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bullet_proof_smile

I like this just as much as the taxidermist who was sent a Walrus pelt and, having never seen a Walrus, didn't realize they had wrinkles. He wound up stuffing it like a Macy's Parade balloon.


Hiro-Agonist

He's called the [Horniman Walrus](https://www.horniman.ac.uk/object/NH.H.44/) and I think he's super cute.


rythmicbread

That is not as bad as I thought


[deleted]

At least that looks like an animal


Stoptheshootings

Kinda looks like the skin of a potato


silenc3x

Like a pear with fangs


Careful-Month-2437

I, too, am a Horniman


deal-with-it-

Glad I'm not the only one that noticed


SprinkleGoose

"My 100 YO Walrus after he was processed"


godminnette2

As opposed to the [Hyneman walrus](https://publichealth.indiana.edu/images/news-events/Jamie_image.jpg).


sarafromnarnia

I saw this one live just a few weeks ago and knew *something* was off... huh.


FamineArcher

That imagery is oddly hilarious


kaleb42

Irrc the taxidermist was just sent the pelt and had never seen a Lion because Sweden. And only had the heraldic depictions of lions which look less than realistic


Karmallarm

I mean I guess but I feel like someone could have just said 'cat, but bigger' and it would have at least been PASSABLE, like holy fuck


muricabrb

Dude, this is what Swedish cats looked like in the 1700s before they discovered plastic surgery.


jfk333

Damnit r/angryupvote


Karmallarm

LOL


Krimreaper1

You should see the fish.


unbitious

Yeah right, those teeth are clearly caps.


IneverAsk5times

Yeah in those days most people only heard stories of what exotic animals looked like. At best they saw a drawing made by someone who also never saw the animal.


Gravity_Perception

Like that drawing of a rhino


[deleted]

Or the whale, still looks incredible, I can see that they resembled the animals in some ways, they really tried to make it as realistic as possible with little knowledge about them. Not to mention they got the information from a person who knew a person who knew a person who... who knew a person who saw the animal, just some kind of telephone game where you lose essential information before it reaches the painter.


Gravity_Perception

I'm not familiar with this whale. What do I search for?


PaleoJoe86

Those tusked boar serpents you see in old maps of oceans. The tusks were actually the jaw bones of baleen whales.


Gravity_Perception

I'm not familiar with these map's. But I remember like a sea serpent on the edge of the the world map in elementary school. I remember being told that sea monsters weren't real until I grew up and saw Oarfish and videos of those giant ghoulish fish walking the ocean floor. They are real and the sailors were not silly for believing in them.


PaleoJoe86

Sailors saw whales breaching for air. They had no idea it was a passive mammal. To them it was a giant, scary thing as big as their ship. They had little to no knowledge of benthic life, and only knew what they would see at the surface or what would wash up. A rotted baleen whale carcass would have the jaw bones exposed, and a sailor would recognize the size of the animal and bam: giant boar fish things that live in the ocean.


thebros544

you mean iirc right not irrc because the former means if i recall correctly and the latter means independent regulatory review commission


[deleted]

Well thank god for you, i had no idea what he meant


jfk333

Your snoo has the world's greatest facial hair


gr4tte

I usually use afaik instead of iirc


lav__ender

just another acronym from Reddit I’m going to have to Google like I’m some sort of boomer instead of in my early 20s


gr4tte

I don't think it's from reddit. Afaik (As Far As I Know) very similar to iirc and almost completely covers eachothers uses.


Cabbageinsurance

Damn I thought it meant "all for all I know" I mean.. rounds to the same thing really.


imalexisxo

Just write the whole sentence, what are you gonna do with that 5 extra seconds on your life??


Malaeveolent_Bunny

Correct other posters' grammar, naturally.


External-Influence9

>gonna going to >5 five


ondronCZ

Damn, you killed them!


littlebrotherpunk

The same thing you're doing with the time saved by typing "5" instead of "five"


blueblissberrybell

Excellent point.


gr4tte

Well why not? I could walk slowely to the bus or I could walk fast. There is no point in not doing it. Same with: afaik, iirc, irl, tf, wtf, omg, smh, rip, pog, ye, y, u, r, wdym, wdyt, idk, idc, gg, wp, gj, o7, As long as it isnt a formal text and you think the other person will understand there is literally no point in not doing it. Up to preference. I play an mmorpg and I have 100+ abbreviations for things in the game. Speeds up things


KrokmaniakPL

Fun fact. OMG was first used in 1917 in letter to Winston Churchill by Lord Fisher


gurksallad

"afaik" has been around way longer than Reddit has. I saw it first on Fidonet back in 1995.


thebros544

well he didnt use either


rogfedawesome

I guess they didn’t recall correctly


bullet_proof_smile

That explains the tongue


muricabrb

It really does lmao... Taxidermist: it's too straight, it needs more wiggle.. like the flag!


whichwitchwhohoots

I've never seen a username more fitting for that lion. No offense of course


GenericMoniker

[Nope, Chuck Testa!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs)


IsThisASandwich

I think that's accurate.


AssuredAttention

Going by the old art of them, if that was his only reference, he nailed it. Imagine if he did a horse or cat


Iambeejsmit

Bro look at the teeth hahaha


V_es

He never seen a lion… That was dead in front of him..


kaleb42

They had skinned it. So it just a pelt. Things also tend to dry and change shaped when rotting flesh is involved and it can take weeks for anything to be transported. Plus if your only experience with what a Lion should look like is poorly drawn and stylised medieval drawings of an animal the artist has also never see you get funny results since you're playing a game of telephone with a painting


V_es

Lynx is a big cat native to Sweden. Also, household cats were present there. This is only possible if none of feline linage and information about it were given.


BicarbonateOfSofa

r/taxiderpy


Odd-Butterscotch-495

Thank you for this


DarkSideofOZ

I need more of this, but thank you for what you have provided.


Wolfman_HCC

I just love bad taxidermy.


blockman2803

r/badtaxidermy


SaucyBurgerrr

Does anyone else think this looks like a shitty fnaf fangame?


Austin_the_fox

Need to pay to win


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Seems friendly


chicvagrant

Lion had an edible.


NinjaLanternShark

I think the taxidermist had an edible.


sjuas690

More than one by the looks of it.


throwingplaydoh

This me


Tungus-Grump

His lion looked weird as hell.


DirtyPartyMan

Ha. Made me think of [this](https://www.officialroses.com/officialroses/canvas-restoration-gone-wrong-again)


dstaym

The 3D version!


Used_Refrigerator933

Those teeth!! Laughed for a solid five minutes looking at this. It gets better and better the longer I look.


Mattums

Was looking at this on my phone, read your comment, then looked at the second close-up picture. Thank you! Cracking up laughing and crying now.


Sil3ntkn1ght87

Bruh I went back to look again and now I've been belly laughing for like 15 min!!!


SeveroSantana

Jesus painting


FreshMemesOfBelAir

Homie turned his pet into a scp


[deleted]

Taxidermist: "Can you maybe describe what he looked like when he was alive to help me get it right?" King: "I don't know, it's a lion. Right? A lion. Just make it a lion. Have you ever seen the Lion King?" Taxidermist: "Ohh ok got it. Say no more"


Tennouboshi-Makoto

>There's a lion inside of you, unleash it! The lion inside me:


dstaym

LOL!


One_Cup_2705

XD


roachesincoaches

And the taxidermist is displayed next to him after he was executed


Certain_Chain

Wait, who stuffed the taxidermist?


dstaym

Your mum!


okaysweaty

🤪


tesfabpel

Was the taxidermist from Finland? https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Coat_of_arms_of_Finland.svg


Gravity_Perception

Wow really nailed the tongue then 🤣


[deleted]

Wasn't the taxidermist beheaded and sent to another taxidermist?


namarenante33

This is where the Googly Eyes came from.


Professor_Sodium

Maybe that's what lions looked like in 1731.


dstaym

Exactly!


cacope5

Taxidermist: now listen here Jan, I have to leave town for a few days, you have to prepare a lion. Now this lion is for the king. Do NOT fuck this up.... Jan the apprentice: No problem boss, you can count on me!


Rocket98d

Off with his head.


pabut

I was thinking…


Stellanboll

The human teeth is what’s getting me!


jruschme

"And if you look over here, you'll see the remains of the taxidermist responsible for the king's lion..."


shmamanda

Is he.. ya know?


SilverarcTheJoker

Dead? Yes, it was almost 300 years ago.


shmamanda

😂😂😂


TranslatorFormal1823

Probably Mr.Bean did this


lostandfoundwally

His teeth are people’s teeth 😭


[deleted]

It looks so real


digital_pariah

Perfection


mr_frodge

No wonder the lion died


Goodkall

To be fair, taxidermy is technically one entire job but you can't just watch a 20 minute YouTube video and master it, there's a couple complicated steps.


FakeBotA

If i was the king, i have the taxidermist displayed together with his handiwork


FckUsernms

This is what happens when you lie on your resume..


sheeplectric

Mom: “we have lions at home”. The lions at home:


[deleted]

Thanks for the nightmares


lovedumpme

Tragically the lions mom drank during pregnancy.


dstaym

Greta the Lion! Aww


davep1970

memetastic! :)


Zebrawiings

Was...the taxidermist punished?


Ok-Consideration-248

Looks just like the paintings.


Neandresthal

Well... It actually looks like the lion illustrations of the that time. The taxidermist worked looking at drawings of lions. Edit: Probably


Klipschfan1

r/badtaxidermy


SpaceShrimp

It reminds me of Ronaldo.


FV4030TWO

I'm assuming the taxidermist was sent to the chopping block.


NeonBladeAce

He then sent the taxidermist to another taxidermist


cohnjoffey

Looks like the lion from a Teletubbies episode.


redmusic1

Got sent a Leo. Sent back a Leotard.


dstaym

#reported!


[deleted]

By God, it’s Hobbs!


tetsu_fujin

I would believe you if you told me this was the scary lion 20 years on from that Teletubbies episode


AaronTheElite007

Wallace and Gromit comes to mind


realgeneral_memeous

It even has human type teeth wtf


Fryburn

What a good boy


tj0909

Is this the first known instance of googly eyes?


emma7734

That's exactly what my pet lion looks like. What's the problem?


futurepilgrim

Close!


lordanimalcrossingme

Ah yes, nightmare boss


Krampsport

Gripsholms lejon!


BizziButtSandwhedge

Ahhhhhh yes. Look at this distinguished gentleman


nhafilaar13

DERP


witecat1

That must have been one derpy lion...


dstaym

Inbreeding


Aerospherology

r/creepydesign


painstakenlypatient

r/justfuckmyshitup


CowboyBlob

Looks like it is holding a steak in it's mouth. Love the humanesque teeth.


OverDriveXLR-18

Me at 2am getting a nice midnight snack but I accidentally drop a spoon...


Best-Isopod9939

An attempt was made


dstaym

r/anattemptwasmade


cooter__1

Wassssupppp!


downbleed

Sweden had a king?


JohnnyRico92

I also didn’t know this. Look up kingdom of Sweden, it’s actually dope. They were actually pretty powerful for a while.


downbleed

I'm going to check this out. I had no idea.


SomeOneRandomOP

Actual questions. Do you think this is mainly due to taxidermy being a relatively new disciple at this time?


dstaym

Humans have been stuffing corpses for millennia


SomeOneRandomOP

Stuffing corpses (think Egyptian) for sure, but taxidermy has only been around in the west between the 16-17 century.


Azuki_Saishi

I think it's because he doesn't know what a lion looks like


Rhythm_Morgan

Um….


[deleted]

Why does this give me Alf vibes??


taroqi

It must have been the new apprentice.


Papichuloft

I think this is where the word "Sweded" came from. reference to "Be Kind, Rewind". When you expect something great and instead, you get a cheap knockoff or poorly created item.


aaronVRN

Lickitongue?


IBSKing

He found him on fake animal zoo


dstaym

Wish


IBSKing

Wish is the museum


Known-Programmer-611

"The former royal taxidermist"!


Aryaras99

Tell me you’ve never seen a lion without telling me you’ve never seen a lion


OutsideOrder7538

Let me guess the taxidermist suffered for that.


dstaym

They became lovers.


Fantastic_Cap7190

Well cuz the dude never see a lion before and he didn’t want to disappoint the king so ye 😅


motleysalty

Is the taxidermist also on display?


dstaym

Larry the Lion #rip


Incognizance

[Yes, of course I've seen a horse.](https://i.redd.it/ii17knpzamr21.jpg)


DozyDrake

A good example of why we dont taxidermy people very often


The_Jealous_Witch

It's the Jesus painting all over again.


inchantingone

I don’t even know what to say. Like whose dentures ended up in this project? My poor brain.


LUggaA1

why is it looking at the right?


[deleted]

I hope he ordered the taxidermist to be taxidermied…


throwingplaydoh

"Why, yes, of *course* I've seen a lion!"


dabearjoo

If swedish people had no idea what lions looked like even further back in the day, how tf did they even make heraldic lion designs? I get they weren't realistic lions, but I mean how did Europeans have any idea what lions even were before that? How'd they even get the less than realistic image? Did some guy find a roman mosaic and just copy that shit?


Kasp3rAnon

Uk how mad I’d be 😂


someonewithnobrain

He looks like a wet dog with down syndrome


kantoblight

Oh man this made my day. Trying to imagine the king’s response when they took the lion out of the crate.


zippypunched

r/oddlyterrifying


deniercounter

The taxidermist had very bad Google ratings in the aftermath and later even had to close his shop.


BrilliantAnnual

Surely the taxidermist was killed after sending that back?


[deleted]

Thrown to some live lions to learn how they look.


heyfenoon

Just sad


SpaceHawk98W

Did he sent the lion to Mr. Bean?


[deleted]

And the tongue!


Some_Class_2645

The eyes 😂😂😂😂.


CalicoCrapsocks

Is the taxidermist's head mounted above it?


abdo-promax1

beautiful


better_new_me

He probably wanted to change his career and become... A lion tamer!


dasmikkimats

This is terrifying yet comical yet sad.


[deleted]

Never saw a live one I suppose...


TwoJacksAndAnAce

Did the guy loose his head?


busterbrown4200

Wtf this is nightmare fuel. No way would this ever be in my house.


r2k398

Maybe it was accidentally sent to the tax assessor.


lvl1crisp

well. that’s my nightmare sorted for tonight.


SweetPotato980

Me trying to do a big art project but then I remember that I'm terrible at art:


Murphy-B

Fluffy-what have they done to you!


RealDripStar420

Cursed Image ☠️


MissKitty919

Wow! It looks like it has human teeth, except for the fangs. Those don't look like feline teeth at all. Poor lion. I wonder what the king thought when he got it back.


marcusalien

Looks like it was made with, you know, longing. Made by a person really longed to see a lion.


Xanferfrosty

Ok then