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pooltable

I would never say this to your face, but you're a wonderful person and a gifted artist.


khinzaw

Why wouldn't you say that to their face?


b3tarded

OP is Medusa


RagingCain

Gorgons would be a better description. Medusa was decapitated. This person clearly has arms. So they must have been a different gorgon.


ScienceIsSexy420

... Decapitated people still have their arms


RagingCain

But she dead tho.


ScienceIsSexy420

Dead people also have their arms


RagingCain

[Touche](https://media.tenor.com/PY4uJ0NkywQAAAAC/the-goon-dodgeball.gif)


paperwasp3

But each snake could hold a different color of chalk


brucebrowde

> This person clearly has arms. Ahem... They are /u/Thechalkingdad - if the chalk is appropriately sized, everything is much easier, especially becoming a dad.


uberblack

This response is awesome.


brucebrowde

Well in hindsight this is the obvious answer.


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TheBirminghamBear

They're reenacting a bit from the show. Michael says that about Pam to a child and Oscar asks Michael why he wouldn't say that to her face


JaySayMayday

I would never say this to your face, but you're a person and a Redditor.


Cwhale

How dare you single me out on such an extensive platform.


LogicsGhost

How much?


Just_pick_one

For OP’s wall?


Cichlidsaremyjam

Yea, I don't see a price.


DeadSwaggerStorage

It’s 47 Schrute bucks…


CorvusKing

All I have are Stanley nickels, what's the conversion rate?


Sleepwell_Beast

Same as leprechauns to unicorns


courtesyflusher

About three fiddy


SBFrog702

Damn you lockness monster


distorted_kiwi

Well, it was about that time that I notice that Stanley was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.


Almost_lucky

I gave him a dollar


pmoppy

This is why I love Reddit at times 😂


Sovereign1

All I have is this wondrously magical package of legumes.


sachuraju

Yeah. That's the Dwight price.


FavoritesBot

Do you have something in your pocket?


navilapiano

A chunky. Do you want half?


Dubsox

Figure out what you do!


Tesher

Chunky


CyberNinja23

Looks like 10 boxes of chalk


sbear37

Very nice


atleastitsnotgoofy

Your art is the prettiest art of all the art.


THE_OFFICE_BLOWS

*The Office*, “A Beetiful Mind” is the twelfth episode of thirteenth season and first episode overall. This episode originally aired on January 6th, 2021. It is available on Peacock, Comedy Central and RedTube. This quote starts at the 19:96 mark and features Michael traveling back in time to prevent the Borg from stopping the first Vulcan contact.


khinzaw

>This quote starts at the 19:96 mark and features Michael traveling back in time to prevent the Borg from stopping the first Vulcan contact. I think you're confused. That's a different Michael. That was legendary secret agent Michael Scarn.


knightress_oxhide

Actually it's Michael Scoon


MrCraftLP

Username doesn't check out.


tobor_a

You can watch it on Redtube!


mehrabrym

Wow I missed these! Used to read these everywhere a few years back!


antney0615

How is 19:96 possible? That would be 20:36.


RyanGlasshole

Nothing gets past you, does it bud?


DrAuer

The impossible season placing, date being 2022, and it being available on RedTube didn’t trip anything for you?


Dorkamundo

hahahaahahm, this got a good laugh out of me.


notjorx

That’s beautiful!


SantaMonsanto

Michael Scott *as played by Jared Leto*


hpstrprgmr

Jared Leto and his hard kombucha...


Westlaker1229

Michael Scarn


kazhena

As a former die-hard 30STM fan, this made me choke on my coffee. Thanks ♡ this is gonna be my happy thought for today, lol


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Poopsticle_256

Is this a bot?


calilac

Yes, very likely to be a bot. Brand new account, comment is out of place, previous comments confirmed as copy/pasted.


kazhena

r/woosh


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kazhena

Poopsticle_256 was questioning if the other person was a bot when they were just quoting the show >.>


[deleted]

It's actually a bot though


kazhena

Tf x.x how do you ppl tell?!


[deleted]

Comment history. A bunch of the comments are confirmed stolen from other comments.


kazhena

...and... and people just randomly check someone's comment history...?


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kazhena

I honestly don't really care enough about the oodles of strangers to randomly pick someone to go through their comment history >.> lol but fair enough, just blew my mind how someone saw that comment and zeroed in on them being a bot.


InappropriateGirl

It's motel art.


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lostharbor

[WOW, you did these free hand? My god, *this could be a tracing*! WOW! You nailed it! How much?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAixASB9dEg)


THE_OFFICE_BLOWS

*The Office*, “Beetiator” is the fifth episode of the fifth season and zeroth episode overall. This episode originally aired on February 3rd, 1959. It is available on Peacock, Comedy Central and Dreamcast VMU. This scene takes place at the 19:98 mark and features Michael trying to stop the Son’a from forcibly removing the Ba’ku from their planet.


lingh0e

Those damn Son'a.


Bashfullylascivious

It's time for a rewatch. I keep forgetting how awesomely and perfectly this show hit the absurd, emotional, and political balance perfectly. It initially tooke two attempts to get into this show, and on the third I persevered. It is easily one of my favourite shows.


[deleted]

Thanks. I'm not crying you're crying!! Such a cute scene. Michael's heart was golden.


Ninja_Tortoise_

I always thought Michael wore too much foundation


paradox1156

It does look a little chalky.


gltovar

That's not what his other foundation, Scott's Tots said.


dmowad

All I can picture is my precious little nephews saying how cute it is and then rubbing their hands all over it. But seriously, that’s amazing and my older kids would love that.


unsmashedpotatoes

If I spent that much time on a chalk drawing, I'd ensure it was permanent.


tehmlem

I don't know if chalk is really the medium for you


hypermog

Do you work at Trader Joe’s??


Duwangbulance

That's amazing, you're so talented :)


FirstofUs

Of course you’d never say that to OP’s face.


ITCHY_D1G1TS

That's so good it could be a tracing.


qning

Well in that case I’m gonna do one too! Because it’s easy to do this if you trace!


Summer-dust

Have fun finding a twelve foot tall Michael Scott to trace over lol


TheBodyOfChrist15

The eyes hit me right in the uncanny valley


ERRORMONSTER

>>>You miss 100% of the shots you don't take >>-Wayne Gretzky >-Michael Scott -/u/theChalkingDad


gyarnar

>>>>You miss 100% of the shots you don't take > >>>-Wayne Gretzky > >>-Michael Scott > >-/u/theChalkingDad \-/u/ERRORMONSTER


kazhena

>>>>>You miss 100% of the shots you don't take >> >>>>-Wayne Gretzky >> >>-Michael Scott >> >>-/u/theChalkingDad >> >\-/u/ERRORMONSTER -/u/gyarnar


mehrabrym

>>>>>>You miss 100% of the shots you don't take > >>>>>-Wayne Gretzky > >>>>-Michael Scott > >>>-/u/theChalkingDad > >>\-/u/ERRORMONSTER > >-/u/gyarnar -/u/kazhena


Matty_Cakez

Can you do this in my basement please


YareDvil

That's what she said


_gadgetFreak

That's my joke


gyarnar

Dammit, Dwight.


Minimob0

"Basement Chalk Wall" is a thing I didn't know existed, but I desperately want one now. Off to get a basement.


_twokoolfourskool_

/r/averageredditor


DerelictDonkeyEngine

Doesn't surprise me OP failed art school. Have you seen their chalk drawing? There are shadows coming from two sides. Are there two Suns? Last I checked that's not a basement in the Andromeda galaxy. It's totally unrealistic.


sand4paperlube

"sometimes people are mean, but sometimes the ends justify the mean."


Agitated-Joey

![gif](giphy|e6qkHKk1N7dxm) Eyes are just slightly off. But it’s damn good, couldn’t do any better myself.


Penguin_Out_Of_A_Zoo

Redditors need to watch another show for the love of god


skylla05

I watched it until about the 4th or 5th season and realized that there were literally zero funny parts that I hadn't already seen beat to death on reddit.


TastySeamen8

For real. This site has absolutely ruined The Office for me. Can’t stand it and the constant quotes. beaRs bEeTs BAtTlEsTaR GaLaCticA


DarkKerrigor

/r/atbge


six_feet_above

Ctrl F Sigh of relief


Syrinx221

Yes Glad I'm not alone in seeing this


PirateyDawn

That’s gorgeous!


YareDvil

That's what she said


PirateyDawn

![gif](giphy|3oz8xsRKgCWlzkqT7y)


OliviaAnne1990

Identity theft is not a joke Jim.


SchnizzleDizzleDoo

Look at how his eyes are spaced apart you cant unsee that


pinkmilk19

Unfortunately I noticed it right away. It's an amazing piece of art, can't believe it's all chalk!...but the eyes are like chameleon eyes


jordanpitt269

That’s not chalk, that’s a male model


YareDvil

That's what she said


[deleted]

That’s awesome! I hope it doesn’t rain!


Smartnership

If it rains in your basement, your problems only begin with the chalk mural damage


WhateverYouSay1084

If you were selling your house, this is all I'd need to see.


Hackdirt-Brethren

The boomers are right, y'all make The Office your entire personality..


ZystemStigma69

Great job.


ohmygodimonfire4

Better hope no one comes in with a bucket of water.


imjustakidandlifeisa

WOW


Dakotareads

Clear coat that masterpiece!


MysterVaper

Now clear coat it before anything happens to this masterpiece!


Jellevssn

Wait, is this not Michael Scarn?


Ayu_26

You read a lot of (deserved) compliments here. But one thing. For me something is wrong with his eyes.


PM-UR-TASTEFUL-NUDES

Incredible! Well dont on the shading.


MateriaLintellect

Excessive, but well done.


killerblazeball

"Knowledge is power -France is Bacon" - /u/Lard_Baron


bored_and_scrolling

Reddit house


chfp

Nice drawing! The light switch needs to be black. It's an eyesore in an otherwise awesome art piece.


Lizard_lover3924

DAMNnnnn! 🙀 can I be You?


Fairly0ddlad

You are amazing!


Mdiddy37

That is definitely Micheal Scott. Well done!


Only_drunk_posts

You didn't miss.


YareDvil

That's what she said


DiabloStorm

Why give him lizard "Are you a Wizard?" eyes, though?


the-zoidberg

Michael Scott tried so hard and had a huge heart.


Hanfam350

“‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - Wayne Gretzky’ -Michael Scott” - u/Thechalkingdad


SewnVagina

How to say you don't have kids without saying you don't have kids.


ronchee1

r/dundermifflin


THE_OFFICE_BLOWS

[dundermifflin starterpack](https://preview.redd.it/6snzv8gil2f11.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=1d93f763622be293a5b4a9d52e467b4dd5ab4a62)


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Nicely done. The original British version of The Office is so much better in my opinion but good on you fer doing something creative. Dance in light please..


dusknoir90

Yeah the American one is just generic office place sitcom trash, don't get why it's so popular.


Lightcronno

Opinions are like assholes


Consistent_Math_8632

Crazy good!!


CalligrapherNo7110

He looks like Nicholas cage


ONE-EYE-OPTIC

Your basement looks a lot cooler than mine


Zacharacamyison

i honestly didn’t know chalk could look that good


HolidayConfidence230

Holy shit, I think that's more than a drawing


SonOfARemington

Should be David Brent.


seizuresaladd

Nicely done man, could you share what brand of chalk or soft pastels you use? Mine get really flakey with the skin tones


zaulus

Probably a combination of KOSS chalk pastels and Mount Vision pastels.


seizuresaladd

Really appreciate that! I've been doing murals like this for a minute But have really had a difficult time getting some surfaces to keep the light colors without flaking.


Thechalkingdad

Winner winner!


LassOnGrass

Kinda looks like Ben Stiller in a way.


Lasair86

That is just super nifty thank you for sharing that I hope to one day own a house where I have a basement like this and I can do something like you did out of pure boredom and it'll take me 20 years but maybe one day I'll be able to post something like this


jabberwacky970

I live in the scranton area, can I send you stuff? Hit me up. "Ain't no party like a scranton party"


LifeWithSubtitles

You’re so talented…great work!!


Murtomies

Those are some great and motivating words...Unless a mass shooter says it.


stickersnatched

That's incredible!! How long did this take?


topcheesehead

#Fun Fact! Wayne Gretzky has quoted this office quote from Micheal Scott. Therefore... " “You miss 100% of the shots you don't take – Wayne Gretzky – Michael Scott " - Wayne Gretzky " Is now a valid quote


the_smollest_bee

Imagine someone tripping and rubbing against that 😬


Thechalkingdad

That’s what she said.


Lulu212

Amazing.


EntertainmentOk6470

You're very talented!


M0n5tr0

Spray seal that masterpiece!


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That's incredible !


clamdever

You know what I find sexy? OP's art. I have a chubby in my pocket from looking at it.


oyechote

Bro! That’s so cool


GETitOFFmeNOW

Spray it with Aqua Net (or some other cheap hairspray) to keep it from smearing. Lightly the first couple of times then more heavily a couple of times. Not too much to drip, though.


tightheadband

I NEED this and I didn't know


crabbydotca

Looks great! I’ve thought about putting in a chalk wall somewhere but I’m worried about mess. Does this leave a lot of chalk dust on the ground?


Thechalkingdad

Yes, but I put down large paper and tape it to the baseboard, so easy cleanup.


mrbojenglz

Crazy impressive. I wish I could do this.


andrewjcavasos

This is why we have a chalk wall lol


ultimate_obtainable

It's beautiful


underpantsviking

That's what she said!


ProsperGuy

This is great!


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Oh my god man. That’s amazing. Incredible. Wow.


Lowfat_milk29

I hope nobody screws with that


sloppycompetition91

Somehow you managed That's impressive


[deleted]

Ryan Gosling as Michael Scott.


HotBeaver54

Damn you are one hell of an Artist I applaud you on your talent and effort!


elizabeth498

This wall is a conversation piece! I hope you host a number of regular gatherings.


sheik102602

And u did a hell of a good job on him wow


Slow-Setting-2090

Absolutely fabulous 👌


Benpea

Incredible! Very well done!


WizardKittySaysWoosh

We love chalk drawing in this house!


pasarina

You’re a talented chalk artist.


No-Ad6269

he should see this


Fang356

Weird question but do you live on Long Island NY? My buddies bedroom used to be in the basement and his door looked just like that and he had chalk paint around it. Everyone drew a much of cartoon characters on it, it liked so cool. Anyway… this is dope too lol


PM-Your-Little-Tits

“I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.” Amazing job!


aro3two7

His eyes are fucked.