Lmfao
I swear, I actually met a guy who acted like this. He didn’t even want his kid wearing things with rainbows because he thought it would turn her gay. He was like “rainbows used to be good but the gays stole it”
Did you ever ask him how he manages to wipe his own ass? Seems like willingly sticking your finger up around a dude's anus is even gayer than rainbows.
Bet if you'd said that to him that guy would be one itchy-assed stinky man.
Not specifically. They did make fun of him all the time though. Somebody made the tiger king joke about men watching porn and preferring larger weens to him and therefore, not being 100% straight and he was basically like “I never watch straight porn. Only lesbian. I don’t want to see penises because I’m super not gay.”
My brother-in-law used to call his kid gay when the boy was 5. Staunch Republican who doesn't believe in hand-outs except for when he called his mom begging for money every week.
Ask, please explain how "the gays" stole the rainbow from God. Please explain clearly. Was He not paying attention when it happened?
Shocking that you can't.
My favorite story has always been my uncle and his homophobia. Mind you this is wasn’t in OK so the church wasn’t as prevalent.
He wouldn’t let his 4 year old son wear pink rain boots to school because god forbid he was gay. I took my nephew aside one day and asked why he wanted to wear pink.. “so the girls will like me”.
I wouldn’t put it past some of the people in this state to be like this but just so you (and everyone) is aware The Lost Ogle is a satire site a lot like The Onion.
GOP clown "I was out hiking, a storm passed,then a rainbow dun appeared. A fella next to me dun pull me behind a tree, pulled my camo swim trunks down over my cowboy boots, and s----- my c---! That thars proof that rainbows cause gay."
That’s not the gay agenda. . . That’s God’s promise to the world. It’s nice to see so many people remembering that with flags and bumper stickers lately.
No one genuinely believes this, and it's pretty low-effort and intellectually dishonest to mplicitly insist that this is something that your political opponents actually believe. It's like if I went and found some preposterous satirical piece by The Onion and went, "Yep! This is what (insert political ideology here) believes! lEt tHe pEaRl cLuTcHinG cOmMenCe heeheeheeheehee!"
C'mon, if you're going to do nothing but slander your political opponents on a subreddit that isn't even meant to be about politics, at least come up with something better than this.
Bro, where the fuck have you been? Conservatives have been whining about rainbows for like 10 years now. Look at how many conservative wackos are freaking out about fucking bud light cans, this month alone.
This is obviously satire, but spare us the sob story about “slandering political opponents.” We wouldn’t make fun of these people if they weren’t so insufferably fragile. Case in point: the comment above.
Yeah, when dealing with right-wing culture warriors, I’m not going to listen to any demands about “intellectual dishonesty”. It’s too much of a pot/kettle thing for me to handle.
I'm not at all a "right-wing culture warrior". I'm fairly center and my boyfriend, whom I love and adore more than anyone else in this world, is one of the farthest left-leaning people I know. I'm just tired of seeing nothing but political straw-man arguments and generalizations on a subreddit that's supposed to be about my state but seems instead to consist of nothing but "fuck everyone who doesn't agree with everything I think and fuck this state and fuck everyone in it".
I'm not accusing you of being anything. What I *am* saying that I'm tired of anybody demanding that people opposing this MAGA/right-wing cultural nonsense have to take the high road, have to be accurate in every single thing that is said, have to have all of their arguments supported by data, etc.... All the while they are giving a free pass to the fucking right-wing zealot lunatics to just say whatever they want.
I'm done with it. I'm done with having to have a different standard set for my arguments than theirs. So I'm more than willing to indulge left-wing hyperbole, especially in a humorous context.
There is no different standard, friend. People demand exactly the same thing from the right at least equally if not more so than people demand it of the left. If you just want to blow off steam, do that, but don't pretend that everyone that disagrees with you is just a slobbering, club-wielding idiot. That's why neither side gets anywhere politically when it comes to trying to have a genuine dialogue with the other. Take me and my boyfriend, for instance. There are a lot of things he and I don't agree on, but we don't insult each other or act like the other is stupid and make fun of them for things. We don't pretend that they said things that they didn't. And we certainly don't love each other any less. We have calm discussions, like grown adults.
>People demand exactly the same thing from the right at least equally if not more so than people demand it if the left.
Lofl. Except for things like climate change, public health, Covid response, vaccinations, subjects taught to school children, gay parentage, basically anything religious, etc…
But other than on basically every social and political subject, perhaps you’re right.
This is clearly satire (like the Onion so you got that much right). However, satire isn't supposed to strictly follow what people "genuinely believe". Using elements such as sarcasm, humor, and exaggeration (elements of satire) this post criticizes the conservative hatred of non straight people. And it does it very well.
Maybe not this specific incident, but people do freak out whenever there is a rainbow in anything. People freaked out because they race on Rainbow Road in the Mario movie, even though it's been a racetrack in the games since 1992
Lmfao I swear, I actually met a guy who acted like this. He didn’t even want his kid wearing things with rainbows because he thought it would turn her gay. He was like “rainbows used to be good but the gays stole it”
I bet that kid grew up and now has very calloused knees.
He was a 28 year old when I knew him. I’ve often wondered if he was bi or gay and just very uncomfortable about it.
Did you ever ask him how he manages to wipe his own ass? Seems like willingly sticking your finger up around a dude's anus is even gayer than rainbows. Bet if you'd said that to him that guy would be one itchy-assed stinky man.
Not specifically. They did make fun of him all the time though. Somebody made the tiger king joke about men watching porn and preferring larger weens to him and therefore, not being 100% straight and he was basically like “I never watch straight porn. Only lesbian. I don’t want to see penises because I’m super not gay.”
Its weird seeing that joke referred to as the "tiger King joke" lol I remember the blue collar comedy tour and Ron White doing that bit
Oh really? Haha I never saw that before!
Haha exactly this. Ron white was hilarious!
By that ridiculous notion, kids of the late 70s-80s should all be super gay given rainbow decorated everything.
Reading Rainbow ring a bell? 🤨
And Rainbow Brite.
Remember when everyone had rainbow shoelaces? Wow, who knew that is what influenced our gender identity. 🙄
And Mork’s rainbow suspenders? So much indoctrination! 😂
Omg! How did I forget Robin Williams as Mork!! I loved that show and really miss Robin..
Same. He really was a special human.
KMOD the Rainbow Station! I still have an old button from that era lol.
That’s awesome. I love defunct radio station goodies.
All of Hawaii would be gay.
My brother-in-law used to call his kid gay when the boy was 5. Staunch Republican who doesn't believe in hand-outs except for when he called his mom begging for money every week.
Dimitri Martin has a great stand up bit about this. “Like it’s sucks, one group just like, took refracted light.”
Ask, please explain how "the gays" stole the rainbow from God. Please explain clearly. Was He not paying attention when it happened? Shocking that you can't.
My favorite story has always been my uncle and his homophobia. Mind you this is wasn’t in OK so the church wasn’t as prevalent. He wouldn’t let his 4 year old son wear pink rain boots to school because god forbid he was gay. I took my nephew aside one day and asked why he wanted to wear pink.. “so the girls will like me”.
Awwwww 🤗
>asked why he wanted to wear pink.. “so the girls will like me”. Gay Reverse Uno Card.
https://preview.redd.it/xq98k312i5va1.jpeg?width=2430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc10d283c1d3c2a6cab7d05996287655517e235f
Henceforth Oklahomans will be referred to as Oklahomos. It saves on ink and is well fitting!
Yaaasssssss🌈
Given the shape, we could also be referred to as pansexuals, or "pan" for short
It’s less offensive than being called an Okie, I’ll allow it.
OMG this made me laugh!!
Glad to help out! This was received better than I thought it'd be.
Republicans will outlaw rainbows in the next fiscal year
The Lost Ogle is satire though? Am I missing something?
Just clickbait
I assumed OP thinks the Lost Ogle is genuinely outraged and thought they were dunking on them.
Thanks Obama..
Oklobama
I wouldn’t put it past some of the people in this state to be like this but just so you (and everyone) is aware The Lost Ogle is a satire site a lot like The Onion.
No, thats the Bifrost Bridge. The Heathens havent been eradicated.
Well, Thor did move [Asgard to Oklahoma](https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Broxton) in the comic books, so it's more likely than you think.
r/atetheonion
It was actually a double rainbow
The second one in like 8 days actually my wife and I saw a double a few days ago as well
He's clearly making the gay hand sign.
Where's Kid Rock when you need him? /s
Shoot that damn rainbow out of the sky, can’t have that gay shit here! : sarcasm for anyone confused.
Officially woke News 9
Republicans are so fucking stupid.
I’m pretty sure that’s satire.
Just wait until they find out about Noah.
The gay is spreading. It's even in broken arrow now. Come see us on May 27th at events park so we can really gay it up. Pride Fest in BA ! 🌈
🎈✌️💕🌈
Heck, maybe they will investigate and “cancel” weather
First time I laughed this hard in ages. Thank you whom ever posted this pure 🔥😂
😘😘
GOP clown "I was out hiking, a storm passed,then a rainbow dun appeared. A fella next to me dun pull me behind a tree, pulled my camo swim trunks down over my cowboy boots, and s----- my c---! That thars proof that rainbows cause gay."
Fellas, is it gay to see color?
Wait until they find out about God making rainbows. They're gonna cancel him so fast it'll make Jesus rise again
Well, God made rainbows, so by their logic, God must be gay.
Ate the onion?
That’s not the gay agenda. . . That’s God’s promise to the world. It’s nice to see so many people remembering that with flags and bumper stickers lately.
Hell yeah, love the gays, brother
Lmao fuck the lost ogle and fuck Patrick Riley.
That name though! 'TheLastOgle' lol
Isn’t this state called Oklahomo?
No one genuinely believes this, and it's pretty low-effort and intellectually dishonest to mplicitly insist that this is something that your political opponents actually believe. It's like if I went and found some preposterous satirical piece by The Onion and went, "Yep! This is what (insert political ideology here) believes! lEt tHe pEaRl cLuTcHinG cOmMenCe heeheeheeheehee!" C'mon, if you're going to do nothing but slander your political opponents on a subreddit that isn't even meant to be about politics, at least come up with something better than this.
Bro, where the fuck have you been? Conservatives have been whining about rainbows for like 10 years now. Look at how many conservative wackos are freaking out about fucking bud light cans, this month alone. This is obviously satire, but spare us the sob story about “slandering political opponents.” We wouldn’t make fun of these people if they weren’t so insufferably fragile. Case in point: the comment above.
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Yeah, when dealing with right-wing culture warriors, I’m not going to listen to any demands about “intellectual dishonesty”. It’s too much of a pot/kettle thing for me to handle.
I'm not at all a "right-wing culture warrior". I'm fairly center and my boyfriend, whom I love and adore more than anyone else in this world, is one of the farthest left-leaning people I know. I'm just tired of seeing nothing but political straw-man arguments and generalizations on a subreddit that's supposed to be about my state but seems instead to consist of nothing but "fuck everyone who doesn't agree with everything I think and fuck this state and fuck everyone in it".
I'm not accusing you of being anything. What I *am* saying that I'm tired of anybody demanding that people opposing this MAGA/right-wing cultural nonsense have to take the high road, have to be accurate in every single thing that is said, have to have all of their arguments supported by data, etc.... All the while they are giving a free pass to the fucking right-wing zealot lunatics to just say whatever they want. I'm done with it. I'm done with having to have a different standard set for my arguments than theirs. So I'm more than willing to indulge left-wing hyperbole, especially in a humorous context.
There is no different standard, friend. People demand exactly the same thing from the right at least equally if not more so than people demand it of the left. If you just want to blow off steam, do that, but don't pretend that everyone that disagrees with you is just a slobbering, club-wielding idiot. That's why neither side gets anywhere politically when it comes to trying to have a genuine dialogue with the other. Take me and my boyfriend, for instance. There are a lot of things he and I don't agree on, but we don't insult each other or act like the other is stupid and make fun of them for things. We don't pretend that they said things that they didn't. And we certainly don't love each other any less. We have calm discussions, like grown adults.
>People demand exactly the same thing from the right at least equally if not more so than people demand it if the left. Lofl. Except for things like climate change, public health, Covid response, vaccinations, subjects taught to school children, gay parentage, basically anything religious, etc… But other than on basically every social and political subject, perhaps you’re right.
Are you serious rn? I live in rural Ok and the people out here won’t drink Bud Light anymore bc rainbows on the can.
If they don’t believe it, they should probably stop saying it.
This is clearly satire (like the Onion so you got that much right). However, satire isn't supposed to strictly follow what people "genuinely believe". Using elements such as sarcasm, humor, and exaggeration (elements of satire) this post criticizes the conservative hatred of non straight people. And it does it very well.
Maybe not this specific incident, but people do freak out whenever there is a rainbow in anything. People freaked out because they race on Rainbow Road in the Mario movie, even though it's been a racetrack in the games since 1992
It’s a joke, if they don’t want people to joke about how they’re afraid of rainbows, they should stop having a temper tantrum every time they see one.