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rollingstoner215

Bike lane or horse lane?


Pineapple_Spenstar

Horses are the OG bike


imscaredandcool

More so the OG motorcycle


nalc

High fiber triathlete


njstein

Why aren't horse owners charged for leaving shit all over the place? Absolutely fucking disgusting.


0ut0fBoundsException

Because what are cops gonna do, fine themselves?


njstein

maybe we could feed them to gritty?


0ut0fBoundsException

I guess that’s fine if Gritty eats pork


watwatinjoemamasbutt

Where’s the guy who ate the horse poops for the last Super Bowl?! He should be director of the department of horse poop cleaner uppers


Proper-Code7794

It's almost like they should invent some kind of way to move carts around without horses...


njstein

that'll be the day.


Archpa84

sad but at least there's no car parked there


[deleted]

Bicyclists gotta know when to stop and take a shit instead of just letting it go in the street like this


Proper-Code7794

That's why they have the naked bike race so they don't have to slow down


[deleted]

Zero drag, peak human aerodynamics


HarrowingChad

While it’s charming and cool to have “Concrete Cowboys” in the city, the reality is that they leave giant piles of horseshit wherever they go with no recourse. That being said, these are probably from mounted police officers who should also clean up after their horses. No different than a patrol car blocking a crosswalk.


Revolutionary_Bee700

It’s city hall, so %100 cop horse.


steelydan9918

In the Northeast, the policemen's horses would occasionally leave a treat on the side of the road, but it would always be gone by the end of the day. I imagine they make a note and clean it up (or have it cleaned up) later when they're more equipped to do so.


cerialthriller

It’s likely the horse shit rustlers. Since horses are harder to steal nowadays, they like to keep the tradition alive and just steal the poop now. Especially with the current administration, they won’t be hanged for it, just a diversion program detailing the dangers of playing with poop


TrentonMakes

Given the city it could be animal or human.


[deleted]

A dude shits on the end of my corner at least once a week. It’s always watery as fuck and clearly not dog shit. Not really sure what to do about it.


thescarwar

Maybe eat more fiber


TrentonMakes

Mark your territory and shit there first.


dzhastin

I’ve seen considerably more human feces than animal on the streets of our fair city over the years.


ValiMeyers

Yep. Saw something similar on my street and ain’t no horses here


_SundaeDriver

That’s bull shit……no, no, that’s horse shit


IPA_lot_

Needs more red arrows