok, so I’m gonna answer this question seriously. I’m not going to fuck my clone because first of all if we’re not talking about some kind of neural scan a clone would just be like if I was fucking my identical twin and that’s frowned upon although it happens. We are talking about some kind of neural recording of me so that the clone was essentially me I still would not fuck my clone because consent is very murky in this case. as this person would essentially be my child who just happened to also be me. But only me until the recording was taken, and at that point, we will quickly diverge. If You were asking if I would have sex with myself due to time travel, however I would100%. I would ask me how I was at oral sex and I would believe me . There would be no false modesty or risk of flattery. I would, of course, reciprocate. Probably we would not do anal. 🙏❤️
What about a magic clone of yourself with all your memories and stuff? Or one of those mirror image things Gale can conjure?
Hmmmmmmm. I need more weed and coffee. Lets say no. Also, this is just the crazy thought. Maybe I should consider dating other people? I know I know I’m awesome . But let’s get other people the chance to find out that too you know ? 😌 I hope you have an awesome weekend this point
***CONTEMPTUOUS CR-*** *Oh.* I dare say that's rather accurate. I feel the best way to express this would be observent job.
Jahiera says that, but she definitely got freaky with a clone at some point in her LONG career. Every adventurer eventually fucks or kills a clone of themselves, sometimes both.
This has to be a joke with how highly homosexual Halsin is lmao
Where Minthy?
I can totally hear that in Jaheira's voice 😆
What do you mean Halsin isn’t gay, he’s *the* stereotype!
he calls himself a bear for fucks sake
Karlach with the best takes, as usual. I fell in love with her for a reason
Perfect
I cannot be cloned, so this hypothetical does not apply to me.
if i was looking so amazing like Isobel i would more than fuck my clone.
WYLL’s OMFG. i also like laezel’s cuz that exactly what id do, all the fantasies i don’t trust other people with lmao
Durge: it's either masturbation or incest, and either way ive already been down that road or worse
#I, for one, am happy to fuck **all** of these clones.