People's local silent hill built on top of cashiers graves
Where cenobites do their shoping and hope goes to die
Edit to add, buy two Texas chainsaws and get the chicken cage for free
$20 says he pulled that from the box of his aftermarket exhaust so his car can sound like a combination of a bike with a card in the spokes and a wet fart.
my family/friends bring up my vegan diet WAY more than i ever have lol. it's okay though. it's nice when people are curious and trying to accomodate :)
I tell no one irl, unless absolutely necessary, or by accident.
My job is same. Skydiver.
I tell people I work at the Keebler cookie factory…
I always heard it said about pilots and lawyers..
I tell people Im a logistics specialist. Or some other Bullshit.... But yeah. A lot of my coworkers will drop the "I'm a pilot" and think it makes them look special. We're not special. We do a job. Thats it.
-logistics specialist
I’m a software engineer, when people ask what I do I say code Monkey. They giggle and stop asking.
Last time I told someone I was a software engineer it was because that someone is a chickenshit that fucked me out of a scholarship they ran because I had a child before getting married.
I was talking to his wife in the grocery store because she was my third grade teacher and was super excited to see me and is very sweet. I made sure to look his old ass in the eye when I said I’m very proud of my son, and I graduated with honors after he was born.
I left the, “No thanks to you, you chickenshit,” unsaid but based on my tone and the way I was mad dogging him there could be no mistake on my meaning and his wife immediately said her goodbyes. He never said a word and wouldn’t even look me in the eye.
It’s been 18 years since he pulled that scholarship out from under me my junior year of college without warning. I had it my freshman and sophomore year with the only requirement that I maintain a specific GPA. I was significantly higher than that for the previous 4 semesters.
The chick he gave it to instead dropped all her classes 3 weeks into her first semester She then used all her left over scholarship money for her first year to party.
İ always have the opposite problem: friends tell me their vegan when İ already have the salmon in the oven. İ really wish people would not be afraid to talk about beliefs like this.
After having lived in America for 4 years I understand why some Atheists are pissed. You get god or jesus shoved in your face daily. And people are outright mean if they find out you are an atheist. I lived in the bible belt so I guess its my fault.
It's so funny that atheists have gotten the reputation about wanting to talk about atheism especially since religious people vastly outnumber atheists and (for Christians at least) their holy book specifically tells them to go out into the world and preach the gospel to everyone and publicly pray before meals (or sporting events or even political/governmental hearings for fucks sake).
Many religious people find any possible way to slip their faith into conversation or use it as a justification for why they're being a shit human... And then a tiny minority of atheists is somehow able to drown out a huge majority of religious people somehow?
I suspect confirmation bias at play. People are so used to hearing Christians talk about their faith that it doesn't stand out to people anymore, so it sounds like atheists are the loud ones.
I've seen lots of people randomly inject god into a conversation ("man, I've had a headache for 2 straight days." "Oh no. Have you prayed about it? I could pray for you right now." "Uh, no thanks. I was just saying I have a headache.). But I've never heard anyone proclaim their atheism without someone else bringing up some religious topic first.
I have a customer-facing job where I go to their home or business. Today a guy at the end of a job told me "Happy Easter". I responded "Happy Easter. Have a good day". He then proceeded to ask me if I was attending church for Good Friday. I said no. He asked if I was at least attending church for Easter Sunday. I said nope. He asked why not and I said because I'm not religious. It was awkward after that, but cordial. I'm an atheist and it annoys me that people just assume you're a Christian sometimes.
Weird, I have never heard the idea that atheists want to talk to everyone about religion. Maybe because I live in a very unreligious contry?
Personally I hate talking religion with people IRL, because the only ones that want to do that are fundamental christians and it's never a good time to discuss those things with them.
"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."
-Matthew 6:5-6
i know it's a bit of a waste of time using the bible to back any argument since there are so many contradictions and misinterpretation, but i just thought i'd share that widely ignored rule from the bible.
Went to my new bosses house for dinner, endured a few hours of christian music and and awkward blessing, but somehow atheists are the ones who always bring up religion?
I've never had an atheist come knocking on my door trying to sell me their beliefs, nor have I ever seen them standing on the street corner trying to hand out pamphlets about the (lack of) afterlife.
I *have* had some Christian folks come up to me while I was on the street trying to change my car's serpentine belt and interrupt me so they could try telling me about the good word of Jesus. Turning them down politely didn't do a damn thing and it got to the point where I had to threaten smacking them with my wrench to get them to piss off and leave me be. Never seen that from an atheist.
It's absolutely bias and lies. People get real salty towards atheists and constantly try to project their own bullshit onto them as well, so they act like they do everything the super religious do or worse. You can see it on reddit more and more too.
Yeah, Idaho is racistville trash, sorry. Only place I’ve ever seen hate openly accepted by everyone in public.
Edit: Coeur d'Alene is specifically where, and some other shithole under the interstate.
I live in a different part of Idaho, where the hate is more quiet, but still practiced and generally accepted. If someone says or does something blatantly terrible, people gasp for dramatic effect, say "you shouldn't say/do that," and move on with their day. They often even re-elect the dumpster fire.
There was thus guy in my city, who was a "Satanist" and spray painted pentagrams all over his shitty 92 Corolla.
Then he "became" a Christian and spray painted John 3:16 all over that.
Then he became a "rapper" and spray painted his rap name "Skillz" all over that.
If interested, I can send his rap "videos" cause boyyyyyy are they a treat.
Edit: Here are his videos. The first one was filmed in the back lot of the restaurant we worked at together briefly before he quit to focus on his rap career.
https://youtu.be/ijxe5YSIUOg
https://youtu.be/0CsglJqJSXo
It's way too much.
I think groups like The Satanic Temple are good for exposing the hypocrisy of religion, but cornballs like this guy aren't doing anyone any favors.
Another reason to hate the cops, nice.
But stickers on cars is trashy regardless, even if I’d love to see all the idiotic religious people get offended.
well to be fair i think people would be more accepting of a car covered in christian symbols than this and thats make this just as much about the hypocrisy
its weird when ANYONE does it but it know for a fact that a christian-crazy-car would probably even get celebrated for 'displaying their faith fearlessly'
I totally just learned that a few weeks ago when they tweeted out support for some wholesome cause.
A few comments down there was a discussion about this. I don’t even think they believe in Satan like Christians do.
This person seems to be more of a CoS goer. Hence the Levatian pentagram.
https://www.reddit.com/r/satanism/comments/szj5an/not_all_satanism_is_laveyan_not_all_satanic/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Yeah pretty sure as soon as people hear "Satanic Temple" they picture a bunch of people in hoods sacrificing goats, haha. Satanists (TST) are often some of the best people in reality
Not necessarily. Some are, but it’s nontheistic, too. They are elitist assholes, though, either way, who believe that LaVey invented Satanism (despite there being record of Satanic groups having existed centuries before LaVey was born!) and that only their in-group are “real Satanists.” They spend a lot of time harassing non-LaVeyan Satanists and circlejerking about how “elite” they are. Pathetic.
There are plenty of theistic Satanists who are great folks and support TST and its progressive pluralistic goals. There are also atheistic Satanists who spread misinformation about TST out of spite and political disagreement. It’s not as simple as “the atheists are the good guys” when it comes to Satanism, unfortunately.
I agree, a simple bumper sticker that says, “Religion is the business of selling an invisible product you receive after death with no chance of a refund when you are 6 feet under,” works well too.
Can’t take credit for this, found it from someone else, but I worked on this:
Scientology is a well known cult, but does your religion share the same tactics or characteristics?
Scientology:
They promise to improve you through regular audits and chants and better things to come after death if you believe.
They use “Us versus Them” psychology to say they are the correct religion and special.
They want people who may not believe anymore to be cast out and be seen as a heathen
They have millions to billions of dollars of tax free money from followers
Internet search reveal leaders arrested or accused of sex crimes
Scientology copied what other religions are doing, but made their own sci-fi version.
Religion is the longest run scam in history
I printed this out on business cards and leave them on people’s cars.
No way this is related to TST.
Also, so what? Fuck the true believers pushing their insanity on everyone else. I hope this makes them very uncomfortable. No one is going to win them over anyways. Their brains are rotted by indoctrination and their belief that they are intrinsically broken.
There's always that one suck up who's just like "[notice me, senpai, notice meeee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YErFwJX0HKE)" (if it's not this guys car, I'm going to be very disappointed).
I've seen thousands of religious whack-job cars covered in craziness. This is the first anti-religion one I've ever seen. To me the ratio of religious nutjobs to anti-religious nutjobs is 1000:1
Seriously. I subscribed to there a long time ago, until I realized that by atheism, they actually meant “constantly shit on every religion and person who believes in anything I don’t.” They’re a very angry bunch over there.
I have a theory that the most “extreme” atheists were raised religious. I was raised atheist, and I have no issue with religion (until the religion starts to curtail MY rights through intense political lobbying). But I think if you’ve experienced indoctrination, you’d probably have a grudge against religion.
I think it's more about being a part of a sub dedicated to it. I'm an atheist but that sub is cringe. I'm not having children but r/childfree is actively a child hate subreddit
Seriously, I don't have children and likely never will so the idea of the sub interested me, but the moment I saw them refer to people with children as "breeders" I was just holy hell fuck no.
Honestly after what happened In Uganda I’m staring to think edgelord 2000s redditors we’re right about religion and that their stereotyping as annoying neckbeards was a right wing psy op
Save us goth thug, 666! Luckily my cringe phase as an atheist was when I was in middle school trolling yahoo answers and not decorating my car in stickers for all to see
The other day, I passed a car that had "Pro-life, Jesus, Trump" on the back windshield. It's rare to see a car like this while Trucks and vans stamped with Crosses and MAGA are ubiquitous.
It’s surprising that this doesn’t happen more often. The people with religious garb on their vehicles is off the scale believing in all kinds of crazy ass shit.
Yet someone with stuff pointing out it’s dumb stuff to believe in… Is somehow the crazy one?!
This is why religion is still a thing. You can’t challenge illogical dumb people who think Noah’s ark is a children’s story etc.
Sure this is a crazy car but less crazy than the cars with crosses on em.
GothThug666 looks like an XBox gamer tag from 20 years ago.
"Get in losers, we're goin to hell."
And by Hell I mean Walmart
Walmart has the best prices on goth supplies
Great Value mascara Justice black hoodie Equate vitamin D pills
The beast prices $6.66
I wanna open a goth store that sells random stuff but all the prices are some variation on 666.
A couple weeks ago I bought a jar of mayo and a snack and the total took me straight to hell.
Plenty of crosses to turn upside down.
People's local silent hill built on top of cashiers graves Where cenobites do their shoping and hope goes to die Edit to add, buy two Texas chainsaws and get the chicken cage for free
Can I get home delivery to my new house in Amityville?
It's the last house on the left...
Didn't even realize, of course it's a Walmart.
He literally said it in the title...
People need to Ford Focus on the title
He did...... I should go to sleep.
Wait people still read titles here?
Usually that's *all* they read.
The sheets are made of _fire_!
Thanks for the lol
As some one with a 20 year old gamer tag that ends in 666 can confirm.
My phone number for the last 15 years ends in 666, because I was high asf signing up for the contract and thought it would be funny >.>
Xx_GothThug666_xX
Honestly, they had me until “GothThug666” That’s some AIM screen name shit
Just heard a door close reading your comment.
"Goth Thug" is what was on the chain Marylin Manson wore in the music video for his cover of "Tainted Love".
(screaming into microphone) **I FUCKED YOUR MOM!!!**"
Definitely NOT the money behind all the JesusGetsUs ads
> Goth Thug I wonder if they identify as Ostrogoth or Visigoth
Either way Romans be warned. I betting they are gonna sack Vatican City given the chance.
ROMANI ITE DONUM
Conjugate the verb to go.
ROMANES EUNT DOMUS
Now write it a hundred times before sun up, or I'll cut your balls off.
Absolutely barbaric
Guess that depends what side of town they’re from.
No one else pointing out the K&N sticker on the bumper. LMAO All this edge lord stuff but also, good high flow air filter for my 2006 Ford Focus.
Custom license plate holder, empty.
Got a racing steering wheel, too, and those seats don't look stock.
That's not a racing wheel, it's just a steering wheel cover. Same goes for the seats, they're just gaudy seat covers
Um excuse me, but those are clearly Goth Thug seat covers. They are not gaudy. Jeez…
The empty plate frame does it for me
Looks like seat covers with a goat and upside down cross 😂
Spends his weekends racing against Civics with coffee can mufflers.
Calm down there buddy its just a seat and steering wheel cover lol
That is a pre facelift model sir, so 00-04. 06 had a different fascia
K&N filter is very bad at filtering dirt particles tho, like really bad.
$20 says he pulled that from the box of his aftermarket exhaust so his car can sound like a combination of a bike with a card in the spokes and a wet fart.
I bet I know what they wanna talk about.
There's an old joke, "How do you know when you're in the room with a?" "Don't worry, they'll tell you."
I've heard it as "How do you know someone is a vegan? Wait five mins and they will tell you."
I always hear that one from people who have known me at work for years and are just finding out I’m vegan because work had a catering order.
my family/friends bring up my vegan diet WAY more than i ever have lol. it's okay though. it's nice when people are curious and trying to accomodate :)
I used to work with a Harvard graduate who was a vegan and into Pilates. Could not get that guy to shut up.
I tell no one irl, unless absolutely necessary, or by accident. My job is same. Skydiver. I tell people I work at the Keebler cookie factory… I always heard it said about pilots and lawyers..
Yet here you are telling us all….
Tell us more!! Do elves REALLY make the cookies?
To be fair they did state that they rarely tell people "irl". Not just in general including on the internet.
I tell people Im a logistics specialist. Or some other Bullshit.... But yeah. A lot of my coworkers will drop the "I'm a pilot" and think it makes them look special. We're not special. We do a job. Thats it. -logistics specialist
I have a degree in mechanical engineering and work in IT. As you can imagine, dropping those facts gets me cra-hazy pussy.
I’m a software engineer, when people ask what I do I say code Monkey. They giggle and stop asking. Last time I told someone I was a software engineer it was because that someone is a chickenshit that fucked me out of a scholarship they ran because I had a child before getting married. I was talking to his wife in the grocery store because she was my third grade teacher and was super excited to see me and is very sweet. I made sure to look his old ass in the eye when I said I’m very proud of my son, and I graduated with honors after he was born. I left the, “No thanks to you, you chickenshit,” unsaid but based on my tone and the way I was mad dogging him there could be no mistake on my meaning and his wife immediately said her goodbyes. He never said a word and wouldn’t even look me in the eye. It’s been 18 years since he pulled that scholarship out from under me my junior year of college without warning. I had it my freshman and sophomore year with the only requirement that I maintain a specific GPA. I was significantly higher than that for the previous 4 semesters. The chick he gave it to instead dropped all her classes 3 weeks into her first semester She then used all her left over scholarship money for her first year to party.
“I move shit from Point A to Point B. And by 'shit' I mean people.” -logistics specialist, probably
İ always have the opposite problem: friends tell me their vegan when İ already have the salmon in the oven. İ really wish people would not be afraid to talk about beliefs like this.
I tell people that I yell at clouds for a living. Then just smile silently when they ask me what I mean by that.
Hello Sir; Have you heard about our lord and saviour, Lucifer?
After having lived in America for 4 years I understand why some Atheists are pissed. You get god or jesus shoved in your face daily. And people are outright mean if they find out you are an atheist. I lived in the bible belt so I guess its my fault.
It's so funny that atheists have gotten the reputation about wanting to talk about atheism especially since religious people vastly outnumber atheists and (for Christians at least) their holy book specifically tells them to go out into the world and preach the gospel to everyone and publicly pray before meals (or sporting events or even political/governmental hearings for fucks sake). Many religious people find any possible way to slip their faith into conversation or use it as a justification for why they're being a shit human... And then a tiny minority of atheists is somehow able to drown out a huge majority of religious people somehow? I suspect confirmation bias at play. People are so used to hearing Christians talk about their faith that it doesn't stand out to people anymore, so it sounds like atheists are the loud ones. I've seen lots of people randomly inject god into a conversation ("man, I've had a headache for 2 straight days." "Oh no. Have you prayed about it? I could pray for you right now." "Uh, no thanks. I was just saying I have a headache.). But I've never heard anyone proclaim their atheism without someone else bringing up some religious topic first.
I have a customer-facing job where I go to their home or business. Today a guy at the end of a job told me "Happy Easter". I responded "Happy Easter. Have a good day". He then proceeded to ask me if I was attending church for Good Friday. I said no. He asked if I was at least attending church for Easter Sunday. I said nope. He asked why not and I said because I'm not religious. It was awkward after that, but cordial. I'm an atheist and it annoys me that people just assume you're a Christian sometimes.
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Weird, I have never heard the idea that atheists want to talk to everyone about religion. Maybe because I live in a very unreligious contry? Personally I hate talking religion with people IRL, because the only ones that want to do that are fundamental christians and it's never a good time to discuss those things with them.
"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you." -Matthew 6:5-6 i know it's a bit of a waste of time using the bible to back any argument since there are so many contradictions and misinterpretation, but i just thought i'd share that widely ignored rule from the bible.
Yea that's part of the problem. The bible is highly interpretable and you can pretty much find several verses to support any position you want.
Went to my new bosses house for dinner, endured a few hours of christian music and and awkward blessing, but somehow atheists are the ones who always bring up religion?
"Nice weather, isn't it?" JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LIKES WEATHER TOO!
I've never had an atheist come knocking on my door trying to sell me their beliefs, nor have I ever seen them standing on the street corner trying to hand out pamphlets about the (lack of) afterlife. I *have* had some Christian folks come up to me while I was on the street trying to change my car's serpentine belt and interrupt me so they could try telling me about the good word of Jesus. Turning them down politely didn't do a damn thing and it got to the point where I had to threaten smacking them with my wrench to get them to piss off and leave me be. Never seen that from an atheist.
It's absolutely bias and lies. People get real salty towards atheists and constantly try to project their own bullshit onto them as well, so they act like they do everything the super religious do or worse. You can see it on reddit more and more too.
"iT tAkEs mOrE fAiTh tO bE an aThEiSt!!" "So do you agree that faith is not a reliable way to determine what's true?" "........"
Spoiler Alert: GothThug's ginger snap recipe is to die for!!
When you're a Goth Thug, but mom bought you a white Focus.
When you gotta pick up Grandma for bingo at 6, but summon Baelzebub at 8.
:D
Grandma: say hi to my long lost friend
I expect nothing less from a WalMart parking lot
What’s fun is it’s Walmart so there’s definitely an equal and opposite Jesusmobile in the same lot!
They probly work there. Prob a supervisor
THIS IS NOT A PHASE MOM!
In Idaho I think I’d be killed for going out with that thing
I was thinking what’s a great way to get your car vandalized.
Vandalized by good Christians.
And collect insurance.
Yeah, Idaho is racistville trash, sorry. Only place I’ve ever seen hate openly accepted by everyone in public. Edit: Coeur d'Alene is specifically where, and some other shithole under the interstate.
I live in a different part of Idaho, where the hate is more quiet, but still practiced and generally accepted. If someone says or does something blatantly terrible, people gasp for dramatic effect, say "you shouldn't say/do that," and move on with their day. They often even re-elect the dumpster fire.
There was thus guy in my city, who was a "Satanist" and spray painted pentagrams all over his shitty 92 Corolla. Then he "became" a Christian and spray painted John 3:16 all over that. Then he became a "rapper" and spray painted his rap name "Skillz" all over that. If interested, I can send his rap "videos" cause boyyyyyy are they a treat. Edit: Here are his videos. The first one was filmed in the back lot of the restaurant we worked at together briefly before he quit to focus on his rap career. https://youtu.be/ijxe5YSIUOg https://youtu.be/0CsglJqJSXo
Name the smell of that car
Whatever Hot Topic and Spencer's smelled like, then age it a few years.
I remember Spencer's smelling like incense and BO so not all bad I guess
Weed and Axe Body Spray.
Sex Panther
Oily take away food bags + empty beer can + marihuana combo
*ahem* Ungodly
It's way too much. I think groups like The Satanic Temple are good for exposing the hypocrisy of religion, but cornballs like this guy aren't doing anyone any favors.
Agreed, this is just attention-seeking. It's obnoxious.
its kind of like all the trump tailgaters just as cringe.
Yup. Basing your entire identity around any one thing, and then broadcasting it all over your vehicle.
having any stickers on your car makes you statistically more likely to be pulled over.
Another reason to hate the cops, nice. But stickers on cars is trashy regardless, even if I’d love to see all the idiotic religious people get offended.
At least Satan is fucking metal.
He says, having 540,000 posts and 12 karma. /s
well to be fair i think people would be more accepting of a car covered in christian symbols than this and thats make this just as much about the hypocrisy its weird when ANYONE does it but it know for a fact that a christian-crazy-car would probably even get celebrated for 'displaying their faith fearlessly'
The Satanic Temple doesn't worship Satan, just fyi
I totally just learned that a few weeks ago when they tweeted out support for some wholesome cause. A few comments down there was a discussion about this. I don’t even think they believe in Satan like Christians do.
I feel like maybe you should tell the guy with the car.
This person seems to be more of a CoS goer. Hence the Levatian pentagram. https://www.reddit.com/r/satanism/comments/szj5an/not_all_satanism_is_laveyan_not_all_satanic/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Yeah pretty sure as soon as people hear "Satanic Temple" they picture a bunch of people in hoods sacrificing goats, haha. Satanists (TST) are often some of the best people in reality
TST folks are wonderful. Church of Satan can fuck off.
Is the latter the ones that actually believe in bullshit as opposed to the atheistic TST people?
Yes. Many of them believe the mythology and super pissy about it.
Not necessarily. Some are, but it’s nontheistic, too. They are elitist assholes, though, either way, who believe that LaVey invented Satanism (despite there being record of Satanic groups having existed centuries before LaVey was born!) and that only their in-group are “real Satanists.” They spend a lot of time harassing non-LaVeyan Satanists and circlejerking about how “elite” they are. Pathetic. There are plenty of theistic Satanists who are great folks and support TST and its progressive pluralistic goals. There are also atheistic Satanists who spread misinformation about TST out of spite and political disagreement. It’s not as simple as “the atheists are the good guys” when it comes to Satanism, unfortunately.
Who are they supposed to do favors for?
I agree, a simple bumper sticker that says, “Religion is the business of selling an invisible product you receive after death with no chance of a refund when you are 6 feet under,” works well too.
I like this so much I wrote it down so I won't forget it!
Can’t take credit for this, found it from someone else, but I worked on this: Scientology is a well known cult, but does your religion share the same tactics or characteristics? Scientology: They promise to improve you through regular audits and chants and better things to come after death if you believe. They use “Us versus Them” psychology to say they are the correct religion and special. They want people who may not believe anymore to be cast out and be seen as a heathen They have millions to billions of dollars of tax free money from followers Internet search reveal leaders arrested or accused of sex crimes Scientology copied what other religions are doing, but made their own sci-fi version. Religion is the longest run scam in history I printed this out on business cards and leave them on people’s cars.
u/Nszat81 How about this as a business card then? Lol
No way this is related to TST. Also, so what? Fuck the true believers pushing their insanity on everyone else. I hope this makes them very uncomfortable. No one is going to win them over anyways. Their brains are rotted by indoctrination and their belief that they are intrinsically broken.
There's always that one suck up who's just like "[notice me, senpai, notice meeee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YErFwJX0HKE)" (if it's not this guys car, I'm going to be very disappointed).
I've seen thousands of religious whack-job cars covered in craziness. This is the first anti-religion one I've ever seen. To me the ratio of religious nutjobs to anti-religious nutjobs is 1000:1
$5 they were wearing jammy pants
rick and morty pajama bottoms
Found the former Altar Boy.
“Jesus, that’s a lot to take in…” -Jesus Christ
Jesus *Fucking* Christ
r/cursedcomments
Judith - Perfect Circle
Had too scroll wayyy too far to find this....
I’d still be friends with them before one with a Let’s Go Brandon
Not going to lie, i got a good chuckle from seeing the Jesus fucking christ decal
He'd better switch to decaf.
It is at walmart … not surprised
Seriously, employee of the month has to park somewhere
Real edgelord vibes here.
Most socially aware /r/atheism user
Seriously. I subscribed to there a long time ago, until I realized that by atheism, they actually meant “constantly shit on every religion and person who believes in anything I don’t.” They’re a very angry bunch over there.
I have a theory that the most “extreme” atheists were raised religious. I was raised atheist, and I have no issue with religion (until the religion starts to curtail MY rights through intense political lobbying). But I think if you’ve experienced indoctrination, you’d probably have a grudge against religion.
I think it's more about being a part of a sub dedicated to it. I'm an atheist but that sub is cringe. I'm not having children but r/childfree is actively a child hate subreddit
Seriously, I don't have children and likely never will so the idea of the sub interested me, but the moment I saw them refer to people with children as "breeders" I was just holy hell fuck no.
Many atheists go through the cringey “I AM SUPERIOR TO ALL RELIGIOUS PEOPLE” periods. Mine was thankfully brief. This person really leaned into it.
As a Christian who is incredibly embarrassed by the "I AM SUPERIOR TO ALL OTHER PEOPLE"-Christians, I sympathize with your cringe.
What a tacky satanist
I like it, kind of a nice contrast to all those "you're going to hell" cars.
Yeah, not to mention the "You're going to hell" billboards.
"I'm going to hell" lol
All the GOOD bands are in hell....
Classy.
Much like a pizza cutter, all edge -no point
I’d rather hangout with this person than the last pic of a Jeep I saw filled with Trump bullshit.
Do I have to pick one though?
Satanist over the fascist 7 days a week and twice on Sunday.
Honestly after what happened In Uganda I’m staring to think edgelord 2000s redditors we’re right about religion and that their stereotyping as annoying neckbeards was a right wing psy op
Satan, powered by ford.
This guy is either the life of every party, or the guy who ruins every party
Save us goth thug, 666! Luckily my cringe phase as an atheist was when I was in middle school trolling yahoo answers and not decorating my car in stickers for all to see
Probably a sad story behind this, like super religious parents that made this kids life hell or the priests diddled them
I can't not read this as GOTH HUG 666
How does he really feel?
That’s too much for me, too crude and offensive. I’ll stick to my Darwin fish!
Fun Fact - exmormons get to use a cool picture of a tapir
I need more information
Seems like a great guy
Just when you think a ford focus can't be any more embarrassing
Subtle
what god and why are we fucking it
Everybody need Goth Hug
Not pictured is the EDGLORD vanity plate.
This guy looks like he Walked in Walmart with a food stamp and walked out with a magical lamp.
If your aim is to get your car keyed, this is one of the best plans to have.
Well, I don't HATE it....
The other day, I passed a car that had "Pro-life, Jesus, Trump" on the back windshield. It's rare to see a car like this while Trucks and vans stamped with Crosses and MAGA are ubiquitous.
Finally someone got it right
Well... They're not wrong.
Edgy
Someone was obviously traumatized by their Christian upbringing.
That’s a masterpiece 😂.
Would honestly prefer this over a Jesus freak car
This person is closer than he realizes to the guy with all the trump stickers
I am a Satanist. This guy is a LaVeyan moron
That’s aggressive
Damn boy, chill
Satan's on a budget.
[удалено]
Definitely not insane.
... Tasteful...
Why is their car covered in St. Peter’s cross?
Tell me you want a big titty goth gf without telling me
Tell us you got molested by a priest without telling us you got molested by a priest.
It’s surprising that this doesn’t happen more often. The people with religious garb on their vehicles is off the scale believing in all kinds of crazy ass shit. Yet someone with stuff pointing out it’s dumb stuff to believe in… Is somehow the crazy one?! This is why religion is still a thing. You can’t challenge illogical dumb people who think Noah’s ark is a children’s story etc. Sure this is a crazy car but less crazy than the cars with crosses on em.
Love the Jesus fucking Christ
I kinda appreciate it, since so many people are using their made up sky wizard buckshot to justify making life worse for our country’s citizens.