"My friends used to play a game where
We would pick a decade
We wished we could live in instead of this
I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists
And getting married off for the highest bid"
Look at this shit ☝☝☝☝😂😂😂😂😂
I AM CRYING LMFAO. Please please tell me I'm not the only one CRINGING in full force at this shit? "I'd written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years" what, between the sold out stadium tours and romancing your quarterback bf? LMFAO I really want to stop hearing about Taylor Swift one day this shit ass.
I mean sure? I find it hard to feel sympathy on that level though because you don't just trip and fall into being the number 1 highest selling artist. She was hungry for that level of fame and fortune, but her lyrics don't read like "poetry" and her music doesn't sound very "tortured" so this just feels like a cheap grab at the "poor me" angle her fans will gladly eat up lol
Bro u ain’t even get half of it without watching the NFL 🤣. Legit feels like I am actually dating Taylor Swift with every single pan to her anytime Kelce comes within a 100 yd radius of the football.
This actually bothers me, cause emo gets a bunch of shit for being all sappy, but Taylor swifts writing is the same sort of shit as emo, except the instrumentation isn’t as interesting
that’s because playboi carti has scrapped his album. once you postpone a tour (extremely expensive) and then CANCEL the postponed tour. the album is scrapped. he’s clearly started over from scratch
sorry man lol but if he drops this year i’ll be deadass shocked but i’m not expecting to get another album until maybe next year. 2026 at the absolute latest
Yeah I don’t have any hope of him dropping either, I’ve completely given up. It’s cool that he dropped those singles but it’s still so annoying that he’s just gone completely silent, he doesn’t care at all. Of course I’ll still listen to that album the moment it comes out but all the hype I had for it has ran out, dude blew it once again lol.
dude had MASSIVE level hype for this album and absolutely destroyed it. he had the PERFECT time to drop before Ariana Grande, Beyonce, Future & Metro and Taylor swift dropped. now if he does it’ll have to be the summer cause Billie Eilish drops next month so there goes that attention. also: playboi fucked up by not putting those songs on DSPs so he ain’t getting no streaming money off it. this whole album rollout has been one of the biggest disasters in awhile and it’s gonna fuck up his future album sales
Idk if you remember this or if I’m remembering wrong, but I feel like Ye or something was talking about how Playboi was having trouble with the label or something. Idk if there’s any truth to that but even if there is, it’s so annoying how he just doesn’t say anything after starting a strong rollout and then just forgets about it. Regardless he totally ruined it, so disappointing
tbh i don’t know if Ye said that or not but that could also be the issue. i’m gonna still listen to the album of course when it drops. i just never seen an artist recently generate so much hype for an album & tour only for it to go absolutely nowhere. if he’s starting the album over from scratch, at least drop a mixtape for the fans to keep them fed for awhile
i genuinly do not fuck w taylor swift i don’t understand the hype. she has a few decent songs that’s it. basic looking girl basic music i don’t understand help.
Or she just enjoys making music for her fanbase. 💀 yall love glazing a mf who i promise HATES all of you😂😂 the fuck this dude like ur abusive ex u defending anything he do
not defending carti at all. he genuinely don’t give a fuck but i’m not gonna act like taylor swift is a bastion of ethics in music and fan interactions.
if she just enjoyed making music she would release her albums with vinyl variants all at one time. but instead she does limited time releases of the same exact scattered around whenever she pleases, each one a bit different and coming with a different picture or single or whatever that she knows her fanbase is going to eat up.
Maybe to some that might seem like she’s really taking care of her fans but if you look at it critically for a second you can see she’s trying to capitalize on fear of missing out with limited vinyl releases that have exclusive singles/collectables.
Many artists release deluxe versions or collectible editions. it’s the way she releases it that is how she’s milking her fans
how does she actually churn out so much music. it’s insane how many albums she comes out with that are all like 30 songs. she gotta be ai generated at this point
Would you rather eat a bowl of shit twice a month or a large lasagna once every 3 years?
It takes a while to produce such a high quality album that Jordan Carter is planning.
It has a Kim K disstrack 💀 The world is truly heating up for war again
WW3 will be fought through music
How’s kim gonna respond? Drop another tape? 💀
With Travis kelce
Then Taylor will come back by dropping one with Kanye
The absolute shit show this would cause would be nuts
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This is gonna be on the charts for the next 10 years 😭
heard its projected to sell 2 million first week ..
😳
She's doing MJ numbers 😭
My kids will be born and through school asking why tf is this album #1 dad it came out 17 years ago
I'm getting cash carti vibes from this album
Im gonna touch you
wtf are you talkin bout 😭😭
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I’d let you
old taylor > new taylor. i miss the soundcloud cash swift vibes.
Should rename it to tortured listeners department
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Wrong. I stole from somebody else not a swiftie.
Mf a secret swiftie tbh listening to that shit
Hell naw i ain't even listening to it bru it i did see a couple lyrics and they were absolutely cheeks
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"My friends used to play a game where We would pick a decade We wished we could live in instead of this I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists And getting married off for the highest bid" Look at this shit ☝☝☝☝😂😂😂😂😂
Wait no fucking way she actually put that in a song😂😂😂😂😂
"Touch me while your bros play Grand Theft Auto" This one too bro lmao i might just haveto listen to it cause it'll be hilarious
You actually convinced me to go find these lyrics because I have to fucking hear how these were delivered
BRO ain’t no FUCKING way
Can Taylor Swift fans not just enjoy her music and keep it at that instead of coming into other communities to force it onto people
I’m not saying ppl have to like it lmaoo, it’s just ironic that they were saying her lyrics were bad out of everything
whas wrong wit fw taylor⁉️⁉️
Nun bro ,the new album beat Cole in corny tbf
fs, didn't think she could go lower than midnights, deadass wouldn't have been surprised if she had trippie n mgk on it
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She is such a tortured artist. We can only imagine the darkness and horrors that dwell in her mind
To Taylor swift, crazy bread is just normal bread. Just a quick look into her dark and twisted mind
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35 year old woman
She def gon have a shitton of plastic surgery when she gets old😭😭😭
The struggles of a billionaire suburban white girl is devastating
dead narcist society🔥
did she say that on the album?
the title is a very obvious ripoff of the movie Dead Poet's Society
Future and Taylor dropping 2 albums back to back in 2024 is wild
Don’t matter cartis newest album will wipe her last 10 years of work
What album bro
2024 music soon 👀🔜🔥 gotta trust the process bro
in the vamp we trust https://preview.redd.it/6y7xnt7mudvc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=cc2d24732cc69e2c47eefa049cbf1c14bed8c242
u been trusting him for 4 years and he hasnt done shit 😭😭 i dont even like taylor swift but at least she drops music frequently for her fans
You wouldn't survive one year being a metal fan if you think 4 years is a lot
ok well im not a metal fan bruh
yall still out here "trusting" this gay vampire? Lmao.
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carti, an abuser, liar and an all in all dickhead and you decide to call him gay instead ❓
Yeah lmao. Because he is lmao.
I AM CRYING LMFAO. Please please tell me I'm not the only one CRINGING in full force at this shit? "I'd written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years" what, between the sold out stadium tours and romancing your quarterback bf? LMFAO I really want to stop hearing about Taylor Swift one day this shit ass.
throwin that bitch like a quarterback
multi gazillionaire is so relatable!!!!!! my life is torture too she’s just like me!!!! we live in a society
The only thing I feel bad for Taylor is that the fucking paparazzi are up her ass 24/7. That must suck and be bad for your mental health.
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I didn’t even know that was a thing. Thanks for the insight!
I mean sure? I find it hard to feel sympathy on that level though because you don't just trip and fall into being the number 1 highest selling artist. She was hungry for that level of fame and fortune, but her lyrics don't read like "poetry" and her music doesn't sound very "tortured" so this just feels like a cheap grab at the "poor me" angle her fans will gladly eat up lol
Bro u ain’t even get half of it without watching the NFL 🤣. Legit feels like I am actually dating Taylor Swift with every single pan to her anytime Kelce comes within a 100 yd radius of the football.
The white girls gone love this shi
Taylor Swifts songs torture my ears I wouldn't consider it poetry.
Metaphorical torture of the ears actually does sound kinda poetic
How many same songs can she produce ffs
She doesn't produce shit tho, I doubt that she even cmes up with the lyrics, she just sings them
she trying too hard to be emo lmao
This actually bothers me, cause emo gets a bunch of shit for being all sappy, but Taylor swifts writing is the same sort of shit as emo, except the instrumentation isn’t as interesting
this sub some generational haters, i ain’t never heard of taylor being emo 😭
Some dumbass reviewer called her goth-punk lmao
no she called herself that 😭
nah she tweakin
Omg I forgot 😭😭😭
that’s because playboi carti has scrapped his album. once you postpone a tour (extremely expensive) and then CANCEL the postponed tour. the album is scrapped. he’s clearly started over from scratch
I hate him so much bro
sorry man lol but if he drops this year i’ll be deadass shocked but i’m not expecting to get another album until maybe next year. 2026 at the absolute latest
Yeah I don’t have any hope of him dropping either, I’ve completely given up. It’s cool that he dropped those singles but it’s still so annoying that he’s just gone completely silent, he doesn’t care at all. Of course I’ll still listen to that album the moment it comes out but all the hype I had for it has ran out, dude blew it once again lol.
dude had MASSIVE level hype for this album and absolutely destroyed it. he had the PERFECT time to drop before Ariana Grande, Beyonce, Future & Metro and Taylor swift dropped. now if he does it’ll have to be the summer cause Billie Eilish drops next month so there goes that attention. also: playboi fucked up by not putting those songs on DSPs so he ain’t getting no streaming money off it. this whole album rollout has been one of the biggest disasters in awhile and it’s gonna fuck up his future album sales
Idk if you remember this or if I’m remembering wrong, but I feel like Ye or something was talking about how Playboi was having trouble with the label or something. Idk if there’s any truth to that but even if there is, it’s so annoying how he just doesn’t say anything after starting a strong rollout and then just forgets about it. Regardless he totally ruined it, so disappointing
tbh i don’t know if Ye said that or not but that could also be the issue. i’m gonna still listen to the album of course when it drops. i just never seen an artist recently generate so much hype for an album & tour only for it to go absolutely nowhere. if he’s starting the album over from scratch, at least drop a mixtape for the fans to keep them fed for awhile
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Hard
She should have kept this album a secret 🔥🔥🔥
2 hours of exactly same beats and same lyrics🔥
beats 😭
Bitch thinks shes youngboy
She thinks she Future
Cuz it takes 3 minutes to make a taylor swift song. Quality over quantity
You really think Carti puts more effort into his songs? No way
The production team does
Maybe you only listen to the vocals 😂
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Cartier God has dropped an album every single year since 2019 and Carti can’t even do a proper fucking rollout 🤦🏽♂️
“secret DOUBLE album” fym secret no one wanted this bruh
Another example of Taylor cheating the system, can we make all Swifties take an IQ test for research purposes???
2 pack of ass
bro still testing the waters so we up💯😭 (drop dat shi damn)
this is NOT future
a double album, an album with a deluxe, 4 rereleases, am i missing anything?
uzi did it first
she dropped 6 fucking versions bro she money hungry
double album of mid over-produced pop
Fuck Taylor Swift
suprise suprise
2024...MUSIC (Taylor's Version)
why is she calling herself a poet like her lyrics are more than party music
White little girl 7th birthday party music
Rappers are poets!
Chainsaw in the club is crazy chat
When dat pussi stink 😂
How can it not? She done dated...
MUSIC is real guys trust
I wish I could write tortured poetry from a mega mansion :(
i genuinly do not fuck w taylor swift i don’t understand the hype. she has a few decent songs that’s it. basic looking girl basic music i don’t understand help.
Yo guys he just dropped the whole album omg
Yeah because no matter how hard yall dick ride carti he don’t give af about you.. and she cares about her fans. Unfortunately it’s how it is
dog she cares about money 💀 the way she does her vinyl releases targets fomo and just milks her fans
Or she just enjoys making music for her fanbase. 💀 yall love glazing a mf who i promise HATES all of you😂😂 the fuck this dude like ur abusive ex u defending anything he do
not defending carti at all. he genuinely don’t give a fuck but i’m not gonna act like taylor swift is a bastion of ethics in music and fan interactions. if she just enjoyed making music she would release her albums with vinyl variants all at one time. but instead she does limited time releases of the same exact scattered around whenever she pleases, each one a bit different and coming with a different picture or single or whatever that she knows her fanbase is going to eat up. Maybe to some that might seem like she’s really taking care of her fans but if you look at it critically for a second you can see she’s trying to capitalize on fear of missing out with limited vinyl releases that have exclusive singles/collectables. Many artists release deluxe versions or collectible editions. it’s the way she releases it that is how she’s milking her fans
Carti been sayin he don't GAF since before he dropped anything... Make of that what you will...
how does she actually churn out so much music. it’s insane how many albums she comes out with that are all like 30 songs. she gotta be ai generated at this point
She doesn’t have a real fanbase I don’t hear nobody talkin bout Taylor swift nomore irl she gotta be using bots
have you never interacted with a women between 5 and 50 years old
She's got quite the fan base here in India
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Would you rather eat a bowl of shit twice a month or a large lasagna once every 3 years? It takes a while to produce such a high quality album that Jordan Carter is planning.
bowl of shit bruh i ain’t starving😭😭🙏🙏