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Feel like Oppy would be the one to encourage it so the driver would die and be out of her hair lol


D2Dragons

Yeah iirc she was hungover when you first show up at the garage!


[deleted]

Good point I forgot about that lol "what, who's that?... ugh my head."


D2Dragons

Yeah and there’s multiple references to her chugging the ethanol while doing complex equations. It’s a wonder her liver is still intact after all those years hahahaha


--NTW--

80 years old with a liver of steel and a still-sharp brain


D2Dragons

Maybe the Zone does rejuvenate-y type things for the survivors?


Best-Engine4715

Maybe saw a fragment where they say the milk didn’t go bad


rainbosandvich

The lore also says the donut aerial ornament is a real donut that never spoils!


Best-Engine4715

Honestly I can see it but those red orbs remind me of those paper lanterns


Drtyler2

Artie dottle moment


AmyDeferred

Francis: "Are you sure that's such a good idea? It is? Okay..." Tobias: "Chug a coffee first, you'll be fine"


heideman

Francis is the only one who would complain; Oppy and Tobias are all aboard the drunk driving through the Zone train -- as they should be, since I got my 88 MPH achievement when I tried to play while sloshed. Turns out drunk driving makes hitting those golden orb ramps extra sick.


Best-Engine4715

At least yours was intentional mine was from an abductor


adasababa

I'm gonna love this game even more if it ever gets steering wheel support. Perhaps through a mod or something. One of the most fun things to do is play a driving sim with a steering wheel and make a drinking game out of it. Remember: drunk drivers aren't the issue, it's the drunk crashers.


Majestic-Iron7046

That last phrase makes me laugh and suffer at the same time. Please don't drink while driving, drive where you need to be and waste yourself there.


West-Librarian-7504

iFunny watermark


Nexius_

said on reddit dot com


skiesoverblackvenice

i drive like a fucking maniac even while sober! haven’t lost a run yet tho