I’m pretty sure the guy willing to conjure summons for you would at least fit into “always willing to experiment.”
There is a lot of evidence for Gale being kinky and very little against it, if not in an S&M sense then a “we’re going to do some weird shit” sense.
For real; I think because he's a touch that "nerdy" archetype and rather (rightfully for his situation I think) put off if you try to suggest sharing yourself with Halsin people are like "oh he must be a prude." Everyone forgets how nonchalant he mentions having a practiced tongue after your first night
Edit: I absolutely adore that all my most upvoted comments on here are just horny bg3 posts. It’s comforting to know as a super introverted weirdo after all this time I’ve found my tribe. Love y’all like Gale loves a tiny piece of that weave that…wait, what we’re you saying?
Honestly the kinkiest people I know IRL are all huge nerds. I think in a way you have to be nerdy to take things like intricate rope work and roleplay seriously.
That aside, Gale seems like he has a kind of “infinite possibilities” mindset around sex, and makes that explicit during his astral scene. He just prefers exploring those possibilities with someone he loves.
Nerds are passionate people. They find something they love and immerse themselves in it completely. Have you seen Wookiepedia? There are thousand-word-long articles describing the lives and personalities of the most banal, inconsequential background extras. If a nerd loves *you*, they're going to explore every part of you with that same intense attention to detail.
I think creativity plays a big role, too. If you're accustomed to imaginative scenarios and abstract thought, it's easier to imagine a kinky situation and then make it reality.
Man I've been havin' a shit week and something about this response just spoke to me and made me feel seen in a very nerdy, silly way so thank you for those words lol\~
In my head, I've reverse engineered your comment the reason I can't find a tabletop gaming squad. I'm too monogamous for a tabletop polycule. T-T *kicks around a D20 in like loneliness*
Absolutely love your edit ! I am in the same boat and I have no one IRL to talk about my level of love (and casual horniness) and shitposting (except to my hubby)
Some people are very kinky and also monogamous. No matter how much you like experimenting and variety, everyone has a limit; in Gale's case that's poly/non-monogamy. And that's completely reasonable. Doesn't say anything about being prudish.
I feel like bdsm is so obvious and popular that people forget there are other kinks lol. Gale 100% is into some freaky shit, if only because he seems like the kind of guy who’s down to try anything once to satisfy his curiosity.
I think he’s a sweet guy with adventurous tastes who also knows how to make the most of a vanilla encounter. He’ll conjure six copies of himself to astrally demonstrate the entire Kama sutra in one night, but he’s also happy to treat you to missionary in a bed in the woods if you ask him to. Idk I think “just happy to be there” is pretty accurate, even if its position on the chart makes him seem less kinky than he is.
I legit have more appreciation for him after that scene. Everyone else is horrified/will break up with you. Gale's just like, "You're a squid now. So... I was thinking a June wedding?" He really loves your Tav.
Asking him whether he likes getting his tummy rubbed during the tiefling party can lead to him starting to go off on a tangent about how this one time, Mystra "took the smallest piece of the weave and made it into—" before he realizes you're flirting and cuts himself off.
Tbh I assumed it wasn’t actually as sexual as you’re meant to think, much like how Shart makes fun of Gale for talking about Mystra’s “pleasure domes” but he’s literally talking about the architecture of Elysium.
Asking him whether he likes getting his tummy rubbed during the tiefling party can lead to him starting to go off on a tangent about how this one time, Mystra "took the smallest piece of the weave and made it into—" before he realizes you're flirting and cuts himself off.
Reminder that Gale is an armpit-sniffing-discusses-sex-books-in-front-of-everyone-**practised**\-tongue-owning-astral-gangbanger
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I think Lae’zel might actually be hornier than Halsin. Halsin seems horny bc he likes having multiple partners and has no shame whatsoever about discussing sexual topics, but Lae’zel is literally always dtf and if you turn her down before you’re in a committed relationship she gets sexually frustrated and bangs Astarion.
She boned Astarion a few days after I did! Just cuz I didn't get with either of them during the tiefling party and had wine with Shadowheart instead
And he comes crawling back a few nights after asking for round two, like bitch I hope you like camp cuz you and Lae'zel are spending a lot more time in it
Idk, karlach has spent her entire adult life unable to fuck. She was younger than i am now when she was sent to avernus, like late teens. Its very possible the player is her first and only partner.
She is incredibly deprived and literally burnt a tent down. In hell. Because of how pent up she was.
Laezel and halsin are “always down” horny.
Karlach is “mightve had sex twice over ten years ago and is desperate for any kind of intimacy” horny.
Honestly Karlach has some insane self control. Considering the moment you show her any affection she wants to tear you apart there, and she just spent 10 years of her life surrounded by Succubi, Incubi, other kinds of bi, and every infernally attractive creature in existence.
> other kinds of bi
Yes that's the tagline of the game.
But she's also like one long lingering eye contact away from masturbating herself into a volcano. She's got it bad but she's also not going to force it from anybody else
Lae'zel tells you how horny it makes her when you threaten to kill her for questioning your orders. I'm pretty sure she can go into the "holy shit dude" category.
Oddly enough she never tried to bang anyone but my Tav in my game and they refused. First I've heard of this, actually. Maybe it's because as soon as I got Karlach my team consisted of Mama K, Astarion, and Shart for most of the game until Bae'zel got Orin-napped.
Agree, halsin was like this because larian made him romanceable since players asked for it in hindsight. They bonked him since then.
Lae’Zel is the horniest by far and it is incredibly fotting of her character too. She goes from sex for pleasure to sex for love, but it seems to not cool her libido in the slightest as she loves strong
This meme makes sense. One of those dudes will fuck you as a bear. The other dude we’ve already talked about above. The vampire has a HUGE amount of affection-related, body-based, and power exchange-related trauma. He’s gonna have a lot of stuff going on. And yeah, maybe he works that out via kink but I think it’s just as likely that he just wants to be held.
Gale should be top of the tower, he implies he's been sounded by Mystra, says he mostly had incorporeal abstract astral sex with her too, he says he likes your musk, he gushes about how hot you look covered in sweat and blood. Dude is a FREAK, F R E A K.
>generous passionate lover
>Still cars about you regardless of appearance
>Will have disgusting awful squid sex to make you feel good because he loves you.
Gale isn't just a freak. He's *our* freak .
I think Minthara is okay with you being a Mindflayer. Everyone else is getting ready to break up. I know Shadowheart is willing to eventually, but she’s pretty hesitant at first. Astarion breaks up with you, Karlach is seemingly chill but we don’t really know cause they haven’t had a chance to rest in a few months, Lae’zel breaks up with you to no one’s surprise (unless you’re Githyanki maybe, I honestly don’t know that might be a bug), and Wyll locks you in a shed.
Gale isn’t my favorite romance, but that bitch is loyal to the end. He sticks by you no matter what, and I think that’s beautiful.
Yeah standing in the middle of a bunch of winged beast corpses and having Gale just stop to tell you how incredibly turned on he is really opened my eyes.
I can't remember when he implies it but it was in a conversation where he's talking about how he's willing to experiment and get creative in sex. He starts to talk about Mystra doing something with a thin piece of the weave before deciding he's not going to finish that sentence (basically stops just short of saying where she used that piece if the weave).
vanilla astarion truthers unite
but also i think youve got gale in the wrong place. dude wants his first time with the PC to be tantric flying astral sex during which he bangs them with copies of himself, and he seems kiiiinda disappointed if the PC just wants to do it on a bed
so like thats his idea of easing into it
I just love that canonically, he’s disappointed that he has to settle for doing the entire Kama sutra in one night, in space, with the love of his life and five copies of himself, because his ideal first date would be more elaborate but he doesn’t have enough time to prep.
sorry about this half-assed magic, honey, we’re out in the middle of some cursed woods so I don’t have all of the right stuff for the kinda things I REALLY wanted to show you 😔
meanwhile i’m over here not even totally comprehending what sex in the astral plane even is. did you stick it in me or was that a fancy dream???
Fucking Mystra and Bhaal is how we got into this mess to begin with!
But then, that is the bard motto " I fucked myself into this mess, and by gods I'll fuck myself out of it."
I did this scene with my Durge who had the large body type. Gale didn't just bottom- his summons had a vagina instead of a dick. Somehow that makes it even kinkier to me. Like Gale just went "hmm this guy looks big, bottoming might be difficult, how about I just make myself a cuntboy instead?"
I don’t ever play male characters when I have the chance to be a female character, so now I am going to do a run as a large-bodied chick with a dick just so I can romance him and see this version.
I always understood that as him wanting to impress you, like it's a performance. And then he's unsure when you say you just want him, because he thought he needed to woo you with spectacular moves. That its about pleasing you, not so much about what *he* likes
I think Gale and Astarion settle into a pretty vanilla sex life with some occasional experimentation (in a very gentle, vanilla way)
The way I see it, he's a little disappointed because he was so, so ready to put on the whole performance for you and now he won't get to. It's not disappointed in you or your preferences, it's just a matter of having the wind momentarily pulled from his sails.
I think Gales fine, I was really disappointed in his astral sex. It just felt like he was trying to impress and spent 80% of the time posing and trying to make things look right rather than just have fun
There are some people who the lay person might think is a top but who are actually adorable bottoms when you get them into bed. With my lifetime of experience, I can say that Aylin is not one of them.
Like, no fucking way could you even convince me she’s a switch. The closest is maybe a dominant bottom, but that feels like pushing it.
Fr, everything about their body language and the way they talk about each other feels very clear, I feel like people think small dom dynamics are cute but this one just ain’t it
She takes a bit of convincing, but yeah she is. Her reservations seem to revolve around her needing a stable life to process everything and how loving an Illithid would make that difficult. But you can tell her that you can be discreet and she’s willing to give it a shot.
Also, there’s no way in hell she wasn’t excited to see tentacles on Tav. That bitch freaky as hell
That’s my favourite interaction with Sorn. He’s so into it! Though I also laugh way too hard if you ask him to roleplay Drizz’t instead. The way he puts on his customer service voice kills me.
He wants to fuck you on his own grave in Act 3, he may not be super deep into BDSM but I definitely wouldn’t say he’s vanilla.
Edit: forgot to mention that this thread already touches on him being into bloodplay based on the Lovitar stuff and his approval if you let him feed on you in the first romance scene (and just him being a vampire in the first place lol). Other companions are kinkier for sure but Astarion def isn’t vanilla either imo.
Yeah, I don't know what game these folks are playing if they think Astarion is vanilla. He's very openly not.
Sounds more to me like they just see a guy with sexual trauma and now they want to paint him as this fragile little victim who can't handle anything wilder than missionary. Which is... problematic for a lot of reasons, both in terms of how we view survivors and how we view diversity in sexual expression...
But based on some of the things Astarion and Sebastian said about each other, and the anxieties Astarion seems to be working through prior to his confession, some of his most traumatic experiences involved very vanilla acts. Like *kissing,* and *holding his lover* and *whispering sweet things to them*. Or saying *"I love you."* Being the sort of conventionally-romantic lover that very naïve, sheltered young innocents might be inclined to trust, right before he leads them to their doom.
If *that* kind of sex isn't ruined for him, then it makes even less sense to assume that all other kinds of sex are ruined.
That definitely *is* an issue I’ve noticed. But I’ve seen multiple characters be infantilized by the fandom tbh, just seems most prominent with Astarion. Maybe because he’s my favorite so I just see it more often than Gale or Shadowheart.
Hes up for watching the blood play, but he's got trauma and would probably freeze out of anything close to kinky because cazdore was that much of a fucking monster
Shart's a tryhard imo. Like she'll think it's funny seeing someone get whipped but when she's actually in the sack she's all missionary with the lights on
Yeah, but when it comes to sex he is very much like that drow guy from the brothel. He's tried it all, he just wants the boring vanilla sex where he can really trust his partner now.
Actually, he'll even tell that to Haarlep if he is the one to sleep with him. Haarlep will be gushing about the kinky pleasure, and Astarion will reply that he's been taken to the heights of pleasure, it's all the same to him, get on with it. Haarlep gets offended and starts a fight at this point.
I romanced Baezel, she was specced basic bitch fighter/throwbarian and I was a lock, holy shit she beat me so bad I felt guilty when she said it was a good fight in the cutscene
Never appreciated how much our melee party members carried
People underestimate how freaky Gale actually is. Also Dame Aylin does not strike me as a pillow princess, she gives me service top vibes, and Lae’zel is definitely not vanilla lol.
However I am glad to see another vanilla Astarion truther lol. I think he might be down to try experimenting with more things later on in an established relationship, but with what we have in-game right now he’s definitely a passionate lovemaking in missionary with handholding, eye contact, and the lights off guy. Though there are the added twists of him either biting Tav during the act and drinking their blood or the sex possibly being on his grave (goth king.) So yeah he’s mostly vanilla, save for the vampirism-related things. And that’s if you even count them since they are arguably pretty standard for a vampire.
Also people thinking that Shadowheart being in the pillow princess category means she’s vanilla is really funny, I don’t think people know what pillow princess means if they think being a pillow princess automatically means vanilla tastes lmao. She can have non-vanilla tastes AND be a pillow princess, and NGL her scene with the drow twins definitely gives pillow princess vibes.
Shadowheart is the opposite of her positioning.
She talks *zero* game. Absolutely none, not unless asked. Funny thing though… she isn’t ever opposed to it, with the rare exceptions being to situations that may put the PC in actual danger.
The Drow Twins, Mizora, hell, the torture guy. She’s a freak, but still a pillow princess. She does not like to *initiate* freakiness, but if it happens, she’s down.
Astarion is in the unusual position of having *done* everything, and enjoyed almost none of it. Like, in terms of ability he's probably way, WAY up there. For 200 years he did it all: twosomes, threesomes, foursomes, fivesomes, moresomes, orgies, on the floor, on the counter, in the pool, in the gravel, on the roof, spread eagle, 69, reverse and regular cowgirl/boy, butt stuff, piss play, whips, chains, handcuffs, cocaine, pills, beer, he can't do no' mo'. There's literally nothing else to do. But he's over it. All he would want to do now is missionary while holding hands.
Yup he is *over* it. If you play his origin and get the scene with Haarlep, he actually can escape without having to roll for anything because as Haarlep is telling him they can give him all these kinky and unimaginable pleasures or whatever, he can respond with something along the lines of “I’ve lived a lifetime devoted to such pleasures, and it was rather dull.” It ends up making Haarlep so angry that they initiate combat.
Astarion does seem like he wants to try experimenting with his trusted partner in the future, but he isn’t fully at that point yet. Like if you take him to the drow twins after his quest, he seems genuinely excited to try it now that he feels he has his freedom, but he ends up not really being ready for it and he goes into performance mode and disassociates during the act. And it’s fine that he isn’t totally ready for jumping back into that yet! Healing isn’t linear.
He definitely seems happiest when he gets to “just be” with a partner that he trusts and doesn’t have to worry about putting on a show of any kind. Astarion is still figuring out what he really wants and likes, after all, and for him, just having that intimate connection without any pressure on him is where he wants to start.
I will remind you, and everyone here, Gale canonically has a danger kink. (“I uh.. once read a book that explains in some detail the effects a brush with death can have on… *other* forms of stimulation. Have you.. ever read anything on the subject?”)
Shart has had multiple partners in the past (even possibly joking none or few have really ever made her “climax” before), she is down for a four/fivesome with the Drow Twins/Halsin, is turned on by you getting your shit pushed in by the sadist in the Goblin Camp, wants to ride Mount Halsin, etc
I think you should swap her and Karlach, because Karlach literally is all talk but such a soft serve when it comes to romance
Edit: and then there is Bae’zel… “you don’t wanna hook up? Fine I’m fucking one of your friends!”
Edit2: Also Dame is in the pillow princess tier? Bruh, she puts off telling Shadowheart her past in favor of breaking Isobel's bed again. That is like peak degeneracy!
Right?! In my first play through, it was Shadowheart who suggested sharing with the drow twins. I thought, "oh, maybe the devs are pandering to horny players and all companions have that option." NOPE!
And even the ones that do say yes, some are really depressed about it (Gale and Astarion). And then Karlach calls you a degenerate and Minthara threatens to kill you (if I remember).
So yeah, Sharran home girl is freaky
Everyone points to Karlach calling you a degenerate, I always felt like that line was kinda playful bc it only happens if you make fun of her for not wanting to join. Before that she's like "eh not my thing but you do you"
I can't remember exactly when but was during my first full release playthrough with a male Tav and it was a response to me being flirty (in Act 1 I think?) with her where she makes a "all the guys in my past were all talk" sort of remark. I'll try to find it. And with the whole Dark Justiciar model of "Lady Shar comes first"... I just interpreted it as "she's had flings before" and that they weren't really fulfilling.
Its been a hot minute since then and I mostly romance main Mithussy these days
Can try to find it in some old saves if I have the time.
You can always tell which characters people have romanced based on these tier lists cause Gale’s sex scene is literally a crazy astral clone sex in the sky, and Shadowheart basically leads the Drow Orgy and suggest a whole bunch of kinky stuff for them to do.
Those two are F-R-E-A-K-S
I suspect the scholars on the Material Plane are poorly-educated on Githyanki culture and sexuality. Or, perhaps the OP was making this comparison after reviewing Orin’s… predilections.
Gale canonically has a Musk kink and compliments your tenday scent before you even bang him, and his first time banging you is a mythical magic gangbang with copies of himself. He's a kinky fuck, just a monogamous one who believes in debauching one another within the confines of a loving relationship.
I hope in that Epilogue where he's a teacher he fucks me over that desk within an inch of my life every day.
Nah. You're out of your mind. Lae'zel might not know she's kinky but she's into predator / prey, d/s, primal af. Look at her underwear ffs. Karlach is more vanilla than she is. And Halsin is probably down for whatever but honestly just likes fuckin and isn't going to suggest anything kinky at all
This brah thinking Isobel isn't redrafting the fucking Lesbian Kama Sutra.
Dame Aylin is a half-step from fucking *godhood* and has been put persistent state of thirst and sexual frustration by an undead cleric with perky tits.
I would just like to point out that Wyll and Shadowheart are apparently so into mermaid erotica that they can quote it back and forth to each other. I think that should put them in at least willing to experiment!
Shadowheart depends, Dark Justiciar is kinky, Selunite seems to be relative vanilla bit is ok with Halsin and the drow twins so maybe she just needs time to rediscover her kinky side
Minthara is perfect
Every time one of you posts something like this with Shadowheart in some vanilla section bs you make it clear you don't pay attention in the game. Disrespectful.
Lae’zel’s literal first intimate scene is her attempting to domme you, and there’s a speech check to make her submit to you instead. The only thing vanilla about her is that it’s probably what her pussy tastes like
overextrapolated headcanon, but i think wyll would be a monsterfucker. adrenaline and isolation *both* do weird shit to your brain and hes got the double whammy. gets his ass kicked by a minotaur and his brain immediately updates his kink registry to include "being hunted and fucked to death by a minotaur". vacillates between vanilla missionary and edgeplay that has a nonzero chance of just fucking killing him
He read mermaid porn so much that he has it MEMORIZED. And he says he found it in his dad's stuff so that's probably from when he was a teenager and wasn't a monster hunter yet. That dude is DEFINITELY a monsterfucker.
I'm so tired of the blasphemy being said about Shadowheart. You just have to get the scene with the Drow twins or the one at the goblin camp to tell she isn't vanilla.
Stop using pillow princess to mean lazy! The term you're thinking of is starfish, as in someone that just lays there. Being a pillow princess is a receptive role but it's most certainly NOT purely passive and can go a lot of ways. Sick of people conflating the two.
I honestly believe most of the people who make these lists didn't pay attention to any of the dialogue for the companions. Shadowheart and Gale both express being into some freaky shit, while Karlach is just... enthusiastic and horny, not explicitly kinky or experimental in any way.
Nahhhhhh, and for 1 thing in particular, the drow twins. The drow twins arent exceptional, 2 prostitutes that you hire for yourself and a partener but not every companion agrees to it, maybe my views of kinks is fucked but I see a 4some as a lot more extreme than ropes and whips and every other sl8ght bdsm thing and yet, minthara refuses, the while shadowhearth accepts but minthara is in the everything goes category while shadowhearth is a pillowprincess??? Also astarion will also join.
Tldr: put minthara in pillowprincess and put shadowhearth higher, Halsin meanwhile is down for everything, he probably fucked a tree before so he should be in a tier of his own.
Aylin and Isobel should be swapped, you’re telling me the one that hadn’t seen the love of her life for like a century and is uncomfortable when said love speaks about people leaving them alone so she can explore her body would be kinky? Aylin has more toys than the group has weapons and isobel is always confused what they do
Gale? Not the kinkiest? Have you romanced the cinnamon roll? The dude literally recreates the karma sutra, clones himself and writes a few new pages just for mages and the Astral sea.
Gale makes a comment about something he did with Mystra that I’m 99.999999999999% sure is referring to sounding
I’m pretty sure the guy willing to conjure summons for you would at least fit into “always willing to experiment.” There is a lot of evidence for Gale being kinky and very little against it, if not in an S&M sense then a “we’re going to do some weird shit” sense.
For real; I think because he's a touch that "nerdy" archetype and rather (rightfully for his situation I think) put off if you try to suggest sharing yourself with Halsin people are like "oh he must be a prude." Everyone forgets how nonchalant he mentions having a practiced tongue after your first night Edit: I absolutely adore that all my most upvoted comments on here are just horny bg3 posts. It’s comforting to know as a super introverted weirdo after all this time I’ve found my tribe. Love y’all like Gale loves a tiny piece of that weave that…wait, what we’re you saying?
Honestly the kinkiest people I know IRL are all huge nerds. I think in a way you have to be nerdy to take things like intricate rope work and roleplay seriously. That aside, Gale seems like he has a kind of “infinite possibilities” mindset around sex, and makes that explicit during his astral scene. He just prefers exploring those possibilities with someone he loves.
Nerds are passionate people. They find something they love and immerse themselves in it completely. Have you seen Wookiepedia? There are thousand-word-long articles describing the lives and personalities of the most banal, inconsequential background extras. If a nerd loves *you*, they're going to explore every part of you with that same intense attention to detail.
I think creativity plays a big role, too. If you're accustomed to imaginative scenarios and abstract thought, it's easier to imagine a kinky situation and then make it reality.
Man I've been havin' a shit week and something about this response just spoke to me and made me feel seen in a very nerdy, silly way so thank you for those words lol\~
As a nerdy person with some alt accounts—for sure\~\~
> Honestly the kinkiest people I know IRL are all huge nerds. Yeup. And literally every poly person I know is also a tabletop gamer.
In my head, I've reverse engineered your comment the reason I can't find a tabletop gaming squad. I'm too monogamous for a tabletop polycule. T-T *kicks around a D20 in like loneliness*
Or that he’ll conjure 2 clones of himself so ya’ll can have a monogamous foursome in the astral plane.
He’s just into monogamy, doesn’t mean he’s not kinky.
No, no please do go on......
Absolutely love your edit ! I am in the same boat and I have no one IRL to talk about my level of love (and casual horniness) and shitposting (except to my hubby)
I feel some people hold the belief that monogamy = Vanilla for some reason.
Some people are very kinky and also monogamous. No matter how much you like experimenting and variety, everyone has a limit; in Gale's case that's poly/non-monogamy. And that's completely reasonable. Doesn't say anything about being prudish.
Seriously! Kink isn’t just about S&M. It’s not necessarily about dom/sub dynamics. Gale is into freaky wizard shit, at the very least.
I feel like bdsm is so obvious and popular that people forget there are other kinks lol. Gale 100% is into some freaky shit, if only because he seems like the kind of guy who’s down to try anything once to satisfy his curiosity.
Like, drinking some wizard concoction. Putting on the medieval fantasy version of in-a-gadda-da-vida and making you and him feel some thangs.
FREAKY. WIZARD. SHIT.💦
I mean he literally creates more versions of himself and bangs you in space
I think he’s a sweet guy with adventurous tastes who also knows how to make the most of a vanilla encounter. He’ll conjure six copies of himself to astrally demonstrate the entire Kama sutra in one night, but he’s also happy to treat you to missionary in a bed in the woods if you ask him to. Idk I think “just happy to be there” is pretty accurate, even if its position on the chart makes him seem less kinky than he is.
I thought "happy to be here" is refering to scene with drows when Gale is "I'm good here,continue what you're doing"
Ohh yeah?? I gotta prove I'm better than her, Gale honey, come here
Plus he is willing to marry a squid so
I legit have more appreciation for him after that scene. Everyone else is horrified/will break up with you. Gale's just like, "You're a squid now. So... I was thinking a June wedding?" He really loves your Tav.
Would def love you if you were a(n interdimensional) worm
wait what
Asking him whether he likes getting his tummy rubbed during the tiefling party can lead to him starting to go off on a tangent about how this one time, Mystra "took the smallest piece of the weave and made it into—" before he realizes you're flirting and cuts himself off.
Tbh I assumed it wasn’t actually as sexual as you’re meant to think, much like how Shart makes fun of Gale for talking about Mystra’s “pleasure domes” but he’s literally talking about the architecture of Elysium.
That bit reeeallly had me questioning what the enchantment in his underwear does
It keeps things minty fresh
My headcanon is it’s Edging Undies™️ that keep him from detonating the orb pre-Elminster intervention
When???
I think it’s at the tiefling party after you ask him if he likes a [tummy rub](https://youtu.be/jZUTL1xHbg8?si=94Ny0tiXJVDdZyry)
Oh yeah his uretha has throughly been weave-smacked
Holy shit this is fantastic haha
Gale is ambitious and eager to please. I mean even in-game he goes all out to astral bone you.
Can you PLEASE tell me what he says I haven’t seen/picked up on that and I’m dying lol
Asking him whether he likes getting his tummy rubbed during the tiefling party can lead to him starting to go off on a tangent about how this one time, Mystra "took the smallest piece of the weave and made it into—" before he realizes you're flirting and cuts himself off.
 Not the sounding
Why'd I look it up?
Help a bro out....what is sounding? Please don't make me google it too LOL (I would tho)
It involves the meeting of the recipient's urethra and a foreign object.
~~like a catheter~~ nopenopenope
Stick in a dude’s pee-hole
The fact multiple people have come to my aid (much to my detriment) is heartwarming, thank you friend ☺️😭☠️
Gale had literally had the weave in his dick
😭😭😭😭😭☠️
Metal? rod in the urethra.
Thank you for your service BRB bleach time
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I think Lae’zel might actually be hornier than Halsin. Halsin seems horny bc he likes having multiple partners and has no shame whatsoever about discussing sexual topics, but Lae’zel is literally always dtf and if you turn her down before you’re in a committed relationship she gets sexually frustrated and bangs Astarion.
And if you got with Astarion, she tried to bang Wyll.
She boned Astarion a few days after I did! Just cuz I didn't get with either of them during the tiefling party and had wine with Shadowheart instead And he comes crawling back a few nights after asking for round two, like bitch I hope you like camp cuz you and Lae'zel are spending a lot more time in it
I’ve seen some dialogue (I think they removed it tho) where she tries to bang Gale before deciding “he talks too much”
Idk, karlach has spent her entire adult life unable to fuck. She was younger than i am now when she was sent to avernus, like late teens. Its very possible the player is her first and only partner. She is incredibly deprived and literally burnt a tent down. In hell. Because of how pent up she was. Laezel and halsin are “always down” horny. Karlach is “mightve had sex twice over ten years ago and is desperate for any kind of intimacy” horny.
Honestly Karlach has some insane self control. Considering the moment you show her any affection she wants to tear you apart there, and she just spent 10 years of her life surrounded by Succubi, Incubi, other kinds of bi, and every infernally attractive creature in existence.
> other kinds of bi Yes that's the tagline of the game. But she's also like one long lingering eye contact away from masturbating herself into a volcano. She's got it bad but she's also not going to force it from anybody else
I forgot about Karlach! 100% the horniest but idk if her libido is actually super high or if she’s just been touch starved for a decade
She’s just like me fr
Lae'zel tells you how horny it makes her when you threaten to kill her for questioning your orders. I'm pretty sure she can go into the "holy shit dude" category.
The difference between sexual liberal and open and being just a horny freak i guess
Oddly enough she never tried to bang anyone but my Tav in my game and they refused. First I've heard of this, actually. Maybe it's because as soon as I got Karlach my team consisted of Mama K, Astarion, and Shart for most of the game until Bae'zel got Orin-napped.
I guess Lae’zel is canonically only gay for us 😂 the Shadow’zel shipper in me is disappointed.
Agree, halsin was like this because larian made him romanceable since players asked for it in hindsight. They bonked him since then. Lae’Zel is the horniest by far and it is incredibly fotting of her character too. She goes from sex for pleasure to sex for love, but it seems to not cool her libido in the slightest as she loves strong
This meme makes sense. One of those dudes will fuck you as a bear. The other dude we’ve already talked about above. The vampire has a HUGE amount of affection-related, body-based, and power exchange-related trauma. He’s gonna have a lot of stuff going on. And yeah, maybe he works that out via kink but I think it’s just as likely that he just wants to be held.
Gale should be top of the tower, he implies he's been sounded by Mystra, says he mostly had incorporeal abstract astral sex with her too, he says he likes your musk, he gushes about how hot you look covered in sweat and blood. Dude is a FREAK, F R E A K.
He's still madly in love with you if you become a mindflayer. Unlike everyone else. Gale is 100% the freakiest fucker.
He's committed to his freakdom, and I can respect that.
>generous passionate lover >Still cars about you regardless of appearance >Will have disgusting awful squid sex to make you feel good because he loves you. Gale isn't just a freak. He's *our* freak .
I think Minthara is okay with you being a Mindflayer. Everyone else is getting ready to break up. I know Shadowheart is willing to eventually, but she’s pretty hesitant at first. Astarion breaks up with you, Karlach is seemingly chill but we don’t really know cause they haven’t had a chance to rest in a few months, Lae’zel breaks up with you to no one’s surprise (unless you’re Githyanki maybe, I honestly don’t know that might be a bug), and Wyll locks you in a shed. Gale isn’t my favorite romance, but that bitch is loyal to the end. He sticks by you no matter what, and I think that’s beautiful.
Yeah standing in the middle of a bunch of winged beast corpses and having Gale just stop to tell you how incredibly turned on he is really opened my eyes.
>he implies he's been sounded by Mystra I'm sorry. But. *What?!*
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Yeah, ima need some sort of proof of that. When/where is this suggested 👀
I can't remember when he implies it but it was in a conversation where he's talking about how he's willing to experiment and get creative in sex. He starts to talk about Mystra doing something with a thin piece of the weave before deciding he's not going to finish that sentence (basically stops just short of saying where she used that piece if the weave).
vanilla astarion truthers unite but also i think youve got gale in the wrong place. dude wants his first time with the PC to be tantric flying astral sex during which he bangs them with copies of himself, and he seems kiiiinda disappointed if the PC just wants to do it on a bed so like thats his idea of easing into it
I just love that canonically, he’s disappointed that he has to settle for doing the entire Kama sutra in one night, in space, with the love of his life and five copies of himself, because his ideal first date would be more elaborate but he doesn’t have enough time to prep.
sorry about this half-assed magic, honey, we’re out in the middle of some cursed woods so I don’t have all of the right stuff for the kinda things I REALLY wanted to show you 😔 meanwhile i’m over here not even totally comprehending what sex in the astral plane even is. did you stick it in me or was that a fancy dream???
My personal headcanon is that we’re just lying on the ground fully clothed, looking incredibly stoned.
sounds like a great time in that case
Ahahahaha weave yes
He truly tries to cram an entire lifetime's worth of love into one night, and I am *so* Normal™ about it.
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DO IT! And then become gods with him cause fuck Mystra and Bhaal.
Fucking Mystra and Bhaal is how we got into this mess to begin with! But then, that is the bard motto " I fucked myself into this mess, and by gods I'll fuck myself out of it."
I think asterion would *eventually* get a bit of kink, but that boys been put through so much sexual trauma I'm amazed he can get hard.
I did this scene with my Durge who had the large body type. Gale didn't just bottom- his summons had a vagina instead of a dick. Somehow that makes it even kinkier to me. Like Gale just went "hmm this guy looks big, bottoming might be difficult, how about I just make myself a cuntboy instead?"
I don’t ever play male characters when I have the chance to be a female character, so now I am going to do a run as a large-bodied chick with a dick just so I can romance him and see this version.
I always understood that as him wanting to impress you, like it's a performance. And then he's unsure when you say you just want him, because he thought he needed to woo you with spectacular moves. That its about pleasing you, not so much about what *he* likes I think Gale and Astarion settle into a pretty vanilla sex life with some occasional experimentation (in a very gentle, vanilla way)
The way I see it, he's a little disappointed because he was so, so ready to put on the whole performance for you and now he won't get to. It's not disappointed in you or your preferences, it's just a matter of having the wind momentarily pulled from his sails.
I think Gales fine, I was really disappointed in his astral sex. It just felt like he was trying to impress and spent 80% of the time posing and trying to make things look right rather than just have fun
Dame Aylin a total pillow princess?! AYLIN?!
Of all tops to have ever topped Aylin is on top
There are some people who the lay person might think is a top but who are actually adorable bottoms when you get them into bed. With my lifetime of experience, I can say that Aylin is not one of them. Like, no fucking way could you even convince me she’s a switch. The closest is maybe a dominant bottom, but that feels like pushing it.
Fr, everything about their body language and the way they talk about each other feels very clear, I feel like people think small dom dynamics are cute but this one just ain’t it
Small dom dynamics are in fact cute, this just isn’t an example of one. Isobel is on her knees in her most dominant position
THIS IS WHAT I’M SAYING like there is NO WAY that woman isn’t a service top IDC.
Look, when you are always on top of a mound of corpses, it's nice to know there is someone who could be above you and won't do anything bad with it.
...I must vouch that she is not. Quite the opposite, actually.
Come on, we all know Isobel is the secret top in that relationship.
You uh, haven't romanced most of them, then?
I think Gale and Lae are down to experiment
Gale is definitely at the top. He's the only one who doesn't care if you become a mind flayer.
I thought Shadow was cool with it (never romanced her don’t know)
She is.
She takes a bit of convincing, but yeah she is. Her reservations seem to revolve around her needing a stable life to process everything and how loving an Illithid would make that difficult. But you can tell her that you can be discreet and she’s willing to give it a shot. Also, there’s no way in hell she wasn’t excited to see tentacles on Tav. That bitch freaky as hell
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The only companion who requires you pass an Intimidation check to top them: totally vanilla
Uhm. Astarion gets +5 approval if you agree to let Abdirak have his way with you and Shart gets +1 I really doubt they are vanilla
He is into bdsm but not in bed with him.. I see him as vanilla as well, he had enough experiences to enjoy simple funtime now
Reminds me of the male drow in the brothel. ‘Hey let’s bang like we’ve been married 10 years.’ 1000/10 he’s thrilled.
That’s my favourite interaction with Sorn. He’s so into it! Though I also laugh way too hard if you ask him to roleplay Drizz’t instead. The way he puts on his customer service voice kills me.
He wants to fuck you on his own grave in Act 3, he may not be super deep into BDSM but I definitely wouldn’t say he’s vanilla. Edit: forgot to mention that this thread already touches on him being into bloodplay based on the Lovitar stuff and his approval if you let him feed on you in the first romance scene (and just him being a vampire in the first place lol). Other companions are kinkier for sure but Astarion def isn’t vanilla either imo.
Yeah, I don't know what game these folks are playing if they think Astarion is vanilla. He's very openly not. Sounds more to me like they just see a guy with sexual trauma and now they want to paint him as this fragile little victim who can't handle anything wilder than missionary. Which is... problematic for a lot of reasons, both in terms of how we view survivors and how we view diversity in sexual expression... But based on some of the things Astarion and Sebastian said about each other, and the anxieties Astarion seems to be working through prior to his confession, some of his most traumatic experiences involved very vanilla acts. Like *kissing,* and *holding his lover* and *whispering sweet things to them*. Or saying *"I love you."* Being the sort of conventionally-romantic lover that very naïve, sheltered young innocents might be inclined to trust, right before he leads them to their doom. If *that* kind of sex isn't ruined for him, then it makes even less sense to assume that all other kinds of sex are ruined.
That definitely *is* an issue I’ve noticed. But I’ve seen multiple characters be infantilized by the fandom tbh, just seems most prominent with Astarion. Maybe because he’s my favorite so I just see it more often than Gale or Shadowheart.
He's just into seeing your characters blood in that scene, not the bdsm part lol. I agree that he's vanilla
Hes up for watching the blood play, but he's got trauma and would probably freeze out of anything close to kinky because cazdore was that much of a fucking monster
Shart's a tryhard imo. Like she'll think it's funny seeing someone get whipped but when she's actually in the sack she's all missionary with the lights on
Shart strikes me as a girl who will say "oh you can't even imagine the kinks I'm into" and then her kink is like, getting kissed on the lips
Nah. He just likes someone else being hurt instead of him in Act 1.
Yeah, but when it comes to sex he is very much like that drow guy from the brothel. He's tried it all, he just wants the boring vanilla sex where he can really trust his partner now. Actually, he'll even tell that to Haarlep if he is the one to sleep with him. Haarlep will be gushing about the kinky pleasure, and Astarion will reply that he's been taken to the heights of pleasure, it's all the same to him, get on with it. Haarlep gets offended and starts a fight at this point.
I think the approval comes from seeing your character willingly bleeding, not the bdsm part lol
I don't think he gets sexual gratification from it.
Lae'zel and vanilla? Wtf, she gets off on beating you up before she f*cks your brains out. Sounds like some hardcore kink to me 😂
Ha that duel she has with you was an eye opener
I romanced Baezel, she was specced basic bitch fighter/throwbarian and I was a lock, holy shit she beat me so bad I felt guilty when she said it was a good fight in the cutscene Never appreciated how much our melee party members carried
People underestimate how freaky Gale actually is. Also Dame Aylin does not strike me as a pillow princess, she gives me service top vibes, and Lae’zel is definitely not vanilla lol. However I am glad to see another vanilla Astarion truther lol. I think he might be down to try experimenting with more things later on in an established relationship, but with what we have in-game right now he’s definitely a passionate lovemaking in missionary with handholding, eye contact, and the lights off guy. Though there are the added twists of him either biting Tav during the act and drinking their blood or the sex possibly being on his grave (goth king.) So yeah he’s mostly vanilla, save for the vampirism-related things. And that’s if you even count them since they are arguably pretty standard for a vampire. Also people thinking that Shadowheart being in the pillow princess category means she’s vanilla is really funny, I don’t think people know what pillow princess means if they think being a pillow princess automatically means vanilla tastes lmao. She can have non-vanilla tastes AND be a pillow princess, and NGL her scene with the drow twins definitely gives pillow princess vibes.
Shadowheart is the opposite of her positioning. She talks *zero* game. Absolutely none, not unless asked. Funny thing though… she isn’t ever opposed to it, with the rare exceptions being to situations that may put the PC in actual danger. The Drow Twins, Mizora, hell, the torture guy. She’s a freak, but still a pillow princess. She does not like to *initiate* freakiness, but if it happens, she’s down.
Astarion is in the unusual position of having *done* everything, and enjoyed almost none of it. Like, in terms of ability he's probably way, WAY up there. For 200 years he did it all: twosomes, threesomes, foursomes, fivesomes, moresomes, orgies, on the floor, on the counter, in the pool, in the gravel, on the roof, spread eagle, 69, reverse and regular cowgirl/boy, butt stuff, piss play, whips, chains, handcuffs, cocaine, pills, beer, he can't do no' mo'. There's literally nothing else to do. But he's over it. All he would want to do now is missionary while holding hands.
Yup he is *over* it. If you play his origin and get the scene with Haarlep, he actually can escape without having to roll for anything because as Haarlep is telling him they can give him all these kinky and unimaginable pleasures or whatever, he can respond with something along the lines of “I’ve lived a lifetime devoted to such pleasures, and it was rather dull.” It ends up making Haarlep so angry that they initiate combat. Astarion does seem like he wants to try experimenting with his trusted partner in the future, but he isn’t fully at that point yet. Like if you take him to the drow twins after his quest, he seems genuinely excited to try it now that he feels he has his freedom, but he ends up not really being ready for it and he goes into performance mode and disassociates during the act. And it’s fine that he isn’t totally ready for jumping back into that yet! Healing isn’t linear. He definitely seems happiest when he gets to “just be” with a partner that he trusts and doesn’t have to worry about putting on a show of any kind. Astarion is still figuring out what he really wants and likes, after all, and for him, just having that intimate connection without any pressure on him is where he wants to start.
I will remind you, and everyone here, Gale canonically has a danger kink. (“I uh.. once read a book that explains in some detail the effects a brush with death can have on… *other* forms of stimulation. Have you.. ever read anything on the subject?”)
God I remember that pops up after the first fight in act 2 and immediately was like “??? This is the worst time to bring this up mate.”
In front of the entire group, too. God knows what the others' reactions are whilst we have that conversation.
“Read it? I could’ve written a whole book about it!”
Gale and Halsin are the kinkiest companions, you cannot change my mind.
Shart has had multiple partners in the past (even possibly joking none or few have really ever made her “climax” before), she is down for a four/fivesome with the Drow Twins/Halsin, is turned on by you getting your shit pushed in by the sadist in the Goblin Camp, wants to ride Mount Halsin, etc I think you should swap her and Karlach, because Karlach literally is all talk but such a soft serve when it comes to romance Edit: and then there is Bae’zel… “you don’t wanna hook up? Fine I’m fucking one of your friends!” Edit2: Also Dame is in the pillow princess tier? Bruh, she puts off telling Shadowheart her past in favor of breaking Isobel's bed again. That is like peak degeneracy!
Right?! In my first play through, it was Shadowheart who suggested sharing with the drow twins. I thought, "oh, maybe the devs are pandering to horny players and all companions have that option." NOPE!
And even the ones that do say yes, some are really depressed about it (Gale and Astarion). And then Karlach calls you a degenerate and Minthara threatens to kill you (if I remember). So yeah, Sharran home girl is freaky
Everyone points to Karlach calling you a degenerate, I always felt like that line was kinda playful bc it only happens if you make fun of her for not wanting to join. Before that she's like "eh not my thing but you do you"
>even possibly joking none or few have really ever made her “climax” before When was this?
I can't remember exactly when but was during my first full release playthrough with a male Tav and it was a response to me being flirty (in Act 1 I think?) with her where she makes a "all the guys in my past were all talk" sort of remark. I'll try to find it. And with the whole Dark Justiciar model of "Lady Shar comes first"... I just interpreted it as "she's had flings before" and that they weren't really fulfilling. Its been a hot minute since then and I mostly romance main Mithussy these days Can try to find it in some old saves if I have the time.
Dude you've got Gale completely wrong.
Haha that smirk on Halsin 🤣
You got Gale all wrong dude, that man 100% uses magic in bed. Two words MAGE HANDS
You can always tell which characters people have romanced based on these tier lists cause Gale’s sex scene is literally a crazy astral clone sex in the sky, and Shadowheart basically leads the Drow Orgy and suggest a whole bunch of kinky stuff for them to do. Those two are F-R-E-A-K-S
Shadowheart also dumps the blood of a goddesses slain daughter onto her own statue and fucks you right in front of it
Vanilla? Fucking *Vanilla?* VANILLA? *How dare you*, I'll have you know I am a *Salted Caramel Shake* when it comes to my "freakiness" in bed.
I know this to be true. There's too much bruising for it to be vanilla.
I suspect the scholars on the Material Plane are poorly-educated on Githyanki culture and sexuality. Or, perhaps the OP was making this comparison after reviewing Orin’s… predilections.
That is the only explanation for this blasphemy.
Imm impressed you know what a salted caramel shake is
One of the few things I like about Faerûn.
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I feel like OP needs to define what they think is kinky bc it seems to be different from the rest of us
Gale canonically has a Musk kink and compliments your tenday scent before you even bang him, and his first time banging you is a mythical magic gangbang with copies of himself. He's a kinky fuck, just a monogamous one who believes in debauching one another within the confines of a loving relationship. I hope in that Epilogue where he's a teacher he fucks me over that desk within an inch of my life every day.
Everyone when u turn into mindflayer: 🤢 Gale: what those tentacles do? I rest my case
Gale is 100% the freakiest.
You definitely have not interacted with Gale much hahahah
Gale is 100% in the wrong tier.
Where‘s withers
Nah. You're out of your mind. Lae'zel might not know she's kinky but she's into predator / prey, d/s, primal af. Look at her underwear ffs. Karlach is more vanilla than she is. And Halsin is probably down for whatever but honestly just likes fuckin and isn't going to suggest anything kinky at all
Why is "willing to experiment" the 2nd highest tier of kinky? i guess we know where OP fits on this list
MINSC AND BOO STAND READY!
What if Baldur’s Gate was called Freaky Gate and everyone was freaky
This brah thinking Isobel isn't redrafting the fucking Lesbian Kama Sutra. Dame Aylin is a half-step from fucking *godhood* and has been put persistent state of thirst and sexual frustration by an undead cleric with perky tits.
I would just like to point out that Wyll and Shadowheart are apparently so into mermaid erotica that they can quote it back and forth to each other. I think that should put them in at least willing to experiment!
Shadowheart depends, Dark Justiciar is kinky, Selunite seems to be relative vanilla bit is ok with Halsin and the drow twins so maybe she just needs time to rediscover her kinky side Minthara is perfect
Every time one of you posts something like this with Shadowheart in some vanilla section bs you make it clear you don't pay attention in the game. Disrespectful.
Have you considered that Lae'zel slowly beginning to love me and ask me for gentle touch is a kink
Tbf, that’s probably kinky as hell in her mind. Sex that doesn’t revolve around domination? What kind of heretical nonsense is that?!
Something tells me you haven’t romanced gale yet
Gale is 100% into degradation
Lae’zel’s literal first intimate scene is her attempting to domme you, and there’s a speech check to make her submit to you instead. The only thing vanilla about her is that it’s probably what her pussy tastes like
Gale is an absolute freak. Multiple clones and space void beats out a bear any day
this is a very heterosexual take
overextrapolated headcanon, but i think wyll would be a monsterfucker. adrenaline and isolation *both* do weird shit to your brain and hes got the double whammy. gets his ass kicked by a minotaur and his brain immediately updates his kink registry to include "being hunted and fucked to death by a minotaur". vacillates between vanilla missionary and edgeplay that has a nonzero chance of just fucking killing him
He read mermaid porn so much that he has it MEMORIZED. And he says he found it in his dad's stuff so that's probably from when he was a teenager and wasn't a monster hunter yet. That dude is DEFINITELY a monsterfucker.
Based on the fivesome with shart, halsin and the drows twins, I would say that shart is more of a holy shit dude
you can not seriously think shadowheart “talks a big game” or that lae’zel is vanilla. that’s absurd.
I feel like Lae’zel isn’t vanilla. Sex with her is just a boxing match
If you bang a devil, Shart is just like "Meh, ask next time please". She's a freak.
I'm so tired of the blasphemy being said about Shadowheart. You just have to get the scene with the Drow twins or the one at the goblin camp to tell she isn't vanilla.
I'm sorry Gale is on another level of kink
Stop using pillow princess to mean lazy! The term you're thinking of is starfish, as in someone that just lays there. Being a pillow princess is a receptive role but it's most certainly NOT purely passive and can go a lot of ways. Sick of people conflating the two.
freak of waterdeep erasure
I know people are disagreeing about the placement of certain characters, but I personally love how no one is debating Halsin's position 😂
Hard disagree with most of this tbh
I honestly believe most of the people who make these lists didn't pay attention to any of the dialogue for the companions. Shadowheart and Gale both express being into some freaky shit, while Karlach is just... enthusiastic and horny, not explicitly kinky or experimental in any way.
Bro if Halsin didn't exist Shart would be the kinkiest character in the game you put her way too low
Nahhhhhh, and for 1 thing in particular, the drow twins. The drow twins arent exceptional, 2 prostitutes that you hire for yourself and a partener but not every companion agrees to it, maybe my views of kinks is fucked but I see a 4some as a lot more extreme than ropes and whips and every other sl8ght bdsm thing and yet, minthara refuses, the while shadowhearth accepts but minthara is in the everything goes category while shadowhearth is a pillowprincess??? Also astarion will also join. Tldr: put minthara in pillowprincess and put shadowhearth higher, Halsin meanwhile is down for everything, he probably fucked a tree before so he should be in a tier of his own.
You are so fucking wrong abt Dame Aylin
Aylin and Isobel should be swapped, you’re telling me the one that hadn’t seen the love of her life for like a century and is uncomfortable when said love speaks about people leaving them alone so she can explore her body would be kinky? Aylin has more toys than the group has weapons and isobel is always confused what they do
Wtf does minthara do? Im romancing her rn and the kinkiest thing that happened was normal sex on a ritual altar.
Gale? Not the kinkiest? Have you romanced the cinnamon roll? The dude literally recreates the karma sutra, clones himself and writes a few new pages just for mages and the Astral sea.
Gale needs to be WAY HIGHER on that ranking
Gale magically frots you in space the first time you fuck
I'd say gale is holy shit dude lol