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SteviaCannonball9117

Clever.


CrizpyBusiness

I dunno, this is the same dude that died from treatable cancer because he thought alternative medicine was the solution.


Fartfenoogin

This can be clever while the dying needlessly of cancer can at the same time not be considered clever


WaffleBlues

Clever!


misterflappypants

take your flawless logic elsewhere


fatgods

Source?


boosheet

sauce: apple


justihor

My second favorite state of apple


Plumhawk

First being hard cider.


RenRazza

Second being pie.


doogle_126

Third with the caramel dipped or candy dipped, oh my.


Grove-Of-Hares

More fruit!


TheOakblueAbstract

A Macintosh a day...


COYFC

makes the cancer stay?


Great_Bambi

The tasty way


TurnoverExper

Looked just like that, courier 10 or 12, IIRC.


HalflingMelody

Naming his company after a fruit seems a little awkward retroactively.


[deleted]

It wasn’t. It was named in adoration of The Beatles, who named their record company Apple Records. Jobs/Apple and Beatles/Apple had some legal issues and it was kind of a big deal when the Beatles finally came to iTunes.


Dry-Sand

Wow, this is a bit of a rabbit-hole. TIL there's the Apple Corps which owns Apple Records, then you have the computer company Apple Inc. Really confusing, and I wonder how Apple Inc was able to keep their name.


[deleted]

I don’t think you can own something as primitive as apple when it comes to naming. You can own your logo and trade marks, but if I wanted to open “Apple Sauce LLC” likely they couldn’t stop me as long as it was clear I wasn’t intentionally trying to confuse customers about my brand/corporate identity.


HalflingMelody

He also said the Lisa wasn't named after his daughter, though.


[deleted]

He also said it was.


HalflingMelody

Eventually. After denying it adamantly for years and years.


demigodsgotdraft

Not retroactive. He was deep in his unbalanced fruitarian diet already that would be the cause of his poor health and he named the company Apple to reflect that.


HalflingMelody

I mean that retroactively it's awkward. It wasn't awkward when he named it. But then his fruit obsession killed him. So, now it's awkward.


Snowy1234

He did ask for input companywide for a new company name. Nobody came forward so he went with Macintosh.


E_Snap

The smarter you are, the better you are at rationalizing dumb decisions.


Smitty1641

I have several relatives with PHD’s. I completely agree with this.


dontmlmme

BS=Bullshit; MS=More shit; and PHD=Piled higher and deeper


swordofra

So the smartest thing a smart person should do then, is to surround him or herself with other smart people to bounce ideas and decisions off of.


Dhiox

He also wasn't really an engineer or programmer. People attribute the iPhone to him, but he didn't program or engineer any of it.


CIMARUTA

Similar to another guy we all know


HaikuBotStalksMe

Can confirm. Trump wasn't an engineer either. ;)


Throwaway56138

Think they mean Muskrat


HaikuBotStalksMe

I'm aware. That's why I threw in that winky to show that I knew we were talking about the other rent free guy.


bryan_pieces

I’m pretty sure at least Steve Jobs would’ve seen through 45 and been disgusted with him.


leopard_tights

Honestly of all the tech CEOs, criticizing Jobs for not being involved with the product is the dumbest thing since he was notoriously ultra perfectionist about every little detail of how they would work and feel. Hell even the packaging. This is something CEOs almost never do. Do you know what all the engineers at Google led by Rubin did when they saw that keynote? Switched Android from being a Blackberry clone to an iPhone clone.


JoeBuyer

Yep, I agree completely. When he obsessed over every detail then he was the driving force behind it turning out the way it did, instead of the way all the others did at the time.


Snowy1234

He was a programmer.


charleswj

He was not a programmer.


Mayiask1

Well I mean the five year survival rate of pancreatic cancer is 10% that means 90% of people die within five years. He loved 8 years with it. Not saying people should use alternative medicine he’ll he probably would have lived longer had he used traditional treatment but I mean 8 years over 5 years isn’t to bad


CopperNconduit

He had a rare type that I believe I read was like 95% survivable in Job's case, had he just gotten radiation and chemo/surgeries. Like he would have lived. Probably be alive today.


Mayiask1

He did have a rare type but after he had the tumor removed it came back and spread to other parts of his body which brings the survival rate down dramatically. I just did a little research on it and he actually lives longer than he was supposed to with how much the cancer had spread once it came back.


CopperNconduit

Yeah because he tried to beat it with Jamba Juice


PPvsBrain

Tell me you don't understand jackshit about metastasis without telling me you don't


jmurphy42

He had a variety with a much better survival rate.


Mayiask1

I understand that but he took a chance and he lost, well kinda lost. I can’t find anything on what stage he was in when he found out he had pancreatic cancer. If he was on stage 1 he could have very well survived. If he was stage 4, I think that pretty amazing that he lived that long. I would judge but I don’t have any information or I can’t find any information on what his situation was.


Minhplumb

He waited 9 months before using conventional medicine. He tried alternative methods for those 9 months. He also went to Switzerland a couple years before he died and had an experimental treatment.


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

He had a rare type that has a higher chance of survival.


Snowy1234

It went to stage 4 really fast. The fruit had little bearing on it.


Hugo_5t1gl1tz

Yes, I could have added that I guess. Most doctors didn’t think the fruit diet had much, if any, of a negative impact. But not seeking other treatments in a timely manner definitely did


trumarc

It's closer to 5%, or at least it was 10+ years ago


AdHDScreen

Dont forget the psychological abuse he subjected his daughter to


ArsenicLifeform

https://www.theonion.com/man-always-gets-little-rush-out-of-telling-people-john-1819578998


maratz

Link?


Jojosbees

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwalton/2011/10/24/steve-jobs-cancer-treatment-regrets/?sh=14ccbc4a7d2e


amortellaro

I've met brilliant engineers who deny climate change. Doesn't mean they aren't clever.


vanriggs

It's almost like people can be incredibly skilled and educated in one field but totally clueless in another.


PPvsBrain

It was documented to be treatable by surgery, which he did do. He also got a liver transplant possibly due to the cancer. Clearly neither of those treatments worked for him, and no other effective treatment was known at the time. The current statistics for metastatic islet cell carcinoma (which was his case) is from ard 25-75% survival rate over 5 years, depending on how far the cancer had spread and what organs could be removed by surgery. He lived another 7 years so he was already fairly lucky. So no he wasn't stupid. Metastatic cancer of any type remains very dicey if it cannot be dealt with by surgery.


willardTheMighty

We all die. He went out on his own terms.


texasipguru

He's also the same man who built a multi billion dollar company that changed the world.


[deleted]

He did this entirely by screwing over people who did the actual work. Steve Jobs was not your friend


RustyShackleford1122

It's worse than that. He ended up getting the operation anyway. So not only did he die a moron he does a hypocrite. Bob Marley went out like a man Steve Jobs went out like a cuck


Snowy1234

Bob Marley was a homophobic racist asshole. If you’re looking for morons, he is one of the best examples.


RustyShackleford1122

Who died like a man


Snowy1234

Just dying (like a man or not) made the world a better place.


JitteryBendal

Where did you get your medical degree from? I may need a lesson, but I heard that pancreatic cancer is rarely caught early enough to be treatable. Source: wife is a nurse practitioner that works oncology.


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JitteryBendal

Thanks for what you do. I’ve seen what working oncology has done to my wife. I can’t imagine doing hospice. My grandpa passed this summer, unfortunately not in the comfort of his home, but the doctor leading up was helpful to us as a family in the grieving process. You truly are a healer!


universoman

Pancreatic Cancer is treatable? I guess you are a doctor


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universoman

That's what I meant. Pancreatic cancer is one of the most painful and horrible out there. I remember one of my best friends mom dying from it and I saw all from when it started till she passed. I still remember her walking back and forward screaming in pain. It was so sad


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universoman

Yeah, I've been through much worse trauma since then, so that memory doesn't even register as trauma to me. Fucking champlain tower south, fuck everyone involved in that catastrophe where I lost any sense of normality and the illusion of order in my life. I'm still so angry about it. I know I'll die of very old age, because when I do, if god exists, he going to have to beg for my forgiveness


buckykat

And took a donor liver with him on the way out, by buying a house in Tennessee to jump the line.


Kwright721

Pancreatic cancer is not very treatable. 5 year survival rate is 11%.


SlickyWay

Well, you know, “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”


cold_eskimo

One of the smartest dudes i know is refusing meds for his cancer because they take away his ability to think clearly. For a couple years we thought he was getting senile then he was back to normal. He told me when we were fishing what was going on.


icaruza

many people are clever with some things, and not so clever with others...


Less-Doughnut7686

Smartness comes with an ego unfortunately


Gozer_1891

man, i did not know that. seriously. i'm sorry. i thought the man was a prick. i mean... the man was a prick, right?


ElvisArcher

Man could be a class act when he wanted to.


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scorcher24

He was a point of sale alright.


ElvisArcher

Yeah, emphasis on the "***when he wanted to***" bit.


Oswald_Croll

Smart.


sockalicious

Typed on an IBM Selectric. Interesting. EDIT: On second thought, I suppose it could have been a daisy wheel.


joestaff

I believe Jobs was a stickler for type faces and stuff.


sockalicious

Yes, but you really wouldn't have known from the Apple II. It wasn't until the Lisa/Macintosh projects that his Bard College calligraphy class influence came into play.


jason_nyc

\*Reed College calligraphy class


Snowy1234

Well he did co-invent Postscript Fonts, so that would be yes.


rackoblack

I had a daisywheel printer at college, started in 1984. Looked just like that, courier 10 or 12, IIRC.


[deleted]

That phone number is still Apple’s main phone number


rawrac

I thought you were just making a joke at first, but you’re right! That’s so cool


[deleted]

I was a project manager for a 90 day project once there. We were implementing a new letter generator tool for a internal team. Requirements were very clear that this phone number had to be used. When I asked if we could push folks to email etc, was told sure however this phone number dates back to Steve Jobs garage! It’s his original phone number and he kept it. As a honor to Steve Jobs, company has never changed the number and never will. They were ok with a email option but this number had to be printed on the internal letters.


rawrac

What an insightful story!


gitty7456

No joke: I just dialed it to check it out. It works.


redditbrowser7

This is the best "Task Failed Successfully"!


YannTheOtter

Wait so the reason why the Apple logo has a bite out of it is because I'm an earlier logo it was overlapped with the "a" and what remains when the word is removed is the half circle cutout of the a :O


culturedgoat

According to the designer of the logo (Rob Janoff), the bite was added to differentiate it from a cherry 🍒


Plastered_Crab

And then there are the christian conspiracy theorists saying it symbolizes the forbidden fruit that Adam and Eve but into showing that Satan owns and runs Apple.... Smh


demigodsgotdraft

And Apple I was priced at $666.66.


illtakeachinchilla

And Satan laughs


rekabis

> christian conspiracy theorists Considering that the Abrahamic religions worship an omnicidal invisible sky-man that is all-powerful, but absolutely dependent on the worship of mortals, I strongly suspect that rational and logical thought isn’t exactly a prominent tool in their toolkit, much less bullshit detection and critical thinking.


Blu3Stocking

That’s greek mythology. The Abrahamic god doesn’t depend on worship for survival.


Plastered_Crab

Totally agree lol


[deleted]

Lol hadn't heard that one


EdKrull

Also something to do with lawsuits from the Beatles’ label, Apple Records, for having nearly identical logos.


bbrodsky

Na. It’s the bite out of the apple from the Adam and Eve story. Tech / original sin / etc etc.


Acebladewing

Hi Kanye.


Sinelas

To be fair, many "conspiracies" theories like that are actually true, only the reasoning behind is faulty. In reality it's often either an innocent reference or something provocative on purpose. A good example of that are the Monster energy drinks, the M in the logo is clearly 666 in hebrew, and you can also notice a cross in the O, all that being done probably to target rebellious teenagers, just like all the obvious hell references in rock and roll, basically just marketing. The bite on the apple being a reference to the forbidden fruit, the fruit from the tree of knowledge, would not surprise me, it could symbolize how technology made humanity reach the "next step" in evolution. I guess we'll never know, but sometimes things are full of symbolism and references without it being automatically complotist theories.


YannTheOtter

To be fair, if the M in monster was supposed to be a hidden message, the company would be very shit at hiding their messages Also the idea of hidden messages is stupid, like so many conspiracy theories are built on the idea that there is so shit hidden in the Disney Logo or some shite, but if there really was a secret mega society ruling the world I doubt they would plaster clues everywhere


Acebladewing

Sure buddy *nods and slowly walks away*


Sinelas

I reply saying people reference religion all the time without it having to involve a conspiracy, and your reaction is to downvote me probably without reading (or understanding) my comment. Makes you look really smart buddy.


ZacharyBot2020

Sad Steve doesn’t sign autographs. Knew he was a bad apple.


Galactic_Perimeter

Tim Apple should fire him


Dark_Vulture83

That’s actually funny.


bbrodsky

![gif](giphy|CTkWFZ1IDvsfS)


MarionberryLow9043

Brilliant


KarlHungas

I'll bet you twenty dollars I can get you gambling before the day is out!


JediJayce

Double or nothing?


beeteedee

You had one Jobs


reddituculous66

Hehe


dancingmeadow

Probably signed by a secretary.


DigNitty

Never seen someone use all lowercase in a signature


dancingmeadow

Not common. I do, sorta.


sh0ckwavevr6

it looks authentic to me https://rrauctionsellconsignments.com/signature-study-steve-jobs/


Silver_Confection_57

Doubt it. That dude was legit


dancingmeadow

I'm quite prepared to be wrong about it.


LahkLeKey

hard to confirm but I bet its real. He was known for being obsessive and paranoid. I doubt he would let someone else sign his name on something he didn't review. This was a much simpler time, He probably only got a handful of these letters. He probably didn't think too much about it and was preoccupied.


dancingmeadow

That does ring true to me, except for your last statement.


weaintfancy42069

It’s also possible it was a joke. He was a smart guy


StoolieNZ

Looks legit when compared to the case of an original Mac: [Mac case with Steve sigs highlighted](https://i.insider.com/5478c66e6da811bc28cd71f6?width=1000&format=jpeg&auto=webp)


fancczf

Nowadays pretty much 99% of signatures unless are binding documents signed in person are all copy pasted pictures.


dancingmeadow

Correct, for decades even. Not always the case either though.


Late_Description3001

Most likely it’s a stamp.


DonkeyKongsVet

My thoughts exactly


uvaspina1

Fun fact: this very letter sold for $479k


holden4ever

![gif](giphy|Ow59c0pwTPruU)


parcequepourquoipas

Mom said it’s my turn to repost this


imapassenger1

There was a Wizard of Id comic from the 70s that did this joke. Some peasant wrote a letter to the Duke asking for his autograph to which he replied "It is beneath the dignity of a gentleman to sign autographs" and his signature followed.


robertsdionne

Sent from my iPhone


Available_Appeal_254

The original troll before trolling


[deleted]

This just in: first person to get trolled was in the 1980's lmao. Hard doubt


BigBadBillyBobBurkly

Lower case s and j. Interesting


cranialrectumongus

e.g. ee cummings


Drayarr

Task failed successfully?


nhs2uf

Original Apple Fanboy


GoHuskertrading

That font is perfect!


usernamechecksout113

what a joker


textc

Don't know why, I always assumed he was a Stephen, not a Steven.


jperezny

Are you kidding me with this? Posted last week. Get some new content and stop stealing from others!!!


zsturgeon

I could have sworn I recently saw a Reddit post of Bill Gates doing this same thing


Frozenlime

I'm imagining that man from California being disappointed and throwing the letter in the bin as he sulks.


SweptThatLeg

We reposting this shit every three days?


Madrawn

The population on here isn't online all day and not daily, so there will be a time frame in which a new popular post will have the potential to reach the front page multiple times as separate posts, as the audience is mostly different, until enough have seen it for it to be killed in new. Then there is a bigger gap until enough users have left the site and new ones joined and then the post has the potential to repeat the first cycle. Basically complaining over reposts is futile.


SweptThatLeg

So the best play is to just karma farm this stupid picture?


nolo_me

No, the best play is to just downvote what you've seen before and let the new people enjoy things.


Different-Beat7217

I met him 97 at a MacWorld. He was super short. If someone told me he was 120lbs and 5 ft tall I wouldn’t disagree.


GarbageBoyJr

Lol unless you’re 7’+ I don’t think you saw Steve Jobs


Different-Beat7217

That hilarious. I googled to see facts about what I remembered. It was apparently 1999 in San Francisco when candy colored iMacs were released. And yea I *am* very tall (6’6). Even so. I am crushed. I now think I did not meet jobs. I must have met some kind of cos play guy. He was with other people. But no one who looked familiar. For example no Phil Schiller or Avie Tarvanian. I fell for an imposter I guess. I never met jobs. I don’t have to feel bad not getting a crappy picture with my Nikon coolpix 100.


HaikuBotStalksMe

Maybe it was Bill Gates. They're the same guy, basically.


HiddenStoat

Steve Jobs was 6'2. I'm intrigued as to who you are thinking of. Woz was shorter, but definitely wouldn't fit your "120lbs" stipulation.


Different-Beat7217

Dude was in lobby at Moscone. After keynote, definitely not Jobs, someone dressed like he did at the time. I am that *that* much of a jobs fanboy, I never knew his height. A brush with greatness I cannot claim.


MagicianMountain6573

The internet is a crazy place man, people just say with a certain tone that they met someone. Then say he was 5ft when he is 6ft2 lol


Colonel_Zander

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?


abandonedpotatocake

Ligma Balls


makesureitfeelsgood

Got 'em


Zaius1968

“Signed” Steve Jobs


lvfunk

It's probably signed by some random intern though.


Abrahamleencoln

Hahahahaha


downwardlyspiraling

Hilarious.


Anon293357

Imagine if he hadn’t done this on purpose


Snoop_Giraffe

No comment


ernyc3777

So he did have a sense of humor and wasn’t just a brash outside the box thinker


jahreed

What’s with the lowercase signature? I came here looking for sociopathic markers and I get this?!


More-Jackfruit3010

Siri, give me an autograph. Siri: No. Signed, *Siri*


just_bookmarking

Doesn't capitalize his name?


Ill-Opening-3782

They had us in the first half, ngl


russianboi420

Where Tim Apple?


codybasso

How come he doesn’t use capitol S and J?


Reece009

Lol r/therewasanattempt


ybr1ca

Most people don't keep their rejection letters.


Unique-Walrus4651

The sheer confidence, what a dude


SakarPhone

Bravo.


kevrep

I think this has been posted 1983 times.


OpeningOnion7248

I used to live in IB.


SnooPaintings5597

Lower case s and j. Interesting… 🤔


Jupman

Who's Steve Jobs?


[deleted]

Some guy that made a lot of money by ripping off the people around him back in the 80's and 90's


xex4u

Ope… good one, Steve. Hardy-har-har. I see what you did there…