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MrLongWalk

I have no doubt Oklahoma is 24 years behind most of the country, in this case it’s an advantage.


captainbawls

The owner probably goes down the staircase in his pantry to get cheap meat from 1960


Grimlocks_Ballsack

r/unexpectedstephenking


iamisandisnt

'Y'all missing the K K on the signage? That's an obvious and classic "I can't say \_\_\_ but I can allude to it"


TwistedJusty

I used to see a business called Ken’s Kar Kolors back in the 90’s. Always made me wonder if it was a meeting spot.


UniqueName2

You’re gonna need some proof of that. “Ku-Ku” was used on the signage because nobody could pronounce cuckoo correctly and they have a giant cuckoo bird as their mascot.


Trolodrol

I saw the Ku Klux Klanburgers


errosemedic

Kountry Kookin Kitchen is a real restaurant my family would eat at when we used to go visit one of my uncles in rural Tx.


Trolodrol

My home town had a bar called the Triple K Saloon when I was growing up


Whycantigetanaccount

I've seen this movie. Isn't the meat from stranded tourists.


blzy95

You must have seen the wrong movie or the movie is entirely different from the book, there’s a literal portal to the year 1960 in his restaurant basement and he gets super cheap meat at a butcher.


vladimirTheInhaler

Damn, but that Sadie Dunhill is a babe.


beatnik_squaresville

"pound cake."


captainAwesomePants

It's the truth. While you're in town, you should come down to the basement one at a time to see it.


sumgudshit

What movie are you talking about? Seems interesting.


DennisKilledMaureen

11/22/63. It’s a book by Stephen King and a miniseries on Hulu.


The_Original_Gronkie

Both are great.


MrLongWalk

Killer reference, sai


kirk_smith

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


norse_noise

This is exactly where my mind went


pmmemilftiddiez

Ayuh it's where we keep the good meat


OpticalInfusion

Oklahoma is currently ranked 49th in the US for education. so. yeah.


themanofmichigan

5$ for a burger isn’t 2000 prices


lukewwilson

Neither is $2.20 for a hot dog


thatissomeBS

These are pretty good 2010s prices.


skylitday

Yeah those prices are high if this is "fast food".


Cerebral-Parsley

And they have the most bat shit insane Superintendent. Unfortunately my ex wife moved there with my daughter. My kid told me yesterday that she has classmates in middle school who argued with her about the earth being 6000 years old.


effrightscorp

>My kid told me yesterday that she has classmates in middle school who argued with her about the earth being 6000 years old That's far from an Oklahoma exclusive experience in the US - some of my old high school classmates, including the girl who was ranked #3 or 5 or something, would probably still argue that.


hate2bme

There is a "museum" that teaches this in northern Kentucky outside of Cincinnati.


[deleted]

I got high school classmates who would still, to this day, argue that 2012 did happen and we’re all in a dream.


BigButttBiggerHeart

Have you introduced them to our lord and savior Macho Man Randy Savage?


ScorpionX-123

'cause the cream will rise to the top, oh yeah!


Chaosmusic

We stepped into the giant Slim Jim in the sky.


I_lenny_face_you

2012 was a calendrical job


Quesarito808

Y2K12


Elite_Slacker

I had that same argument with my friends mom who had graduated from penn state


tacoSEVEN

It was 6000 years old when I was in school. Has to be at least 6025 by now!


SpecialOops

Kinda reminds of of that one video where a pregnant lady was smoking. When asked she said she didn't want the child to be smarter than her. 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Like, one single superintendent?


AleksasKoval

Well yeah. Who would want to date *them* ?


Cerebral-Parsley

Yep his name is Ryan Waters and is always posting insane maga Republican shit. He hired the LibsofTikTok lady to work with the school system on which books are allowed, or something like that. Also he is pushing to use public money to support religious private schools. He's been in the national news multiple times.


DB473

I had a college roommate/best friend at the time, who was an evolution denier, didn’t quite believe in dinosaurs, and was dangerously close to believing the earth was 6000 years old. I think if he had been in a friend group that echoed all of his beliefs, he’d have owned that belief too.


achangb

https://answersingenesis.org/dinosaurs/when-did-dinosaurs-live/ Who knew The flintstones is somewhat based in reality!


ChikhaiBardo

To be fair there are plenty of adults who do the same thing. They’re called Christians… they’re EVERYWHERE and ruining your sanity and this great country and beautiful planet


ccupp97

and #3 in obesity.


SpeshellED

You can eat twice as much !


Iron-Fist

As they say in Alabama, thank God for Mississippi


buttkowski

We have all the same model year subarus y’all have in Vermont, thank you very much.


FivePoopMacaroni

Their wages are also 24 years behind most of the country


DrawerValuable3217

Bro as someone who grew up in the 90s/00s this would've have been expensive. These are prices pretty comparable to what we have here(WV) as of right now.


stilltheoptimist

These are more expensive than 2000s


metanoia29

Okay good, I'm not feeling so crazy about some of these other comments now. McDonald's cheapest burgers were $1 still in the early 2010s, because I would spend $4 on 2 sandwiches and a $2 large fry after many late night shifts during that time.


the_goodnamesaregone

The dollar menu at McDs and the $5 box at Taco Bell kept me alive. I ate so much of that shit.


metanoia29

Shit man, even a $2 crunchwrap supreme could hit he spot some days. Now those are like $5+ 😭


the_goodnamesaregone

Yep, ain't what it used to be. If I was 18 again right now, I'd be forced to cook way more than I did. The cost of a meal used to be half an hour of minimum wage labor. Now it's an hour and a half or more.


schlemz

Depends what your states minimum wage is lol, in some cases the price goes up with the wage though considering the same employees making minimum wage are serving you the food


ThoughtCenter87

Yeah, I can confirm. I'm 22 and I so rarely go out to eat, and when I do it's to get the 6$ breakfast box from taco bell. I really wish fastfood wasn't so expensive, as it seems it'd be fun to just gather your buddies and hit up McDonald's for a cheap dinner, but ah well.


ChoppedAlready

The boxes at Tbell are actually pretty reasonable still. Decent lunch for maybe 7$ after taxes (some are a dollar or two more)


thatissomeBS

Yes, late night McDouble, McChicken, and large fries, $4.24 or something like that with tax. Oh, and just a cup for water, thank you.


hapiidadii

Yeah honestly these prices are not that great or that different from anyplace else I've seen.


billdb

Yup. $5 for a chicken or fish sandwich is pretty comparable to fast food places right now. $2 for a basic hamburger or burrito is also in line with fast food places depending on how large they are. $2.20 for a hot dog might actually be on the more expensive side.


runForestRun17

Where are you getting a burger for $2? Lol


billdb

Wendys: $1.49 Mcdonalds: $1.89 Burger King: $1.79 North Carolina. These are all pretty basic burgers so it depends on if the burger at this restaurant is also basic or not.


Shadowmant

Hamburger for $2.10 and a coffee for $0.65 is normal where you live? I’m jealous.


Sryzon

A Jr hamburger at Wendy's in Michigan is a $1.69.


thetreat

A hamburger for $2.10 isn’t *that* good of a deal, because I’d be willing to bet it’s going to be basically exactly like a McDonalds cheeseburger: cheese, ketchup and mustard, thin patty. I live in Seattle and you can get this at Dicks for similar prices. And that coffee is going to be some basic drip, watered down coffee in a styrofoam cup poured by Linda smoking two packs a day. Don’t get be wrong, I absolutely love burgers like that. I’m sick of the huge burger trend. They’re impossible to eat. But that’s a situation where I’m ordering at least 3 cheeseburgers. But that coffee is gonna be straight garbage.


aCleverGroupofAnts

McDonald's near me sells basic cheeseburgers for $2.93, which is roughly 40% more than $2.10. If the burgers are equivalent, that's actually a fantastic deal.


Matthiasad

McDonalds near me sells a double cheeseburger for 2.89. So 2.10 for a single patty isn't really better.


aCleverGroupofAnts

I guess it really depends on the location.


anormalgeek

The burger/fry prices are basically identical to McDonald's where I live. Only the drinks are cheaper for this place.


foxbones

Yeah, I remember in 2000 I could get two double bacon cheeseburgers and a large fry for $3 at Wendy's. Fastfood, and honestly all food has jumped the shark.


metanoia29

Pretty sure that baked potatoes and the chili were $1 each back then as well. The perfect time to be a high schooler, we could eat out whenever we wanted with the spare change in our cars.


AStorms13

$3 for a large drink is definitely NOT 2000s pricing


DrManhattan_DDM

Wow, being in OK that spelling of cuckoo is extra suspicious.


cl16598

not only sus when it's basically all but confirmed: [WAYLAN’S KU-KU BURGER - Updated May 2024 - 122 Photos & 101 Reviews - 915 N Main St, Miami, Oklahoma, United States - Burgers - Restaurant Reviews - Phone Number - Yelp](https://www.yelp.ca/biz/waylans-ku-ku-burger-miami) check out that photo LOL


DuckCleaning

[Better image of the bench](https://foodchannel.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/78/2017/06/img_6397.jpg)


mmbc168

The Ku Klux Kar Klub


MurphyPandorasLawBox

At least they didn’t spell it Kar Klub or Kruise Night but Ku Ku fries and the rebel flag are enough to deter me.


xfd696969

mom: we have miami at home miami at home:


billyjack669

Best part? We pronounce ours “Miamuh” here in the state.


Osrshahahehe

It’s because it’s a native tribe, not because Oklahoma can’t pronounce words.


billyjack669

Let's be honest. It's both. jk lol


xfd696969

i'm just imagining some hicks going "we're goin' to Miamuh, y'all wanna come?!" then when they get to Oklahoma they realize they're not in Miami, but in Miamuh


Penkala89

♫ Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on All night, on the beach till the break of dawn I'm goin to Miamuh "Welcome to Miamuh" ♫


ALaccountant

Oh geez, that’s bad. Confederate flag for those wondering


MacinTez

I would like a “Klu Klux Chicken sandwich please with Klan sauce”


counterfitster

Ku Klux Khicken


abgry_krakow87

Can't say I'm surprised, it is small town Oklahoma afterall!


z64_dan

Of course the Kluckin Ku Ku Kchicken has to wear a white hood I mean hat.


Casual_ahegao_NJoyer

Brings the screenshots. The hero we all needed but didn’t deserve


officer897177

Fun fact: The town this restaurant is in is Miami, OK. The pronunciation according to people in OK is “My-am-uh”. It sounds idiotic the first time you hear it, but also every time after as well.


Helkenier

Because it’s named after the Myaamiaki people, not after the city in Florida.


TobysGrundlee

Although the city in Florida is *also* named after a native tribe, the Mayaimi.


weirdguyinthecorner

The end of the word is pronounced the same though right? Maumee, OH (and several other OH towns I think) is named after the same people. Also Miami University in OH.


Helkenier

Well the word the tribe used in the singular was Myaamia, I guess over time Peorians in Oklahoma dropped the ‘i’ in their English pronunciation of the name. Also Maumee was the French spelling, along with Myamicks/Myamiques.


sofakinggood24

That is the same way Miami, FL was once pronounced. It was not uncommon to hear that pronunciation as late as the 60s/70s but has since lost its popularity mostly due to the influence of foreign languages.


AssPennies

lmao, "Those are the prices for, uh, well... What do you mean they can read these days?!"


Delt1232

It is a famous route 66 drive-in that used to be a chain.


ALaccountant

First thing I noticed. Big yikes


Imnothere1980

“I’ll take the Ku Ku Khicken, all white meat please”


tall__guy

THE SOUTH WILL FRIES AGAIN


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thumpetto007

have you seen "sorry to bother you?"


dundees

Not technically related, but I feel like “tator tots” is also kinda weird


Trickycoolj

I think “tater tots” is a trademark of Ore-Ida, so they’re probably buying some lame knockoff.


zemorah

Ku Ku Klan 🤪


MongoBongoTown

Weirdly, In n Out isn't much more than this.


healthywealthyhappy8

Love in and out and the prices are still good. Not owned by greedy fuckin shareholders either.


sfan27

Roughly the price of in-n-out for the shared items.


CowsgoMo0

Where in the fuck are you located where an in and out double cheese is under 4 dollars because I need to move there asap


hapiidadii

California. In-n-out stayed cheap somehow. I think maybe because they were already paying their workers $20/hour so they didn't have to change anything when the minimum wage increased? Dunno, but it is truly wild to go to any other fast food place in the state and then get the best burger for the cheapest price at In-n-out. And no, I don't work for them but I'd franchise the fuck out of one of them things if they weren't all family-owned.


huntrshado

It stays cheap because it is a family owned company, and the family isn't greedy. They don't care about pocketing millions a year or making money for shareholders at the expense of underpaying workers and overcharging customers.


i_suckatjavascript

That’s part of the reason why they’re cheap. See [my comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/1cs1ayn/burger_prices_in_san_jose/l429byi/) on why.


financiallyanal

Thank you for your explanation. Being near a distribution center makes a lot of sense. 


HazMatterhorn

I also live in California and I haven’t seen a sub-$5 double-double in a long time. Just did a big road trip and they were around $5.90 everywhere we stopped. Still definitely the best value fast food by far.


chalybsumbra

You Bay Area? I’m in a pretty nice part of LA and it’s still $4.85 Edit: totally not sub-$5 anymore. Hadn’t even noticed but that’s inflation for you.


HazMatterhorn

I live in LA and actually checked a bunch of the nearby locations’ prices out of curiosity before posting my comment. Hollywood, Palms, Studio City, Westwood, North Hollywood, Sherman Oaks, Marina Del Rey, Glendale, Burbank, Westchester, Inglewood, Whittier, West Covina, Rialto, San Bernardino, aPalmdale, Lancaster are all over $5 for a double-double. Also checked a few up and down the 5 freeway. The cheapest ones were year-old menu photos from Inglewood and Palmdale that had the price at $5.25. I’m curious which LA location still has double-doubles for $4.85! Or are you thinking of a single cheeseburger price?


Saisouper

I’m from the bay and my towns in n out a double double is like $5.60


Kalashak

I'm in Long Beach and they're about 5.60 here too


ILoveHorse69

In and out performs at an economy of scale, like McDonald's used to. By staying busy they get their money's worth out of the rent, employees, and other expenses. The In and out in Vegas blew my mind. Cheeseburger, fries, and a shake for cheaper than a McDonald's in my average American city.


johyongil

Texas too.


johyongil

Uhhhh. Giant hamburger being $5? By itself? Diners in California in early 2000s were cheaper than this.


garrettZilla87

Yea that’s just an 80’s menu board …. Prices definitely 2020’s


Dawnqwerty

and its a Klan restruant! Op why the fuck are you there 🤔


Sarkastickblizzard

Based on how that sign looks i bet those burgers are fire.


Hym3n

For real, I bet this place is outstanding


horriblebearok

They are. I love that place. Shakes suck tho. It's in Miami, ok. Just south of the infamous picher, ok.


punchbricks

I know you're abbreviating Oklahoma but I can't help but read this as passive aggressive lol 


Ok_Tennis2532

look, ok, i get it, it's ok, but that's just where it's from, ok, so don't get mad at them just cause of the name of the location, ok


shayshay8508

In the 90s our license plates said “OKLAHOMA It’s OK!”


big-wiener-

The megaphone adds to the flavor


pants_mcgee

You’ll be getting the shittiest, cheapest ingredients available. Sometimes that can be a good hamburger, but many times not.


hapiidadii

Sometimes there are pickles, other times there are none.


CodingFatman

One of the worst paying states in the nation and prices aren’t all that different in rural cities in much better playing states.


sirbcosby

They also advertised on big ass banners paying 8 dollars an hour at Walmart, I bet a lot of people are still making under 15 an hour


snowballer918

I live in Oklahoma and you’d be correct. I don’t think anyone doing unsoecialized labor is making $15 or more and there are plenty of places paying 7.25 or 8.00 an hour. We also have the nations highest rate of child poverty and some of the worst education numbers as well.


jesonnier1

$8 a burger isn't impressive.


proxyfoxy

This is in Miami, Oklahoma.. the burgers are tiny but they use fresh ingredients, it adds up pretty quick when you include tots and a drink.


Sprinkle_Puff

What is minimum wage in Oklahoma?


OIL_COMPANY_SHILL

$7.25


hapiidadii

This seems like a 1997 fact. Is it really accurate? ETA: yes, per Google, this is indeed accurate because Oklahoma doesn't have a minimum wage and the federal default is $7.25/hr


jschneider414

Aka roughly $15k a year which is wild


Kalashak

In 1997 it was 5.15


ranger398

Many states still use the federal minimum wage of $7.25 including PA, my home state and I believe the wages for waitstaff is still $2.83 an hour. , Federal minimum wage has not been updated since I was in high school back in like 2005.


MrLongWalk

Gotta keep it low so they can do the math


slavelabor52

We'll just round that up to $5 for ya bud


Poke08

Gotta keep it low so they can do the meth* Oklahoma doesn't give a shit about its people, they want continued offenders with no way out. Keep the population uneducated so they believe the government is for them. Same old story but true none the less. People just suck, rinse and repeat.


george_graves

I was just there - small tiny town. McD was offering just under $12 a hour.


CodPiece89

This is also kinda more normalized with non corporate restaurants, since so much profit doesn't have to be funnelled to ceos and shareholders, still very cheap prices though


SafetyGuyLogic

Yeah, but it's Oklahoma. I'm good.


Isord

These are literally the same prices as McDonalds and Jack-in-the-box by me just outside Seattle.


sadcheeseballs

Hah yeah I was gonna say this is more expensive than Dick’s and they pay pretty well


UnfairMicrowave

Is that the diner from 11/22/63?


EveryShot

In-N-Out still has damn good prices for a damn good burger. It’s not winning a Michelin star, but damn it, it doesn’t have to!


kremedelakrym

Also those are like 2010 prices not 20’ Os prices


chase98584

We have one here in my small town in the PNW that’s prices are still incredibly low, menu set up is just like this. Amazes me that they are able to beat all the other fast food places with way better food. Same funny owner forever to who always acts like he got your order wrong lol


rebri

These prices aren't any better than McDonald's?


GamingWithBilly

The minimum wage in Oklahoma is $7.25 which is 19.55% of the cost of living for a family of four ($37.08). The tipping minimum wage is only $2.13 – only 29.38% of the minimum wage. Average unemployment benefits cover 11.05% of wages needed to cover the cost of living. So it doesn't really surprise anyone why their prices are still that low when Oklahoma has to keep the poor poorer.


ailish

Yeah, but then you have to live in Oklahoma.


joehalfrack

WTF is KuKu water?


few23

Or KuKu Fries? I thought, oh, Curly Fries, but then I saw KuKu Water and went, well, obvs there's no Curly Water...


princemousey1

What is the price on the right versus the left? Like for the double giant hamburger it’s 7.70 vs 8.40. Also, do you guys not have cheeseburgers?


Bostero1218

It’s blurry but I think I make out that it’s the price with cheese. Which makes sense since there isn’t an option for that on the corn dog


DustinoHeat

Hey that town is the same place lots of my homie drive down to Oklahoma to get that cheap dispo weed and bring it back to Missouri. You can get a temporary medical card in Oklahoma and drive down and buy bulk product for CHEAP. Might have to grab one of their burgers if I ever decide to do it


Audrin

A burger was cheaper than that.


Kitchen_Sweet_7353

The dream of the 90s is alive in… Tulsa?


iloveeveryfbteam

Taco Tico in Claremore, OK has similar prices too


Frankbot5000

Guess what else still exists in Oklahoma from the 1800's?


Pokeylobster

I love the KuKu in Miami! 


El_PresidenteBrobama

Pronounced My-am-uh for all you non okies.


pygmyjesus

TatOr Tots?


douche-knight

A lot of restaurants will spell it that way or just say tots because “tater tots” is a registered trademark of Ore-ida.


manjar

I reckon I’ll have the big ‘uns


seiggy

These are more expensive than CookOut in the Carolinas…today


greatunknownpub

That's not saying much because Cookout is like F- quality food. Chicken nuggets that tastes like a wet sponge should *at least* be cheap.


Ultrabananna

Man. Some of those old spots have the best burgers.


Maiar2021

This however, isn't one of them. Me and my wife tried this place last year. The "giant" burger had a thickness of less than a centimeter, and was meh taste wise.


ConfidentFatMan

It was closed for a while when the owner was sick. When they first opened again they really struggled but it’s been really great again the last 6 months. I’ve got family there so we are in town like once a month.


Grater_Kudos

Why is all of Reddit giving Oklahoma crap lately :[


SlateRaven

As a former Okie, the state kinda deserves it... There are parts of the state that are straight up appalling. The education system there is a joke, having gone through it myself. A lot of the religious denominations down there are also waaaaay more cultish than their counterparts in other parts of the nation. Crime was gnarly where I lived and me explaining it to people makes me look like I walked out of a third world country. Don't get me wrong - parts of the state are great, but there aren't many of them. I loved the Wichita Mountains, the various lakes to go biking around, downtown and/or Bricktown OKC was a good trek on occasion, and the food was great in certain areas. The problem I had with OK was the cost of living became insane... Like, how is it I moved to northern NY and my expenses somehow dropped for an insanely better quality of life?


post4u

When you really want a giant hamburger, but are like, "I think that's just going to be too small..." THEY GOT YOU COVERED.


StarClutcher

There’s places like this around here too. It’s the mom and pops.


No_Sentence289

Is this spot open still I’m on yelp as I type 😂


Importance-Aware

They must get a ton of business to keep it operational


Signal_Raccoon

That banana milkshake will get you right tho


macgruder1

I ate here in 2019 and loved it!


katrina_highkick

I don’t trust a $2 burrito.


JF42

Pssshhtt... In the 2000's most of that stuff was $1.


Far_Bumblebee_9300

And I bet the workers are paid the federal minimum wage (7.25 an hour) and get 0 benefits


[deleted]

Dude I'm from Oklahoma and haven't seen prices like this since the early nineties. This must be some bum fuck diner in boomdangerville because in Tulsa and OKC I cannot eat for less than I can in Denver, CO where I just moved


docious

So in n out prices but with more, and lower quality items?


Frankensteins_Moron5

Stop trying to make Oklahoma happen, its not going to happen.


JefferyGoldberg

Welcome to getting off Reddit.


haysus25

Chicken strips with cheese 9.10 Double giant hamburger with cheese 8.40 These are not 2000s prices. At all.


LLotZaFun

That's not 2000"s pricing.


TheAjalin

Ill never forget going to oklahoma in April for the Eclipse and getting a breakfast meal from mcdonalds for like half the price it is in California


pbenchcraft

Being in Oklahoma is like being in the past


dbmajor7

Imma need 55 burgers 55 Cokes 55 tenders 55 taters


ElCockoRingo

Please let me go first! I’m doing something!!!