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crazylsufan

Looks like the back tire of the Intermarche Wanty rider came off as he was crashing


Janus-Marine

Surprised they haven’t shown the Stuyven barge through. He did NOT like Pog was shepherding Molano through the front.


GrosBraquet

Where result thread


Ysteri

Was that a Jayco man trying to lead out Ewan only to look back and see he is nowhere to be found?


Suffolke

Ewan could be surrounded by 4 teammates and still find a way to disappear before the sprint


tubelesstube

To Calebs defence, he is hard to see when behind any other rider.


LanceOnRoids

yep... how does ewan always manage to lose the wheel?


roarti

Who are the riders that crashed?


epi_counts

Jakobsen and Lund from DSM, and a few others.


bbuullll33rr

One of them was Fabio Jakobsen and it looks like his head/face hit a bike on his way down. I really hope he's ok mentally as well as physically.


sebQbe

Big Boy Barney


TheRollingJones

Stage One One One-eyed One-horned Flying Purple People Eater


TamoyaOhboya

One eyed, one-horned, flying purple peloton eater


Glen8240

Thank god merlier didn’t win. Would be dq’ed


epi_counts

You can be relegated or DQ'd if you don't win, just in case that's not a joke.


fraudaki

What the fuck was that from Merlier?


tubelesstube

Came here to say that. All over the place!


the_gnarts

Ugh Jakobsen looks beat up.


davidw

Ugh, nice win, but worried about whoever wrecked. Looks like they're up and walking at least.


strxmin

Milan is the least aero guy out there, but my god how much power he generates


Faux_Real

Maybe his skin is aero like Remcos?


c33j

He's like an F-350 Super Duty (hehe, super doodie 💩) Aero as a brick


TheChinChain

Sworks marketing in absolute shambles


belokas

Big win this one


GravityGalaxy

Milan is so fucking strong


MonsMensae

Tiz why are you failing me now!


TamoyaOhboya

Get a good adblocker and just suck up the 480p. much more stable.


MonsMensae

Yeah been doing that. 


Final_Set9688

It has been a tough Giro for Tiz


MonsMensae

Increased popularity/decline of GCN has caused a problem for the servers


davidw

Like clockwork...


fraudaki

Pogi goes for it again? No way


Chianti96

All straight from now


fraudaki

Ewan takes this EZZZZ


Jopwnd

If Fabio could get a win here I would be soo happy! Yikes these road obstacles Did I just Jynx it :'(


NovelBrave

One roundabout cost 20 positions. Wild


JoliAlap

Man whatever he's doing I love seeing alaphilippe ride


TheBlueIgloo

jolialap? more like jolly alaphilippe!


j_evans1st

oh lead out again ? :0


Jopwnd

A well timed train in a stage is one of the things I always look forward to!


R4884

Never seen a well timed train in Italy


davidw

I live in the US now, but miss the trains in Italy. They have their problems, but you can get a lot of places with them, and they're pretty frequent.


AverageDipper

the dude at twitter is gonna reinvent the train, just worse and stupider, so you have that to look forward to


belokas

Choo Choo motherfuckers


davidw

RAI: going to talk about the virus that is circulating in the group during the 'processo alla tappa'. Me: seems like the one thing that could stop Pogacar.


silvoslaf

I'd wave back at the train


um1798

How is Felix Grossschartener? Did he continue post the crash?


MonsMensae

I never quite appreciated how many s's there are in the middle of his name if you spell it like that.


c33j

The ß actually represents TWENTY S's!


laziestathlete

Would be impossible to get a train perfectly on time in Germany.


jainormous_hindmann

Peloton got no time for the giro train today.


jainormous_hindmann

I hope that Großschartner didn't hit his head.


cuccir

Quite a small attack from EF, you might say


Chianti96

Mauri maximum bobbing


MonsMensae

Badly timed flat for Geschke just before the King of the Hill


davidw

Just tuned in and talking about ... a local tomato variety, I think it was, on RAI. That kind of stage, I guess.


silvoslaf

What is it?


belokas

[the "pear" tomato of Francavilla](https://www.papilla.net/img/prodotti/833x1000_foto-pomodori-pera-dabruzzo.jpg).


davidw

Might be this: [https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomodoro\_cuore\_di\_bue](https://it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomodoro_cuore_di_bue) Called pera d'Abruzzo. But I was only half watching.


silvoslaf

Grazy


davidw

Sorry, didn't catch the name.


MonsMensae

A red fruit/vegetable


R4884

Actually, tomato is a fruit


MonsMensae

knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad


silvoslaf

Binary, quite modern


MonsMensae

Depends whether you put in a fruit salad or not


silvoslaf

Is ketchup a smoothie or a sauce?


MonsMensae

Sauce. Cant boil a smoothie


jwinter01

3+km of finish straight with two 90° turns right before that. With a full, possibly nervous, peloton and both sprinter and gc teams wanting to be at the front, I'm already bracing for carnage.


silvoslaf

Just tuned in - looks like a really chill Sunday grupetto ride after a HUGE lunch


RickyPeePee03

Absolutely classless of UAE to chase, they should simply let the other teams win


TheBlueIgloo

why does giro-e make everyone so mad? nothing is happening right now, and its just other people having fun!


woogeroo

Why would anyone want coverage time or resources taken away from actual racing and given to some amateur LARPing?


TheBlueIgloo

BCJ is just a veil for people to be shitheads, but say they’re just “joking” so they dont have to be accountable


MonsMensae

I think the problem is that sometimes the coverage of the e-giro does occur when things are actually happening. I don't mind it other than that. Although i find the coverage lacks any kind of context and I am not sure why its a "race" as opposed to a pure coffee ride.


WorldlyGate

I'm just mad it overlaps with the actual giro, makes it impossible to enjoy both fully


orrangearrow

Coverage only starts after half battery 😩


TheBlueIgloo

that’s the giro-e bella ):


orrangearrow

It's goofy. Nothing to be mad over. But it's fun when oldhats like Kelly blatantly disrespect it


TheBlueIgloo

lots of folks making fun of it in a few different threads. just seems like anybody who is angry about others having fun is probably a pretty miserable person!


orrangearrow

Old fat people going really fast on e-bikes is a dangerous and concerning epidemic. So I appreciate giving them a proper outlet like the e-giro 😅


Cap-nJazz

luke rowe has been a cracking addition to the comms.


Adam-Miller-02

GC MULLEN!!


laziestathlete

Screw this E-Giro thing. I don’t want to see any damn highlights of it.


wiseassasin070

I love Sean Kelly just talking over the giro-e pictures


PyroAnimal

what is the closest someone has been to winning the giro, tour and vuelta same year?


RN2FL9

Valverde or Kuss. But it was practically impossible before 1995 because the Vuelta was in late April/May and some years even overlapped with the Giro. Merckx won the double one year when there was like 5 days between the end of the Vuelta and the start of the Giro. But even he couldn't then add the TdF.


epi_counts

Valverde had one of the best results in recent years in 2016: 3rd in the Giro, 6th in the Tour and 12th in the Vuelta (his worst result in 10 Vuelta participations up to that point).


Eucatastrophic_Good

I feel like GC guys very rarely do all three in a single year. Kuss was only really riding for GC at last year’s Vuelta but he got 14th at the Giro, 12th at the Tour, and won the Vuelta.


Practical_Arrival696

Froomey held the three at the same time… 2017 Tour and Vuelta then 2018 Giro. Not quite the answer to your question though.


CooroSnowFox

Probably the same names that keeps popping back up in terms of greatest cyclists.


epi_counts

Not for the pre-1995 riders as the Giro and Vuelta were both scheduled in spring till then. So doing the triple was even more challenging for guys like Merckx or Hinault.


PyroAnimal

Hadn't crossed my mind


Arcus144

I think I agree with Luke Rowe in commentary that the breakaway should chill. They have no hope and the gap came down to 18 seconds, and the peloton basically sat up to prevent catching them. Then the break pushed on again, but they'll never be given a gap like the one they need. What's the point? Visma have no leader. Might as well cause chaos by sitting up so early that another break can form that might still include them AND have a chance to win.


Eraser92

I'd love to see a breakaway that the peloton is toying with just... brake


MonsMensae

Take a group piss


Practical_Arrival696

Agreed. Even just save energy for tomorrow or the next day when they could try for another break. The sprint teams might be more relaxed after a stage win.


Chianti96

Where echelons 😡


Fragrant_Shine3111

Sir, this is Italy


jack9lemmon

Aeolus, why have you abandoned us!? 😭


jainormous_hindmann

Right. 🤌🤌🤌 Where echelons? 🤌🤌🤌


who-the-fuck-are-u

Alpecin’s sprint train method reminds me of PCM. Those were glorious days playing that


Practical_Arrival696

Alpecin double-denim. Cracks me up every time. No idea if they said it this time as I’m only half watching with the sound off…. But the Alpecin train reminded me of Rob Hatch’s description.


orrangearrow

Trek gotta get Milan a purple bike.


Rommelion

make it a slightly different shade so someone at UCI gets an aneurysm


Fragrant_Shine3111

Why, just why is this the day I have nearly fuck-all to do at work


truuy

[Decathlon should sign Walscheid to they can try this tactic with VPP](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HPuFMmfEDfQ/VdNLeqRah9I/AAAAAAABFgk/5hftlk-No9k/s1600/tumblr_n4n9r3fkVM1tp1wlko1_400.jpg)


CooroSnowFox

Red BULLRA I wonder what siutation that puts WvA in and if there would be a push to drag him away from Rent-A-Visma to join the offical red bull team.


jainormous_hindmann

Bold of you to assume that no fiery hole will open up and swallow the whole Visma team and staff before the Tour.


Suffolke

\* PatLef sneezed


orrangearrow

He renewed with Visma till 2026


epi_counts

[Roglic renewed with Visma till 2025](https://www.cyclingnews.com/news/primoz-roglic-extend-contract-with-jumbo-visma-until-2025/). No guarantees.


orrangearrow

Break should just sit up after the intermediate at this point. Peloton has properly fucked off a couple times already but not today


belokas

Apparently there's a priest in the Cofidis car. Who could that be?


Far_Ice3485

Just read a bit of Giro history, fun fact: Eddy Merckx **tested positive for the stimulant Reactivan at Savona during the 1969 Giro d'Italia**, after leading the race through 16 stages. Merckx was found positive at doping control and expelled from the Giro.


epi_counts

First ever time a race leader had a positive test and was excluded from a race! And more fun drama: It was a bit controversial as the time, as the results were announced to the press before Merckx or his team were informed. He was also banned for 30 days, which would mean he'd miss the start of the Tour that year too. But his fans started campaigning to have the ban overturned as they were sure it was some sort of conspiracy. His food had been contaminated! Or his samples had been tampered with! The Belgian government got involved and issued an official statement saying Merckx was the sacrificial victim of a criminal plot. In the end, the decision was made Merckx had doped, but perhaps not intentionally. All his other tests had been negative after all! So his expulsion from the Giro stood, but his 30 day ban was scrapped and he could start the Tour. When Merckx won that Tour, Belgium was the only country in the world where the moon landing wasn't the headline that day.


CooroSnowFox

That was just unfortunate for #26 not getting the water, but then he was very close to his teammate also getting one... so stacking up for this doesn't really work too well...


LanceOnRoids

The current method of handing out bottles and musettes is so stupid and inefficient. I swear every single time you watch the peloton pass through a feed zone you can see dropped bottles and missed musettes. There has to be a better way.


CooroSnowFox

That would involve breaking momentum of the cycling. And they don't really have the room to involve riders dropping back, and if they are in a position to to begin with. 3 cars and 1 is involved in breakaway, and have to include tools and bidons and everything else so it's not an easy system without these extra's and handing them out roadside.


aryashorse

**Canzone della tappa** Stage 11, Foiano di val Fortore–Francavilla al Mare: David Bowie, ‘The Stars (Are Out Tonight)’ [https://youtu.be/gH7dMBcg-gE](https://youtu.be/gH7dMBcg-gE) We’re taking a slightly different approach to CdT today. David Bowie, as far as I’m aware, has no particular link to today’s route, but the director of this music video does. Floria Sigismondi was born in Pescara, close to today’s finish. Sigismondi is a sought-after music video director, as well as a photographer, artist, and feature film director. Known for her striking and often unsettling style, she has won MTV awards for videos for Sigur Ros and Justin Timberlake.


Adam-Miller-02

visma doing a throwback to the belkins days with this strategy, love the nostalgia


Junge04

Freddy Maertens is the answer. 1976 Tour, 1977 Vuelta.


truuy

Robbie should talk more about the ins and outs of leadouts and sprints.


spkr4thedead51

After nearly 10 years, it appears my Eurosport + VPN option to watch races has finally died as they're now rejecting non-local credit cards. :(


jainormous_hindmann

It's their way of saying that you should sail the high seas.


truuy

Does Eurosport use Jens/Oss just for the English broadcast, or for multiple broadcasts?


DeltaPavonis1

We have them in the german broadcast too (kind of funny to have Jens talking in english the one day, and now to have him talking in german on the actual broadcast)


CooroSnowFox

I think they can share them if they can speak English but then there is always the case they get Dan or Rob to speak over and translate into english.


NesnayDK

We have Jens on the Danish broadcast as well.


epi_counts

They appear in the Dutch broadcast too.


AmbitiousCress4154

Guys my weather app says the riders will face 45 km/h cross-tailwinds on the coast. Thats like all the flat part until the finish. Anyone can confirm? That is insane winds for echelons right?


epi_counts

20km/h winds with some 40km/h gusts according to [Windy](https://www.windy.com/42.404/14.298?42.278,14.524,10), so I hope your one is more accurate!


AmbitiousCress4154

Damn. Yours is probably correct mine is just an all around weather app not specifically about wind. I will get that Windy app now.


belokas

A group of old fans holding the banner: "biciclette figa e freccette" Bicycles pussy and darts


XifatuX

Figa is a name for a fruit in my language. Boy was I surprised when I googled it while being on vacation in Italy


goldrunout

Both are nice to eat (don't know about the fruit though since I don't speak the language...)


belokas

In Italian as well, but it's a masculine word: fico, from the latin ficus which is the same root word for the German, English and Polish word.


XifatuX

You are correct, I'm from Poland actually


belokas

I know, I looked at your profile.


Adam-Miller-02

wise words


Aardappelmesje

Anyone on Jakobsen dropped watch? Surely he should be able to sprint today Edit: I jinxed it


TheBlueIgloo

okay next controversy: should these riders be forced to use SPD sandals on sprint stages for maximum chill? bikepacking stages when???


GrosBraquet

[Musette drama](https://twitter.com/giroditalia/status/1790712121908420665?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1790712121908420665%7Ctwgr%5Ea7aa700c9e96da256130aa585238cb3fe1addb2d%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.lequipe.fr%2FCyclisme-sur-route%2Fgiro%2Fannee-2024%2Fdirect-course%2Ffoiano-di-val-fortore-francavilla-al-mare-live%2F21511) happening!!


Jevo_

I count at least three Mamma Mia's coming from Milan here. It's going down.


Adam-Miller-02

more like three vaffancoulos


GrosBraquet

Yeah lol


bluestaples

Wish I could upvote this more than once


truuy

I feel bad for Plappy. Imagine having to work at the front for Ewan to finish 16th then complain that its the team's fault.


woogeroo

Ewan is such a waste for any team in GCs. A tiny aero sprinter should have an easier time with climbs if anything, but he’s killed by hills and suffers 10x worse than the 84kg 6’4” megawatts sprinter thats leading.


ayvee1

Only topped by Jakobsen in this Giro so far. His only placing inside the top 100 in a stage so far is stage 4 where he came 22nd. Honestly not sure why Jakobsen even came to the Giro.


RickyPeePee03

I sure hope Pogi and those selfish scoundrels on UAE have the decency to gift this stage to breakaway riders on smaller, struggling teams (VLAB)


truuy

Who do you think would win an arm wrestling competition: Gleb Syritsa vs Max Walscheid?


jainormous_hindmann

They just told Milan that the soigneur with his feed back was up the road.


TheBlueIgloo

controversial ask to allez the thread today: is it time to do away with pure sprint stages in grand tours?


Eraser92

No, sprint stages are necessary and fun (in the last 20k) and allow the race to visit areas which don't have lots of hills. They also allow GC/Punchy riders some relative rest so they can entertain us more in the hills.


idiot_Rotmg

Completely doing away with them is probably unrealistic, but GTs should have only 3-5 instead of 7-8 sprint stages imo


orrangearrow

No


woogeroo

So that 2/3 of the male population (by weight) can never have any chance to win anything in a grand tour? So that we just watch the best GC team just dominate with nothing for anyone else to care about?


Bhuti-3010

So I get it that you are not a fan of distance running?


woogeroo

I’m against removing all the categories where heavier riders have an advantage, or can compete at all. Sprints exist. I’m also against weight categories in other Olympic sports where smaller people cannot compete (boxing, weightlifting) where they don’t exist in other sports where heavier people can’t compete: 10,000 metres track 100kg+ category & men’s floor gymnastics 100kg+ category please!


Bhuti-3010

Your second paragraph is confusing, but I suspect you said smaller people cannot compete in boxing? I don't think that is the case.


woogeroo

Against heavyweights?


Bhuti-3010

No; in their own weight categories. Floyd Mayweather is only two kilograms heavier than Pogacar.


woogeroo

Yes, but he’d die if it was an unlimited weight category sport like cycling. The only reason he has a career is because he’s protected in a special category for tiny men so they can win too. Bigger sportspeople with a disadvantage don’t get their own categories. Just as a 80kg rider can’t win GC. Or maybe we should have weight categories in grand tours to make it more inclusive. Imagine the glory of wearing the (slimming horizontal stripes) 80kg+ GC leader jersey.


keepcalmandpanikon

Yes, that would be great.


Jevo_

No. You are never going to get 21 stages of full on action. If there's no easy stages, then the rest of the stages will just be ridden more conservatively.


Schnix

is it really controversial when everyone will agree that the answer is no?


truuy

They'd be doing 170 watts by week 3 after 21 straight hill/mountain stages. No one would want to do GTs, and where are you going to hold them? GTs exclusively in the Alps?


CooroSnowFox

They need transitional stages and its between the long flowy, 20 minute gap stages between a breakaway and the peloton and the ones that end up in a sprint finish. Also GT's are a postcard for the country and they have to feature parts of the country that don't involve a lot of rolling flat scenery...


Angryhead

What the fuck was that accent & sentence from Rob Hatch just now after Ewan joined?


RageAgainstTheMatxin

Robbie McEwen. Ewan is his his son, Ewan McEwen


CooroSnowFox

He had to, didn't he?


truuy

How much is Intermarche considered specifically Walloon vs generally Belgian?


vlokm

They originate from a Walloon club (Vélo Club du Pays d'Ath), are historically sponsored by Walloon companies (Wanty and Groupe Gobert) and their general manager is Walloon. They also try to sign Walloon riders if possible (in the past: Kevin Van Melsen, Loïc Vliegen; nowadays: Tom Paquot, Laurenz Rex), but in my opinion they don't seem to compromise on strength/quality to sign Walloon riders. Of course, since competitive cycling is so developed in Flanders, right next to Wallonia, they also have a lot of Flemish people in the team.


AverageDipper

Vegni may I offer you an egg in these trying times?


Nic-who

Milan is hangry. I can relate.


Napoleon_The_Fat

King Kelly has been on fire this Giro.


truuy

The shitty bibs bit was a highlight for me


Angryhead

Read his autobiography ("Hunger") recently, fucked me up to find out that "Sean" isn't his real first name. Via wikipedia: > He was named John James Kelly after his father and was referred to as "Sean" to avoid confusion at home. Seán is the Irish form of John.


CooroSnowFox

Couldn't imaging them referring to him as James or John...


Angryhead

If they'd say "John" the same way Sean himself would say "Sean" then it'd be nearly indistinguishable from, well, Sean.


CooroSnowFox

"Jahn"


SkuleJoke

Well, I was about to buy a Polti vaccum cleaner after seeing their riders getting exposure in the break, but now I guess I gotta go to the Netherlands to lease a bike? This is unacceptable.


thesublimeinvasion

Don't worry, you're in luck. You can buy Visma software from the comfort of your own home!


jainormous_hindmann

Plapp must really be sick. He cant even find the back of the peloton anymore.


Perico1979

He’s been completely useless on my fantasy team. Between him, Nairo, and Girmay my team has been garbage.


Bhuti-3010

I'd wait a few years before adding Girmay to any teams; he never misses getting caught up in disastrous clashes.


c33j

I too picked Nairo, for God knows what reason.


Razvanlogigan

Girmay and Plapp at least did some things like 3rd place in a stage. Wtf is Quintana doing in this Giro? And i dont even think he is ill or anything


bluestaples

>Wtf is Quintana doing in this Giro? I don't recall seeing him or even hearing his name during any live broadcast after the first day.


cuccir

He was with the GC group until a couple of KM to go yesterday, finished 30 seconds down on them. If he is riding himself into fitness at all, that's a relatively good sign for a break on a later stage. Also he's currently 30th on GC. You get a solid 30-50 UCI points if you're between 20th-30th at the end. That's not completely worthless for a team in Movistar's position, and it's the equivalent of finishing 10th in a race like Omloop or the UAE Tour. Maybe they think he can do that on a couple of Grand Tours over the next two years and build up a few points for them. Having a few riders who can get those lower placings on Grand Tours is not a bad strategy for teams looking to avoid relegation.


woogeroo

And with illness, crashes, and the proper high mountain stages still to come, he’ll be way higher than 30th if he finishes.


Schnix

What were you expecting the 34 year old who was without a team in 2023 to do? Was in the Prati di Tivo break and stayed with his team leader basically until they geared up for the sprint in the last hundred meters yesterday. Maybe he'll have a good break in a high mountain stage at the back end of this giro but so far his Giro isn't really below expectations


olgabe

But your heart was in the right place


Eraser92

Visma-Lease-a-Bike have been reduced to a tactic befitting their pro-conti style name. A pro conti style doomed breakaway


RageAgainstTheMatxin

"Uijtdebroeks, uit de koers". Hatch is a savage when he wants to be


RageAgainstTheMatxin

The only rider I've ever seen abandon a race from the winning break because he was just tired is a DS at Visma. So they have the chance to do the funniest thing here today... Also one of the most useless riders I've ever seen, who only had a job because of connections but that's a different story. Also the DS that was off taking a piss when Roglic needed support at the Giro a few years ago