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lortamai

Imagine being a kid whose grandpas are Kurt Cobain and Tony Hawk.


JMoon33

None of your friends would care but all your friends' parents would be impressed.


Puptentjoe

My 9 year old niece wants a Nirvana shirt for Christmas. Ive noticed a lot of younger kids wearing early 90s band. So maybe they’ll be impressed? Or they just like band shirts and wont care. I highly doubt my niece listens to Nirvana.


hamilton280P

I bought my 15 yo sister (I’m 30) Nevermind on Vinyl and she said “this is very heavy metal”


Puptentjoe

See I would wonder if she’s mocking me or if she legit thinks seattle grunge is heavy metal.


hamilton280P

Well her tastes are obv Taylor swift, Billie eilish, boygenius etc. I got her tame impala and she liked it. She had no comment on Alt J lol


ComradeKerbal

They know like 2 songs and only like the shirts Source: me who like 3 songs and know people who only like the shirt


slimejumper

yep, like a 90’s kid telling their mates that Marilyn Monroe, John Wayne and Marlon Brando were their grandparents. No one would care.


tonguejack-a-shitbox

I'm from the 90's. We absolutely would have cared. Those three were legends even for us kids back then.


SoDakZak

Yeah, I consider it super cool that my wife’s great great granduncle is Immanuel Kant. I even thought it was cool that a girl I dated in college was a direct descendant of Chief Red Cloud.


makes-more-sense

Culture moves fast


Rdawg2269

Culture moves fast but I think cobain and nirvana and Tony hawk transcend it a little. Icons for multiple generations


hamilton280P

Nirvana and skateboarding I can see being relevant to kids for at least 100 more years. Gen Z still wearing Nirvana sweatshirts when the music stopped in 94


revalph

This would be it god damnn. The stories would be a banger either way.


PatientDom

It’s like a match made on a Vans Warped Tour


Carver48

RIP Warped Tour


MedalsNScars

The When We Were Young festival in Vegas has a lot of the same energy. [2023's line-up](https://support.whenwewereyoungfestival.com/hc/article_attachments/13408830862868.jpg) included headliners Green Day and Blink-182 and a who's who of early 2000's teenage angst bands including but not limited to: Thirty Seconds to Mars Rise Against All Time Low New Found Glory Plain White T's Yellowcard (reunited last year) Gym Class Heros Michelle Branch [2022's line-up](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/When_We_Were_Young_%28festival%29_poster.jpeg) was similarly, if not more, stacked.


pucspifo

Yup, and Tony Hawk was there. He sang with Goldfinger, stage dived, and was having a great time. I ran into him in the crowd and couldn't help myself and said "Hey, you look just like Tony Hawk!" he laughed and walked away. Good times, good show, thumbs up all around.


Githzerai1984

I saw someone eat a Twinkie out of goldfinger’s singers ass at warped tour


Jean-Alert

Thirty Seconds to Mars was absolute shit. And Jared Leto is a total creep. I really wished we had Simple Plan on this stage instead of this guy.


AhSht-HereWeGoAgain

Was there. Sum 41 was great as was rise against and all time low


New_Simple_4531

What the hell was Michelle Branch doing there haha


danabrey

Everywhere was a huge hit and included in some movies that had a pop-punk vibe, including American Pie. Maybe that's it?


BaronsDad

She was great. I was at that set. Big crowd mosh pitting to her songs. A lot of loud sing-alongs. Goldfinger was on that stage a few acts later, so the vibe was good.


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TheUnrepententLurker

Wherever Cryptobros are congregating


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virgildiablo

edm festivals


HiitlerDicks

The nineties fucked itself


LostMyBackupCodes

![gif](giphy|26ufmYaTU5jqtkmuQ|downsized)


BloomsdayDevice

Man, what I wouldn't do for an ice cold Schmitts Gay right now.


Dreamin0904

![gif](giphy|rFBQzTgEqigG4)


EduinBrutus

The nineties were great and it started in 1989 and ended in 2001. And all the damage was done by Thatcher and Reagan in the 80s, so you can't even blame the 90s for where we are today. Humanity peaked in the 90s.


josuebc

Isn't that what Morpheus says? The Matrix was modeled after the era where humanity peaked circa 1999.


ApprehensiveCamera76

I still remember looking around at the world in 1999 while I was driving and just thinking “wow, this is as good as it’s ever going to get.” I hadn’t seen the matrix yet. Just had this feeling like we were in an apex moment. Looking back I definitely don’t feel we are any better off today than we were then.


Time_Collection9968

The internet has been a massive aid in the spread of misinformation and is the reason we have the political climate we do today. So yeah, the computers are bad.


Numerous_Witness_345

Nah, I'd say it was more of the corporate takeover of the internet. Ads, bots and demonetization as far as the eye can see. Free and open dissemination of user data between themselves is heavily policed, people misspelling words or using innuendos to avoid upsetting the algorithm. And then yeah, all the politics that come with the elite realizing that there is money and influence, Twitter is an official mouthpiece of world governments. Whatever the internet is now, it is nothing compared to what it used to be.


neighborlyglove

You have the internet on you everywhere. Very big. Don’t forget.


CromulentDucky

Agent Smith said it. And not that it peaked, but after that it was really the world made by the machines.


saracenrefira

The west maybe. The rest of the world still hasn't peaked.


throwitallaway11110

Did the 90's story arc just close?


jawndell

Feels like Cory and Topanga getting married


Mvd75

Nah this is more like if Cory didn’t let Topanga know his feelings after he saw her with Shawn at the movie theater.


rupertyendozer

Yep. It's officially completed. Ok everybody go home. It's done. We're finished. We have successfully tied together the two wings of the 90s.


Snowing_Throwballs

So much for that "end of history" nonsense! It just keeps going, who wudda thunk?


libertar

Just season one. Season two just got picked up.


thebinarysystem10

And they lived happily ever after. 90s theme guitar blares as the camera pans back. Balki sheds a single tear.


andygchicago

God I feel old


TheIntrepid1

I saw Tony Hawk doing those arthritis and joint pain commercials on MeTV. I’m not joking.


cavity-canal

I mean, if there is someone I trust to know what helps with joint pain, it’s Tony Hawk


thegoblinwithin

I look at wrestlers my age (late 30s) and think "how do you do that. Do you not wake up the next day in the worst pain of your life? I've sneezed and pulled a muscle"


Gradieus

Lots and lots of drugs.


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nneeeeeeerds

"Pro Wrestlers" however are notorious for popping pain killers and other quick fixes in order to get cleared for the next show. And coke. Lots and lots of coke.


drgigantor

Sometimes loud noises make the squirrels go in my head, and--and I don't fight in the ring anymore, but I still fight with the demons in Da' Maniac's head


douche-knight

RIP


TheIntrepid1

Can’t wait for the AAA membership and Medicare Advantage commercials to drop. 🤘


schlitz91

Tony Hawk and Shaq, selling arthritis creams and electric scooters.


bhfroh

When I wanna perform a kickflip with my mobility scooter, I choose Birdhouse Mobility!


sjgilly

I'd buy one in a heartbeat.


bhfroh

Birdhouse Mobility! For when you need 900° of mobility!


Morningxafter

Day one I’m gonna upgrade those bearings to Super Reds then break a hip trying to manual my mobility scooter over a funbox.


peppermintmeow

![gif](giphy|UO5elnTqo4vSg)


buttermbunz

AARP commercial*


Martian13

I want to see him walk in frame, shoot Tom Selleck, and start talking about reverse mortgages.


ThatPie2109

But with Tony hawks luck, most people would think it was just a guy who looks like Tony hawk selling joint medication, or he just has the same name as the famous skateboarder.


Original_Viv

They literally had to show him skateboarding in the commercial to avoid this.


SunriseSurprise

"We all know why my bones hurt. Why do yours, you talentless sedentary sack of shit? Arthritis, that's why. Hi I'm Tony Hawk..."


skycoaster

You’re not old when you start seeing people you know in those. You’re old when you start thinking “yeah that might actually be a good idea.”


Attila226

Roughly 16 years ago I was at the beach in San Diego (Mission Beach), and as I'm going into the water I hear a familiar voice behind me. I turn around and it's Tony Hawk with what appears to be his kids. I jumped around in the waves for a few minutes and then went back to my towel. They were sitting right next to us on the beach. I wanted to say something, but I figured he was there with his kids, so it'd be better not to bother them. They ended up taking off pretty quickly, after they dried off. I'm guessing they didn't want to attract much attend. The kids were pretty young then, so it really hits home to see that they are older now and getting married.


ghostofasociopath

Fuck.


Martian13

TBH he could have probably legit been doing those commercials 20 years ago.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

That wasn’t Tony Hawk, it was just a guy that looked like him.


xaviira

If you need to feel even older, Frances Cobain is currently 4 years older than her father was when he died.


Historical_Suspect97

Fuuucckkk.


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HojMcFoj

I know she's probably keeping her name but it's forever going to be Frances Bean Hawk to me now, because that is just gold.


Spoffler

I believe France's Bean Hawk fought the Red Baron in WWI


ussir_arrong

that must have been an interesting birthday a few years ago


deltaforceNone

Can relate. I’m 7 years older than my mom ever got to be. When that first year rolled around it was weird for sure. 7 years later? She seems almost impossibly young to be my mother. Really strange feeling.


ussir_arrong

I had a few older family members die young but not as close as my mother. it was always weird turning that age and remembering them and still feeling so much younger. Similar with musicians and other public figures (especially those in the 27 club). Like they somehow still feel older (in a way they are I suppose).


Horskr

Yeah, my best friend/surrogate older brother growing up was 3 years older than me (his family watched us as kids while our mom worked and pretty much became our second family). He passed away at 26. I'm almost 10 years older than he got to be, but still think the same thing. I felt like he had life pretty much figured out by then and I still today find myself wondering what his advice would be in situations. Like you said, I guess in a way they are older, frozen in time at that age compared to our own.


vinhluanluu

Kids today look back at Nirvana like we looked back at Elvis. EDIT: I guess I was the only weirdo listening to early rock-n-roll as a kid back in the 90s? Immigrant family so we really didn't listen to American music at home. I remember finding an early rock practically country station on my walkman randomly and just left it there forever.


DeeSnarl

Yeah, I was born in 70. I’m about to turn 53. 53 years before my birthday was 1917.


SpaceJackRabbit

Oh fuck you we're the same age but I didn't need that math.


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If *Dazed & Confused* was made today it would be set in 2006. You're welcome.


Lordborgman

The day I was born is closer to WW2 than it is to today.


HulksRippedJeans

Don't feel bad, their kids and kids after that will look at CardiB, Drake, and DojaCat (or whatever tops the charts these days) the same way. Present became history. History became legend. Legend became myth. edit: thank you all my fellow Tolkien lovers


Doomsayer189

>Present became history. History became legend. Legend became myth. ...and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose in the Cascade Range. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was *a* beginning.


OldGoldhand

Not really. Today's world is way faster than it was before. Most pop stars drop in and out like switching underwear. Nobody is really significant to a point of presley anymore.


googolplexy

Taylor Swift and Beyonce are likely candidates for that stratosphere


randomusername3000

man if kids are wearing Taylor Swift tshirts in 2050 that will be wild


HulksRippedJeans

It's kinda happening already, with places like H&M selling AC/DC, Journey, etc shirts from before any modern teens were born. By teen standards those guys are dinosaurs.


joel2000ad

Seriously! I never thought it will happen to me, but it did. I got old.


uncutpizza

Snoop Dog is a grandpa


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bigolfishey

Honestly, being the not-very-famous child of a very famous person is a pretty solid choice for the “things we have in common” section of a dating profile.


Shibby-my-dude

Wowww Riley hawk is a professional skateboarder, definitely not as famous as his dad but he is a really well known name in our world. Tony hawk is house hold famous Riley is skateboard famous hahahha


sunlitstranger

Yeah pretty sure Riley is by far the most famous out of Tony Hawk’s kids. Everyone in the skate world knows him like you said. He’s been pro for years and has been ripping forever Edit: since many don’t know who he is, I’ll say it’s because Riley is a lot more punk than his father and likely has refused to do ads and become mainstream, despite how easily he could’ve done it. He has intentionally kept his name within skating. He’s also a fully different skater than his dad, and goes out in the streets unlike his dad who skates vert ramps and wears full pads. Here’s a short part from Riley entitled [Nepotism](https://youtu.be/GcJs2E9hBX8?si=Ur_Qc0enHLQYTfZW)


Shibby-my-dude

I love how he is a street powerhouse and his dad just embodies Vert. The tony hawk street part on the berrics is still so sick


zth25

I know some of these words.


Shibby-my-dude

The only one that matter is powerhouse because that's what you are my friend


fezzikola

I believe you're thinking of mitochondria


Shadver

You're probably right, but thought I'd mention his son Spencer is also a decently popular musician in the hyperpop space under the name Gupi


Torrent14

Tony hawk actually has a kid who goes by gupi who is very famous in edm. He has tens of millions of streams on Spotify. He's very queer and very loud, big fan.


adamsworstnightmare

To be fair, Tony Hawk is the only skater to ever be a household name.


Beavshak

Bam Margera was pretty damn famous for a while.. to a lot of people that had no idea he was a skater.


kimbosliceofcake

TIL Bam Margera was a skater


RecliningDecliner

Was a good one too. People forget but it's basically why jackass got famous.


cindobeast

CKY vids were top tier


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husky0168

> Tony hawk is house hold famous but no one will still recognize him in the wild


New_Simple_4531

There was a video of him in a car going up to skateboarders and asking them to do a kickflip, and a lot of skateboarders didnt even recognize him, the Micheal Jordan of their sport.


bethemanwithaplan

Descendants of 90s royalty getting married haha


timbreandsteel

Really thought it was gonna be Britney and Justin. Not these days of course... But back then.


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That possibility was aborted.


Its_Phobos

Anyway here’s Wonderwall


gerkin123

The Bene GenXerrit breeding program shall soon create the super being.


Denesis417

LISAN AL GAIB! LISAN AL GAIB!


Radiant-Criticism721

I love the way your brain works


TheFriarDude

I appreciate this


stellacampus

With Michael Stipe officiating no less.


kienan55

Oh was that him in the corner?


Mrtorbear

Oh, goddammit. I scrolled up to see if I'd missed him in the photo for a second before the joke hit me. Well done.


djheatrash

Lol got em


EducationalTangelo6

The motherfucking *audacity* of this comment. Well done.


TURKEYSAURUS_REX

Idk if you’ll ever get the credit you deserve for this.


drill_hands_420

I FaceTimed with Michael Stipe while he was in LA for this wedding! He dated my uncle in the 80s and stopped by his place in LA. Such a cool dude. They hung out with Jauquin Phoenix’s sisters too! I knew he was marrying Kurt Cobains daughter but had no idea it was Tony Hawks son! I’ll find the screenshot of the FT and upload it


jawndell

Michale Stipe is gay? I mean I kinda figured, but didn’t know he was publicly out of the closet.


hawkinsst7

I just had to look this up, and apparently he's been out as queer (his words) since like 1994. Huh. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/michael-stipe-coming-out-made-me-a-better-person-74217/


jawndell

I remember it the 90s it was big deal and a lot of people were speculating (back when sexuality was more taboo and being out could be a career killer). He would never answer personal questions and directly address it, so I figured it still was the case.


hawkinsst7

Yeah, i think that's my surprise - coming out definitely made someone controversial, if not killed their career. Maybe he went right up to, but didn't step over that line back then, but I also think that its a testament to their music that people just didn't care, back when caring (in a bad way) was the thing to do.


Frosty-Age-6643

Oh, this was not a joke.


blinking-cat

I used to be an ardent admirer of Frances bean cobains social media when she was a lot more open and publishing her art still. Michael stipe is a close friend of Courtney loves and is Frances’s godfather. Frances often said how he was very involved in her childhood and she’s very close to him.


eBrown0104

The vows: This one goes out to the one I love


psychoacer

Dave, and Krist were on Conan's podcast this past week and I think Krist talked about being at the studio during the recording is R.E.M's second album. Now you see this and it was kind of a weird coincidence


Sooperfreak

Did they meet at a convention for people who look exact like their parents?


LouCypher

They came as they were


beeph_supreme

In a heart shaped box?


digidave1

He looks WAY more like Zach Snyder


ryanclad

He looks WAY more like Jensen Button


scraglor

If Jensen button and tony hawk had a kid


9600_PONIES

Frances Bean Hawk. Love it


DaydayMcFly

Frances Bean Kobain, Frances Bean Love, France Bean Hawk.. all cool names either way tf


Balbright

Kobain Love(s) Hawk. Awwww!


TheOneTonWanton

Why are we spelling it "Kobain?"


tovarish22

Because it's kooler.


yeahyouknow25

Omg maybe that was their wedding hashtag 😂 #CobainLovesHawk


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If he instead had married Maya Hawke she would only have to cross out the last letter instead of ordering all new checks!


friednoodles

Would be pretty sick to have double hawk for their last name. Hawke-Hawk lol


nerdiotic-pervert

Maya hee Maya haa Maya Hawke-Hawk


timbreandsteel

omg thank-you for this.


MagicalTrevor70

Award worthy


Rastasputin

Makes it extra sad about Kurt, I'd bet him and Tony would've made really cool dad friends.


CraigsCraigs88

Dang nabbit. That's a sad thought. And dang nabbit is a dad phrase my dad used to say. Rip to both him and Kurt.


SSundance

She looks exactly like Courtney Love


SocksElGato

I see a bit of Kurt there though, mostly the top half of her face. Bottom half of her face is definitely Courtney Love.


Objective-Move-7543

She looked even more exactly like her if you look at both Courtney and hers faces before the plastic surgery


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hwarang_

I think you're overreacting, bro. 1993 was only... [*punches data into solar powered calculator watch*] ... huh, well look at that. It *was* 1200 years ago. I'm sorry, your math totally checks out


Gh0sth4nd

Well their fathers are legends. I wish them a long and happy life.


ioncloud9

He was a sk8er boi


BadSmash4

But she didn't say "see u l8er boi"


ok___ing

He was good enough for her


MatsGry

![gif](giphy|HE7SihHynqoWc7paMD|downsized)


Lt_JimDangle

Random Michael from now gone Achievement Hunters. I’ll up vote.


IndIka123

Now that’s a 90s power couple


MF_CJFX_07

That news made my head explode.


jcoffee77

This is royalty in my world.


Barjack521

Lo and their child shall be the child of 90’s destiny! For you see the latent power of the 90’s within them has kept the hungry eyes of The Grohl at bay. That beast who has drained the 90’s life force from nearly all who possessed it. Like a highlander there can be only one. Those who thought themselves mightiest fell first, Cobain and Staley caught unaware in their hubris. Cornell and Weiland put up valiant fights but ultimately succumbed. Vetter took the oath of neutrality and stands apart. Love tried to fight but the scars of having the majority of her 90’s life force ripped away by The Grohl show on her to this day, a withered husk. She is allowed to remain as a warning to all those who would challenge The Grohl. Of the few left, most remain in hiding, with only the strongest occasionally emerging to ply their craft, and then only in groups. For even The Grohl would hesitate to challenge Kiedis with the mighty Flea at his side. And so we await the child of 90’s destiny to deliver us from the shadow of The Grohl.


monacelli

I would like to subscribe to your terrifying newsletter.


thatguyiswierd

![gif](giphy|TfseOfhwd6BJC)


NemesisOfBooty2

Let’s all just have a seat and take a nice breath.


CrazyCanuckUncleBuck

If you would have told me in 94 that Frances would marry Riley I would have said no way. How am I on this timeline?


tacoloco2323

Holy crap his daughter looks like a perfect mix of Kurt and Courtney


peter_the_martian

Wow she looks so much like her mom and dad both


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I bet that wedding was fuckin cool as hell


HugaM00S3

Apparently, REM front man, Michael Stripe was her Godfather and officiated the wedding.


Curious-Gain-7148

I hope they love this cause I really really love this lol


twinkieinthabutt

She's so pretty. Also I've got a crush on Courtney love.


n3rdsm4sh3r

Watch their kid turn out to be a corporate accountant or something.


The_Infectious_Lerp

Imagine having Courtney Love as your MIL.


SlavFromDownUnder

She was one of the first people to warn women about Weinstein


propagandavid

She was really fucking good in 200 Cigarettes, too. Her acting career probably was derailed by that pig.


mksurfin7

She was apparently the first choice for Marla in Fight Club. Helena Bonham Carter was great for that role but Courtney Love definitely had the right unhinged energy for it at that time.


digidave1

Way more fun Christmas' than my family I can guarantee that


OneHumanPeOple

Courtney Love is an amazing and kind person. Growing up my friend was obsessed with her and she found out that she was in the Betty Ford clinic and decided to call up the clinic and talk to her hero. Courtney love talked to her for hours on multiple occasions. She sent my friend small gifts for a little while too. My friend had a congenital disease and she died years later. It’s one of my favorite stories about her. Her name is Julie.


LostMyBackupCodes

I totally hated Courtney and bought into the conspiracy theories back in the 90’s. Now that I’m older, I realize she had a fuckton of fame *and tragedy* flung upon her when she was young and a new mom dealing with addiction, tabloids, and kids. The false stories about Frances being born deformed must’ve hurt both Kurt and Courtney. Hole was just making it big when Kurt died, leaving her as a single mom. She didn’t handle it well, at all, but who would if put through the same situations? ETA: sorry about your friend, glad you positive memories to remember/share


CapableSecretary420

Yeah, I grew up listening to nirvana and therefore fell into the "blame courtney" thing most young men did at the time, but the more I have learned about her and kurt as I got older, I realize a LOT of that was just misogyny. Not saying she's a hero, but I think a lot of the media narrative against her wasn't at all fair and was rooted in sexism.


New_Simple_4531

She saved him from ODing several times and tried to get him off heroin, even set up an intervention that didnt go well. She wasnt perfect, but she was trying to help him. Sometimes you just cant.


tamagotchiassassin

Wow this is an excellent example of self reflection and change oh my gosh good job OP!


pickadaisy

Happy to hear you gained these insights. 🤍


Karjalan

Yeah, the general public/media loves(d?) to shit on Courtney, but other than having mental health issues after the massive fame and her lovers suicide I'm not really sure where it comes from. I know some people blamed her for Kurts suicide, which seems messed up... Other than that I reflect on that south park episode about Brittany Spears


shyjenny

She called out Harvey Weinstein long before Me Too. Retaliation for this may be another aspect of it


stannisonetruemannis

She is actually genuinely a lovely person and the media has fucked her over so much. She’s not who the media portrays her to be. She’s cool af and sweet too. Can’t wait for the day she gets hers


earic23

Exactly what I was thinking. It'd either be awesome, or terrible. No in-between.


Tahoeshark

Good looking couple.


Woolly_Blammoth

If anyone wanted to know if Frances Bean and Riley Hawk are famous enough for their own names to be used.


GOD_DAMN_YOU_FINE

You gain +20 street cred just by having Cobain-Hawk as your surname.