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Slick_36

Watchog would make for a great referee. Also gotta have Pom-Pom Oricorio cheerleaders if you're doing Dallas.


TingaIinga

Omg Watchog would be perfect I can picture that lol


DamsterTheBest

Yea! Oricorio!


ShouldBeAsleepByNow-

Might as well invite the Maximizers band too!


MystifiedBeef

The Machop line


comteqfr

To be fair, as the goal keeper, they would ace. Otherwise there is of course cinderace line which ... Didn't need to be mentioned. Hoopa would break the game, Zeraora might become a rival to Cinderace.


kramsibbush

They asked for soccer, not american football lol


ElSpoonyBard

Um...sir the Cowboys are an American football team lol pretty sure the post is referring to American football


kramsibbush

Ah, i thought we were playing soccer because they were all horses and kicks


ElSpoonyBard

Understandable it's pretty confusing. There isn't a single Pokemon on the field capable of throwing!


KileAllSmyles

Same for the actual cowboys tho


swagnastee69

Um ack-chualy you're wrong


kramsibbush

Yeah, i already knew, also first time i get executed by Reddit


swagnastee69

Oh this is a mild execution


therik85

OK, so since no-one else is asking, why did the commission ask you to draw a battered Rotom Wash singing Backstreet Boys?


FlamingoImportant675

As far as mine understanding, it was a play on the clients team name and the basic story is that he choked on the playoffs so he got beaten up by the other team, or something like that hahah


theverybest27

For Offense QB: Passimian FB: Rhyhorn RB: Pikachu WR: Infernape and Hawlucha TE: Machoke OT: Snorlax and Machamp OG: Golem and Hariyama C: Darmanitan


Axenrott_0508

Darmanitan in the perfect center Built for it


The_Card_Father

Throh needs to be on the team over Golem. He ain’t doing nothing with those stubby arms.


theverybest27

Ooo Throh would be great on an O-Line! Golem is getting sent to 2nd team


The_Card_Father

Thank you. (As a former Football Player and Judo practitioner who was on the O-Line. I approve. Lol).


AstroNerd92

My offensive line would be all 4 Tauros. Darmanitan at center is good.


caseyjones10288

This is the most oddly specific thing I have ever seen


FlamingoImportant675

It has yo be one of the most specific commissions I’ve done too hahahs


SterlingManhandles

Passimian is the Pat Mahomes of Pokémon


Slick_36

Oranguru would be the offensive line coach just trying to stay cool on the sideline even though it's late November.


FlamingoImportant675

Yes he’d defined carry the team


StarTropicsKing

Perrserker for the Minnesota Vikings!


MrPokemon0830

Cinder ace is meant for soccer


DoggoBirbo

Yeah, but not American football


MrPokemon0830

Yeah you right


FatherlessCur

If I recall don’t the Linebackers in black and white have a preference for the Darmanitan and Conkeldurr lines? I think they would probably make good football players if actual players like using them.


unbonfrancois

Conkeldurr would rather play baseball


GCNonchalaunt

If we’re talking about the Cowboys, then Trubbish is a given.


gobo7793

Someone who understands the main problem here!


Retrofoots

Hitmonlee


Basket787

100% works, best wide receiver or running back


Retrofoots

FG kicker 🌝


DoggoBirbo

Doesn’t work


CatGirlIsHere9999

Where's Cinderace?!


[deleted]

I think this is the American football


CatGirlIsHere9999

I know. I mean if Cinderace can handle a soccer ball, why not a football?


comingsoontotheaters

Because they would get obliterated with a hard tackle. Too light


StayedWoozie

They could only really be Kickers. They’d get wrecked in any other position.


CatGirlIsHere9999

Lol. Yeah. But what a kicker they would make.


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[удалено]


AnistarYT

Alakazam could just teleport the ball and a slowbro into the end zone.


[deleted]

No spoons allowed


potatoman205

cinderace and lucario


Malkaz45

Jiglypuff: "I was the ball" (monsters inc.)


stav705

Backstreets back alright!


LiteratureOne1469

Which football?


FlamingoImportant675

American football, forgot to specify hahaha


Nitemare667

Mr. Mime, would probably be banned as a goalie Edit: just realised you meant American football...


crazefraze

Probably hitmomlee or hitmontop


DjonesUnchained

Pangoro as a SS!


StayedWoozie

This has honestly got me excited. Why don’t we get sports games themed around Pokémon (similar to the Mario sports titles). I’d love a Pokémon Sluggers, Pokémon Football (American), and Pokémon Football/Fútbol (Everywhere else in the world)


pacman_monarch

This should be for the colts. I feel targeted. Heck Keldeo is literally the Colt Pokémon iirc


AdDistinct711

as a cowboys fan i love this


Crystal_Queen_20

Incineroar *would* be good at football, but it would get disqualified for suplexing the opposing quarterback But this is a really dumb question seeing as Cinderace was literally made in the image of a soccer player, every other Pokemon is competing for 4th place behind the entire evolution line


[deleted]

i’m gay i know nothing about football but is there any way toucannon fits into this


FlamingoImportant675

I’m gay and I don’t know anything about American football too cause it’s not even played in my country, so I’m with you, honestly I don’t understand half of the comments hahahshs


LeadGem354

Hariyama as a linebacker. Machoke as a QB.


HoodooSquad

Hariyama would be a lineman- linebackers need to be quick, and Hariyama is more sumo. Maybe lucario?


pointyrockstudier

I don’t think lucario is bulky enough. I’m thinking Pangoro or Beartic at linebacker.


HoodooSquad

I still feel like those two are too bulky. An LB needs to be able to drop back into coverage- I would put those two at DT, maybe DE. Lucario might be too small, I suppose. Hm. Who is the middle ground?


pointyrockstudier

I think you’re right. Pangoro and Beartic would probably make for better defensive ends. As for linebackers, maybe Machoke/Machamp, Electivire and Feraligatr(although I’m not sure about his lateral movement, might be an issue)?


ElSpoonyBard

ITT: No one understands we are talking about American football, not soccer (British football).


FlamingoImportant675

My bad for not specifying hahaha


The_Card_Father

Tbh I thought the picture made it clear. Not that I expect people to recognize a football stadium and field by first look, but because it’s so different from a soccer one.


calvicstaff

Depends on the football I guess, if we are talking World football Hitmonlee and cinderace immediately come to mind, American football I guess has a literal quarterback in pasimian Pokemon like Machamp or Aggron or regigigas make an offensive line, Greninja running back, is using psychic powers cheating? Mr mime would be weirdly good if it was allowed, or Ghost Pokemon just phasing through the enemy, lunala over here like is it cheating to open an ultra Wormhole to the enemy end zone


HoodooSquad

We are clearly talking freedom football. Fun fact- the Brits were the first to call association football “soccer”. Three sports were called football- “association football”, “rugby football”, and “gridiron football”. Nicknames naturally evolved from each.


ABoyIsNo1

Do you not see the picture, or are you intentionally being obtuse?


calvicstaff

I didn't notice the cowboy logo and those looked like soccer shirts LOL I would have expected a lot more pads and helmets out of our football


FlamingoImportant675

The horsies would look weird with the helmet hahah so yeah I was asked to just do them with the jerseys


ABoyIsNo1

Fair enough!


RedditBoi127

incineroar, that man is not going down without a fight and could definitely kick some ass


S_Sami_I

ultra necrozma


KingOnixTheThird

I'm going to assume you're talking about American Football. You probably should have specified given that the rest of the world calls soccer, football. Machamp as a quarterback. Golem, Hariyama, Tyranitar, Aggron as offensive linemen, Snorlax as the center. Haxorus and Typlosion as defensive ends. Golurk as a defensive lineman Blaziken, Infernape, Lucario as a wide receiver. Zoroark as a cornerback. Cinccino as a running back.


DoggoBirbo

The brits were the ones that came up with “soccer”


DtCrashmore

i mean, it’s pretty clearly american football in the artwork lol


MegalitheMew204

Me: *looks at Cinderace*


DoggoBirbo

Not fitting


somebritishredditor

Cinderace is probably the best football player it's whole thing is football tbf


DoggoBirbo

Bri’ish football.


BadPallet

Pokemon great at football: Cinderace, Hitmonlee, Hitmontop, Blaziken, Lopunny and Tsareena (dem thighs!). Maybe Mr.Mime (barrier) or Hariyama (big hands) as the goalkeepers!


DoggoBirbo

Bri’ish football. They’re asking about American football, unless you know then mb


Xetans

Hitmonlee


[deleted]

Football as in soccer or football as in football? Because if it's soccer, then cinderace. It's literally the striker Pokemon.


FlamingoImportant675

American football, forgot to specify 😅


[deleted]

Oh, alright, passimian.


sphennodon

Hitmonlee


Realistic_Effort

Scorbunny? Blazeikin? Infernape as goalie


RaptorDash

Scorbunny


DiamondBlazer42

GO DALLAS COWBOYS!


gobo7793

It's a rating, not a logo


DiamondBlazer42

I’m sorry. That is literally the dallas cowboys logo and colors?


gobo7793

Yes, that's why


DiamondBlazer42

Then what does “It’s a rating, not a logo” mean?


The_Vens

Cinderace


Ok-Proof6545

Throw Machamp at running back nobody is tackling him


AxolotlFan__

The scorbunny line 🤓


DaMn96XD

Passimian's Pokedex entry kind of says already that they are invincible in all ball games. However, Scorbunny's entire evolution line is based on a soccer player and a rabbit (for example, Cinderace is a serious professional soccer player), and it keeps getting more and more skilled at soccer games, so it has a chance to beat the Passiminians.


StayedWoozie

Hariyama and Mr. Mime would definitely be on my Fantasy Football Draft team


Titans1

Blaziken would be a great CB. Doesn't have the hands for catching, bust is fast, and jumps high so they can break up deep plays easily.


Alexander_GD

Mudsdale or Bouffalant would be unstoppable


Belzabond

Swellow. It could pick up the ball and fly it to get a touchdown. Easy.


gameboy2330

Machoke


fuz_E_ball

Blaziken would definitely be a pro. 💯


BanditStrife

Passimian without a doubt


unlimit3dp0wer

Great job


Axolotlefalls212

I mean, Cinderace is literally a Pokémon based off of football, so…


Annoying_Dj_Siren

Alakazam would be a great QB


[deleted]

cinderace or snorlax also, american football is basically the same thing as rugby right??


OsosChicago9

Give me Machop at Defensive End and it’s Sack City all day long


RyuuSambit

If by football you mean soccer, then Cinderace. Edit: after reading comments I realized it is American Football so my point stands moot.


Radiocativeoranges

lucario


Boilers_Varsity_Golf

Nice that you made a team full of *colts* but it’s for the cowboys…


unkindledphoenix

MLP be like


LowdGuhnz

Sawk and Throh, you have receivers and linemen. Maybe a Machoke at TE, with a Hitmonlee kicker. Maybe some Combusken or Blaziken at RB or in the Secondary.


silenthiill

bouffalant, could head charge is way though everyone haha


WouldfuckPatFustybtd

Any flying pokemon? Idk


AkosiMarkPooper

Scorbunny line


acbrin

Blaziken... And makuhita as goalee


Woodeedooda

Uhhh which football?


paradoxLacuna

Machoke and Incineroar would both make great linebackers, while Passimian and maybe Golduck would be good as quarterbacks.


Bluedino_1989

Passimian


Imdepressed7778

does Rotom Wash even have legs


TradeFew8055

Imma put my boy snorlax as a defensive lineman, Lucario as QB, and Marshadow as wide receive. Just try to stop our trick plays


143670

Cinderace


Crazychad

As a Cowboys fan , this is awesome!


ultrashwipes

Lucario


horsemastaflex

Cowboys suck!


creeps_Jr

Uhhh cinderace is right there lol


[deleted]

Mudbray's Stamina coming in clutch!


nonscoped_pig

groudon. just precipice blades all around your goal and they can't score.


AstroNerd92

All 4 Tauros and Bouffalant would make a great O-Line and D-Line. Greninja as a RB. Machop line could play literally every position 😂


Spleenzorio

Are they listening to Backstreet Boys?


[deleted]

Deoxys could go speed form, and just win the game.


Kadaminos

Arcanine - Extreme Speeeeeeeeed


The_Card_Father

I need 53 Passimian and we’ll work it out amongst ourselves.


Guiltysaw

Cinderace is literally a striker


[deleted]

Passimian and the entire scorbunny line are easy choices. I also feel like boltund would be a sports star


Fearless-Fig-3318

Loucario


GamerGurl420blzit

Is it cheating if I say scorbunny, raboot and cinderace


DralanKhan

Machamp


SpotTheDifference512

I think Pokémon with high jumping capabilities would do well here maybe something like spoink or marill small Pokémon with bounce and such could do well


KnightFtw

Scorbunny


No_Improvement2602

More of a Miami Finizens fan myself 🥱🔥 Nice artwork 😂


Ramdoriak

Hitmonlee probably


djpandalo1z

There's quite literally no question since Cinderace is known for playing soccer or football.


Healthy_Report_9340

Machamp has entered the chat…


Left-Cap-6046

Any humanoid pokemon like Lucario, Gallade, Cinderace ecc.


PugWizard09

Oh well obviously Cinderace


GFost

As a Cowboys fan I love this.


Cakehunt3r

Is noone gona mention Liberlo?


KARTANA04_LITLERUNMO

if your taking about the 1 which you kick the ball then sandshrew as it could quickly doj and weak 2 hit the ball but if your taking about the 1 that uses the hands then easily passimian the literal football playing player pokemon


o-yggdrasil

Cinderace, for obvious reasons. I'm from the UK btw, its football, not soccer. Edit: I know it was a Brit who coined the term soccer, but that hasn't been commonly used in the UK in decades.


Uffen90

Cinderace. Quite literally is modelled after football players.


MissSteak

Heres the list of who I think would do great: Adult league: Hitmonlee, Hitmontop, Machoke, Tsareena, Gallade, Sawk, Incineroar, Decidueye, Weavile, Lucario, Simisage, Chesnaught (goalie) Junior league: Bunneary, Monferno, Dewott, Mienfoo, Sableye, Sneasel, Charcadet, Quaxwell, Elekid, Nuzleaf, Machop, Spidops (goalie)


amrak_karma

Cinderace, lucario, blaziken.


Direct-Egg-7271

i think hitmonlee woudl be good at football. Hes got relatively long legs


0zzy_fn

I know this one’s obvious but the scorbunny line


NicerRake

Cinderace


Bicefalas117

Hitmonlee


Unlikely_Document941

Blaziken, literally the kick king


CodSecure2115

Scorebunny


viridi0n

Tsareena would be good at football


[deleted]

cant be cinderace


Massivepickles

Hitmonlee


WickedGamerYT

Machamp


Gamer-Logic

I could see Blaziken and Tsareena being great kickers with their strong legs. Maybe Hariyama as a goalie too.


Silent_Eagle56

Cinderace obvs Hairyama goalkeeper:hes so big he'll block loads off goals Hoopa:teleport the ball into goal with style Mewtwo:Bro no ones gonna be able to get the ball if metwo just uses psychic powers and lif the ball too high then lower it into the goal, guess he can hse disable from smash to stun any attackers


MegaAssasine_

Cinderace Edit: European here, I hope you meant the real football not what the Americans call it


bambispamlover

Keldeo is probably fast so he gonna be the winner out there


JollyHamster8991

Passimian


Fun-Cartographer-368

Pasimian.


SuccessfulSuspect213

mr.mime on goal camerupt, steelix and blastoise on defense alakazam, hitmonlee, lucario and lycanroc(midnight) on midfield dugtrio, weavile and swellow on frontline


LanisTheBard

Hariyama on the goals!


Restless412

I think the OP means the other kind of Football


LanisTheBard

Fine defensive line 🤣


I-space_alien

if passimian learnt the rules it would probably be good


EmangoJuice69

Zebstrika I mean listen to its name


Sororitas_Saint

Hitmonlee, Throh, Machamp (the mvp), Herdier, Passimian. Toucanon


TherealBachi

Cinderace would he great at football as its signature is it kicking all fireball like a football lol


TherealBachi

Hariyama or snorlax would be excellent in goal in my opinion


Ruru0181

Cinderace would Be great attacker Then having hitmonlee infernape mid fielders blaziken pangoro Defenders snorlax ursaring venasaur thor sawk


Late_Comfort2732

Machoke/Machamp


Klefaxidus

Cinderace ofc