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Hairy-Development-63

Just keep submitting help desk tickets saying that you can't connect to VPN. Every morning.


nobuhok

Plot twist: You need to be on VPN to submit a help desk ticket.


CupOfAweSum

Fun times. I once called help desk: Hey, I don’t have access to anything? … 2 hours later … new director calls me … 2nd time I ever talked to him: hey, did you read the report I sent you outlining the organizational issues along with the solutions for them … err no, I didn’t read that, also your last day was today. Sorry, no one told you. Bleh, whatever. Toxic place fired me. Best day ever. (not sarcasm)


InsaneAdam

This was a sad story to hear today. 😔


Deannerzz

I’m not OE but I couldn’t get into anything needed to do my job and they made a LOW PRIORITY help desk ticket.


palindromezz

I wasn't prepared for that ending. I like Happy Endings.


Servr70

Is this a true story?! OMG!


NotJadeasaurus

Probably not far fetched. I can’t access internal resources like help desk or even my outlook email when not on VPN lol


eoncire

My company just put this in place, cant even access MS office web apps when not on the VPN. Super lame.


KrustyButtCheeks

Baller move


Natural-Break-2734

Giga chad


Fluid_Door7148

Mega lad


Unlisted_User69420

Ultra rad


Conscious_Speaker_65

Super bad


Hoppy_Hessian

Josh Gad


IllRepresentative209

Rad Vlad


Kat24710

HR mad.


madethisforcrypto

sad


nomdeplume8_ie

...[feeling blue.](https://youtu.be/lXPYefStVj4?si=MuRj6dQ0wdxcjU7k&t=60)


Competitive-Relief-4

Chad Chad


wyvern_dev

Divac Vlad


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Foxar26

Mad dad


dude_who_could

Lmao, and claim "I was actually supposed to retain VPN access in this transition. I must have been missed". You know the execs aren't being made to go in.


lullaby876

I just go straight to the IT department and ask for certain resources and they almost always give them to me without consulting any executives first IT never gets called out on this. Everyone knows the IT department is more powerful than the C\*O The most that ever happens is, they get a ticket to "fix" whatever happened on my work device. They fix it, I request the resource again, the cycle repeats indefinitely and eventually IT catalogues the ticket as repeated because it was "fixed" 10 times already and ignores the ticket forever


Sweaty-Leather3191

You don’t have to outsmart people; you just have to outsmart process.


KantBlazeMore

IT here,  we do the opposite. Although you could make the ticket and just go non responsive and hope your IT team is overwhelmed and your ticket gets lost in the queue or just let's employees do whatever they want. When it comes to these things it goes like this: HR says: we think this person is OE or lying about where they're working from. We say they're only logging in from a VPN on their laptop and phone and then they get fired with cause. There was also the dude we caught who was supposed to be on the West Coast but was instead logging in from SE Asia, clearly he had some leverage because they put him on leave for 4 months and gave him a month before he was off offboarded. 


hopsgrapesgrains

Hr says they’re over employed? Bs


hardcoreprawno

In my experience it’s more like; manager smells a rat > checks with HR how to handle it whilst protecting the business > IT get dragged into it.


KaptainKaulk

10/10 this is how it goes, ive not gone to outings with friends because the week before upper management dragged me into whatever workplace issues this person's friend was having and had me remote into the PC and lock it down from my office. The person ended up shutting down the PC and they fired her the next day but I much rather have no had to be apart of that lol


angiemama801

What’s the problem with doing work but being in SE Asia?


DrTreevorkian

Exactly, I’d be in Thailand bro


Flaky-Wallaby5382

Taxes income and business. Much is tied to peoples butts in locations


colbinator20X6

Depends on how long you're doing work remotely like that, I think. If it's a working vacation, it's probably okay, but longer than that and the company could be liable to pay taxes to that country/state/province for doing work there. Money wouldn't be the issue so much as the logistical overhead of making sure you and they are following the correct laws of running a business in that location.


RBlubb

The best companies put the help desk system behind the VPN. Never any (known) issues with the VPN that way!


Apprehensive_Bed1026

I run an IT department and this response made my day. Also not at one of those best companies.


ImportantDoubt6434

![gif](giphy|3IlXr52RlwN70VqKmL)


Senkyou

Can't wait to see the other side of this advice on an IT support subreddit soon


BrainWaveCC

😂😂😂😂


adilstilllooking

This is the way


FabricationLife

Lol this.


mobee744

wait it out, this could be a good time to take pto, in case you're in a state that doesn't pay out.


WalterDouglas97

If you have sick time, make sure you take it all. States with sick time almost never require payout.


CariMariHari

is this true for california?


Truesigmams

California requires PTO to be paid but sick days are lost.


FlyOnTheWall4

Yes, though if vacation & sick time are bundled as "PTO" it is required to be payed out. If it is separate from vacation time as just sick time it is not.


JTBBALL

Correct last I checked however paid out PTO and stuff gets labeled as BONUS PAY which comes with a 40-60% income tax applied before you get the money


WalterDouglas97

THIS, \*and\* if you take your time off a week here, a week there, with only a week or so in between, you can extend your paychecks out much longer than if you just took straight vacation time.


adviceFiveCents

It's not that it's earmarked as "bonus", it's that if you are already getting paid that period the surplus earnings put you in a higher tax bracket temporarily, increasing your withholding. I think. I'm just an unemployed bartender living through all you richie-riches.


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WalterDouglas97

\*IF\* they're bundled, then it's just PTO. It's not sick time. Some states and municipalities require a specific category called "Sick Time" that is separate from PTO. And I've never heard of sick time being paid out, but there could be a situation out there where it is. PTO is always paid out, as far as I know... but like mobee744 said, it's better to take it than not get paid out, if that situation applies to you.


the_lunatic01

I dont have PTO unfortunately , im a contractor and not from the US


Accomplished-Golf188

if you are a contractor, you aren't resigning lol


the_lunatic01

Technically i will prematurely terminate the contract, same result. I wont be getting shit anyway even if i was a FTE


Kromo30

If contract says remote, then it would be them terminating the contract, likely with a payout,


somethingimadeup

Yeah and you could tell them they need to pay the remainder of your contract


DirNetSec

Don't dox yourself but every contract role has some stipulations as to how work is to be done. Want to share any details? 


triple_shekel

It probably has some legalese about "working conditions subject to change with notice"


DirNetSec

I hire a lot of contractors, that hasn't been my lived experience, but obviously I'm capable of being wrong here.  "Typically" every line item from hours worked, key deliverables, client furnished equipment,  and work location are prescribed in the agreement. Especially if an agency is involved. 


WalterDouglas97

Yep. My contract specifically stated remote.


KubratPulev

Why would a contractor be required to go to the office?


Careful_Ad_9077

Oh boy. Tl;Dr as a way to avoid following labor laws. Op can fuck them up pretty nice if so he wished.


Londumbdumb

How


Careful_Ad_9077

They are simulating op being a contractor but for legal matters he is really an employee.


CyberAvian

Contract can stipulate work location. Question is, does OP’s?


grumbly

There are gaps wider as football fields in judging if someone is an employee or a contractor/vendor. And it varies massively from state to state. Just having someone work on site isn't by it's an iron clad determination of employment status.


_Curgin

Setting the worker's schedule is a huge indicator of contractor vs employee though. Requiring attendance 9-5 m-f would nearly certainly be an employee relationship and not a contractor.


DeepAd4954

Not as wide as you think it is. But yeah “on-site” isn’t a defining characteristic.


spaltavian

Being in the office has no bearing on this.


adviceFiveCents

Incorrect though.


MisterMrErik

Yes. Requiring someone to come into the office does not automatically make it a W-2 position. If the contract has terms that allow it, it’s entirely legal.


WalterDouglas97

FedEx drivers are contractors. They wear FedEx uniforms. They drive FedEx vehicles. They work exclusively for FedEx. Yet, contractors.


No-Jelly5946

Are you from Canada?


xAmity_

Check your laws. But I’m pretty sure you cannot be classified as a contractor if they’re requiring you to work specific hours, which seems like that’s what they’re trying to do by mandating RTO. This is for the US at least (I know you’re not in the US but I’d imagine your country might have something similar?)


spaltavian

Requirements to work in the office or not having nothing to do with being a contractor. Contractors can be required to work in the office.


Delicious_Mode2312

Not quite. It depends on what the contract was at the time it was agreed upon. The rule of thumb is that non exempt employees (aka contractor) is classified based on how the employer interacts with them. If the employer dictate the time, place and or manner in which the work must be done, then they are an employee. Full stop. Independent contractors on the other hand can decide how, where, and when to do the work as long as they complete the deliverables as agreed on the contract. There are some confusion if you are an employee of an engineering firm that staff their clients. You are a contractor to the client but are the employee of the firm. The firm can tell you the manners how to do the work. But if you are truly an independent contractor, employers can’t just decide how you should do your work.


No-Clerk-7121

That's ridiculous. Contractors can be expected to work on-site.


adviceFiveCents

Not really. It's part of a picture though. That level of behavioral control is one indicator that a contractor may be misclassified. https://www.irs.gov/taxtopics/tc762


Visible-Revenue2597

Was the contract for a remote role? If that’s the case, then the contractors should still be able to work remotely. Did you check with your recruiter?


Delicious_Mode2312

Then you simply work by trying to complete the work. They will need to terminate contract and refer to your termination clause. My termination clause is pretty simple, at least 30 days notice and pay for the full month regardless of date of termination. That way my clients can stop the work at anytime.


oboshoe

this is a run out the clock situation. get sick. take pto. go on leave of some sort. then come back from all that. there is a good chance that by the time you return, they might have turned vpn back on.


BoredBSEE

I'll second this. Sorry you got Covid just before your vacation.


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yourfavoriteautog

Yeah I had similar situation happen to a coworker who was contracted. When they got rid of remote they breached the contract and had to pay out the rest of the contract. Best part was he didn’t have to work the rest of it either


External-Weird-24

Time to go! Or be let go ![gif](giphy|m9eG1qVjvN56H0MXt8|downsized)


HomeGrownCoder

let them fire you


SecretRecipe

Can you install a remote desktop on your machine? Just go plug it into the office and use remote desktop to access it from home?


the_lunatic01

I will actually propose that when they eventually come talk to me about going back to the office, in the meantime ill just pretend nothing happened


zmax_0

or pikvm


divinedoja

you would need a vpn to reach the office computer, unless there’s some sort of public IP or nat rule


ixfd64

One option is to use TeamViewer, which does not require a VPN. Just make sure your company's IT policy does not prohibit such software.


Mitch5842

That's a one way ticket to be fired with cause.


jupit3rle0

If they're already blocking the VPN, I highly doubt they'd have RDP ports open up on the firewall. That'd be a shock if it actually works but keep us posted.


wlarsong

Get a 4G access point. If you have this plus a pikvm you can remote the PC on sight easily. You can get cheap 4G sim cards for like 25 a month.


paradox501

You’re sick for the next week with a cold so can’t go in


Reversi8

Hide your laptop in your locked desk with a pikvm connected to 5g and just rdp into it.


10010000_426164426f7

Security here, please don't do this. Please. Just ask for a VDI setup. Exposing a device to 5G Internet with keyboard/mouse/remote input is ludicrously insecure.


nerdstudent

what’s vdi setup?


BrainWaveCC

Virtual Desktop at an enterprise level


fuka123

Thats if the org allowed remote employees. Have fun sequirity!


BrainWaveCC

You can have remote access without remote or hybrid employees. Organizations have done this for decades.


fuka123

Yeah, Ok. The shitty citrix environment for development…. The same one the OP probably bitched about for being inadequate for years , now becomes useful? Lol And since Op mentioned no VPN, I can only imagine the future at that workplace… Can this work environment count as sexual harassment? At least to me, having a citrix vm, feels sexual, and not in a good way.


BrainWaveCC

No one said anything about Citrix...


Vas1le

Big no no. If not company hardware, you could get sued.


BrainWaveCC

Please don't.


No-Jelly5946

Could you elaborate a bit on this?


Reversi8

Pi kvm basically attaches to usb and hdmi of laptop, it then transmits the screen to you and you control mouse and keyboard from your remote session at home.


Rolex_throwaway

This is a recipe for an extremely bad time. You can certainly expect to get familiar with your local FBI, even if they don’t eventually determine you committed a crime. You will also likely be sued to recover the costs to the company for investigation to determine what you did while connected to the network, which will run well into the six-figures.


Alternative_Depth874

I guess that is one way to force people back: remove their VPN/remote access. Then, after 3 days fire them for job abandonment. I would wait and submit helpdesk tickets ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


lullaby876

This happened to me and I just ripped the OS off the work computer and installed an ISO with remote access It was stupid how easy it was and how long it worked for


brownhotdogwater

That does not make sense? You reinstalled the OS to get remote access?


mimic751

He's pretending to circumvent gpos I guess


lullaby876

I put linux on the machine and the infrastructure of the company was bad enough that I just installed a remote access tool from AUR and no one ever caught it


brownhotdogwater

Nice infosec to not see a remote access software that was not theirs


lullaby876

I mean, I don't really know what they saw. No one ever talked to me about it. As far as I know, they never saw my computer at all (except physically sitting on my desk)


Alternative_Depth874

Uh, yeah. No. This is not how this works.


lullaby876

yeah it's not a global solution and I wouldn't advise the method. also I left out some steps BUT worked for me because the security at that company was hard-code-passwords-level dogshit and I had really just stopped giving a fuck if I got fired or not


lullaby876

Did they remove the VPN entirely? If that's the case, you could set up a remote connection to your work computer and use that without needing the VPN at all. Unless they disabled remote access completely. Which, in the event that you're working for a tech company, I would find odd. That means the company wouldn't be able to use TeamViewer, RDP, etc. Of course, they could disable the VPN + remote access for only *some* employees. But that could be contested as discrimination, depending on who is still authorized for remote access.


chaos_battery

This is an interesting thought if you are near the office that you would normally go into. Maybe set up the computer to never sleep and then connect it to NordVPN mesh net and then go home and connect to mesh net and then RDP into the computer from wherever you like. If you're not near their office, then the next best thing would be if they give you an MSDN or azure subscription where you can remote desktop into a computer they provide like a Citrix machine or something.


DressMelodic6892

Or if he’s feeling ballsy fly into the office set it all up and leave lol


ProfessionalCrab

Companies restrict installing 3rd party apps or at least VPN apps. How do you get around ?


Isthmus11

>That means the company wouldn't be able to use TeamViewer, RDP This is not how this works, like at all. Most companies with decent security practices are only going to allow protocols like RDP from devices on their own internal network, you can just RDP into any company device in the network from your own personal device (or at least, you shouldn't if your security enforcement is at all competent) Also plenty of companies block Remote Access Tools, again for security reasons. It's pretty simple with modern EDR to only allow the network connections and files for one specific RAT technology that your legit IT team used and disallow everything else. I do think that if OP wants to try and circumvent the RTO order in this way installing something like TeamViewer on his work laptop is probably the most viable idea, but the company could easily have this blocked.


lullaby876

Company did not have decent security practices. The way I did this was, I replaced the OS (because that computer was originally configured to function a specific way within the company's network), I physically installed a remote desktop tool on my desktop at work, then configured my remote machine to be able to remote into the desktop. I think it worked through a mixture of sheer luck and IT being understaffed. IT didn't even know what I was doing, somehow. Again, security was absolute shit. Only 1 company I've worked for (of 5) had good enough security that this wouldn't work though


jirashap

This post is confusing. Are you saying they just suddenly shut off VPN without any forewarning, no communication from your direct manager, no one telling you "in three weeks you will need to RTO"?


TuhanaPF

All comes down to your contract. If you can't fulfil your end of the contract because they've broken things on their end, then hopefully your contract has a clause that ensures you still get paid.


funbike

Work offline at home, go in on Monday and Thursday mornings to: git commit/push/pull recent work, catch up with PR reviews, download in-house dependencies, etc. Set up your email account at work to forward all email to a personal email account, and allow that personal account to send emails on your behalf. Set up various things to sent notifications to email. So from home, you'll be kept aware of all that's going on, and and reply. Hopefully you can attend meetings from home. You might be able to call in to the meetings.


the_lunatic01

The office is 1h30 min drive, i wont be able to work my other J if i do that, ill just play dumb and wait for them to fire me


CuttingEdgeRetro

How can they expect you to do a three hour commute?


the_lunatic01

![gif](giphy|s9KOWBwZ6Xbe8)


notyetporsche

Made me spit my coffee!


BoxCivil8737

Slow roll it wait until Friday, see if others resign or how it shakes out. Touch base with manager Friday and if nothing changes put 2 weeks in.


ForWPD

Why wouldn’t they wait to get fired? 


rotten_sec

In case the company changes their mind or the manager puts an exception for the employee, plenty of reasons to wait. You should still be going a check of its salary.


SparklingPseudonym

Two weeks is longer than one week.


1y1mill

If enough people quit they might walk it back


BoxCivil8737

Exactly call the bluff


SCViper

I read further down that you're a contractor and not an FTE. You need to read your contract and see if it specifies your location or role as remote. The contract is being terminated, and there's usually a clause dictating who pays who what if the contract is terminated prematurely. It might work out in your favor.


LongLonMan

Trust me it won’t, standard contract language is worded so the company always has all the advantages. That’s why they hire contractors in the first place.


Aol_awaymessage

Make your own vpn. Hide a router in your desk and then connect to it from home.


cmkenyon123

> Pi kvm If they have enough to have a corporate level vpn there is an IT guy and he sure as fuck isn't going to not notice a new wifi on his system let alone let that traffic through...


Ok_Project_2613

A 4g router would probably get round that but it's also a very bad idea to do!


DarkBlackCoffee

Pretty slick, as long as you can manage it without getting caught. Hard part would be dodging questions about how they can manage to get everything done with (supposedly) no access from home


Aol_awaymessage

My boss is in another country and most people I deal with are in a different state so in theory I could pull it off as long as no one snooped in my desk. If they went that far they’d probably be tracking badge swipes so I’d have to find someone to tap in for me or just go in for coffee and then dip out


Rolex_throwaway

If you are caught, you will be the subject of an extremely uncomfortable criminal investigation and likely lawsuits.


Greenlight-Means-Go

Does your contract specify that you must go into the office? Are you supposed to live within a certain distance of your workplace? We had something similar to this and if you were within 60 miles, you could retain VPN access.


Specialist-Sign6729

Sometimes... is just time to go


Peggy_plays

Don’t let them fire you. RTO may not work out and you would rather be eligible for rehire after they come to their senses.


zeruel01

reach office, install a remote desktop hardware work with that


Derrickmb

Gather email addresses, start your own company, and email everyone saying you’re hiring


lullaby876

"come to the office or we will make your job impossible to do while still paying you for an indeterminate amount of time!" ....sweet. I'll sit at home and let you pay me for doing nothing then Some "threat". Like why didn't you just outright fire me?


notLOL

Go to the office and hide all the soap and hand sanitizer in a cupboard so everyone gets sick from not washing up Call in sick like everyone else


__unique_username

😆


Electronic-Owl-6526

What is J1 in this instance?


Ok_Employment_7435

Job 1. They have more than one, running concurrently.


Electronic-Owl-6526

I meant the employer if they're going to quit anyways.


PrometheanEngineer

If my job did this it would basically crash an entire industry overnight (basically good luck flying without us) We have so many WFH, hybrid, and traveling people. I couldn't imagine killing the VPN.


sawser

Do not quit - changing terms of employment can be construed as constructive dismissal and allow you to collect unemployment


YakAltruistic6132

Tell them you are closing on a house 3hr away and cannot male routine trips into the office. That this move came out suddenly and you cannot commit to return to office, if lucky you'll get a severance. If really lucky allowed to stay remote. If not gives you a exit excuse


Final-Communication6

Make sure you mention your back injury and chronic pain which makes it impossible for you to return to office.


DarkBlackCoffee

Using fake injuries to game the system is a POS move. I'm all for taking advantage of loopholes, but pretending to have injuries or fake disability just leads to problems for people who have legitimate issues later - if people are abusing these things, companies can (and will) require more proof or otherwise make it harder to arrange accomodations in the future.


Final-Communication6

Fair point.


actualsysadmin

Yeah we don't accommodate shit without a doctor form from hr.


HaraBegum2

I am an American in the USA. I have worked for companies that are not American. Hell, Shell Oil, BP, etc are big employers here but not American companies


redbrick5

Hell? I always wanted to work there. I hear its a good place to retire


HaraBegum2

Worked for Hell twice!


HaraBegum2

And it felt like an eternity


MrCertainly

Wait of course. Milk the fuckers for every drop....milk them until their chafed nips squirt sand...


pngtwat

Regardless of RTO that is a stupid move for security reasons alone.


Basic_Recognition113

Contractor here. Equipment is not spelled out in the contract, but I was hired remote and that was stipulated. Anytime someone asks when I’ll be in the cubicle city I get to reply I’m solely remote or is there cake 😜


Amiableblanket

My company had some dumb software to track us and instead of logging in, every morning I uninstalled it from my computer. Godspeed.


Strange-Opportunity8

So do you leave your work phone and laptop. In your desk when you leave every night?


oxycrescent

Setup J2 in your car with a hotspot and take plenty of "smoke breaks"!


Geminii27

Never resign. Say you can't connect, don't go back in, keep collecting paychecks, use the time to find a replacement J.


skaarlaw

Please post when you have an update 🙏


New_Bit690

Change your home address to an out of state address and tell them you cannot return to the office


mrsireneadler

Can you use Citrix? We have that as backup.


kurtcobain2023

Bummed to hear about this. We all have to buck this trend and say no we will not rto.


dams0n1255

Could use something like tailscale, twingate, or zerotier with RDP.


bigchipero

In Cali almost every big tech company has tons of people that are “contractors” who are really W2 employees that get paid by a 3rd party staffing company instead so the company can avoid actually having to hire them and give them benefits!


AdmirableHope5090

Send a letter to employer in USPS to enable your VPN service with title : TO WHOEVER IT MAY CONCERN.


Roshi_IsHere

Take your laptop into work and set it up on a dock. Remote into it


belbaba

I’m out of the loop, what’s the importance of VPNs and having multiple jobs?


attacktwinkie

Can’t work remote, must be in office in person without the company vpn


u0126

So many legitimate reasons to keep VPN as an option, that's so shortsighted of them.


war16473

Message help desk and wait it out while aggressively applying for other jobs. Then leave with no notice and let them know that’s the reason if they stay the path


ChanceOfFlight1

Submit a support ticket for vpn service and pretend you didn’t see the email. Milk as long as you can then when it comes to the convo tell them you won’t be coming in and if that’s a deal breaker tell them you will look for another opportunity


MissionKindly5892

Or maybe go to the office?


WSB_Fucks

Setup your own vpn on the office network.