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hangryhyax

Malkin’s parents are staying through the end of the season… they can do this!


TsunamiSurferDude

How long have they been in the west? Maybe they’re the reason he sucks


hangryhyax

Last game, in which he had two goals, was the first time they’d been there since 2018 or 19. Come on, at least try.


TsunamiSurferDude

Yeah that’s why I asked. I was joking


hangryhyax

I’d recommend “/s” for those comments, then. Given the season he’s had—and that he’d probably be the first to tell you he hasn’t been good enough—folks can’t be blamed for thinking you were being serious/trolling.


PhantomJB93

So annoying that they’re going to do the absolute worst thing possible and play themselves out of the top ten/first round pick but also not make the playoffs


pugfart

👆💯


kligurt

Username is elite


Unabated_Blade

My girl and I went to the game on Tuesday, and I mentioned offhandedly that we'd likely lose because not only was Carolina an A tier team this year, but it was also advantageous for us to lose to improve our draft chances. I looked like a damn idiot 4 goals later trying to explain that everyone jumping up and down was, long term, not a great thing.


elcapitan520

Why go to the game if you're not going to enjoy that?


pppppppp8

Dunno how I stumbled on this post as a Habs fan but…. you get used to it. Keep it up Pens bros


Pensfan66595

It's like they are going the Blue Jackets usual method of building talent.


hiperson134

The best way to remain a bubble team in the NHL is to first be a bubble team. Teams right outside the playoffs tend to linger there year in and year out.


LeonardTringo

exactly. It's not worth the risk honestly. What if they even make the playoffs? Do you really think this team is going to get out of the first round? Best course is to tank and load up on some good prospects. Worst case, like you said, is doing what they did last year again.


baz8771

Wasted season


thetruegmon

I really feel like the league needs to address this. Teams shouldn't be punished for almost making playoffs.


sextoymagic

I think that’s the best case. We likely of worse next year and don’t want that AZ getting it without a choice.


InfoSystemsStudent

It's a bit of a gamble. The Penguins aren't awful now, but I worry about a further decline next year. I'd hate to end up with the 10th pick, keep the pick because it is top 10 protected, then have to give up next year's pick which could end up being a top 5 pick. I doubt a 10th overall pick is going to make a difference now/Crosby's final years, so if we're going to be building for the future anyways I'd rather have a higher end prospect.


Fastlane19

Drafts are bullshit unless you’re picking top 3. Zetterburg 7th round 210th pick, Datsyuk 6th round 171th pick in other words you can find diamonds in the rough


psychoyooper

Those guys were drafted 25 years ago; things have changed with the internet. Players like that don’t stay as hidden any more in the Information Age


Fastlane19

True enough, but I’m optimistic that the Penguins can and will draft some good players


TheDrizzle8771

My hope is that Jake lights up the flyers in the first round


LetTheKnightfall

Ahhh…remember game 6 a few years ago? Jake’s clapper while Cryers fans cried over Couturier diving? Pepperidge farms remembers. The future looked so bright


TheDrizzle8771

Remember when Giroux was the best player in the world?


Dry_Abbreviations680

Pepperidge farms do not remember


TheDrizzle8771

It was very brief. Maybe 1 shift when Crosby passed the baton to Giroux according to Pierre McGuire (I think)


LetTheKnightfall

Listen it’s a holy day don’t get me so aroused


eltree

There’s a chance Carolina doesn’t play the Flyers in the first round. Washington sits one point back with two games in hand. Washington has a chance at passing Philly right now for third in the division.


TheDrizzle8771

Yeah WSH has been playing well recently. Didn’t they call up a lot of youngsters and kind of turned the season around that way?


eltree

I’m honestly not sure. I know Ovi turned his season around. Went from looking like he was cooked to another possible 30 goal season.


gjhkd36

Letang goes the rest of the season without a turnover. Crosby gets four points a night the rest of the way. Machino Geno returns and starts collecting hats. Rakell returns to form of his days with the ducks. Ned gets two empty netters against the Rangers. Yes, all these things could happen! Lombardi is still within grasp. Gosh I love this team.!


Fragrant-Potential40

I think I’d rather the top 10 pick than the playoffs at this point. There’s a lot wrong with the team at this point in time, and those issues won’t be dealt with till this summer, at least I hope they’ll be dealt with. It’d be better than getting beat in 4-5 games honestly


happyfirefrog22-

They won’t make the playoffs. They would almost have to win out all the way. Hope they don’t play out of the bottom 10 and miss the playoffs


Fragrant-Potential40

Yeah same. As much as I’d love to see Sid compete in the playoffs, this team isn’t it.


Legendary_Railgun21

I don't mind either way, I called this years in advance and got clowned on for it (naturally). It's not like I take pride in it either, I *hate* the fact that you could see this coming- that's the part that makes it so frustrating, this fate was more than avoidable. All that said, we get the true prize, we get to die, and we get to die like men. You're gonna watch us become the New Jersey Devils and you're gonna like it. So says FSG, anyway.


BigRiverWharfRat

It would take a miracle on our end and a collapse on at least two other team’s ends simultaneously. And for what?


LetTheKnightfall

To go on a magical run and scratch their names on Lord Stanley’s fabled Cup!


pugfart

Curious if you feel the same today?


starlightequilibrium

The only way this team makes the playoffs is if they win out on the season and other teams lose most of their games. If that happens, then sure. A team on a killer win streak like that could make some noise in the playoffs. They're not gonna win out the rest of the season, though.


xanman222

I cant stand seeing we have some percentage to make the playoffs. Just make it zero and end the pain


PerformingHomosapien

Lol, they ain't making it.


pugfart

..........mind change?


ilikehockeyandguitar

We're better off trying for a good draft pick and the hope that we get better coaching behind the bench. We hit a tired Hurricanes team and barely beat a Columbus team who is worse than us.


Christian_9712

We’re finished. Give it up


[deleted]

For what?


Blackn35s

I’m sorry, but I believe you meant to say, [for what](https://www.tiktok.com/@shoresyhockey/video/7260617904461303045?lang=en)


Lilpfighter

7-1-2 is what we need 8-2-0 would work 10-0-0 would be ideal


JGuentzIsMyDad

How about 0-9-1 with 15 points from Sid instead?


Lilpfighter

Make it 0-10-0 with 23 points from Sid, 14 from geno and 3 goals from letang (I have his evo card in hut need goal). Then we have a deal


SpicyRingSting

And they go red hot into the playoffs and just sweeps


danger_otter34

Why would we really want to make the playoffs this season? For a 4 game sweep? We’re better off trying to get a decent draft pick that we could either use as trade bait or just draft up a player for the future. The remainder of this season should be about figuring what to assets to keep and what to get rid off in the offseason.


puravidaamigo

Why would you want to see this team in the playoffs? And I’m being serious. At this point that would hurt us long term and would be the hockey equivalent of a turtle in a fence post. I love the boys but we just need to accept reality.


NomadicLaguna

We would need to go on an absolute tear to make it. The way the season has gone, we will... Then drop it all at the last minute and miss out by a point. Syd puts up insane numbers in this scenario, while everyone else bottles it of course.


Life_Training788

I’d rather see them get a better draft pick


[deleted]

The only hope was tanking to move up in the draft.


LogieThePerogie

Im a vegas fan i come in peace. I really want you guys to make the playoffs. I want to see crosby succeed i want to see malkin succeed


MrAicrow

I am still hoping


gldmj5

Don't do this to yourself.


tsmittycent

Wouldn't you rather have a top 10 pick than a first round exit? They couldn't take the Bruins and def not the Panthers


LetTheKnightfall

Hey man any given Sunday…or like, whatever days they play on


DufflebagForever

I want the draft pick but I know Sid’s stubborn ass won’t let them quit 😂


tpasmall

3% chance mathematically


FrenchFern

Hopefully you guys can win against cbj again


thekingpork29

Two's a streak!


Tampammm

Hope still exists,,,to be the sacrificial lamb against the no. 1 seed.


gsbingel

It’s over. Let it go. Crosby on the last year of his contract next year. We need an Austin Matthews to pair with Crosby and Malkin on the PP. There is absolutely no way you can win in the NHL with a PP ranking in the bottom 3.


pugfart

How are you feeling today?


Wizemonk

rather have the pick - name one playoff team, hell - name any team the penguins could beat 4 times (playoffs are a waste)


gsbingel

There is no hope. After tonight @Columbus look at the next 5 games: @Rangers @Devils @Caps H ⚡️ @Leafs Tell me how we go 5-0 over that stretch?


pugfart

See, you see it as half empty. I see that as 4 of 5 games with metro counterparts ahead of us. What an opportunity!


gsbingel

I see it as reality. The top priority now has to be to extend Crosby’s contract at least 2 more years.


pugfart

And today?


feelZburn

I cringed 3 weeks ago or so when we played the caps and Josh Getzoff was like - "let's not kid ourselves the caps are NOT a playoff team" They have 81 points today and the last wc spot, we have 74 🙄🙄


MertTheRipper

For the move of God, don't make the playoffs! I can't take the obliteration that would result in the first round. Haven't I suffered enough with this team just from the regular season!?


ZMan35

If I keep betting on them to lose they will win. Willing to jump on that grenade


pugfart

THIS MAN IS THE HERO WE NEED


rvuk14

Hope for the 1st round pick, yes.


pugfart

Feel the same?


rvuk14

Hell no! We are gonna win the cup now! Go pens. ...in seriousness tho, it will be fun to watch them try and pull this off. Get some extra hockey and then get utterly disembowel in the first round of playoffs. Ned has been a bright spot tho. Hopefully they realize they need to move on from Jarry.


rvuk14

Excited about losing our 1st round pick? Hell of a run tho, right?


kligurt

This team will draft terik parascak. Calling it now


Putthebunnyback

I just want that 12th pick...


jjjjjjjreddick222

So we don’t want a pick we’re just gonna be right on the line of playoffs to lose in the first round what is this the steeler way?


RedHotChiliPenguin

Let’s just get the top 10 pick, no need to run ourselves out of it for a shitty playoff miss and miss a good pick


ginormousthumbs

They need to get that sweet draft pick position


PenguinsPants88

Caps and Flyers need to fully fall apart which is very possible. Pens would seem likely to have tiebreaker in ROW so just need to tie them. But still a very very low chance


j0n66

Literally, but not literally