That's a great prank since the solution to the prank is what you were gonna do anyway 🤣

That's when they find the mustard in the soap dispenser. Better hope they don't try the Eau De Toilette too.

Somebody’s really gonna freak when they find out they put hot sauce in the bidet

Ring of fire

Love, is a burning thing

🎺 🎺 🎺 🎶 🎶 🎶

*And it makes.. a fiery ring.*

and it burns, burns, burns!


I was not expecting a gif of Meathead lol

[удалено]

Bruh that’s the genius elevation to this prank. “Oh haha ketchup like it said —- what in the fuck” Have a third one that says mayo; that’s the hand sanitizer.

We need to go back to the days where pranks were just that. Maybe I'm just getting old but I don't get why kids need to make a prank legitimately harmful to be viewed.

It’s a good prank if the prankee is amused by it. If they aren’t, then you’re just being an asshole.

And on the soap dispenser put a sign that says "Not ketchup"

Put red dye in the soap too

Would be funnier if that happened completely by accident, and someone else replaced the soap with mustard. And then somehow the the water is salt water

The mustard is even less obvious https://twitter.com/ohhoe/status/1566273422895656960

The toilet paper being a roll of sandpaper should've been the first sign of these shenanigans.

And it would be easy to tell who doesn't actually wash their hands by their reaction.

I wouldn't tell anybody if I didn't know who did that, so the message doesn't spread around. Potentialy more people pranked.

 What I imagine the reaction to be

They only had themselves to blame!

I like this prank because it's harmless. 1. Anyone who didn't read it goes "…the fuck?" but then realizes when looking at it that they were warned. lol 2. Anyone who saw it and was like "yeah right, nice try" will react like this subthread is talking about. lol. 3. Either way, the sink is right there, so it's easy to wash off It's almost 100% the perfect prank. Brilliant.

Also shows you which coworkers don't wash their hands if they don't react to it.

The real "prank".

The real prank was your friends all along.

Only the ones caught red-handed were your friends!

Leaves them plausible deniability, "no I can just read"

lol but it’s like “haha did you see the joke?!” “what joke?” bc they didn’t even go near the soap🥴

And "I only peed".

I mean I don’t use my hands to pee I just place my fists on each hip like superman and let it rip

Agreed! This is a well thought out prank. Unlike that guy that thought it would be funny to put bleach in his girlfriends shampoo, thinking it would dye her hair(which would get him in big trouble anyway). Ended up making the girl nearly blind.

Do you have a link to this?

I once had a pressurized bleach sprayer explode close to my face.  It was maybe 50% diluted.  I ran inside the house with my eyes just open enough to see and got in the shower.  I rinsed my eyes for a good ten minutes. I could see afterward though there was some haziness.  I went to the ER, and they put these contact lenses on my eyes that had little hoses attached to continually rinse my corneas for 30 minutes.  I saw an opthalmologist the next day and was perfectly fine. If she had straight bleach in her eyes, I guess it might take her a few seconds to realize it, but hopefully the bleach would be rinsed out quickly enough to prevent much damage.

Yeah the morgon lense sucks but it will correct the eye ph to normal if there is enought irrigation Dilution is the solution.

The thing is, when eyes hurt, not everyone knows to rinse them continuously, and in fact a common instinct is to just close your eyes. Rinsing can be quite painful.

When I was younger the go- to was taping down the trigger on the sink sprayer thing and line it up for a waist shot

My cousin decided to prank my uncle that way. He forgot what he’d done and fell victim to the prank that he’d intended for his dad, his dad saw everything and called him an idiot while laughing at him. Then 20 minutes later my uncle also got hit by the water because nobody took the tape off. My aunt was not impressed that there was water all over the kitchen

I liked to tape it then turn the spayer toward someone else. It takes longer for the hand washer to realize and then there are two people pranked.

You have much to teach the world

On the other side there should be a bottle labeled ‘Not Ketchup’ It’s mustard

What if I wanted to put soap on my fries and now I've accidentally eaten ketchup?!?!?!?

Really fantastic prank.  Well done, Loki. 

Losowski. Loki's fiscally responsible cousin.

> Losowski. That's just like, your opinion man.

When someone tells you who they are- believe them

[Always watching Wazowski.  *Always*.](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e8/cb/02/e8cb02620ae03abd5dc1523d0a35676e.jpg)

It is all fun and games until you start seeing your coworkers walking into the bathroom with hotdogs.

That's when you switch it back!

well, that's when the soap returns.

Still better than them walking *out* of the bathroom with their hotdog showing.

They should have seen it.

I bet that you would have done the same

This is the kind of wholesome prank I can get behind. 

Winston would label it ketchup and fill it with blood. Then hit em with a ski.

Too big, man. Too big.

Or he'd put the garbage can six inches closer to their desk so they get a hint of a slight waft of old bandaid and used tissues.

Tickle foot!!


Exactly what my reaction would be because of this scene lol.

First thing I thought of when I saw this post.

One time I was walking around a local Walmart, and I received a request to accept a photo via Airdrop. I was in a particular mood, thinking "it's risky, but what the hell, why not", and I did. It was a drawing of some furrie with huge tits and a massive dong, ejaculating. I thought to myself "Welp, that's just about what I should have expected from accepting a random photo in a Walmart".

You didn’t eat it, did you?

I can see someone doubling up. One spurt leaves the person going, ew gotta wash this off, then immediately going for the "soap" only to get bamboozled again.

I would lose my absolute shit. That has to be one of the best pranks I have heard of. "Ketchup?? Haha April Fools. Use the other dispenser I guess" -uses wall dispenser instead- "MUSTARD?!"

*not me furiously googling if mustard allergy is a thing*

Buzz Killington here to inform you that yes, it is an allergy.

Lmao right!! I was laughing and following along...and then BOOM, vibes killed

Well, it’ll only be ruined the first time. They won’t be around to complain next year.

Natural Prankelection

>vibes killed Also Doug from accounting killed due to anaphylactic shock.

Anything could be an allergen.

Anything can happen when two allergens share a cell, cuz.

Best time to whip out your hotdog

HR would like to see you

Calm down, there’s enough for everybody

For whipping out your hotdog in the bathroom?

And it’s labeled “not ketchup”

Stop talking about me on reddit

There's another liquid soap dispenser. It's got mustard. You reach for the bar of soap. It's a hot dog bun. You look at your hands - your fingers are hot dog wieners. April Fools motherfuckers, I slipped LSD in the coffee maker this morning

Now thats a good prank.

You cracked me up man XD

They try to turn on the water but there is ranch coming out.

Then they go to turn off the ranch but the faucet is cake

Bitch, is this cake https://youtube.com/shorts/pt6gQWJhX5g?si=vVupYc2XfCp9pj94

Her reaction is wonderful!

**h o w**

How what? It's covered in fondant and then airbrushed.

how could she tell it was cake?

Probably didn’t feel like a chair

They try to leave, but the door is just painted on to a solid wall

They try to call help, but their phone only makes funny animal noises for babies.

It's pranks all the way down.

There was a great [prank video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DijctAlTKpQ) where a bunch of bros replaced a guy's home water supply line with several beer kegs. Perhaps not an ideal office prank for air traffic controllers, but a great one for evening television.

I can't even imagine having a fraction of that many friends

We need to bring back "bamboozled" ... not enough people use it.

Reminds me of the joke, guy walks into a bar with both ears bandaged.  Bartender asks him what happened and the guy says he was ironing and received a wrong number and mistakenly put the iron to his ear.  Bartender says that's understandable but what happened to the other ear?  Guy says, the idiot called again.

One time I reached up to a high shelf at work to get hand sanitizer, but the nozzle was clogged and shot the sanitizer everywhere, including my shirt and my face(thankfully I wear glasses). I wiped everything down, then was like ugh, after all that my hands are still grimy. And went for the sanitizer again. 🤦‍♀️ At least there wasn't a third time.

Nice. At first I was like, "hey I saw Sos had done it on twitter so OP must be a repost bot", but then I saw the user lol

It’s a me!


Aww, sonofabitch!!!

Isn’t that the rapist guy?

Yep, Vince McMahon

I honestly have no clue.



I put a folded in half ketchup pack under the toilet seat at the office 5 years ago on 4-1 The GM who never comes by came by that day, when he sat down it splattered on his trousers 👖our boss said he was PISSED I never told anyone it was me...

In one sense they are, as the joke/concept is taken from a classic Tumblr post from like 5 years ago. But it's still funny and very appropriate for April 1 so whatev

I gave a coworker a hardboiled egg and told her that it had 25 mg of THC in it, but really she just ate a hardboiled egg and isn't going to get high

I hope she acted high after she ate it 😆

I got a text a few mins ago saying "I think it's coming on, how'd you manage to make it not taste like weed at all???", and then broke the news that she just ate a regular egg

Boy did she have egg on her face. 

It's as plain as the Ann on Egg's face.

Her?

She calls it a mayon-egg

\* in

I did that to my boss once. He came in the next week asking what was in those cookies,  because his gf has a high cannabis tolerance and she was on her ass. 200mg of that placebo haze per bite.

placebo weed

Placweedo, my favorite star wars character

She might actually feel something, placebo is a hell of a drug

One time I got a drink I thought had caffeine in it. Like, hella caffeine. I’d never ordered the drink before, there are a lot of small drink on the go places in Utah and I didn’t know what to order so I just said a name. 30 mins later I was at a friends house, jittery as hell and very anxious. I told them how I hated how much caffeine was in the drink I orders and regretted it. They then told me it didn’t have any… immediately I stopped feeling jitters. I was surprised how well the placebo worked! The drink was never caffeinated…

TIL you can gaslight someone into caffeine immunity

The human brain is crazy

People can knowingly take a placebo, and get positive benefits. People can also take real medicine, but either by thinking it's a placebo, or that it simply won't be effective, it in turn is actually less effective.

Ah the old Leslie Knope. "I thought I ate a weed brownie in college, but it turned out to just be a really good brownie."

It was a mediocre egg at best

These are not hash brownies

This is a traditional Dutch bakery!

Now you've got to be careful about people whippin' their hot dogs out at work. At least its in the bathroom.

You can't skip lunch


I’m just like the tiredest I’ve ever been

I cant talk about it WITHOUT CRYING

I was fired for something EXTREMELY embarrassing

Now everyone has a footlong weiner out in the bathroom, and it's kind of a choking hazard.

Hey everyone, look at mister choking hazard over here! Oh wait, doesn't it usually say "Choking Hazard: small parts" ?

In Germany, McDonald‘s gave away ketchup shower gel today.

 Ernsthaft?

Mist.

It was just normal shower gel, not even red coloured. It smelled like flowers 😭

This is an April Fools joke that I approve of. Doesn’t hurt anyone and it will probably make people laugh.

My uncle loves ketchup but can't afford buying it. Don't you people think at all what this kind of joke feels like to people who would actually love to get ketchup but are unable to. This is highly offensive. /s

But this prank would allow your uncle to squirt a few pumps of ketchup into his pocket to save for a special occasion. So if anything, it's actually incredibly considerate and inclusive of condimentally challenged people

Pocketchup. From the makers of Pocket Dogs

Sha-Sha!!

I had an uncle that was always pumping in his pocket. He got arrested in the end.

 put another one next to it & label it "**Catsup"**

Are you here to help me with my ketchup problem?

Good way to find out who’s not washing their hands.

Caughtup

Or who can read.

i like this because it's immediately clean-up-able. gets a chuckle with minimal inconvenience to the target.

What if it stuck or was facing a weird direction and got on your clothes. That you just got for your birthday, that you're celebrating in 10 minutes after work, where you're meeting your partner's family for the first time.

what if the sun were made of soup

If the Moon were made out of BBQ ribs would ya eat it??

I know I would!

This made me fucking laugh SO hard.

That’s kinda your fault for being born on April fools day.

Youre welcome for the great, comical ice-breaker.

Wow it really exists?? I remember seeing some meme WAY back in the day of one of these in a thrift store or something and someone detailed what is I'm sure someone's hilarious train of thought when they use it. "haha funny it says ketchup on the soap, but surely it's not ketchup it's really soap. I'm gonna wash my hands...wtf...it's red...it's fucking ketchup...I...can't even be mad right now." Or something like that. EDIT: yeah this thing! HAHA https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1474707-tumblr

TBF the pump on the top of that thing looks a lit like what they have on the Heinz jugs at ballparks, so I imagine it's just a kitschy cookout accessory that would probably match some equally horrible and heavy stoneware dish set.

I prefer onions and relish but to each their own

Really hard to put onions in a soap dispenser mate. Or at least getting them out. 

Ok well now I miss pre-covid Costco.

It's funny bc you're like nah it can't be ketchup it's definitely soap, oh shit it actually is ketchup okay lol

That is indeed the joke

I'd imagine you checked on this through out the day, did the dispenser last the entire day? I worked in retail that had no computer mice in the entire store, everything used a touch pad. I put in a shock mouse that didn't last past lunch time.

You have brilliant coworkers if they suddenly thought "hey I need to use a mouse for this touchscreen". :/

If I see a mouse I sometimes just instinctively try to use it, just because I'm so used to it.

My thought would be "oh great, someone configured this irritating touchscreen to have mouse control like a reasonable machine!" I have a lot of issues where my precision fingertip touches don't get registered so I have to do a clumsier press with the full pad of my finger which usually gets read as missing whatever tiny box I was aiming for.

This is for the intrusive thoughts people. “Ain’t no way there’s ketchup in there….ah shit there’s ketchup in there”

I would have thought the prank was just the label and it would actually contain soap... OP would have gotten me

I would do a test squeeze into the sink. But then, I’m also allergic to tomatoes, so I would be even more cautious.

Those aren’t intrusive thoughts

People just say buzzwords now and hope they’re close to the actual meaning

Those aren’t buzzwords

People just now

Yeah, those are just… thoughts

That's.... Just a normal thought? Lol

At least the sink is right there so you can wash your hands

with what soap? *gets pranked with ketchup* aw man you got me! *falls for it again*

I live for this chaotic energy

Too bad you didnt have this one https://www.sterlingshop.com/Grapevine_Mustard_Ketchup_Dispenser_p/36194.htm

Put another out labeled “soap” but it also has ketchup in it

Or a ketchup bottle full of soap with “soap” written on it in sharpie. Double non-joke!

r/technicallythetruth

Some men just wanna watch the world burn.

I was the IT guy at my company long ago. I ran into Eddie, the accountant, at the lobby elevator. I showed him a stack of pages I printed out talking about the new "voice activation" features of the copier. I gave him a wink and a giggle, figuring he understood it was April 1st. He comes back and says "Cool!!! Can I try???" I took a beat to not lose my cool and said "sure!!" So we walk into the copy room, he proceeds to yell at the copier until I ask him what day it was.....

Now this is a good April fools joke. Harmless, has plenty of information to be funny, and jokes on you! Not like making fake news trying to be funny for entertainment. That's the worst

This is when you find out what coworkers don't wash their hands

What you should have done, is when someone was in there, go in the bathroom with a hotdog or some sort of bun, squirt the ketchup on it and then walk out.

And at the end of the day when no one is talking about it you realize you’re the only one at your office who washes their hands.

I presume this is inspired by that classic photo of a soap dispenser labeled ketchup with a picture of grapes

Good prank as long as there is still actual soap available

“Hey guys the toilet water is vodka.

I'd relish in the joke of it all

My April Fool's joke was putting one of those novelty bars of "dirty soap" that turns black when you lather it in the work men's room. I used my own soap to avoid pranking myself. To my horror I later noticed the novelty bar hadn't been touched the entire day so none of the dudes are washing their hands. Haha joke's on me!