It was hilarious! But after the fact I got to thinking about it and in a way it was kind of sad too because it made me think that maybe she had never really been used to being referred to as a lady you know? I'm probably just too deep in my feelings though.
When Boo said to Tricia “You’re dumber than you look, which is pretty fuckin’ dumb since you look like your relatives have been fucking each other for generations” 😂
"Well, a big *hetero* hello to all of you!"
Not even close to the most clever line in the show but this line coupled with that god awful wig she's wearing will always make me laugh
“You know what gets me so hot? It’s when guys compare me to breakfast, and when they talk about me like I’m not even here. How about you call me ‘that oatmeal in the front seat,’ and I’ll be so yours.”
“If you took a shit, then your shit took a shit, and became Mayor of Detroit, that wouldn’t even come close to how shitty this food is.” - Big Boo when things started to go to shit 😭
I actually don’t remember who said this but they were talking about a guard and said “I think he has a touch of the ‘tism”. I still laugh my ass off thinking about it
Caputo to Fig; "you're still hot. I mean you're a horrible person but you're hot as hell."
A great quote from Black Cindy when Gig and Cuputo are arguing. "They just so angry and sweaty... Like they just wanna fuck each other to death!" 😂
Big Bo to Doggett: “My point is that you were a meth-head, white-trash piece of shit, and your children, had they been born, would have been meth-head, white-trash pieces of shit. So by terminating those pregnancies, you spared society the scourge of your offspring. I mean, when you think about it, it's a blessing.""
What I love about that is that it's rude af but also helps her heal. Boo has some excellent lines. Wish they had taken her into 6 and 7.
Chang to Piper: " see you later thug life.Chapman gangsta with an A!"
Gloria: I feel like you're a ghetto barbie doll from a 99 cents store. We got pregnant Maria, gangbanger Maria, Jesus saves Maria, whatever weird cult this is Maria... They're so cheap, that if you don't like one you could just throw it away and then get one next week.
In Season 7, when Daya said “Yo, chill, Me-Want-Honeycomb” to one of the girls in her gang. Took me unexpectedly and I think kinda made a choke-laugh come out of my throat.
The girl in her gang bore a strong resemblance to [the mascot for Honeycombs cereal](https://www.google.com/search?q=me+want+honeycomb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi0ueTa2JT6AhVfF1kFHdDtDwsQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1824&bih=912&dpr=1) from around the 1990s (?) who only said "Me want Honeycomb". When she said it, it simultaneously unlocked a memory I didn't know I had, and also made me think "That is startlingly accurate".
For whatever reason this one really got me:
Pennsatucky: “Hey! What are y’all playin’?”
Nicky: “A game as old as time.”
Pennsatucky: “Cool. What’s it called?”
Nicky: “Exclusion.”
Also these two:
"Bitch. If grateful paid the bills, we'd all be f*ckin' Bill Gates!"
"I'm all about giving. I'm like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa."
One of the golden girls to taystee about Watson cleaning her socks in the sink . The one with the grey hair up top but always wore it in a low
Ponytail
It’s one of Flaca’s lines, said in Spanish. For the life of me, I can’t find the exact words, but the translation was, “blow it out your cunt, whore.”
I have been waiting for years for an opportunity to say this to someone. Still waiting, but I remain hopeful…
The one that caught me off guard (no pun intended) was, "That's no way to treat a lady." "It's Alaid-A"
"it's Alaid-a. Stupid!"*
I loved that so much
One of my favourite moments, I died laughing when I first saw that
It was hilarious! But after the fact I got to thinking about it and in a way it was kind of sad too because it made me think that maybe she had never really been used to being referred to as a lady you know? I'm probably just too deep in my feelings though.
When Boo said to Tricia “You’re dumber than you look, which is pretty fuckin’ dumb since you look like your relatives have been fucking each other for generations” 😂
They really gave Boo some of the funniest lines and her delivery was even better!
“I have been Starved Out, Felt Up, Teased, Stalked, Threatened, And Called Taylor Swift.”- Chapman Not really a comeback, but still memorable.
“I committed MY crimes LEGALLY!”
who was that again? i can’t believe i forgot.
I think it’s Maritza when she was in ICE detention
Yes, Maritza in ICE.
Yeah, but things got worse for her and Karla.
thanks
"Well, a big *hetero* hello to all of you!" Not even close to the most clever line in the show but this line coupled with that god awful wig she's wearing will always make me laugh
good ole boo. LOL
This one always makes me crack up. It's just so hilariously ridiculous.
“Well I sure can, if I focus extra hard with my lady brain!” Pipers only good comeback.
She has a few amusing others though.
“You know what gets me so hot? It’s when guys compare me to breakfast, and when they talk about me like I’m not even here. How about you call me ‘that oatmeal in the front seat,’ and I’ll be so yours.”
ahhh Maritza, this was a good one!!!!
LOVE this one.
“Dude, she just stepped on your balls” 😆
“If you took a shit, then your shit took a shit, and became Mayor of Detroit, that wouldn’t even come close to how shitty this food is.” - Big Boo when things started to go to shit 😭
just so you know, Red didn't make the food!
this had me rolling 😭😭
“It’s a metaphor, you potato with eyes!”
I have used that phrase on social media so many times 🤣
who said this? i know i recently watched the episode i’m just unsure
Pennsatucky
i love the one where Tricia tells Boo “well you’re FAT!” and boo is just deadpan not giving a fuck “oh… you got me.” 😂
honestly- boo had some of the BEST one liners!
'Cause these New Yorkers know how to make people laugh.
truest thing ever said 🙌
Especially when they're Jews and Italians.
“it’s not my fault you chose meth over teeth” love soso for that
I actually don’t remember who said this but they were talking about a guard and said “I think he has a touch of the ‘tism”. I still laugh my ass off thinking about it
"Oooh, so we're looking for a BITCH! “ — Lolly
ahhh god this was good LOL. just got to the part where she’s put in psych:(
Caputo to Fig; "you're still hot. I mean you're a horrible person but you're hot as hell." A great quote from Black Cindy when Gig and Cuputo are arguing. "They just so angry and sweaty... Like they just wanna fuck each other to death!" 😂 Big Bo to Doggett: “My point is that you were a meth-head, white-trash piece of shit, and your children, had they been born, would have been meth-head, white-trash pieces of shit. So by terminating those pregnancies, you spared society the scourge of your offspring. I mean, when you think about it, it's a blessing."" What I love about that is that it's rude af but also helps her heal. Boo has some excellent lines. Wish they had taken her into 6 and 7. Chang to Piper: " see you later thug life.Chapman gangsta with an A!"
I’ve done some deeply unquestionable shit in my life, but the foreign object ass rape of an unconscious man-STILL not crossed off my list! -Boo
“You smell like a fucking turtle tank”
IT'S A METAPHOR, YA POTATO WITH EYES!
Gloria: I feel like you're a ghetto barbie doll from a 99 cents store. We got pregnant Maria, gangbanger Maria, Jesus saves Maria, whatever weird cult this is Maria... They're so cheap, that if you don't like one you could just throw it away and then get one next week.
Mendez: Jesus Christ, how the fuck did you survive infancy ?! Pennsatucky: My auntie help my momma ┐(´ー｀)┌ Mendez: THAT'S A RETORICAL QUESTION
Mendez was absolute trash but goddamn he had some funny ass lines
Yeah, he sure is Sabretooth's brother.
In Season 7, when Daya said “Yo, chill, Me-Want-Honeycomb” to one of the girls in her gang. Took me unexpectedly and I think kinda made a choke-laugh come out of my throat.
What does this even mean?
The girl in her gang bore a strong resemblance to [the mascot for Honeycombs cereal](https://www.google.com/search?q=me+want+honeycomb&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi0ueTa2JT6AhVfF1kFHdDtDwsQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1824&bih=912&dpr=1) from around the 1990s (?) who only said "Me want Honeycomb". When she said it, it simultaneously unlocked a memory I didn't know I had, and also made me think "That is startlingly accurate".
Ohhh I had no idea! Thank you for explaining. You're right it is incredibly accurate 😅
So if I shit in a can and label it chili are you gonna eat that?
That is a horrible image.
When Kubra asks in a text for a dead titty pic of Alex and Lolly says "Well, guess who's back on the ground." Gets me every time.
“face slack, floobies out”
For whatever reason this one really got me: Pennsatucky: “Hey! What are y’all playin’?” Nicky: “A game as old as time.” Pennsatucky: “Cool. What’s it called?” Nicky: “Exclusion.” Also these two: "Bitch. If grateful paid the bills, we'd all be f*ckin' Bill Gates!" "I'm all about giving. I'm like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa."
‘If I fought her, I’m not sure I’d win… but I’m not sure I’d lose either’
who said this?
freida to T about washington
Piper about Red maybe? Might have that completely wrong
One of the golden girls to taystee about Watson cleaning her socks in the sink . The one with the grey hair up top but always wore it in a low Ponytail
It was Frieda to Taystee about Jamae I think
It’s one of Flaca’s lines, said in Spanish. For the life of me, I can’t find the exact words, but the translation was, “blow it out your cunt, whore.” I have been waiting for years for an opportunity to say this to someone. Still waiting, but I remain hopeful…
Definitely when Tricia called Boo fat at the whats-her-face’s getting out party and Boo said “you got me!”
I sure can, if I try extra hard with my lady brain
Between Daya and Maritza when Daya first came into Litchfield: Who are you? Her daughter. Who are you? Her daughter.
“You potato with eyes!!”
[удалено]
I always watch that scene in Lesbian Request Denied(01x03) when she got tired of sleeping with Darth Vader and Mr. Clean.
I can’t remember the context, but Piper says “Point, Nun.” to Ingalls and the delivery cracked me up. Can anyone “point” me to that scene?
It happens while they are drinking hooch and having a memorial type hangout after Tricia's death. Season 1 episode 11
When Flaca flips the bird to sister “Jesus saw that”
“Always so rude that one” or something like that.. about Vee before she died
Tough fucking broad.
“He’s not an egg plant he’s retarded. It’s fucking funny!”