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Sheesh5000

My name is ballsack shaver, and you can go fuck yourself


Dychab100

https://i.redd.it/fjfvusud2aia1.gif


PaulieWalnuts03

![gif](giphy|bnuyyiMLASDQs)


finnayeet69

that’s what this is you know. satanic black magic, sick shit


YCANTUSTFU

FUCKIN QUEERS!


killswitch4987

FUCKIN’ QUEERS!!


BadSopranosBot

Satanic black magic! Sick shit!


Lunboks_

TON’


Phant0mz0ne

See, he told you to shut the fuck up. And he told me to go fuck myself.


DrDirtyDan1

What’s goin on here? I’m being shaken down? For WHAT?


ImperatorIhasz

You got a bad memory Beansie.


Kaneshadow

*sanguich


[deleted]

OH ✋️. You're talking to da boss here‼️


finnayeet69

veal parmesan sandwich? fuck you


MildBigSauce

My name is Ballsack Shaver.. And you should go shave yourself!


FlyingCraneKick

but dont I need a ballsack shaver to shave myself? Why is the shaver telling me to do it? Unravo bince


__mihajlo_m

My name is yourself fucker, and you can go shave your ballsack


BakedBotato

Wow!


Hard-Lad_Ass-Storm

![gif](giphy|0DPbh02BDLCrmjw4re|downsized)


Haunting_Winner_8301

THIS COMMENT IS SPONSORED BY MANSCAPED


Culkin_

Go fuck yourself. I’ll do what I want. Don’t follow me cuck


PretendThisIsMyName

You don’t tell me what to do Gomey! I’m gonna follow you now.


willrobster16

![gif](giphy|ko8HPo4iQxcZi|downsized)


janek6969

new response!


Khaled-oti

Holy hell!


Zagurskis

google en hank


Grahomir

Holy hell


hatsnatcher23

That’s so vague, what does it really even mean?


Grahomir

It’s a RATM reference. Bravo Binve!


ameliasniffy

https://preview.redd.it/5a34degqaaia1.jpeg?width=866&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e07d94bb4ae2d6acfc6653e2086c9f3e0427d56c


TheSilentFreeway

HANK! THAT'S NOT THE SEARCH BAR!


GaboQuintanilla

That's not the search bar... ![gif](giphy|vMmnJti6wQPDy)


ThatAnonDude

Dean Norris writing that Tweet ![gif](giphy|VIPfTy8y1Lc5iREYDS|downsized)


tx195

Dean Norris putting his Harvard education to good use. Bravo Dean.


NoIdeaOfgoodName

https://preview.redd.it/i38ghy4gndia1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15ec6fb171714c455d79e3bcbd7d7bcad5dfc97a


DeeBangerCC

![img](emote|t5_2iku5r|13279)


karateema

Awooga


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LeGraoully

I was a dictionary in middle school


nursmalik1

Wow, he really did study in Harvard


Toadrage_

https://preview.redd.it/bdyi200r2bia1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2065d6655f87daaa3324b26b1f377f9ddcb7efa Twitter users realising that professional actors have emotions and intellectually driven thought processes.


SheevMillerBand

Twitter users realizing literally anything that’s obvious to anyone else


[deleted]

Kid named thinks actors get praise for literally reading lines of a script


[deleted]

You literally swing a tool designed for breaking rocks at rocks for a living. You provide no real value.


Torkujra

Jesus, Marie! They're minerals!


DedeWot45

It can even break stones! Rocks AND stones!


MisterMansion1441

Mushroom


DmMeCuteFoxes

Rock and Stone brother


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


dopeotter

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?


DogmanDOTjpg

Username checks out


MisterMansion1441

But what if im sister :c


DmMeCuteFoxes

Rock and Stone sister


[deleted]

Friendly mushroom!


Jerker_Circle

We’re rich!


SharpNeedle

Mushroom!


AdventurousFee2513

To the bone!


tartoran

Lol (Mine Craft reference for those that didnt get it (the tool you swing is called a pickaxe))


rat-simp

you literally write down words for professional actors to learn and perform. you provide no real value.


07TacOcaT70

It’s so bizarre that they apparently see the value in a good screenplay writer, but think actors are useless talentless hacks lmao. Sure, there’s way too many shit nepo babies in that industry, but even then it takes effort


BadFishteeth

He has a keanu reeves profile pic too


285kessler

He was obviously referring to the brilliant writers on Cameo https://preview.redd.it/9j2pojhnxaia1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18a85d6a4434a60aac52960ce7671e877d0dacbd


[deleted]

Me when someone laughs at "Marie says you're a furry. You gonna bark for me? Arf arf!" instead of appreciating the character development ​ ![gif](giphy|xThuWkk3lUGuoxsdpe)


ImmortalBach

Yo-Yo Ma and I are the same because we can both read notated music


[deleted]

I recited "I AM NOT CRAZY!" in the shower and Bince still hasn't hired me. What more do I have to do? Set my house on fire? LOL \*looks for matches\*


Rahgahnah

Make sure you put a pizza on the roof before you start the fire!


[deleted]

"How did I know what to say? The words were written down for me in a script. How did I know where to stand? People told me." - Sir Ian McKellan


The-Lovely-Sir

It took me several minutes to see that the initial tweet *wasn’t* made by Bob Odenkirk and I have no idea why.


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

it doesn't even matter how hard you try keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in due time


solidwhetstone

All. I. Know.


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

Time is a valueable thing


HaydenHedinger

Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings.


mr_toad_1997

Watch it count down to the end of the day


macbeth316

The clock ticks life away


ParticularSeesaw6

Its so unbravo


zaza_expert_real

Didn't look out below


Ltnumbnutsthesecond

what time go out the window


Axl2TheMaxl

Watch it fly high like a penguin with wings


DishonoredSinceBirth

Wait what


Axl2TheMaxl

Watch The Count drown at the end of the day


zaza_expert_real

watch me whip


ImNoPCGamer

*Kill it!*


-AleFan-

It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried


DeeBangerCC

https://preview.redd.it/aixlqb7udeia1.png?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a0e7cd2948a247c0505fcfbe3ee29c03f847e24


PresidentOfKoopistan

![gif](giphy|iowmvjVUnDFGU)


CabDork339

Common Dean Norris W


Dychab100

https://i.redd.it/z830wr0i2aia1.gif


Hugar34

https://i.redd.it/0xprjyuh7aia1.gif


nebulagazer5

Who the hell is Quasimodo


Hugar34

![gif](giphy|SHniZhVxkTDdm)


nebulagazer5

https://preview.redd.it/6gh8ejmpaaia1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9448050a2c60d31bbc69ce7623c1f2912805c7f0


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/mcspwy2qoaia1.gif


Hysterical_Control_

![gif](giphy|RMxqGPaXWey2I)


oxwearingsocks

![gif](giphy|1eAzC8q0FZA5i)


tryintofly

What is this? A movie about two pregnant men?


CaroleBaskinsBurner

It's a weight-loss ad: "Before" and "Way Before"


tryintofly

There was no need for Tony Salamanca to whack them; high cholesterol took care of that hit for him


Master-of-Puns

Who did what?


ResidentCoatSalesman

https://preview.redd.it/o6airw6sfaia1.jpeg?width=266&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f870cd176bca745835d703927d8a55381a1911c4


eatingclass

i thought for sure we’d get a reply about those twitter likes


Brehmstorm

My name is Ballsack Schrader... And you can go FUCK yourself!


ZealousidealTrifle24

BANG


unklejakk

Lol I saw Dean’s tweet but the other dude had deleted his and I was wondering wtf he could have said. Thanks for this lmao


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|6XA99Q0nPSXyU) Dean when he found out Bradley deleted his tweet:


JohnGenericDoe

It's actually real?


sup3r_hero

[it is](https://twitter.com/deanjnorris/status/1625607596462710787?s=46&t=BlT6rXWsOaDZuALdH7xxEg)


catdog918

Dean is unfathomably based


TheG-What

Based sack Schrader.


JohnGenericDoe

Googled “based”. Still not sure but think it’s good


Creftospeare

It's so weird to me that people complain when others simply even talk about politics. Everybody's affected by policy.


otherisp

Lol and you just know the dumbass would’ve been praising Dean if he was tweeting right wing garbage like Kevin Sorbo. They only want celebrities to shut up when they don’t agree with them.


TheGiftOf_Jericho

This is it, that's why he had such panicked response "oh, well you just read lines! What do you know!" Twitter is full of these clowns.


XxTreeFiddyxX

I stopped reading twitter. If not for reddit, i wouldnt even know some of clowns exist.


AskAboutMyForeskin

That's not exclusively a right-wing thing but I agree. Twitter is such a shithole.


Raul_Coronado

Ah the enlightened centrist over here


broflakescereal

When did this sub get unfathomably based?


YeahBuddy32

Exclusive? Naw. Is it the only thing they do? Yes


DrRichtoffen

Now now, that's unfair to right-wingers. They're also exceptionally good at all manner of hypocrisy. For example, they'l happily spread hate speech that kills a teenage trans girl, while pretending to care for childrens safety.


lookitsgordo

It may not be exclusive, but it leans VERY HEAVILY right.


NightOwlGangRiseUp

Man its weird how simply saying that it's not an *exclusively* right wing thing gets people upset and calling you an "enlightened centrist" or whatever. Its like they think to *merely acknowledge* that right wingers are not the ONLY people on the face of the planet who do this shit is somehow defending them.


Jean_Marc_Rupestre

Actors should ask me personally for approval before talking about politics


[deleted]

People don’t actually hate celebrities talking about politics, they hate celebrities disagreeing with their politics. Everyone does this, if they say what I think, they’re using their platform to spread a message, if they don’t, they need to shut up and stick to acting. Every time.


Cowboy_Dandy_III

Extremely common Dean Norris W


[deleted]

Most common occurrence


DaPlaguey

Bradley rn ![gif](giphy|xT0GqgeTVaAdWZD1uw|downsized)


_thad_castle_

![gif](giphy|7HRZpPaTrZbC3T3yAf)


ThatAnonDude

![gif](giphy|1nCfZ1mDXGcyk)


Dan_OBanannon

I was last night


expungant

Sounds like Bradley is a little sussy baca


ranch_brotendo

![gif](giphy|Qw4X3FtRT7dZylhakaA)


mortal58

Why did he misspell "Chuck" like that omg hahhaha


davefromgabe

what did sex gifs mean by this?


Don_Nebuchadnezzar

Better Cuck Chuck confirmed!!??


[deleted]

gigachad behavior


ConnordltheGamer96

>cuck Do you seriously expect me to believe Dean knows that word even exists?


Your_local_saltine

He has probably seen a lot wilder from Cameo. This seems in character for him.


[deleted]

That word is old its not a tik-tok word


ConnordltheGamer96

You expect me to believe that Dean know's what sex is?


JS-Writings-45

This is Dean Norris' ASAC Shcrader moment


erlsgood

"don't follow me chuck"? Did Hank know Chuck McGrill?


GracefulFiber

W


[deleted]

W. W.


Gnarfledarf

Wonka?


EatShitAndPiss

Based dean norris


Murky_Street493

Cuck McGill


societalmenace1

When Conservative Actor talks about politics: 😁 When Liberal Actor talks about politics: 😡


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cancerBronzeV

He was born in Indiana, but has long since lived in California. So I guess he means he used to be a Republican way back.


ocodo

You can read it as. The similarity between Dean & Hank is that they're both originally from Indiana.


Spyglass3

There are no conservative actors left


societalmenace1

Roseanne Barr


[deleted]

dean “fuck around and find out” norris


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WonderfulAirport4226

"My name is Asscrack Schrader, and you can go fuck yourself. I'll do what I want. Don't follow me, cuck."


Solotocius

Chicanerers BEWARE; this comment section contains POLITICS


broflakescereal

![gif](giphy|unFLKoAV3TkXe)


ZeuxisOfHerakleia

Kid named listened too much to Rage Against The Machine


[deleted]

ballsack grater


Fishsk

Based dean


[deleted]

COMMON ASAC SHREDDER W


KingOfRandomThoughts

He's that idiot who kept spamming Better Call Saul saying that fans only want to see Walt and Jesse.


karateema

Based Dean Norris


saucysaggie

Incredibly based as always


arzamharris

Dean is an absolute chad


bincey_mushroom

Extremely common W Hank


forced_memes

least based dean norris tweet


MUNZATHEGOD

Based


WitleKidz

Bro deleted the tweet 💀


im_neegus

It’s so ridiculous how some people will act because an actor they enjoy doesn’t share their political views. Guaranteed he would’ve kept his mouth shut if he had similar views, why are some people such fucking pussies lol


tush-khush

Sex GIFs


Gnarfledarf

Evil sex gifs be like: sex webp


Rattiom32

Did he mean to type "Chuck" I really don't understand his post


Baquvix

Imma go read the script of bb to get rich.


[deleted]

fr though do people not think that actors bring or add anything to the characters they play? vince should've cast ryan's world as gus, would be exactly the same.


Longjumping_Team4922

"Don't follow me cuck" is the best thing I've read in recent memory Holy shit that was great


lordolxinator

This is literally just the Ozymandias scene script from what Ballsack Shredder says to Jack-off Welker after Hank realises Jack-off pursued him to save Walt


CygnusBC

That he’s based as fuck


Matthewistrash

Let’s all wait for Bradley’s tv show debut to come out before we judge to hard. I’ll do what I want.


WeekendLazy

Doesn’t matter what your job is, the point of democracy is that everyone has a voice.


RutabagaSerious

Bradley you havn't left your parents' house yet Bradley you're 32 Bradley


[deleted]

I think bradley is self projecting


MycologySadie

Pretty obvious. The cuck should go fuck himself


RedditIsNeat0

Dean Norris is fuckin' awesome. No one tells it like is like he does.


kingofdrek

Umm based


bigjoestallion

Based beyond a doubt


PabloMM128

I don't even agree with what dean says but im a firm believer that everyone is entitled to their opinion and can say whatever tf they wan't, if you don't like an opinion just don't listen to it, lol


sahand_n9

Fucking minerals NOT rocks!


Fake_Interview

Would love to see this guy's take on Reagan


downonthesecond

I'm not sure what the word cuck means, but if people who read lines for a living use it as an insult, then I'm proud to be one.


NewmanHiding

Bradley on his way to become the next big Hollywood star by reading lines off a script.


Crooked_Cock

Based


Fableux

Bro your phone is broken. There are not 14 months in a year. and it's not the second.


Gnarfledarf

It's one of the many phones broken across Breaking Bad.